TDM 12

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.

During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.

We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET

A ROOKERY COMES SPRAWLING

A CHARMING MARKET

► The Rookery floods the main lobby and begins construction on the eve of November 15th. This wandering group of merchants has decided to set up shop! From November 15th through January 1st, the Rookery will be operating a marketplace on the ground floor of the Golden Peacock. This marketplace operates at all hours and does not close.

► This once luxurious lobby has transformed into a rustic market. Wooden shops line the walls where eager merchants promote their wares. These little stores are stocked with handcrafted goods, specialty products, and artisanal treats. Unlike general Golden Peacock establishments, shops in the marketplace are willing to haggle and trade.

► Not all of these booths are occupied. Guests interested in selling their crafts or services are welcome to open up shop. The merchants of the Rookery will also hire resort guests looking for work.

CEDAR AND PINE

► This simple marketplace embraces small town charm. The scents of wood and pine meld with freshly baked bread and leather. The echo of a blacksmith striking metal resounds through chatter and laughter. Shopkeepers call and wave from their booths to lure in potential customers.

► Weather simulation has been introduced to the first floor. Snow falls from an artificial sky dotted with lights. This snow looks, feels, and tastes like the real thing. The temperature correspondingly drops to a brisk chill, so bundle up!

► Merchants decorate their shops with winding ribbons, baubles, and bells at the beginning of December. A massive pine tree graces the central square and patrons are invited to decorate it with sparkling ornaments.

Rumor of a gifting tradition spreads, with merchants jumping on board to offer gift wrap with every sale. If you don't give someone you care about a thoughtful present then you must not really like them at all!

SPECIALTY SHOPS

LIMITED TIME WARES

PREPARE FOR DUNGONEERING

► One of the biggest stores in the marketplace is the armorer's shop. It isn't safe to go adventuring in an unexplored dungeon without protection! Come one, come all. The best armor in town is here. The marketeers in the armorer's shop swear their supplies are the best in the business. Well-crafted! Quality materials! Enchanted to ward off the elements!

All available armor is extremely slutty. Every piece has been styled to emphasize the wearer's assets and barely covers anything. Tight, sexy, and functional. Isn't it a win/win for all? Let those tits battle and breathe!

► Guests that follow the sound of clanging metal will find the blacksmith. The front of the shop offers a basic selection of knives, swords, and shields for purchase. While the quality of these weapons is mediocre at best, guests may not want to pass up the opportunity to purchase a weapon while the house is allowing it.

Weapon aficionados may meet with the blacksmith to discuss enhancing the current selection. Special materials can be found in dungeon chests or collected from monsters to improve weapon quality. Guests willing to collect these materials and have the chips to spare can commission superior products.

► Several leather shops are competing for business. One specializes in enchanted leather pouches, another focuses on offering high quality boots. Leather journals make beautiful gifts. What lasts longer than leather clothing? Nothing! Or how about a leather hair accessory for that person with long, flowing locks?

Those browsing through these many leather shops best keep their wits about them. Not all of them are selling real leather! Some greedy merchants are trying to pass off plastic junk as the real thing. A few bold charlatans willing to lie about enchantments to customers that appear uneducated about magic. Do your best to not get swindled!

DRIED AND BAKED SUNDRIES

► The dried goods shop is the most popular amongst adventurers. Those preparing to head down into the dungeon can't leave without supplies, after all! One can find a broad selection of jellies, jams, preserves, cheese, jerky, nuts, and seeds. While they aren't the tastiest, they'll survive for several days in a backpack, which is exactly what every adventurer needs!

► The universe-renowned baking mogul, Mama Brot, has opened a shop selling her famous pretzels. These soft pretzels, nicknamed breastzels, come in both sweet and savory variations. They are deliciously plush and melt in the mouth. It's said that one bite of one of her pillowy breastzels will send you straight to heaven. Dessert and bread connoisseurs cannot miss out!

Guests eager to get their hands on some of Mama Brot's breastzels have their work cut out for them. The shops restocks with fresh breastzels every morning, but the line to purchase starts queuing two hours beforehand. Supply runs out quickly every time Mama Brot decides to whip up a new batch. Good luck!

► Small bakeries peppering throughout the marketplace kick off December with a flurry of decorated cookies. Guests will find cookies and biscuits cut into different shapes, painted with icing, smeared with jam, and drizzled with chocolate. Hot chocolate booths also pop up, their baristas encouraging guests to gather and enjoy the snow by the center market tree with a cozy drink.

JOBS & QUESTS

A MAKESHIFT TAVERN

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS: A SLAYER QUEST AWAITS!
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!

The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.

Yaaassss sLay all day!

JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!

I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.

Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!

JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!

I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!

You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!

JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!

Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.

Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!

JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!

If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.

You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

PULL UP A CHAIR

► As a watering hole for adventurers looking for a place to kick back and relax with a hot beer, the tavern is a hot spot at all hours. Crude and sticky, there's never a dull moment at this establishment! Fights break out every night, drinking competitions are the norm, and it's the best place to gather information.

The tavern doubles as an inn, offering a dozen rooms above the bar for adventurers to cool their heels. A night's stay is relatively cheap and costs only a handful of chips.

► Guests can pick up jobs and quests from the tavern's request board. Postings vary in difficulty and payout. Anyone is welcome to pick them up and they can be completed for as long as the dungeon is active.

► Jobs and quests can be completed through the dungeon prompts below. They may be done multiple times. These job posters need a lot of supply!

► Guests can also list their own jobs and quests to the tavern's request board. While the board is typically meant to attract adventurers for hire, guests can advertise their own services this way. The bartender really doesn't care what goes up. She's too busy breasting boobily behind the counter in a corset that hikes her cleavage against her throat.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT

GOOD LUCK, NEW ARRIVALS

A TRENDY RENOVATION

► Low rank guests will be delighted to find that the basement has been completely renovated! Basement and maintenance floors have been converted into a realistic dungeon complete with gray stone, torchlight, and the echo of crawling monsters. Low rank suites have been temporarily adjusted to match the aesthetic.

► The communal bathroom has also been styled into a medieval latrine. Low rank guests can now enjoy bonding together over a communal trench and chamber pots. A helpful sign has been posted on the door advising guests to be wary of slimes coming up through the piping.

► Low rank guests that aren't happy with their living arrangements can check out the rooms above the tavern. They need only chat with the bartender and pay a fee for each night they wish to stay. It's up to them whether or not they think a dungeon filled with monsters or a raucous tavern is better for their beauty sleep.

NEW ARRIVALS

► New arrivals find themselves waking in various locations throughout the dungeon. Unlike low rank guests who have dungeon suites, new arrivals wake randomly in the upper and lower levels of the dungeon. Anywhere is fair game.

► New arrivals are considered dungeon monsters. In fact, wildcards are the number one hunted monster for the extremely popular sLaying quest! They'll have to keep on their toes if they don't want to be sexily sLayed.

► Stepping away from resort standard, wildcards wake dressed to embody their role as an erotic dungeon monster. The house knows that its guests have eclectic tastes, so monster costumes range from skimpy strategically placed furs to full body suits.

► What are dungeon monsters without drops? Wildcards will also wake with a pouch of valuables for adventurers to collect. These items can vary from useful ores, gemstones, and chip vouchers to random items like condoms, vegetables, and shiny rocks.

UPPER DUNGEON

START THE DESCENT

FLOOR 1

Heading down the stairs from the marketplace leads to the first floor of the dungeon. This is where all low rank suites have been condensed. Corridors are generally dry and well lit, with twisting ivy and torches lining the walls. Some guests say that it’s an improvement over the previously dreary, dirty basement.

Only a handful of monsters are brave enough to come close to the surface. The ones that do have low IQs and are easily defeated.

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► Barrels, crates, and chests can be found in corners and intersections. Low value materials, like perishables and basic clothing, can be found inside. This may or may not include the personal items of low rank guests misplaced during renovations. Whoops!

Watch out! Mimic chests love to hide amongst these crates. Opened mimic chests chase nearby guests, desperate to thrust their slimy tongues into any reachable orifice. They’re also quite dumb, happily repopulating areas where other mimics have been beaten. It isn’t uncommon to find a new one where an old one had been just yesterday!

► Sprigs of mistletoe grow over doors and dangle from the ceiling. Nothing happens when someone passes alone. The enchantment is only triggered when two or more people intersect. Those who cross under the mistletoe may find themselves unable to leave its proximity. As if an invisible bubble has appeared, attempts to leave will be rebuffed.

The mistletoe enchantment can only be broken by kissing. Some mistletoe may be satisfied with a brief kiss while others may require its victims to use tongue. Get ready for some smooching!

FLOOR 2

Multiple stairways across the first floor lead down to the second. As guests head down, they will find the temperature dropping and light dimming. The stairwell opens up to a reveal crumbling archways, staggered levels of ruins, and rich moss blanketing over stone.

This dungeon floor has several gaps between ruins and multiple pockets of open space. Old wooden bridges creak in the wind. Leaves flick across, carried on steady breeze. Treasure chests and harpy-like monsters can be found throughout the ruins.

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► Adventurers need to cross multiple bridges to make it to the next portion of the dungeon. However, they will find that they cannot cross these bridges alone. All bridges in this area vanish the moment someone steps out solo. Luckily, falls to the ground are cushioned by a thick blanket of moss.

Adventurers must step forward together, hand-in-hand, in order to cross. Guests that stop holding hands while crossing, hesitate, or mistrust one another will find the bridge vanishing from beneath their feet.

► Wind speeds spike dangerously at random intervals and send the floor into sub-freezing temperatures. During these times, it is advised that adventurers take cover, because they might end up blown away. There are sporadic abandoned campsites in caves and alcoves where guests can wait out the wind.

These campsites serendipitously offer a cozy bedroll. One cozy bedroll. With howling winds knocking out torchlight, the only way to keep warm is to cuddle up and share body heat. Oddly enough, the furious winds only calm down after adventurers snuggle. Weird!

FLOOR 3

Lush vegetation dominates the third floor. Pathways are challenging to follow beneath overgrown flora. Ancient trees twist between crumbling pillars. This dungeon forest is teeming with sexy floral monsters that blend with the brush and provoke adventurers with sensual whispers. Isn’t it amazing how accurate they are in pinpointing your kinks?

Monsters on this floor love to tease and fondle guests passing through. Adventurers cutting through the forest may end up groped by branches, leaves, and flowers. Or more! These floral monsters can get very handsy.

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► Treasure chests can be found throughout the dungeon forest. The floral monsters will try to protect them, but none of the monsters in this area are particularly strong. Wood nymphs seduce guests away from chests and vines will lash out to slap their hands. Chests on this floor are valuable, offering high-quality potions like elixirs and panaceas.

Not all potions are good. Some bottles are decoys that cause unwanted effects. The three most common decoys are love potions, hatemance potions, and flora potions.

LOVE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the person who drinks it fall in love with the first person they see.

HATEMANCE POTION: A magical liquid designed to make the first person who drinks it fall into hate, coupled with passionate sexual desire, for the first person they see.

FLORA POTION: Liquefied chlorophyll designed to temporarily transform anyone who drinks it into a sexy monster. Monster need not be plant-based.

► An invasive species, the dongle flower, can be found in large number in the center of the forest. This flower’s fleshy petals phallically cone into one another and stand erect from a small cluster of leaves at its base. This flower is mostly known for its milk, which can be collected by pumping its petals. Those unfamiliar with this breed of flora may mistake it for a human penis, but closer investigation will confirm that it is indeed a plant.

Getting to close to the dongle flower comes with risks. This flower is notorious for ejaculating its milk when stimulated. Dongle flowers in close proximity may trigger one another and cause a chain of milk ejaculations. Dongle flower milk has analeptic properties that heighten virility, sensitivity, and sex drive. The more milk, the more potent.

LOWER DUNGEON

HALFWAY DOWN

FLOOR 4

A slope leads the way down to the fourth floor. Adventurers must be careful with their footing to avoid taking a spill because the path is steep and uneven. Why are these stones sticking up so much, anyway?!

Guests not watching their step may end up triggering a trap. After a trick stone sinks beneath their weight, a rumble echoes throughout the dungeon. This echo the ominous prelude to a giant boulder crashing down and rolling after them! (There is a nipple painted on the boulder.)

Those that don’t want to get squashed by the boulder may have to throw themselves off the ledge. Depending on where they decide to jump ship, they will end up in a different chamber designed to test their mettle.

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► CHAMBER ONE: An unfurnished room with no windows or doors. This chamber is deep, making it difficult to try and scale the walls back up to the path. Lone adventurers will end up stuck until someone else joins them, because the trap will not trigger until two or more guests are inside.

Once at least two guests are trapped, spikes spring from two opposing walls. They slowly begin to close in and a booming voice declares: BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE OR DIE!

The floor will give way for guests that comply. Those that do not and cannot get out of the room on their own will be spiked. They may escape with injuries or die. If the latter, they will revive in the Broken Wing clinic.

► CHAMBER TWO: This chamber is divided into multiple parallel rooms. These rooms are designed to facilitate a specific kink between the guests trapped inside. They might be furnished with toys or vacant with only a gloryhole in a partition. Regardless, every room has a door locked shut with a bulky padlock.

After two guests have entered a booming voice declares: EXPLORE KINK OR REMAIN TRAPPED FOREVER!

Padlocks will drop and doors will open for guests that comply. Those that do not are doomed to be trapped forever… or figure a way out through demolition. That disembodied voice is going to be really salty when adventurers realize that last option exists.

FLOOR 5

Water commands the fifth floor. Adventurers must tread through dark and damp tunnels that lead into flooded chambers. Pools and rivers run throughout, with some areas reaching depths of 50 feet. Treasure chests are submerged but are worth the effort, offering ores, metals, and rare stones that can be used to enhance weapons with the blacksmith.

Reverse mermaids live in these waters. They enjoy swimming alongside adventurers and spreading their legs to show off how good they are for fucking.

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► Slimes ooze along the ceiling and plop into the water. They float along like jellyfish, but will direct themselves toward adventurers they sense nearby. Slimes vary in size and color, though the majority are small enough to cup between two hands. The mother slime, a giant slime hidden deep in the depths, occasionally appears to absorb adventurers into her gelatinous body.

Small and deceptively cute, these little monsters are attracted to adventurers and eager to ooze all over them. Different colored slimes and their secretions cause various physical reactions. Slimes can be mixed to create combination effects.

CLEAR SLIME: Clear slime is an aphrodisiac that can also be used as a lubricant.

PINK SLIME: Pink slime amplifies shyness and embarrassment.

PURPLE SLIME: Purple slime triggers sexual aggression and sadistic tendencies.

YELLOW SLIME: Yellow slime may enhance dominate or submissive inclinations.

MOTHER SLIME: Secretions from the mother slime trigger a breeding rut/heat. The more contact one has with the mother slime, the more intense the rut/heat.

► The water in this dungeon has unique properties. Adventurers that soak for long periods of time may find their skin clearing up, their hair becoming shinier, and their features becoming dewy and radiant. This water is imbued with beauty magic that intensifies the sexiness of those who drink or bathe in it. Everything they do, even sneezing or scratching an itch, will be tinted in a pink glow of attractive glamor.

Guests that soak for too long run the risk of becoming powerfully distracting. Beauty can be bewitching, so take care to not charm other adventurers into becoming obsessed admirers, lest you become an unwitting Helen of Troy!

Drinking the water comes with an additional potential side effect. The drinker's voice has a 25% chance of becoming hypnotic. They may be able to entrance others or cause them to orgasm through dirty talk alone.

FLOOR 6

Drying off won't be a problem after getting down to the sixth floor! The temperature jumps to a sweltering degree and light glints off silvery glass. Orange and red flicker and dance. Stepping into the yawning mouth of this massive floor reveals a giant pit of blazing fire beneath a twisting mirror maze.

Muscular minotaurs prowl, prepared to kidnap adventurers and whisk them away to their dens. This maze is also equipped with traps and enchantments designed to redirect guests back to the beginning entrance. Adventurers will need to use creativity and ingenuity to navigate this labyrinth while battling intense heat.

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► Guests can take cover in small chambers at maze corridor intersections. These rooms are also sweltering but, happily enough, there are magical air conditioners available! Two plates on opposite sides of the room must simultaneously be stepped on in order to activate the ice enchantment.

Comfort comes with a price. Something strange happens when magic sparks: the adventurers standing on the activation plates have swapped bodies! They won't be able to switch back immediately, either, because the ice enchantment has a cool down period. Their options are to either wait it out or go find another room with an unused ice enchantment!

► Adventurers that successfully navigate their way through the maze will find a long corridor leading to a massive shining door. They've found the exit down to the treasure room where riches upon riches are waiting. Money, money, money!!

Guests that let their guard down while walking to the door may end up shot with an arrow! In classic dungeon fashion, holes in the wall open and launch arrows all the way down to the entrance of the treasure room.

Getting shot by an arrow will trigger lust at first sight! Forget about everything else and look at your fellow dungeon crawler. Aren't they so erotic? Don't you really want to fuck them right now and forget about all that treasure? Or perhaps they're still rocking around in your swapped body. Isn't it suddenly tempting to fuck yourself?

TREASURE ROOM

IT DEFINITELY ISN'T CURSED

FLOOR 7: THE BOTTOM FLOOR

The final floor of the dungeon is a massive chamber glittering with precious gems, metals, and enchanted valuables. Piles and piles of gold coins are stacked as far as the eye can see. Treasure chests line the walls, overflowing with sparkling jewelry. Anyone that’s ever wanted to swim in piles of gold can finally make their dream come true.

Guests can take whatever they can carry. They have to make their way back up through the dungeon with it, so hopefully they came prepared!

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► Brave adventurers that managed to come this far deserve worthwhile gains. Those who enter the treasure room are welcome to pick up special treasures from the following selection. None of these items are game breaking, so players can pick up multiple or mix and match.

ECHO STONE: A small stone that fits in the palm of a hand. When tapped, it sends out a soft pulse that outlines nearby exits, hidden passages, or alternate routes in shimmering light.

EARRINGS OF FATE: A matching pair of diamond studs. If shared between two people, the wearers can sense each others’ location all times.

CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY: Shimmering silver fabric as smooth as water. Wearing this cloak grants invisibility.

THONG OF BRONZE: A bronze thong. Wearing this thong increases power, endurance, and speed, but only when worn alone.

RING OF PROTECTION: A simple gold ring enchanted to protect the wearer. While this is useful during battle, it also can act as birth control and prevent sharing diseases.

CLICK LOCK LOCKET: A simple golden heart-shaped locket. The wearer can open the locket and give themselves temporary body modifications for up to two hours at a time.

MECHANICAL MOUSE: A mechanical mouse that registers its master with a drop of blood. A little friend that can scout, transport small items, and fit into tiny spaces.

BRASS COMPASS: A small brass compass with delicate gears. It doesn’t point north. Instead, it points to the carrier's deepest desire or the object they seek the most.

FEATHER OF FLIGHT: A delicate feather that feels lighter than air itself. Grants the ability to fly for a short period but the user must have it in their possession and activate it. Works in bursts, such as allowing them to jump across wide gaps or avoid a deadly fall.

HAND OF LUCK: A small, silver broach shaped like a human hand, fingers outstretched in a gesture of good fortune. The hand grants increased luck to the user, influencing dice rolls, odds, or even the outcome of risky decisions. However, it only works once per day. When it activates it may make other things worse.

► An iridescent door glitters at the back of the treasure room. Written on an aged scroll pinned to the wall is an explanation that this door can send adventurers home. They will have abandon their companions for this opportunity, because one who uses the door must pass through alone. The scroll explains that the door will only work once within a span of several hours, making it impossible for anyone else to immediately use it. There is also the risk that it will never work again.

Of course, the door isn't really sending anyone back to their world. Guests that decide to take the leap will find themselves walking straight into their suite upstairs. The scroll didn't specify which home!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; anonymous; aphrodisiacs; BDSM dynamics; body swap; breeding kink; classic tropes; costumes; cum play; dubcon; death; enchantments; erotic plants; erotic monsters; entrapment; hypnotism; noncon; temperature play; traps; weapons; violence; voice kink

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

Vash the Stampede | Trigun Stampede | New/Returning Character/Player

[bountyfull]

I. Monster Problem
NSFW optional. GEN.

[ Getting shoved into the role of monster certainly isn't all that unfamiliar, but it's also certainly different here. Vash remembers the resort, though it's hazy and distant, just out of reach but enough to graze metaphorical fingers against. So maybe he's a little less embarrassed than he might have been otherwise. A little isn't a LOT, however. The costume he's saddled with is way more revealing than he himself is comfortable with, high tech implants zigzagging over scarred and patchy skin. He's done his best to adjust as best he can.

The mask that covers his eyes and hair is honestly welcome.

He's been meandering through the dungeon, at at this point he's busy untangling himself from some rather pushy vines that are currently curling up underneath the plant monster costume he's found himself in. In a fit of annoyance he yanks himself away from the plant with a grunt, stumbling back into the more open pathway in this part of the dungeon. The mask on his face gets knocked askew as he tumbles INTO someone, only barely able to keep both himself and the other person upright. With an arm around their waist he makes sure their feet are planted before taking a step back. ]

Woah, uh hi. Listen, I don't want any trouble. Let's talk this out okay? Yeah?

[ He laughs lightly with raised hands, the expression a little strained and flustered. Clearly, playing the part of a horny monster isn't something he's quite that practiced at. ]

II. Mistletoe
NSFW potential. Kissing.

[ He's read about mistletoe, at some point, a long, long time ago. Maybe it was on one of Ship 5's logs, or somewhere else. It's not like he's had any firsthand experience. So while he stares up at the plant like he's trying to decide if it was out to get him in particular, he settles one hand on his hip, the other coming up to rub at the back of his neck.

Eventually, he looks back down at the person stuck in this invisible bubble (yeah, he's looked for a way out, no offense) and offers a weak shrug. ]

So, I don't know if you're familiar, but I might know the solution to our problem.

[ and then quickly adding: ]

I won't be weird about it! Trust me, okay?

III. Rock Escape
NSFW optional. Kink Exploration.

[ Running is something he's good at, especially when he's not trying to find his footing in sand to do it. It doesn't matter to him who stepped on the trap (it may well have been him) but if he sees someone -- anyone -- also fleeing the tit boulder he's going to run past and grab their arm to pull them along. ]

Hey! Hurry! It's not gonna slow down!

[ He's not either. But he IS going to hold on tight, tugging the person along with him. ]

How's your endurance? Wanna take a chance? I'll catch you.

[ With jumping. How he's going to catch ANYONE is absurdly hard to guess but he seems genuine with the offer. ]


[[ ooc: open to winding up in either chamber one or two, will default to one unless specified! Kinks in his journal but I am happy to choose. ]]

IV. Mother Slime
NSFW. Heat/Rut, other optional.

[ He'd been made aware somewhere along the way of the request for slimes. Of course it was a little difficult to handle the things, but Vash tried to do so humanely as possible. They're living creatures -- he thinks -- so he doesn't want to kill them. But one way or another he winds up backing into the mother slime, summoned by Vash's activities with the smaller ones. Almost immediately he winds up getting pulled into the mother slime's body with a yelp.

It's difficult to struggle, absorbed well up to his chest as he winds up being, but he manages to pull his prosthetic arm free from the mother slime's body, and despite the haze settling in his thoughts he reaches out towards whoever comes across him and this really rather embarrassing situation. ]

H-hey, would you mind lending a guy a hand? Please? I'll owe you, anything you want.

[ He has a sack of treasure still, counting as a monster himself. But the tone of his voice implies something else, something a little more intimate. If he wasn't feeling suddenly very interested in the person in this chamber with him, he might feel a little embarrassed at the tone of his voice. ]

[[ ooc: can play with either the heat/rut side of things! Just let me know. Willing to combine other slime effects as well. ]]

V.Treasure Room
SFW, GEN.

[ Vash is already turning the pocket watch looking item over in his hand, but he hasn't made a decision yet. He's exhausted, sore, and his stupid costume is in worse condition than it started in. What he could really use is a very very hot shower. Exhaling a breath, he looks over at who he's in here with and steps over to them. ]

So... what do you think?

[ If they happen to be near the door that promises a return home, he stays very quiet, looking between the door and the other party, like he's piecing something together. It's only right to let who he's with go through the door, even if it only works once. He's only just found himself here, for one. The rest.. well. Unpacking that isn't something he's willing to do right this minute. ]

If you want to go, I'm not going to get in your way.

VI. Wildcard
[ Open to a lot more prompts, including but not limited to body swap, lust arrows, one bedroll. Happy to write custom starters or roll with whatever's written! ]


[[ ooc: Hi hello! Returning player/character! Not much of Vash's old CR is still in game, but I am down to keep it if others are, likewise happy to just start from scratch. Vash will remember being here before but memory will be patchy to facilitate such. Permissions/Kinks are in his journal as a note about xeno options. m/m m/f both welcome! I can be contacted over at kermitkin ]]

Wildcard

[armwriostle]

[The plant monsters really are no match against a man with metal gauntlets that can punch ice, really.

The potions really do remind him of what one can make through alchemy, which is handy. He doesn't drink any, not exactly keen to try them out while he's dungeon crawling, but he did bring a large bag he can mount on his back to bring back spoils to sift through later.

He happens to be taking a breather, finding an old tree trunk that had fallen and slowly being engulfed by moss as somewhere he can place his bag down and rest. It's a little quiet though, he realizes. No monsters within the vicinity and he hasn't ran into anyone recently either.

Like the area is being avoided. Maybe he's just being paranoid, though he glances around after a moment. Better safe than sorry, right? Best not to let a monster catch him unaware.] Hmm...

[bountyfull]

[ We aren't talking about the logic that went through Vash's brain to wind up actually drinking a potion. Maybe there'd been a hope it would fix something or other or who knows what. But the current situation he's facing can only be blamed on his own hubris. Stock still in the branches of one of the larger dungeon trees, Vash runs his tongue over the newly long and sharp canines in his mouth, like a kid exploring something new for the first time.

Since he's cleared this area of other monsters it's all too easy for his newly sensitive ears to pick up on the arrival of someone — someone familiar in scent too. That's new, as is the sudden pull in his chest as he peeks down through the leaves to watch below him.

He's perched very still in the trees above where Wriothesley is currently standing like some kind of (rightfully) paranoid meerkat. It doesn't matter though, because in the end even if he's paying attention it won't make a difference. When Wrio is turned one way, Vash drops down from his perch almost soundlessly, grabbing and shoving him back against one of the upright trees a few paces back as Vash himself presses into Wrio's personal space. ]

Gotcha.

[armwriostle]

[Maybe this dungeon is good because he must be getting rusty if he was able to get attacked this way. Gamers don't look up scenario of all time.

He lets out a yelp of surprise as he suddenly finds himself pinned against one of the many trees, a smaller body pressed against his larger frame. Adrenaline burns through him and his fight or flight is practically screaming.

He takes in a sharp breath and tries to let out a laugh.] Wha-! Couldn't you have just approached me normally?! There's no need for this, right? [...Right?]

[bountyfull]

[ Vash keeps his forearm presses against Wriothesley's upper chest, but he does manage a grin -- one that exposes the sharp, extra long canine teeth that he's currently sporting. They've always been just that much more sharp looking than a human's by default, but this is something else entirely. ]

Nah, this seemed like it would be more fun. I was watching you for a while, actually.

[ Was he? Vash twirls around that little bit of doubt in the back of his mind. He recognizes Wrio of course, they'd met the last time he was in this weird, invasive hotel. Was that why he felt the pull to corner him like this? ]

Don't tell me you don't remember me, my feelings might be hurt.

[ Later, he'll definitely feel awkward about this. For now though he looks just a little put out. ]

III, pick ur own kink :3a

[horseliberator]

Kinda picked up on that!

[ Henry shouts as runs and is momentarily grabbed. He's used to his fair share of adventuring but honestly not at all bothered to have an extra pair of hands along. Even if they hadn't planned on teaming up. ]

Kurva— what the hell- [ he mutters as they run, all thoughts mostly replaced by a sense of urgency and the desire to save both of them from being flattened or ... whatever else a tit rock could do to them. But when it becomes clear they're running out of path and will have to jump, he's forced to think, quickly looking around them. He doesn't know if this slender man actually does intend to catch him but if nothing else, they can probably make one another's fall a bit softer. ]

My endurance is not so bad... I guess we're doing this.

[ He gives a nod, finding a grip of his own against the other man. They're in this together. ] Let's go!

AS DISCUSSED

[bountyfull]

[ Vash shifts the way he's holding onto his new companion to wrap an arm around his waist, almost in the same moment as he moves them both to leap off the ledge. He instinctively holds his breath as he does, but they're only free-falling for a moment before SOMETHING yanks them to a stop. Or... perhaps a far more slow decent.

Vash's prosthetic arm stays raised up above his head, the repelling wire from his wrist lodged safely into the wall far above them. ]

Just hold on tight.

[ there's a creak in the wire, the wall its lodged into cracking ever slightly the longer they hang there. A flick of those prosthetic fingers and they're descending again at a much less breakneck pace. Eventually, and perhaps unfortunately, the wire's grip at the top gives way and the two men wind up tumbling down a few feet into a strange room with plain walls on 3 sides, and glass on the fourth.

Instead of anyone catching anyone though, they're definitely more in a pile configuraton. ]

yeyeyeyeyeah

[horseliberator]

[ Normally, Henry would be freaking the fuck right out about that prosthetic arm and how it's capable of doing things, even if he has been faced with all sorts of magic and technology since coming to the resort.

Luckily for them, the boulder and jumping and everything is occupying all of his attention, including his capacity to be startled. So he only gapes at it in wild confusion as he clings to the other man.

Part of the reason they end up a pile is probably because Henry is hardly helping matters, still confused by what exactly is happening and not exactly the steadiest passenger. With a grunt as they land down in the room, he tries at least to untangle their respective ... limbs. ]

I've got to say I didn't see that coming. [ He should probably not draw attention to it?? Maybe?? Jesus, what does he do. ] Ehm... thank you.

[bountyfull]

[ "See that coming"? Vash looks a little puzzled, but then he realizes. Oh. He laughs a little, not really bothering to untangle himself from the other man if only because he's too tickled to care. But almost as soon as he starts laughing he's holding his hands up. Sorry, he's not trying to laugh at YOU. ]

No it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's not something you see every day, I get it.

[ Eventually, though, he sits up on his elbows, his expression a lopsided, good natured smile. ]

You didn't land on anything too hard did you? Could've been a lot worse. I'm pretty good at first aid when I need to be though.

[ The next thing that catches his attention is the glassed in wall to their left. It looks dark beyond the glass, but Vash could have sworn he saw something moving. There's a purse to his lips as he tries to puzzle this out privately for now, lest he alarm his companion. ]

IV. but will it actually be nsfw? or just suffering. who could say.

[belheir]

Lending a hand?

[He'd been dungeon delving just because it's something to do. It kind of makes him feel like he's playing a video game or something back home. Perhaps a little more hornier than he'd ever think to play, but time changes people, and so he's got no problem sticking his nose into things.

Which is where this guy comes in. Faintly familiar, and Kazuya is fairly certain he's seen him before somewhere.]

Hey... Don't I know you from somewhere?

[It's going to bother him if he can't figure it out. Also, this is the more important question for the moment. He'll lend a hand(y) in a second or two. Surely.]

i hate you with every ounce of my soul but this is funny

[bountyfull]

[ You know. Maybe, just maybe, he hadn't expected to be given a hard time when he's actively begging for help while being up to his biceps in motherslime. But maybe he should have. That's the kind of luck he tends to roll. Unfortunately for him, the mother slime doesn't seem keen to keep him still so his viewing angle slowly changes as he's mostly having to look at Kazuya from an upside-down direction. ]

Uh. Maybe? We ... could have met the last time I was here?

[ He sounds uncertain and a little peterbed to be having this conversation here and now. ]

Listen I'm really in a pickle here!

hehehe

[belheir]

[Incredibly funny. But this doesn't seem like something deadly, so Kazuya has absolutely no urgency to do anything about this just yet.]

Last time? Oh! Were you someone who got turned into a statue for awhile, then? That's probably the case... But it's definitely been awhile since I would have seen you, if I barely remember you.

[That's gotta be it, and he snaps his fingers as if suddenly remembering it.]

Actually, you're in a slime, by the looks of things. But I don't think the Resort would really be above putting you in an actual pickle...

[bountyfull]

[ I think so? It's a little fuzzy actually.... He trails off, his expression shifting to something a little exasperated when his turn of phrase is thrown back in his face. Unfortunately, the mother slime seems to take this chance to suck him in further. Any more, and he might as well be in up to his neck.

Panic starts to set in as he struggles to move an arm through the body of the mother slime, the flush on his face deepening as another wave of something trills through his body and settles somewhere in his core.

Crap. Crap crap crap. ]

C'mon. Pickle or slime, I really could use some help. Pretty please?

ii

[izanagis]

[Well. Here they are.

Yu feels a little foolish that he didn't see the plant beforehand -- but, to be fair, it's a dungeon. There are plenty of plants around. How was he supposed to know to look out for one? Vash isn't the only one looking for a way out; he pushes the inside of the invisible bubble to get an idea of the boundaries, checks around for anything that could help, even tries to reach the mistletoe with his longsword. Honestly, he should have known there'd only be one way out of this, anyway -- it's Just How The Resort Is.

He hums thoughtfully at the implication Vash is making; he's come to a similar conclusion. Which is fine! No big deal!

Until that particular addition, which activates Yu's need to be a little shit about it. Which is why he delivers his response with a fully straight face:] I didn't think you would be, until you said that.

bullied immediately i see how it is

[bountyfull]

Huh? Wh— No. Hey. I was just trying to cut off anything awkward at the start, you know? This place and its tendency to encourage...

[ ....ANYWAY. He winds up flailing his hands along as he talks, or rather, tries to get his point across. In the end he winds up pressing his non-prosthetic hand up to his face with a grimace.

If he could start over completely that might be nice, but as it is, he just lets the stupid invisible bubble support his weight a little as he leans back against it, dropping his hands down to his sides again, palms out. ]

Listen, I'm a little awkward at this. A kiss might solve the problem, but I'm not suggesting that because I'm some kind creep. That's all I meant! Honest.

i'm sorry to say it CAN get worse

[izanagis]

[Yu keeps his expression even for as long as he possibly can, watching blankly as Vash tries to explain his way out of this. Or, more accurately, as Vash walks himself into a proverbial corner in the mistletoe bubble--

...yeah, okay, even Yu can't keep this up forever. An amused smile creeps into the corner of his mouth; the more Vash stumbles over his explanation, the more it grows. He can't let this guy continue suffering. So:] It's alright. I get it. There's something like this in my world, too...although it doesn't usually trap people here like this. You're right, though -- it's worth a try.

[And he could just leave the point here, like a normal human being, but stupidly he has to add:] Just be gentle with me. I'm a delicate flower.

[He has been here for over a year and a half. Delicate can in no way describe him.]

good.

[bountyfull]

Be gen—

[ Vash freezes, looking almost like a deer in headlights. Why wouldn't he be gentle? Was this a bigger deal than he was making it out to be? He opens his mouth and closes it once, then twice. It makes him look a lot like a fish (if a fish came from a planet that was entirely desert). ]

Uh..... I promise I will?

[ Help? Wait, right. He holds out a hand, palm up. Give him your hand, Yu. ...This absolutely won't work, but it's worth a shot. There's no sense in going for the literal and metaphorical juggular if the back of someone's hand is good enough.

Right? ]

iv, the express not the local

[cartographie]

[ Well, her hair did look incredible, thanks to the water on this floor of the dungeon, right up until a falling slime beaned her in the head before plopping to the ground. It has no face, or color, but something about the way the thing holds itself gives Nami the impression that it's expecting something from her. What it gets, is a deadpan proclamation of 'gross' and a weary roll of her eyes while she pointedly ignores the unmistakably inviting heat working its way over her skin. Kind of hard to be turned on while combing slime ooze out of one's hair, after all.

For all the grossness on this floor, it's also fairly serene. A nice break from the tittie boulder, and the booming voice demanding emotional vulnerability. She's bolstered by the thought of bringing the bottles of dungeon water she's carrying in her loot bag back to the woman who wrote the ad and getting a nice payout, but the sound of shouting and splashing ruin that veneer of peace almost as soon as Nami let herself breathe too deeply. ]

Vash?! [ It's been a long time, and he's most of the way to being consumed by the biggest slime she's come across, but despite the rising alarm, she recognizes him instantly, not hesitating to leave her precious loot bag off to the side before darting towards him. Both hands reach out to grab onto his mechanical arm, ignoring the residual slime getting on her care of the mother slime, as she pulls him free with all her might. ]

[train noises]

[bountyfull]

H-hey...! Nami hey— Long time no see!! [ He grins in spite of the situation he's found himself in. It almost gives off the air of not really caring, but really. He's not HURT or anything, just particularly slimy and, well. There's an undercurrent of something else he's very decidedly pushing to the background now that he realizes he's got someone he recognizes coming to his rescue.

It's probably ALSO not the most ideal location or situation for a reunion, but Nami's presence is a sight for sore eyes, or is it slimed eyes? He might not have been fully swallowed by the mother slime, but his own hair is drenched, flat against his head and not at all as fluffy as it usually is. It's probably for the better that for this whole ordeal he's still stuck in that ridiculous costume, since it means his precious coat isn't getting ruined by whatever fluids this slime is made out of.

With both of Nami's hands on his prosthetic arm Vash grabs ahold of one of HER arms with his other and with as much strength as he can muster to kick swim forward. Between the two of them and the mother slimes quickly growing disinterest in her current victim (meal?), it's not long before they manage to yank him out. Vash shoots out of the motherslime like something being fired out of a particularly lubed cannon, and if he were less coordinated he might have just wound up crushing Nami underneath him in the shallow water that seems to cover the entire floor of this part of the dungeon.

Luckily, He's more or less just huddled over her on elbow and knees, eyes wide. ]

...Hi?

[cartographie]

[ Frankly, it's all fucked up– the effects of the clear slime she was unlucky enough to be hit by her have been working double time to sink in, despite her determined effort to not let it, how the residue off Vash from the mother slime muddies her thoughts further, how the momentum behind getting Vash out of his gelatinous prison has left her knocked onto her back, staring up at him in astonished confusion. ]

Vash! [ It's a greeting, it's an acknowledgement of recognition, it's because she's far too thunderstruck and gradually losing the fight against the slime to say anything else before blurting out: ] Please don't tell me you were stuck down here this whole time.

[ Something like that would be too messed up, even for this place, then again, she's heard about people who lost months in the back stairways, but to them, it only felt like a week. As much as she would like to keep puzzling out the nature of time in the resort, along with her own reawakening here in that statue-lined hallway, there's a tension knotting itself low in her core the longer she's on her back underneath him that makes it difficult to focus on the greater cosmic mysteries in play. ]

I think– [ Shakier than she would have liked. Nami stops, clears her throat and tries not to feel the warmth from the color rising to her cheeks. ] I think you should, um. [ Moving beneath him, Nami shifts a leg and pointedly nudges his hip with the inside of her thigh, hoping he catches her drift even though she is starting to be less than certain she even knows what her drift is. As the seconds pass, the desire for him to move becomes more of a fading need than something she's becoming fairly sure is important if they don't want to spend this surreal reunion tangled up on the floor. ] Or not. [ Shut up, Nami. ]

II.

[hexcorized]

[ Viktor is no stranger to the antics of this place or the things that it implements to wreak its havoc. Viktor's foray into botany while here has had varying degrees of success and failure. This would be one such failure, he supposed.

It was meant to be a simple retrieval of said mistletoe to study its properties when he came to be ensnared in its grasp. But another such individual happened to be as well, an unforeseen circumstance. His eyes swirl with a myriad of colors as he looks back at Vash and then the plant above them. His appearance is strange, inhuman, in an obvious way, but Viktor holds himself like any normal human would, his staff gripped in one hand as he listens. ]

A solution? Hm. Weird is customary for this place. I can also deduce that it will probably be something inherently sexual, yes? That is usually the solution to most problems presented by the resort. Is it something as simple and chaste as a kiss, or something more debauched?

[ A tilt of his head as if inquiring which one Vash would pick. ]

[bountyfull]

[ The laugh that punches its way out from Vash's lungs is a little stressed, but it's good humored at the very least. This guy is interesting, from the way he approaches the issue to the way he looks. It's hard to miss the way the colors of his eyes swirl like little galaxies.

It's a little bit of a distraction, in a way that interacting with another plant would be. Something a little familiar but different. Vash relaxes a little, offering a genuine smile after a moment. ]

Well.. yeah. When you put it that way. Sexual that is. But actually... I remember reading about this plant in ship logs when I was little. People are supposed to kiss under it, so maybe it's as simple as that.

[ He's erring on the more chaste side, perhaps hopefully. While he's not unfamiliar with the way the hotel works, he's also still a little hesitant to dive into the thick of things just anywhere with just anyone. ]

[hexcorized]

A strange book to read, but it is probably better than most within the library.

[ Hm. A look of realization dawns on him as Vash brings that up. There's a soft 'ah' from Viktor as he looks back up at the plant once more. ] Mistletoe then. Hemiparasitic, order Santalales. Often toxic toward humans, but also regarded as a symbol for male fertility. It has quite an intriguing history. A now...this superstition raised. Such a strange thing...having to kiss under something that is known to be deadly towards humans.

[ Toward humans. Something which Viktor is and is not, and given his form of organic metal, that is easy enough to see. ] Your offer could be considered weird, you do realize this, yes? One might even say that it is opportunistic toward those who are truly naive. But if we are to believe the story surrounding such tales and the resort's happenstance to meddle with us—

[ He is teasing as his eyes flash into pinks and reds before returning to their swirling kaleidoscope of colors. ] —then I am willing to entertain your experiment if only to see that it does work.

III

[aertire]

[The brown-haired woman currently fleeing the boulder - because in the midst of all her sketching and investigating, she completely did not notice the strangely shaped tile in the floor - is clinging to a thick book with both hands as Vash grabs her wrist. She's wearing sandals and a short black dress that covers both her shoulders but does a terrible job at covering anything below, say, halfway down her ass.] W-why is it shaped like a breast?!

[She protests, whether it's her situation or this general thing is unclear. Still, she's running. And then, at his question, she offers:] Actually, I-I can fly! Do you think that would be helpful here?

[Look she's not an adventurer she's a librarian]

i!

[comfypillow]

[ The dungeon floor thick with foliage is Quincy's preferred exploration spot. It reminds him of the wood territory back home, feeling realer than the vale, the forest location within the resort where he's spent most of his time trying to live like a hermit (and failing due to guests trying to fuck around his self-claimed territory). The scents here are richer: the spring of moss, the wet of earth, the aroma of flowers. Even the creatures aren't abnormal to him; monster and youkai lived in the wood territory back in Klein. Which is why he isn't shocked or irritated when a 'plant youkai' accidentally stumbles into his arms. It isn't even the first time, since lot of the creatures around here are horny or trying to play little tricks. That's the main commonality among them. They're hungry for dick.

The man Vash stumbles into is large. Big hands fold over his arms, touch gentle, and depending on how Vash stumbles, his face might have planted straight into Quincy's plush muscular cleavage. Even if he doesn't, it's there, part of the hulking silhouette of a tall blond man with purple bags beneath his eyes. The waist Vash's arm has wrapped around is a thick as a tree trunk. Very solid.

Quincy tilts his head when Vash steps back and raises his hands. ]

...? [ 'talk this out'? even if several monsters around this floor have tried to get his dick through various flirtations, this is one of the more unique ways so far. he's intrigued. ] Okay. Start talking.

[ Don't worry about what's clearly rope and snares slung across Quincy's back, Vash. Don't even worry about that at all. He's just a big forest guardian hunting around the veggie dungeon floor, these aren't actually meant for people. Not that he says so. ]