TDM 12

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WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
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penelope eckhart | death is the only ending for the villainess | 6♦
CEDAR AND PINE MARKETPLACE.
— of what tomorrow brings;
FLOOR 7, TREASURE ROOM.
— i'll leave that up to you;
WILDCARD & OOC.
treasure room
Which means that he simply uses them whenever necessary. Neither here nor there, really.
Instead, Cale is far more interested in this treasure. "Treasure" that turns out to be something like trinkets. As he's looking through everything, Cale wonders if anything is actually valuable. He's thinking about the resale value as he picks up an Echo Stone.
The lady in the room only draws his attention when she mentions the door and how it will, supposedly, send one traveler home. Only one! ]
You can go ahead and use it if you want.
[ Wait. What? Cale says that without any hesitation whatsoever. ]
YES YES YES THE ISEKAIS CONVERGE
[Well, that was...fast. A lot faster than she might've expected from someone as theoretically equally trapped as she is, and especially when it doesn't sound like courtesy or generosity so much as just...straight up not caring. Hmmm.]
I'm not so sure. I mean, there's a lot of ways you can weave a trick into a promise like that, right? Like, do they really send you home, or just —
[She pauses, considering briefly, and then decides there's no real harm in it if she's vague enough.]
What if, for example, you weren't "home" before you were brought here? Maybe it just puts you back there, instead.
FINALLY
There are many ways that someone could interpret "home."
[ Which is enough for him to not take the risk. He doesn't rightfully know what place he would call home any longer anyway. Cale has no attachments left from before. But maybe it isn't up to their interpretation in the first place.
However -
That is an interesting thing to say, isn't it? ]
Just where else would this other place be that could somehow be defined as "home?"
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[like the home screen...on a handheld gaming device...which is definitely a thing that a rando duchess from a fantasy kingdom would know about...]
Or what if you were dead before you came here? What if it just sends you back to be dead?
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It can, yes. But just what would "back to the start" even be? The start of what? Your life? Your accomplishments?
[ Which isn't necessarily "home" if "home" is a specific location. Though the idea of "death" does sober him up a little from his teasing and picking apart words. ]
I think it's generally assumed you'd go right back to where you left off. If the dead were able to keep on living, then entropy would come calling eventually.
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[She remains still a minute, not taking her eyes off the scroll and the door it heralds, but it's clear that his comment about death has had a certain resonance with her. It's a little while before she turns away from it altogether, diverting her attention to the wealth of riches heaped around the floor.]
If that's how it is, then I don't know how much good an opportunity like that would do me, either. And if you don't want it, then there's plenty of time for me to decide anyway, so I might as well have a look around here, first.
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Fortune read | go wild with it!
Divination has always been a weakpoint of mine. I would be honored to see your technique.
[Her tone is polite, and perhaps more formal than the situation requires.]
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Once Aurelia sits down, Penelope shifts from shuffling the cards for the aesthetic to a shuffle with purpose, allowing her customer to tell her when to stop at three separate positions — past to the left, present in the middle, and future to the right.]
Good, just tell me to stop when it feels right...when you can sense the cards calling to you...there.
[PAST | PRESENT | FUTURE]
We'll start with a general prediction, and then if you're satisfied, for an extra charge I can petition the cards to answer a single question for you. Shall we begin?
The hyperlinks are very nice!
What does this one mean?
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[She says, buying herself a moment to remember the interpretation of the card.]
Like this, the card is upright, and it suggests — well, you see how the man is running away with the swords? The Seven is a card of trickery, or betrayal, or of gaining advantage through lies and deceit. It's speaking to a situation that you took advantage of, for your own benefit and probably to the detriment of someone else. You came out ahead...but at what cost?
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[Aurelia's teeth click together as she cuts herself off. She might not be a liar, but... advantage through lies and deceit. She is an illusionist, it's not unfitting but not exactly accurate. She looks back to the cards with a frown. Unless being a crusader was a feint for her own advantage. Truth, but not the same perspective she'd like to hold.
Divination huh.]
Blood, I suppose. Vague but not inaccurate. How curious...
[She trails off thoughtfully. Fully bought in if nothing else]
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Fortune
Uh... hi?
[ He wasn't interested in getting his fortune read. But seeing the girl in front of him and the lack of customers, maybe he can spare her some of his time. ]
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Greetings, traveler. Have you come seeking the guidance of the spirits today? My cards tell all — a question answered, a prediction foretold. How might I call upon them to aid you?
[Whew, she's laying it on thick, but you know what. Showmanship is everything, she supposes.]
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To be honest, I was just drawn here by curiosity.
[ He can be honest and play along at the same time. Troy walks towards where she's at. He puts his hand on the chair before taking his seat. ]
But I don't mind seeing how my luck is going to be today. Would I find treasure?
[ He pauses, looking at her carefully, ]
Perhaps meet a new friend?
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[She says, shuffling them until he tells her to stop and pick one.]
Ah! Is that the one that calls out to be witnessed?
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Yep. This one. Lay it on me, how bad is it?
[ He chuckles, jokingly assuming the worst but it doesn't seem like he'd be bothered by whatever results he got. ]
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Fortunes! feel free to go wild
Fortune reading, hmm? Well, I can't say this is something I expected to see here.
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[This is theater-kid levels of reaching but you know what. You know what. Okay.]
Have you come for the guidance of my cards today? I can answer a question or forecast your future. However I might best serve your needs — for a modest fee, of course.
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Dragging up a stool, he straddles it as he sinks down across from her and props his elbows atop her table. ]
I dunno, I feel like our futures are pretty predictable around here, to a certain extent. Your cards have a pretty easy job.
[ But he's clearly feeling indulgent anyway. ]
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[She reaches into the deck herself, more for show than out of any proper attempt at a reading, and retrieves the Ten of Pentacles.]
Hah! See! The Ten of Pentacles is about the acquisition of great wealth and prosperity! Even the cards think you should listen to me, and you'll be rewarded for it.
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Well, far be it from me to argue with a card. Although wealth and prosperity can be pretty subjective. Especially in a place like this.
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marketplace
[However, a night's rest might be needed before such things... he was up all night before and when night had turned to day he had gone to Chickadee's to earn the last smattering of tickets for a promise. The plush creature doesn't hold a candle to the cuteness of Azuma's friendly monsters but, well, it was specifically requested. The material is suitably cozy and quite satisfying to squish. The avocado backpack even has a functioning zipper for storage!]
[It may be a tonal mishmash to heft the large plush down to the rustic, fantasy market... but it's less embarrassing than some people in the new "fashion" armor or coming back in various states of undress. He walks along the market stalls, eyes tracing along and looking for a flash of pink. He's recalling how she looked in their time video calling... the profile had some pictures but he didn't want to browse over them too long. One never knew if the house was going to abruptly include something more risque.]
[Target locked.]
My. Truth, lies, and now fortunes. [... the greeting might hold more weight if not for the large capybara plushie.]
I apologize if a delivery at this time is inconvenient.
ten million years later i'm gomen the holidays are some shit
But then from behind the plushie, she spots a few glimpses of Kurama, and marks his voice, and hope swells that this is probably the former, rather than the latter.]
No way! You really won it?! But it was — how did you get so many tickets so fast, that's incredible!
the holidays are, indeed, some shit
[Anyways, he gets an extremely self-satisfied expression at her surprise. His general decorum makes him fall just short of smug.]
It required a sound strategy and careful execution. [He chooses words that imply difficulty rather than admit it. He won't say that it was easy for him. Still, the fact it was possible for him should be viewed as appropriately impressive! That's the level of pride he wants to take with it all.]
While a majority of the time was spent on games that provided tickets I was able to use some expertise at the non-ticket games to barter with other visitors to the arcade. It was quite difficult to deal with the game changeover for night-time. Since they were inefficient hours anyways it was easier to go have a meal or a rest then. While I could have done a few all-nighters I figured maintaining energy to cross the finish line was more important.
[That said, like, has he slept this last night? Irrelevant.]
And now, this stuffed animal is yours. [Time to, uh, awkwardly shuffle it across the table. Hopefully not knock anything over.]