TDM 12

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
As a token of appreciation to all of our guests, the house and resort have worked in collaboration with the all powerful system that transmigrates souls between worlds to bring you a special excursion! All are invited to participate in our limited time event, Tits out! A Sex Dungeon! where guests can shop, craft, adventure, treasure hunt, and battle.
During this event, sexual encounters with WILDCARD guests are worth double the payout, so please keep an eye out for our new arrivals! Other supplies, such as typically banned weapons, are also available.
We appreciate our low rank guests temporarily adjusting their living quarters to accommodate this delightful experience. Extra thanks to you for your generosity! 】

WINDING MARKET
SPECIALTY SHOPS
JOBS & QUESTS
Are you looking to make big coin? Do you have the strength and endurance to take on the dungeon? Then we want YOU to join our guild's quest to sLay!
The dungeon is teeming with sexy monsters that need sLaying. All you need to do to sLay is to fuck them real good! Once satisfied, these sexy monsters may drop quality loot. Join in the hunt to sLay and consolidate drops with our guild! We're happy to make trades or buy.
Yaaassss sLay all day!
JOB POSTING ONE! BIG PAYOUT FOR EASY WORK!
I am a pharmacist looking for some brave adventurers willing to go down into the dungeon and collect dongle flower milk for me. I need at least 10 bottles! This is an important ingredient in one of my popular prescriptions. I am not athletic enough to go get it myself and my supplies are running low.
Please deliver all dongle flower milk to the medical shop in the northwest corner of the market. Please note, I need FULL bottles. Do not skimp or I won't pay!
JOB POSTING TWO! HELP A WOMAN'S GROWING BUSINESS!
I am a young lady looking to expand my make-up business. I heard rumors that there's water in the dungeon that could make an AMAZING base for make-up products. But it sounds like it's super scary in there and I don't want to go. Please, someone, help!
You can bring all bottles of dungeon water to the make-up booth in the southeast corner of the market. I'm willing to pay in chips or trade some of my current products. My face masks and nail polishes are really good!
JOB POSTING THREE! PLEASE DON'T ASK WHY!
Hello. I need many dungeon slime cores, so I am looking for everyone and anyone willing to go slime hunting and gather some for me. We can negotiate pay based upon the number of slime cores brought. Do not inquire what the slimes or their cores are needed for.
Please bring all slime and slime core deliveries to back door of the Dried and Baked Sundries shop. Thank you!
JOB POSTING FOUR! I WANT COLLECTABLES!
If you're going into the dungeon, I want collectables. If you find that fabled treasure room, bring me back something cool and shiny. I'm willing to pay good money! I don't care what it is as long as it's hard to get and I can brag to my friends about it.
You can find me drinking in the tavern. I'll be wearing expensive velvet and a tiny hat with a feather.

A WHOLE NEW BASEMENT
UPPER DUNGEON
LOWER DUNGEON

TREASURE ROOM
OOC NOTES
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's November event and is designed to provide content for players through the mods' December break. The marketplace and dungeon will ICly conclude on January 1st.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header. The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

Aurelia Sharr | 5 of Diamonds | OC (Current Character)
Upper Dungeon - Mimics
Upper Dungeon - Potions
Lower Dungeon - Labyrinth
Wildcard
[(ooc: I am endlessly delighted to have a dungeon for my pathfinder girly to explore and raid! Feel free to wild card Aurelia on any of the floors or caught in any of the traps, and hit me up on plurk
Upper Dungeon
...I don't know if I really want to play guinea pig. Knowing this place, they're gonna be all kinds of weird.
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Knowing this place, it can't be truly strange. Despite the intriguing aesthetics this is still the golden peacock. The worst that will happen is that you are compelled into a sexual encounter, which you are then paid for.
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[ Red mutters, tone a touch surly. ]
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If you did not 'like it', there would be no reason for you to descend this far at all. Participating in the house's events is not a requirement. If you do not want to participate, and do not need to, why are you here?
[She does make a very deliberate effort to sound polite, rather than flat, to avoid the sting of insult her words might otherwise have implied.]
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...I need cash.
[ Well, "need" is a strong word. But she also doesn't like sitting around and waiting for something to happen. She'd much rather go get herself tangled up in something than just wait. ]
Look, does it matter that much?
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Nothing matters. As a philosophical truth I hold that in high regard. But here especially, "mattering" is an impossibility. Only on the personal scale does anything have value.
[A single blink, and she shakes her head. Getting distracted by a philosophical tangent.]
I am simply curious, your reasons are equally interesting data as the vials effects. If I offered you chips, "Cash", would you drink a vial of my choosing?
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[ She purses her lips. ]
But knowing this place it's likely to be something like making me go crazy for... I dunno. Something sexual.
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[Aurelia pauses for a moment, still watching Red with intense curiosity.]
Is the sexuality something you oppose then?
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Feel free to decide what vial Red drinks, if she wants to drink!
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Sorry this took two weeks, I forgot to be alive for a bit
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Inn
So, rank 8 magic huh? What does that mean, exactly?
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Rank eight is a measure of effect, required control, and material resources needed to enact an arcane working. With zero being the lowest, most effortless spells. And nine being the greatest workings available to mortals. Example rank eight workings include the creation of pocket dimensions, the cursing of an area to eternal night, and the creation of powerful undead such as Shadows or Wraiths.
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[ He whistles, eyes on the board before giving Aurelia a smile. ]
Really, that sounds impressive that you can do all that. Pocket dimension creation is quite something.
[ Being a former specialist in taking down magic users, Troy has developed a sense of respect for people who would have been his enemies many years ago. ]
Must've be quite the story for you to learn all of that, huh?
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Not quite a story, but a long one. I have been studying the arcane for seven decades, eight if you include learning to read. Few instances of study are worthy of sharing with those who have not also experienced them.
[Or, bluntly, research is mostly interesting to other researchers.]
I suppose I have gained a lot of practical experience in the latest crusade. Which is historically interesting.
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That'd do it.
[ Troy looks at her with an open hand in greeting ]
Well, I'm sold. You sound like you'd be a great partner for a trip down the dungeons. I'm Troy.
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And what are you offering for my aid? The commensurate amount of loot, or favors to be called in later?
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Whatever you're comfortable with. Honestly, I'm only looking for things to pass the time and missions to keep myself busy. I can take just enough loot to break even, but when it comes to anything extra, you can have 'em.
[ He says with a slight raise of his hands ]
If you want favors too, hey, my schedule is open and I'm always eager to help people.
[ Really, he's feeling a little lonely lately that he's just happy to have company ]
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The cost benefit analysis clearly works out in Troy's favor, as she nods after a few second of silence.]
You must truly be lonely, or bored. But these terms are agreeable to me, lead the way.
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Sorry. But no thanks. I'm probably not the best test subject... [ He trails off though, his gaze flicking from the young woman to the nymph on the ground next to her. That has him stepping closer to kneel down. ]
Is it okay? [ The nymph he means. ]
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There is no such thing as a best test subject, nor a bad one.
[She ventures, before his question throws her off track. With a heavy blink she looks over at the Nymph and considers the question.]
It is dying, whether you consider that okay or not is a matter of perspective.
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We should at least try to save it. [ He turns to look at Aurelia with an expression that can be mistaken for nothing but pleading, with the way his brow knits upwards and his mouth sets into a frown. ]
Do you have anything that would help?
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It makes her smile, it's such a pleasant look on him she thinks, and wonders what other expressions would look like on his face.]
I might. [She'd identified a number of elixirs among her current haul and after a second of searching finds a vial of red and holds it out to him.]
This should give it the vitality it needs to stabilize. If I've identified it correctly.
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He takes the vial, albeit with some hesitance. He's aware that some of the potions on this floor are less than helpful but beggars can't be choosers in this kind of situation and he's not about to do nothing and let the nymph die when there's a chance it could live. He frowns and after sliding in his seated position so that the nymph's head is in his lap he lifts the potion to his mouth and uncorks it with his teeth.
A moment later he's coaxing the nymph to drink with one hand, the other cradling its head carefully. He doesn't look back at Aurelia while he does this but he does speak. ]
Thanks. If this works, I really owe you one. [ He spares a glance over, offering something of a quick little smile. ] Are you a doctor or scientist or something?
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Both, neither. I am an alchemist and a scholar of the arcane. My studies are extensive, and can be bent to the task of medical care when required.
[That they're usually used to stitch together dead flesh and create plagues isn't worth mentioning in her opinion. She's not ashamed, but she'd rather not have to stab Vash if he freaks out about it.]
A question in return, why are you working to save the nymph?
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[ He looks down at the Nymph, who doesn't look quite? as labored as before, but far from fine. He's careful with it, staying still where he is. ]
It feels like the right thing to do. The reason's kind of complicated though.
[ He's quiet for a minute, like he's sorting through something internally. Another minute passes and he's looking back at Aurelia. He lifts up his prosthetic hand and holds it out towards her. ]
You wanted someone to try out the potions, right? It's only fair, since you helped.
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Surprising. [Is her only comment on it however, passing the subject by. A dungeon is no place for morality debates, in her firm and experienced opinion. Which makes the number she's engaged in, in dungeons just like this, somewhat frustrating.
She plucks a random unidentified bottle out of her small collection and passes it over, glancing at the violently glowing green liquid inside.]
I am unsure if you've been here long enough to know, but most substances are drugged aphrodisiacs. The only question is what it will do in addition to that, really.
[Informed consent is also right.]
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