TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

Mother Slime: the Reckoning
It’s why the Mother Slime got the drop on him - literally - flattening him to the cave floor as its gelatinous mass plopped down on him from above. His struggles while suspended in its ooze paused but once, when he noticed what appeared to be boot with some skeletal bones still attached floating nearby.
Have you ever seen what spontaneous immolation looks like while suspended in goo? Apparently, like a gold-white shimmer, before Phainon is ejected in a slimy heap, the flame-like flutter of his hair settling into a soggy mop of white and gold irises cooling into blue.
It’s possible that anyone else - either trapped by the fleeing Mother Slime and ejected the same as he was, or caught in the splash radius as a bystander - is as drenched in this stuff as he is, but Phainon hasn’t had a chance to observe his surroundings again as he coughs gobbets onto the floor, heaving for breath. ]
That was careless- [ he wheezes, dragging a messy back of his hand across the slime drooling from the point of his chin and only making it all worse.
He blinks hard, and for the slime oozing out of his hair and across his vision, he gives his head a shake to toss his fringe from his eyes. ]
Quincy?
[ There’s no mistaking that… incredibly enviable physique anywhere, even bleary-eyed with slime as he is. ]
We have to stop meeting like this, [ Phainon quips, a little breathlessly; life-threatening situation and barely escaped intact? He’s on top of the world, and look at that, he’s found a friend to boot!
The swordsman finally looks the part - that is, with a broadsword of dubious quality strapped across his back - and otherwise scantily armored in a single pauldron protecting one shoulder and a leather codpiece. The rest has been (barely) covered by an abbreviated chiton hastily constructed from some sheets he found, covering him from one shoulder to hip across half his chest, and his waist from about mid-thigh. And white, turned nearly translucent by the thick layer of cloying slime soaking it and everything else. ]
no subject
He swims through the waters of the fifth floor, exploring sunken chambers in search of useful materials. Unknowing of the water’s strange properties, he swims for a long time, enjoying the freedom to gather supplies to save for later. The slimes that float by don’t pay him too much mind, as if he’s part of the scenery. He grabs several useful items, swimming up from the depths to return to his waiting pile of clothes and satchel.
When he comes up, it isn’t the quiet scene of a few oozing baby slimes—the hefty body of a man flies out from the mother slime, spat as if she had gotten a bad taste in her mouth. As a bystander halfway drawn out of the water, Quincy’s upper half gets splattered, an unfortunate casualty of the mother slime’s disgust with whoever she just ejected. ]
… Phainon.
[ Or, little sun, which is what Quincy mentally refers to him as. Passionate and quite literally hot. Now: covered in viscous slime juices. Quincy combs back his wet hair and hoists himself out of the water to check on him after that awkward landing.
Only, because of swimming for a while, every gesture Quincy makes may seem particularly… attractive. Curls flick sparkling water as he combs them back, errant strands falling loose along his hairline and kissing his dewy brow. Beads of water and slime trickle invitingly down thick muscularity as he flexes, glowing on his naked skin, teasing as they slip between his cleavage and the bend of his waist. Having been in the water, Quincy is only wearing a tightly fitted g-string. The rest of his clothing is in the waterproof bag he had purchased at the market.
Despite having just come out of the water, heat peppers along Quincy’s skin. He doesn’t know why, blissfully unaware that the splash from the mother slime is slowly beginning to take effect, and chooses to ignore the sensation while reaching into his pack to grab a small hand towel. It had been intended for patting himself down after swimming, but clearly poor Phainon needs it more. He’s absolutely soaked in slime.
Quincy immediately crouches down beside the other man and wipes his face with the towel. Slime in the eyes can’t be good. Though, with his vision cleared, poor Phainon’s view will be of a muscular water nymph sparking seductively in torchlight. ]
Are you alright?