TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

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While Fuuta might be tired and frazzled, Wriothesley still seems like he has plenty in him to be going when he arrives.
He raises an eyebrow as the other orders him around upon arriving. I guess at least there was a "hey" first, right?] I suppose so... [Something like that usually leads to unlocking something.
Can't it also be a trap though? But hey, maybe Fuuta knows what he's doing. They did arrive here and must have been waiting for someone to help with it.] Next time, you could at least say please~ [To his credit, instead of waiting for some kind of please though, Wriothesley strides over to step onto the spot indicated.]
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[ How charming .............
At least he doesn't try to bully Wriothesley along any further, settling for tapping his foot impatiently while he waits, and when Wriothesley finally steps on the switch --
Embarrassingly, the sharp click of the switch activating is enough to earn a startled flinch. Especially since it's accompanied by a weird ... jolt? Something that feels a bit like a sharp static shock, enough to make him look up warily. At least a cool breeze immediately starts flowing through the room, and Fuuta hurries to cover up that startled noise by clearing his throat and standing taller as he looks back across the room. ]
See? I told y --
[ wait. His voice sounds weird in his ears? And also
he appears to be staring across the room at ... himself. Sorry, he's just going to stare uselessly for a moment; Wriothesley deserves to get mad at him for daring to look so stupid while wearing his face. ]
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[Is this what they mean by FOV slider?
Wriothesley notices a lot of things immediately. The soreness of his body. The way the ceiling seems farther away. The fact that his vision definitely has changed? It all hits all at once that he finds himself a little thrown off for a moment.
When he hears his voice, he immediately turns to look and-
Isn't that him? If his body is there then-] Oh.
[He puts two and two together pretty quickly and he just lets out a laugh because the situation is a little ridiculous, isn't it? He should probably be mad, but the dumb expression on his face is amusing.] Sooo? [He can deduce that Fuuta didn't expect this to happen. Unfortunate.]
You got any new ideas?
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Don't -- [ Ughhhhh, he doesn't actually wanna say it, though. 'Don't make that face' sounds so fucking stupid in his head, he's not going to say it out loud. Fuuta scowls as he instead heaves an exasperated sigh, hand scuffing through his hair as he tries to think. ] -- never mind. Just ...
[ Where do they even begin. He genuinely has no idea where to go, and starting to feel stress welling up at the back of his head, Fuuta steps off the switch -- and stumbles over his feet. He's not used to feeling so high off the ground, and his legs are so long. Ugh. ]
... there's gotta be a way to fix this.
[ He's going to pretend he didn't stumble. A pause before he groans and drags his hand down his face. ]
Don't tell me we need to do something dirty to fix this. [ Knowing this place, he could see it being true. ]
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Don't? [A tilt of his head and an easy smile. No scowl in sight. It is strange to see himself like this, but it isn't like Wriothesley doesn't know how to frown or anything. His attitude is rather laidback in the resort though, all things considered.
His expression turns thoughtful as he folds his arms over his chest and taps his chin as he thinks.]
Well, it wouldn't surprise me if it did. [It'd be kind of weird, but this place has done plenty weird...
He steps off the switch before looking around.] Well, let's keep that in our backpocket. Who knows. Maybe this is just temporary and it'll wear off. Maybe if we replicate what happened, it'll switch us again. We just have to find another set to try. [The chances of it causing something else...well, what's the worst that'll happen? They're already swapped, so they might as well suffer the consequences of more trap triggering.]
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Hey, stop that.
[ Fuuta, meanwhile, lurches forward -- he's not used to having legs this long? each step carries him so far? his balance is kinda unsteady -- to grab one of Wriothesley's (his) arms and jerking down, to keep him from crossing them too firmly over his chest. It's not just that he's being a cranky asshole, though; he hesitates for a moment before letting go, averting his gaze with a click of the tongue. ]
I'm hurt there. It's gonna hurt if you press there too hard.
[ Fuuta heaves a sigh afterward as he directs his gaze towards the door to the room. If they want to find a new set of switches, that means they're going to have to venture back out into the maze. Which is not an appealing option, but ... ]
... yeah. I guess we gotta look around. [ He does not want to do anything dirty with his own body except as a last resort. ]