TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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Comments

[smokedout]

[Dodger stops when she gestures, and his brow knits in quiet frustration.]

If you want help, then don't get pissy when I offer it. It's not a real dick, it's a flower, so it probably doesn't have death grip syndrome yet.

[Quiet admission, maybe, that the way Rin was handling that flower is exactly the way Dodger would want to be treated. Oops.]

But sure, keep doing what you're doing. Prove how strong and independent you are by getting drugged with flower cum, if you can even get it off in the first place.

[edelstein]

[Death grip... what? She'll have to look that up sometime when she's not too busy deep diving in this dungeon to try and get out as many treasures as possible. For now she frowns while allowing her free hand to fall back down at her side.]

Look, I was just trying to say we can double our profits if you pick one of the other flowers, but if you're so determined to stroke this particular one to completion be my guest.

[Pride and spite are strong, but her curiosity is stronger. Rin doesn't quite let go of the flower just yet, but she does pull forth a specimen jar she obtained for the job. In fact she has a leather sack full of them just because she was certain she'd be able to take back a bountiful harvest.

A bit of shifting, and she's left enough room for Dodger to come kneel beside her and show off his handy technique if he'd like.]

[smokedout]

Maybe watching the way you handle it is just reminding me why I don't bother with women. Watch me, learn something, then we can divide and conquer.

[Doesn't bother with. Consistently strikes out with. Same difference.

There's a pause before he kneels down, where some part of his brain strongly protests against what he's about to do. Entirely because he's far more willing to show off in front of men than look like a faggot in front of a woman but, well, he is one for all intents and purposes. So he takes his place, and wraps his fingers carefully around the flower while he tries to figure out what grip strength he should be using.

It doesn't react exactly the same as a real cock, he realizes immediately, but it's close enough that he can fall back on experience. Although he's staring off to the side while he's doing this, trying not to look directly at it for fear that he will also be tempted to just use his mouth. No effects driving him, Dodger just has awful impulse control.]

[edelstein]

[...She's dealt with insane murderers (cough,aza brothers,cough) with more respect than this guy.]

If I treated actual cocks the same way as that plant I would have been a statue nearly two years ago. You don't need to teach me how to give a handjob without looking at it.

[Of course she has comment on that if he's going to try and generalize all women on her halfhearted cranking of a plant-cock. Even so, she lets go of the petals to completely surrender the abused plant to his supposed expertise.]

[smokedout]

What, are you only giving out handjobs?

[Partly out of spite, his gaze slides over to lock onto Rin's face. If she's going to tease him for being objectively very rude, he's going to make this weird.

Unfortunately for him, since he isn't looking at the flower, he gets completely startled when it actually 'comes'. His fingers twitch at the first spurt and crush some of the petals, leading to a far less impressive yield than they would have gotten otherwise. But after he's done cursing under his breath, he manages to direct the milk into the bottle Rin's holding.]

...Don't say anything.

[edelstein]

[Tch. Sure if he's going to make it weird she'll just stare back. Too stubborn to cave or cow away from his oppressive stare.]

You're going to criticize my handling of that flower, crush it, and then tell me not to say anything? Fuck you. You owe me two more flower orgasms. One for the ruined yield and one for hypocrisy.

[Rin huffs and shoves a secondary jar his way.]

Look, you've even got some of it on yourself. Better hope all your "helpful warnings" were just superfluous paranoia.

[Though, not-so-deep-down in her petty little heart, Rin hopes his attempt at getting back at her actually bites him in the ass.]

[smokedout]

[Dodger grumbles under his breath, but she is right. He fucked up, and he does owe her for it. So there's no actual argument, when he takes the jar from her.]

Fine.

[Without thinking, he's already reaching his hand up to lick the milk off of his skin. Force of habit, from a long-running kink for tasting cum. It's not much, but... he can feel his skin heating up a bit. Yeah, that was definitely a mistake.

It tastes really good, though.]

And- it's fine. I've gotten worse done to me.

[Technically true. And very much not the point. He's just shaking his head (trying to clear it, mostly) and moving on to pick a different flower. Being more careful this time, with the quiet sort of focus that comes with fucking up and very deeply not wanting to look stupid multiple times in a row.]

1/2

[edelstein]

[The look of judgment grows harsher in Tohsaka's expression as Dodger's tongue peeks out from between his lips to drag across his own skin to lap up the 'dongle flower milk'. It takes all the strength she has not to just tear him to shreds for the hypocrisy, but... in truth she's a hypocrite too. There's no use.

Instead Rin moves herself to a small cloister with multiple blooms. This time she too is more careful about treating her target with a more nuanced grip.]

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[edelstein]

[A small gasp of surprise leaps up her throat. Not when the flower she's stroking busts, no. That milk is properly aimed directly in the appropriate jar. However the blooms growing up nearby have a chain-reaction that causes them all to prematurely blow their loads on her. Multiple spurts of white 'milk' splash across her skin. Globs of it stain her thigh, forearm, and her cheek. It's the sudden hit of wet warmth that shocks her because Rin was so focused on being careful — with just the one.]

—I didn't realize they were so sensitive.

[Yeah, and in a few minutes she'll probably be more sensitive too.]

[smokedout]

[Dodger is focused on his own flower at first, finally getting a proper load into his jar. It's only when she speaks that he glances over, and his gaze wanders very obviously over her body. No matter how abrasive her personality is, she still looks good, and she looks even better covered in 'milk'. Which he can already feel working its way into him, he can only imagine what it'll be doing to her before long.]

Probably another thing the House thought would be funny.

[He lifts up his jar, tipping it back and forth as if he could get any information out of it. Really, he's just considering a very stupid idea, but he can't blame his actions on an effect if he did the effect to himself. Better not to.

Instead he moves over, to crouch in front of Rin. No intention to help clean her off, because he has far better motivation to see what this stuff does to her.]

Tell me if you start feeling something.

[He's been here long enough to have a rough idea of what to expect, and how to fix it. But he's not about to do anything she doesn't ask for, he'd rather have some plausible deniability about his intentions.]

[edelstein]

[The collection bottles are simple glass mason jars provided by the people who posted the commission. There's more to learn about her body. The way the two pieces of 'sexy armor' she wears are from two different sets because she's thicker on bottom than she is up top. How her suit mark spills up over her cleavage and down across her torso. Or that despite the strength in which she was jerking off that previous flower earlier, her body looks... soft. As if at a glance you'd think she never worked a day in her life.

Yet that last bit is deceptive. Her skin is immaculately cared for, and the softness of her body is still trim. No flab, but instead the typical percentage of body fat that tends to be more stubborn to get rid of on a woman. She cherishes it. A perfect shield to fool others into thinking she has no capabilities of her own. It's always better to be underestimated and ultimately come out on top, even if her own pride has to be swallowed.]

Shouldn't I be asking that of you? You're the one who put that shit in your mouth.

[Tohsaka reaches out to jab her index finger into his chest. Even if the immediate contact of the 'milk' has made her skin turn warm and her blood start pumping a little faster... it's all typical, isn't it? After nearly two years at the Golden Peacock, Rin has gotten used to its various... stimulants. And she too happens to be the type of person that prefers a shield of plausible deniability.]

[smokedout]

[Dodger's eyes are straying over her body, taking in all of those details and making no attempt to mask it. She's hot, he'll give her that - and a Clubs, apparently, which he's doing a pretty good job of collecting so far. As if he needed a reason to make advances on a fellow good-looking brat.

When she reaches out toward him, he grabs her wrist just to stop the jab from connecting. And unless she can overcome his super-strength, both of their hands are staying right where they are for now.

Some of that 'milk' ended up in roughly the spot he's grabbing, so... sure, that's enough of an excuse to say his mind was altered.]

Trust me, you'll know if I start feeling anything.

[He is already feeling it. His skin is warm, a little past what a human with a fever would feel like. His heart is beating faster, and he's starting to be very aware of her in a way he wasn't before. And, figuring they won't get anywhere if both of them are going to be spiny until the effect forces their hand, he tugs her closer to move her hand to his chest. Guiding her into properly touching him.]

[edelstein]

[In fact Dodger guiding her hand to cup his chest as an alternative to her intended jab tells Rin all she needs to know. Fine, if that's how he want's to play it she won't cop to any influence either. Instead Tohsaka simply puts pressure on her hand as she draws in closer. Hoping to guide him to lay back on a bed of flowers as she rises up to her knees in an attempt to get some height on him as they stay close to the ground.]

I see. I suppose I do know, then. Do you think they'll be able to tell if we add a bit of your milk to bolster the harvest? Or are you going to tell me you have more limited output than a flower does?

[smokedout]

[Dodger lets out an amused snort, but he lets her guide him onto his back. More than anything, he's just curious to see where she's going with this - and he's confident that she can't hurt him or set off any of his triggers, so he's happy to go along for the ride.]

Worth a shot, right? Wouldn't be the first time I've helped cut product.

[And certainly more fun than fucking around with a chemistry set.]

You should probably let me clean you up first, otherwise all the milk's going to waste.

[Another silent admission - that milk tasted good, and he certainly doesn't mind getting more of whatever buzz is starting to take hold of them.]

[edelstein]

If you were so eager to be active you shouldn't be lying down, hm?

[Said as if she's not the one who pushed him there. Rin slides back a little. Her weight sits more in his lap as she allows Dodger the room to right himself back into a proper sitting position so that he may "clean her up" as he likes. Whether that be collecting it in the jar, or using something closer to a natural method.]

Feel free.

[smokedout]

[He sits up once she lets him, and his hands find her hips to guide her into straddling him properly, and then encouraging her to grind against him. He's trying to be gentle, but his inhuman strength will show through if she tries to resist it at all. Either way, he starts this 'cleaning' by licking up the bit that splattered across her cheek, before wandering lower.

He's generally aiming for the spots where the milk hit her skin, yes, but he's taking his time with it. Letting his lips wander over her skin, and occasionally licking her even if he knows there's no milk to lap up. This isn't the best position to get to the mess on her thighs, but... he's still deciding what to do about that. For now, he pauses when he gets to her breasts, glancing up and checking that she's still alright with this.]

[edelstein]

[While Tohsaka may be petite with a small stature, she's solid. When his hands press into her he'll feel the give of fat before the firmness of trained muscle. Though it's not as if his attention will be able to linger there for long. At least one would hope he'd be distracted by the way she obliges when he guides her to grind against him. Clearly seeking deeper, more direct friction.]

Why'd you stop? Afraid of my tits? They're not going to bite, but I can if you want me to.

[In fact Rin greatly enjoys sinking her teeth into someone. Perhaps not so much Chobe since he heals so quickly, but the lasting but not-permanent mark that teeth or the suction of a hickey can leave behind is satisfying to her. Claiming a piece of someone for herself even if it's only temporary. It's a bit of an ego boost, but also a reminder how solid and how real she is. To be marking another and staking claim can be control, but it can also be validation. Reassurance.]

[smokedout]

[Dodger grimaces lightly.]

I'm not- I'm just... checking on you.

[Which he feels weird about, directly after saying it. More accurately, he's checking for a chance of consequences if he keeps going. But she's eager, so... sure, this is fine. And he definitely remembers what to do with breasts. (No he doesn't.)

Perhaps that's obviously in the way he raises a hand up to massage one of them, with no goddamn idea what she'd like or how he should move. But it's an attempt, and he's making a conscious effort not to let his face show how uncertain he is about it.]

...Bites are good. [A pause.] Make me bleed, if you can.

[He's thinking something along the same lines - he likes biting people to claim them, but getting bitten often feels like a bit of reassurance for both people involved. That Dodger can handle the roughness, and that he doesn't need to be too careful with them.]

[edelstein]

[Dodger's difficulty with trying to figure out how to handle Rin's breasts gets her frustrated, so once he gives the green light? Her teeth are on him. It's easy to select a spot on him — the curve of his neck as it meets his shoulder, but just before a crew neckline would hide any mark she leaves. Make me bleed he asks, and any familiarity she finds in that request just sets her blood to boil further.

Skin won't break immediately, but the pressure will be deep. The area will sting, and she'll make sure he bruises at the very least. As her jaw puts pressure on his warm flesh Rin raises one hand into his hair. Slender fingers carding through short locks until she finds purchase enough to grab a fistful of it and pull. Not intending to provoke him, but more to anchor herself as she continues abusing that bit of skin in her mouth while her hips still grind with lustful intent.]

[smokedout]

[Dodger tips his head easily to give Rin better access, and lets out a little hiss when she bites down. It's just harsh enough to get through the mixture of pain-killers and mutant toughness, and combined with the hand in his hair it feels heavenly. Even better, with her grinding against him, and his hips shift to mindlessly follow her lead.

He releases her breast, moving that hand down instead to clumsily work on opening his pants and giving his cock room to breathe. His skin pulses with a bit of extra heat when it presses against her thigh, and he moves to just rip through the gusset of her bikini armor's bottoms. He figures he can make up for the lost clothing later - although really, he's just too impatient to be thinking it through.]

[edelstein]

[Despite the fact she could very well restore the armor easily, Rin finds herself at least mildly irked he's careful enough to push away his pants but not be more careful about the bottoms of her piece. The combined irritations that build up push her over. The bite strength in her jaw becomes enough to push her canines in to break the skin. Perhaps not to the point he'd be trickling blood, but instead the beading of it would be enough for her to taste. Its familiar metallic edge that she's more than accustomed to dealing with.

It's at this point she pulls his hair a little harder, too. Each strand tugging at his scalp while her grip tightens. It's fine, right? Not necessarily a pound of flesh to sate her frustration, but enough little paybacks that it satisfies her for now. Though that means her attention has shifted, focusing on that, and her hips have become clumsy and slow.]

[smokedout]

[The rougher bite and the tug on his hair earn a soft moan from him, although he'll try to claim later that it was just a grunt. Dodger's blood... tastes distinctly bad, like it's laced with gasoline. But maybe he makes up for it with how clearly he adores having it drawn, and how the smell of blood in the air makes his cock twitch impatiently.

His hand grips into Rin's thigh, and lifts her easily to line his cock up and press inside her. He's strong enough that he has to be careful lifting other people, because they're pretty much weightless. And he ends up a little over-eager pressing inside of her, going a touch too fast and burying himself to the hilt in a single stroke.]

[edelstein]

[The taste of his blood isn't pleasant, but it's not as bad as her medicine. Typically described as tasting like "poison" by non-mages, the routine she's kept since childhood means her sense of what's "awful" and not is a bit skewed. At the very least, it's bad enough that she pulls her mouth off his shoulder. A poor decision, because it's the same moment he drives into her to his base.

A sharp breath leaps out of her and Rin's eyes fly open wide. The sudden noise, almost a yelp, that it elicits from her is a quick blow to her pride. The moment she recovers Rin decides that cannot stand. The chosen payback is swift. Teeth are on him again, hard and deep, as she aims with precision. This time she picks a spot on his neck that will agitate his vagus nerve. A sensory highway that she targets with purpose. It should hurt worse, with less work.]

[smokedout]

[That's a very good noise he's gotten out of her - good enough that at first he just needs to grind against her, tightening his grip on her thigh until it feels like he might bruise her. And he actually does bruise her when she bites down again.

It's good. The sort of pain that shorts out his brain a little bit, that he often can't get from other people. Dodger lets out another moan and a quiet oh fuck, before reaching his other hand up to grip Rin's shoulder and bucking his hips up into her.

The pace he sets is immediately fast and reckless, just barely keeping his strength in check enough to avoid hurting her. He'll slow down if she needs it... although it'll be tough to contain himself.]

[edelstein]

[Fuck. Tohsaka's dark lashes flutter as her eyes roll back. A strained groan is muffled against Dodger's neck while he drives into her with (what she can only assume is) abandon. The rough, almost thoughtless nature of it allows Rin a sense of relaxation she rarely gets with others. Most partners are always so concerned and attentive that she feels she cannot just indulge, but Dodger's rapid pace and bruising treatment of her body are satisfying. The pain balancing any guilt from the pleasure she feels, and her assumption that he's more focused on his own pleasure allows her to be a bit more sloppy with her reactions. Letting go, even if it's just a little bit...

The pleasure climbs a little higher. Her nerves come alive with each time their hips meet, and after a few moments of his fervent thrusts she lets go of his neck to catch her breath in heavy pants. More, more, more. Tohsaka doesn't care if she climaxes. Just being able to indulge a bit in the moment without thinking is just fine for her.]