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We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
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HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches Weight: 5 oz Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!) Eye color: black Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick • emotional guide • damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking • mating dances • hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing • flying fast • speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS • ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS • JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
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In hindsight, yeah, I think you're right. Too late now, though.
[It's probably already apparent that Yato is new here, given his extreme discomfort and failure to realize that the outfits might play tricks on anyone wearing them, but he tries to explain anyway.]
If you don't mind... I just got here, so I was hoping to make a better impression, but ah well.
[He sounds more than a touch rueful, although he manages a smile at Hiyori for his help, doing as he's instructed by lifting his arms while glancing at the stupid vest. Finicky thing...! Why couldn't it have done that in the first place?!]
Man, this place is wild. Who would've thought you could get caught in something so damn skimpy? Does everybody have to watch out for such weird things?
[Once his arms are up Hiyori's able to pull the vest halfway off, trusting Yato to do the rest. Was this really the part that was giving the boy trouble? Maybe it was just the pants? Hiyori didn't really notice which piece(s) he was struggling to take off, since he was too absorbed in his little one-man show.
As for Yato saying he just got here, well. That makes some things click into place, and it also increases his sympathy tenfold. He realizes it is about time for the resort to bring in a fresh batch of kidnapping victims.]
I hate to say it, but this is honestly tame by the resort's standards.
[He speaks the words somewhat grimly. It brings him no joy to bear bad news, particularly while he's in "idol model" thanks to the costume. An idol's job is to make people smile and raise their spirits up—not to depress them with dreary information about how unpleasant their life is about to become.]
If you haven't seen what I mean yet, you will soon. You do know the "52" rules, right?
[When it becomes apparent the garment is no longer a literal sticking point, he shucks the thing off, hurling it into a corner of the room with an irritated huff. That's one piece down, too damn many more to go... While they talk, he starts fiddling with the belt to the chaps, hoping to have better luck with them.
It's embarrassing to admit you haven't got a clue how things work, but everybody has to start somewhere, right?]
Seriously? Man, I hate to think what else they've got up their sleeves...
[He seems a touch incredulous, but mostly resigned by this point. Yato's gotten a taste of the resort now, and it's become apparent that this is his life for the foreseeable future. Which... isn't terrible by most standards? It's definitely awkward and kinda galling, but beats being eaten by ayakashi.]
Yeah, I read up on them on this thing-- [He shakes the wrist with the Watch on it, frowning.] At least there's an out, even if it requires a whole of... uh... intimate relations.
[A way out. Wouldn't that be nice? He's been here for over a year, and he hasn't seen anyone fill their deck and leave. But he has seen people disappear before they get that chance, including two fellow idols from his world.
Those thoughts weigh heavily on his mind. They always do, every second of every day here. But he doesn't voice them out loud. Thanks to some costume magic, he feels more like an idol than ever right now. And an idol's job is to lift people's spirits up—to shine a light on them, when they're full of fear or doubt or despair. If only for a moment, that's what he wants to do. So it's what he'll do for Yato!]
Mhm. This place will try to force that kind of contact between us even if we resist, so do keep your guard up.
[He can't avoid saying that. Anything else would be irresponsible.]
But that doesn't mean you have to do everything they tell you. I flaunt the rules all the time around here, and I haven't been punished too badly. No matter how much they try to dim my sparkle, I'm still my dazzling, splendid self. ♪
[No matter who or what he's lost. To prove it, he gives his most dazzling, splendid smile. Trying to portray himself as strong, and trying to lend Yato some of that same strength.]
I still sing, I still smile, and I still love all the same things I loved before. For example, dressing stylishly! That's something I love, so I'd be happy to help you find a new top now that you've ditched that ugly vest you were wearing! ♪ But that all depends on what sort of role you'd like to play. So!
[He makes a sweeping gesture towards Yato.]
What role might that be? Let's say you could be anything or anyone right now. A fantasy character, a god, or even a fellow idol. What role would you choose?
[Honestly, in theory it doesn't sound too difficult? Just shack up with the right people on a regular basis and collect those cards! Technically someone should be able to get it done in a couple months, if they went all nuts with the shagging. Life rarely works out so straightforwardly, though.
Doesn't mean he can't try! It does mean getting over his hangups, however. In this case it sucks to be a thousand-year-old virgin.]
It's sneaky like that, huh? Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to stay on guard for any deviousness they might throw my way.
[Given what trouble something as simple as skimpy clothes are giving him, he's not surprised.]
You can even go against them? [Color him slightly surprised!] That's something of a relief, I gotta admit - I'm... kinda new when it comes to these things, so I'm not sure what all I might find too much. It's good you're able to stay positive, though! That kind of attitude will take you far.
[It's what's helped him survive a rough life all this time, honestly. Of all the sorts of people he could've bumped into, this sort is always nice. Positivity breeds positivity, after all!]
You really are like a shining star among all the glitz and glamour of this place, I gotta say! Clothes have always been something of a luxury for me, so I'm looking forward to trying on all sorts of neat clothes!
[Eyebrows raising, Yato hums a bit at being gestured at.]
Any role, huh...? .....hmm. [He thinks for a few moments, then lights up.] I wanna be the hero who rescues the innocent maiden from the clutches of the evil villain! I'm not picky about the genre.
["I'm kind of new to these things," he says. Yep, Hiyori got that vibe from him, alright. That "total virgin" vibe! He just keeps smiling, still trying to seem reassuring, even as he explains:]
Not always. I don't want to sound like I'm sugarcoating things. But if you're stubborn, you work together with others, or you're subtle about it, you can rebel against them sometimes. For example, I once got shoved into a room with someone and told we wouldn't be let out until we acted on our "hidden desires." But we just talked for hours—or rather, I talked—and the staff got bored and let us out!
[He puffs up his chest, sounding proud of himself.]
It won't always work like that, and you do need to lie with someone. But at the very least, you should be able to choose your partner. If someone says, "Trade cards with me!", you can always say, "No thanks!" Or if someone says, "I ate some drugged food, and now my body feels hot! Lend me a hand or another part!", you can always say, "Nope, not interested! Get someone else to help you!"
[He shakes his head vociferously and then turns his nose up in the air, mimicking rejection.]
And if worse comes to worst and you eat drugged food, and someone approaches offering to help you out, you can always say, "Thanks, but I'd rather wait for someone cuter to come along! No hard feelings, but you're simply not my type!" Which may sound rude, but it's better than becoming the sort of person who has absolutely no standards and is full of regrets later.
[Not that he's speaking from experience or anything.
... honestly, he would've agreed with Yato. Sleeping with 52 people sounds distasteful, but it can be done. In alternate universe, he could've filled his deck in two or three months and already gone home. But there was one small snag, and that's his partner: they arrived at the resort together, and Hiyori just couldn't bear to set a bad example for him as his fellow idol. Or to let Jun jump right into the game, either, since he's quite possessive and jealous. Anyway.
He smiles even more brightly when Yato calls him a shining star. Yep, that's him alright! Whether his environment is a glamorous stage, a dreary wasteland, or a tacky sex resort, he always shines brightly. Nothing can dim his smile or his sparkle!
Though his gaze does turn slightly pitying when Yato says clothes were "something of a luxury" for him back home. Goodness, was he that poor? Even for a commoner, that sounds rough!]
Now that sounds difficult. Fortunately, there are always lots of clothes to try on. Shopping and trying on clothes is my number one hobby, so you could say I'm an expert! Which means all you need to do is follow my expert advice~♪
[Hiyori's even more eager to help him find a costume now! So he asks what sort of role Yato wants to embody, and his response is... the hero who saves the damsel. Typical boy stuff. But also endearing.]
So you want to play the lead, hmm? How utterly expected! ♪
[He just can't resist teasing.]
I like your energy. And it shouldn't be hard to find something that matches that at all.
[Especially if Yato isn't picky about the genre. He turns toward the racks of costumes, keeping his eyes peeled for anything that seems "hero-like." The boy's chest is totally bare right now, so he'll focus on finding him a top! And while searching, he continues to chat with him.]
What's your name, by the way? Mine's Hiyori Tomoe.
So just outlasting them works in some cases, huh? Good to know! I'm nothing if not a master of time wasting!
[Not something to be proud of, Yato... Still, at least he seems gung ho about trying to stick it to the man? The rest of what Hiyori has to say comes as something of a relief, too.]
Glad that we still get to maintain some kind of autonomy when it comes to what we have to do here. It would've been pretty damn skeevy if we had absolutely no say in the matter of who we shacked up with. I mean, I'm not all that picky, but I at least like to know that it's something both of us want.
[Considering Yato's full of non-sexual regrets, he sure doesn't need any more of those kind adding to his already heavy burden.]
So I take it you've managed to keep from getting stuck with any unwanted encounters for the most part? That's good-- you seem pretty young. You deserve to have a light conscience that isn't weighed down thanks to some weird resort.
[Having some hang-ups thanks to a friend or partner being here is something Yato could understand even if he himself arrived alone. There's someone special back home who he would've done anything to protect from this kind of place, too, even if it meant staying here longer.
Maybe it's the name, but he likes Hiyori already. The guy's helpful and enthusiastic, providing Yato with plenty of hope for his newfound situation. Maybe a touch prideful, but then, so is he. So no throwing stones here!
And yes, yes he was/is that poor. Sadsack of a god.]
Oh boy~! I'll definitely let you lead the way, in that case. I like to think my sense of fashion is pretty good, but I'm always open to learning more and seeing what kinds of things other people go for. Maybe I can evolve my own style!
[Nodding enthusiastically, he can't help laughing a bit. Yeah, expected but he's not going to lie or downplay the things he likes. That would just be silly.]
Great! I leave it in your capable hands, then, costume master! Your sparkly, shininess is an inspiration that I'll gladly follow!
[For now Yato merely watches with keen interest, noting the things which are passed over and which he seems to linger on, debating. Though he has to do a double take at the kid's name, staring a bit before laughing then waving a hand apologetically.]
Hiyori, huh? I have a friend who goes by that name. Hers is Hiyori Iki, though! Two Hiyoris! What are the chances?
[It's good to hear, since Yato will have nothing but time to waste. Each day blends into the next here, and Hiyori finds himself missing the days when Ibara drew up his schedule from week to week, packing it full of idol work.
But he is still an idol. You can take an idol out of his home world, but you can't take the idol out of him! He's even dressed like one right now! And that's why he'll continue in his quest to do what idols do: keep smiling, and keep this other person smiling, too! ... even while they're talking about a subject as awkward as unwanted sexual encounters.
He cocks an eyebrow at the "you seem young" part.]
You really don't look that much older. [Does the guy just have a baby face?] But well, you're more or less right. I'm lucky in that I have my partner here. It's his job to take care of me, so I can always call him over if I ever do get drugged. Or if I need help with absolutely anything. He's quite handy! ♪
[Although the last time his suit flared, he didn't end up calling him and instead tried to take care of it himself. Which went... not so well. He pulls a bit of a face, before quickly shaking off that thought. He's happy to transition to talking about fashion!
Happy to be called an inspiration, too. It's not quite like being cheered for by his fans, but it's as close as he's going to get right now. And he gets so swept away by the praise that he actually turns and blows Yato a kiss. If it weren't for the costume influencing his brain, he wouldn't have! But while he's "in-character" as an idol, it feels like the thing to do!]
And with your support, I'll shine ever brighter~♪
[Then he turns toward the costumes like he didn't just do something weird and goofy.
The name question was asked for a reason. The costumes he set his sights on have letters emblazoned on the front, and he's looking for the right letter for Yato! But that'll have to be put on hold, since Yato's response to hearing his name is rather unexpected. He blinks back at the other boy, taking in that news, before he smiles, seeming charmed.]
You're right, those are some odds! But that just makes our meeting even more fortuitous. ♪ I don't suppose you share a name with one of my friends, do you? For example, your name isn't "Nagisa," is it?
[Spirit. Inside joke, not that he expects him to get it. Not yet, anyways. Maybe once he explains who and what he is, it'll make more sense.
Not being able to take the core of a person out of their world is something that he also understands, and will go a long way towards explaining his early demanding attitude. Although who knew it'd be an idol who'd make him feel so comfortable about their strange situation? They really are magical...!
Hiyori's bemusement makes Yato chuckle though.]
Heh... I can promise you I'm older than you'll ever be. [A touch smug? Maybe.] Oh wow, that's great that you're not having to fend off anybody on your own. I wish I had someone like that... I mean, I kinda do back home, but hopefully he won't end up here. I think he's younger than you are.
[No, more like definitely younger. He's praying that there's no way this place would snag someone like Yukine. The poor kid's been through enough...
He almost starts frowning at the thought, but the way Hiyori blows him a kiss gets him grinning again, laughing somewhat lightly in amusement. He tried to be an idol once, too, so he knows how it goes with trying to appease fans. Thankfully he doesn't mind, either.]
That's the attitude to have!
[It might have been goofy, but it did its job of shaking Yato out of his worried funk and making him smile, so mission accomplished?
So it's back to beaming over the naming coincidence! This Hiyori may be quite different from his Hiyori, but they're both happy people who seem to want to help others. That's something he definitely appreciates and admires.]
It really does! I'm glad I bumped into you like I did. But ah, no, my name's Yato. I doubt you'll have a friend similarly named, since I'm a god.
[Yeah, he's just gonna throw that in there all casual-like. NO BIG DEAL. Although he does seem to be puffing up, waiting for the appropriate reaction to that bit of trivia. Clearly he wants to inspire awe and be admired, if the hands on his hips wasn't indication enough.]
["Older than you'll ever be" would imply he's destined to die young. Maybe this guy is just an old soul, though. Physically speaking, he certainly doesn't look a day over twenty. Hiyori loses the skepticism when Yato says that next thing, though, taking on a more sympathetic look.]
Yep. I totally get you. [...] There's someone I'm absolutely dying to see, and countless others I miss, but I wouldn't wish any of them here.
[There were three other people from his world when he got here. Two of them have turned into statues. Much as he misses Nagisa, he hopes dearly that he never shows his face here.
It doesn't occur to him that Yato might have been an idol at one point. But he does have his own shine, doesn't he? He seems to have a positive attitude, at any rate, or at the very least, to be rather easy to cheer up, and that's something Hiyori appreciates for sure. He doesn't actually expect him to share a name with one of his friends, but he doesn't need to. He's his own person! His own person named "Yato," apparently, which is rather an odd name. Or should he say unique? Nothing wrong with being—]
....... hm?
[He blinks.
There's a long, long moment of staring. Has Hiyori met gods here? You bet he is! Specifically, he's met Loki, the god of mischief from Norse mythology! And he also met an "immortal ghost king" at one point, who claimed to be above a god. But compared to this young-looking goof, both of those people were a bit more... er...]
For a god, you don't seem the slightest bit imposing!
[... that. That's the word.
Hiyori surveys him, not dis believing him, but feeling surprised all the same!]
Are you a more modern god? "The common people's god"? That sort of thing? And exactly which realms are you in charge of? You're not just the figurehead for a shady religion, are you?
Oh, huh, yeah, I guess you're right. Don't worry-- I didn't mean it like that!
[He reaches out and pats his shoulder in a hopefully reassuring manner. He certainly wasn't trying to imply the kid was gonna croak anytime in the near future! Not unless he's into breathplay or something dangerous like that... For now though Yato mere nods in agreement.]
This isn't the sort of place for just anybody, honestly. It'd be enough to make even the hardiest of folks crumble from being bullied into doing things they don't want to.
[Lonely he might be, he never wants his Hiyori or Yukine to deal with any of this. Although if it wouldn't gross him out, he'd almost hope his dad would get stuck in such a place. Jerk would deserve it, heh.
Live long enough and you try all kinds of jobs and lines of work. Idols were big in Japan in the eighties, and Yato got it into his head to try being like those he admired. Unfortunately, not being human meant he didn't have much luck in that department. Alas! One dream down the drain... But like with most things, he bounced back, styling himself as something else. A delivery god--!]
Hey...! [He pouts a bit at being (rightly) declared unimposing, lip jutting out in a huff.] Not all gods are...! I'm a friendly, helpful god!
[He would probably be even more lacking in divinity if he was wearing his usual getup of a tracksuit and scarf... Not that his current attire is doing him any favors.]
No way, I'm over a thousand! Though I would say I'm a god of the people - I'm a Delivery God~☆! God of Fortune and Happiness! AND NO, I'M NOT A DAMN CULT!!!
[Sorry for the shouting, that's kind of a sticking point for him, as is obvious...]
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[It's probably already apparent that Yato is new here, given his extreme discomfort and failure to realize that the outfits might play tricks on anyone wearing them, but he tries to explain anyway.]
If you don't mind... I just got here, so I was hoping to make a better impression, but ah well.
[He sounds more than a touch rueful, although he manages a smile at Hiyori for his help, doing as he's instructed by lifting his arms while glancing at the stupid vest. Finicky thing...! Why couldn't it have done that in the first place?!]
Man, this place is wild. Who would've thought you could get caught in something so damn skimpy? Does everybody have to watch out for such weird things?
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As for Yato saying he just got here, well. That makes some things click into place, and it also increases his sympathy tenfold. He realizes it is about time for the resort to bring in a fresh batch of kidnapping victims.]
I hate to say it, but this is honestly tame by the resort's standards.
[He speaks the words somewhat grimly. It brings him no joy to bear bad news, particularly while he's in "idol model" thanks to the costume. An idol's job is to make people smile and raise their spirits up—not to depress them with dreary information about how unpleasant their life is about to become.]
If you haven't seen what I mean yet, you will soon. You do know the "52" rules, right?
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It's embarrassing to admit you haven't got a clue how things work, but everybody has to start somewhere, right?]
Seriously? Man, I hate to think what else they've got up their sleeves...
[He seems a touch incredulous, but mostly resigned by this point. Yato's gotten a taste of the resort now, and it's become apparent that this is his life for the foreseeable future. Which... isn't terrible by most standards? It's definitely awkward and kinda galling, but beats being eaten by ayakashi.]
Yeah, I read up on them on this thing-- [He shakes the wrist with the Watch on it, frowning.] At least there's an out, even if it requires a whole of... uh... intimate relations.
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Those thoughts weigh heavily on his mind. They always do, every second of every day here. But he doesn't voice them out loud. Thanks to some costume magic, he feels more like an idol than ever right now. And an idol's job is to lift people's spirits up—to shine a light on them, when they're full of fear or doubt or despair. If only for a moment, that's what he wants to do. So it's what he'll do for Yato!]
Mhm. This place will try to force that kind of contact between us even if we resist, so do keep your guard up.
[He can't avoid saying that. Anything else would be irresponsible.]
But that doesn't mean you have to do everything they tell you. I flaunt the rules all the time around here, and I haven't been punished too badly. No matter how much they try to dim my sparkle, I'm still my dazzling, splendid self. ♪
[No matter who or what he's lost. To prove it, he gives his most dazzling, splendid smile. Trying to portray himself as strong, and trying to lend Yato some of that same strength.]
I still sing, I still smile, and I still love all the same things I loved before. For example, dressing stylishly! That's something I love, so I'd be happy to help you find a new top now that you've ditched that ugly vest you were wearing! ♪ But that all depends on what sort of role you'd like to play. So!
[He makes a sweeping gesture towards Yato.]
What role might that be? Let's say you could be anything or anyone right now. A fantasy character, a god, or even a fellow idol. What role would you choose?
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Doesn't mean he can't try! It does mean getting over his hangups, however. In this case it sucks to be a thousand-year-old virgin.]
It's sneaky like that, huh? Thanks for the heads up. I'll be sure to stay on guard for any deviousness they might throw my way.
[Given what trouble something as simple as skimpy clothes are giving him, he's not surprised.]
You can even go against them? [Color him slightly surprised!] That's something of a relief, I gotta admit - I'm... kinda new when it comes to these things, so I'm not sure what all I might find too much. It's good you're able to stay positive, though! That kind of attitude will take you far.
[It's what's helped him survive a rough life all this time, honestly. Of all the sorts of people he could've bumped into, this sort is always nice. Positivity breeds positivity, after all!]
You really are like a shining star among all the glitz and glamour of this place, I gotta say! Clothes have always been something of a luxury for me, so I'm looking forward to trying on all sorts of neat clothes!
[Eyebrows raising, Yato hums a bit at being gestured at.]
Any role, huh...? .....hmm. [He thinks for a few moments, then lights up.] I wanna be the hero who rescues the innocent maiden from the clutches of the evil villain! I'm not picky about the genre.
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Not always. I don't want to sound like I'm sugarcoating things. But if you're stubborn, you work together with others, or you're subtle about it, you can rebel against them sometimes. For example, I once got shoved into a room with someone and told we wouldn't be let out until we acted on our "hidden desires." But we just talked for hours—or rather, I talked—and the staff got bored and let us out!
[He puffs up his chest, sounding proud of himself.]
It won't always work like that, and you do need to lie with someone. But at the very least, you should be able to choose your partner. If someone says, "Trade cards with me!", you can always say, "No thanks!" Or if someone says, "I ate some drugged food, and now my body feels hot! Lend me a hand or another part!", you can always say, "Nope, not interested! Get someone else to help you!"
[He shakes his head vociferously and then turns his nose up in the air, mimicking rejection.]
And if worse comes to worst and you eat drugged food, and someone approaches offering to help you out, you can always say, "Thanks, but I'd rather wait for someone cuter to come along! No hard feelings, but you're simply not my type!" Which may sound rude, but it's better than becoming the sort of person who has absolutely no standards and is full of regrets later.
[Not that he's speaking from experience or anything.
... honestly, he would've agreed with Yato. Sleeping with 52 people sounds distasteful, but it can be done. In alternate universe, he could've filled his deck in two or three months and already gone home. But there was one small snag, and that's his partner: they arrived at the resort together, and Hiyori just couldn't bear to set a bad example for him as his fellow idol. Or to let Jun jump right into the game, either, since he's quite possessive and jealous. Anyway.
He smiles even more brightly when Yato calls him a shining star. Yep, that's him alright! Whether his environment is a glamorous stage, a dreary wasteland, or a tacky sex resort, he always shines brightly. Nothing can dim his smile or his sparkle!
Though his gaze does turn slightly pitying when Yato says clothes were "something of a luxury" for him back home. Goodness, was he that poor? Even for a commoner, that sounds rough!]
Now that sounds difficult. Fortunately, there are always lots of clothes to try on. Shopping and trying on clothes is my number one hobby, so you could say I'm an expert! Which means all you need to do is follow my expert advice~♪
[Hiyori's even more eager to help him find a costume now! So he asks what sort of role Yato wants to embody, and his response is... the hero who saves the damsel. Typical boy stuff. But also endearing.]
So you want to play the lead, hmm? How utterly expected! ♪
[He just can't resist teasing.]
I like your energy. And it shouldn't be hard to find something that matches that at all.
[Especially if Yato isn't picky about the genre. He turns toward the racks of costumes, keeping his eyes peeled for anything that seems "hero-like." The boy's chest is totally bare right now, so he'll focus on finding him a top! And while searching, he continues to chat with him.]
What's your name, by the way? Mine's Hiyori Tomoe.
no worries!
[Not something to be proud of, Yato... Still, at least he seems gung ho about trying to stick it to the man? The rest of what Hiyori has to say comes as something of a relief, too.]
Glad that we still get to maintain some kind of autonomy when it comes to what we have to do here. It would've been pretty damn skeevy if we had absolutely no say in the matter of who we shacked up with. I mean, I'm not all that picky, but I at least like to know that it's something both of us want.
[Considering Yato's full of non-sexual regrets, he sure doesn't need any more of those kind adding to his already heavy burden.]
So I take it you've managed to keep from getting stuck with any unwanted encounters for the most part? That's good-- you seem pretty young. You deserve to have a light conscience that isn't weighed down thanks to some weird resort.
[Having some hang-ups thanks to a friend or partner being here is something Yato could understand even if he himself arrived alone. There's someone special back home who he would've done anything to protect from this kind of place, too, even if it meant staying here longer.
Maybe it's the name, but he likes Hiyori already. The guy's helpful and enthusiastic, providing Yato with plenty of hope for his newfound situation. Maybe a touch prideful, but then, so is he. So no throwing stones here!
And yes, yes he was/is that poor. Sadsack of a god.]
Oh boy~! I'll definitely let you lead the way, in that case. I like to think my sense of fashion is pretty good, but I'm always open to learning more and seeing what kinds of things other people go for. Maybe I can evolve my own style!
[Nodding enthusiastically, he can't help laughing a bit. Yeah, expected but he's not going to lie or downplay the things he likes. That would just be silly.]
Great! I leave it in your capable hands, then, costume master! Your sparkly, shininess is an inspiration that I'll gladly follow!
[For now Yato merely watches with keen interest, noting the things which are passed over and which he seems to linger on, debating. Though he has to do a double take at the kid's name, staring a bit before laughing then waving a hand apologetically.]
Hiyori, huh? I have a friend who goes by that name. Hers is Hiyori Iki, though! Two Hiyoris! What are the chances?
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[It's good to hear, since Yato will have nothing but time to waste. Each day blends into the next here, and Hiyori finds himself missing the days when Ibara drew up his schedule from week to week, packing it full of idol work.
But he is still an idol. You can take an idol out of his home world, but you can't take the idol out of him! He's even dressed like one right now! And that's why he'll continue in his quest to do what idols do: keep smiling, and keep this other person smiling, too! ... even while they're talking about a subject as awkward as unwanted sexual encounters.
He cocks an eyebrow at the "you seem young" part.]
You really don't look that much older. [Does the guy just have a baby face?] But well, you're more or less right. I'm lucky in that I have my partner here. It's his job to take care of me, so I can always call him over if I ever do get drugged. Or if I need help with absolutely anything. He's quite handy! ♪
[Although the last time his suit flared, he didn't end up calling him and instead tried to take care of it himself. Which went... not so well. He pulls a bit of a face, before quickly shaking off that thought. He's happy to transition to talking about fashion!
Happy to be called an inspiration, too. It's not quite like being cheered for by his fans, but it's as close as he's going to get right now. And he gets so swept away by the praise that he actually turns and blows Yato a kiss. If it weren't for the costume influencing his brain, he wouldn't have! But while he's "in-character" as an idol, it feels like the thing to do!]
And with your support, I'll shine ever brighter~♪
[Then he turns toward the costumes like he didn't just do something weird and goofy.
The name question was asked for a reason. The costumes he set his sights on have letters emblazoned on the front, and he's looking for the right letter for Yato! But that'll have to be put on hold, since Yato's response to hearing his name is rather unexpected. He blinks back at the other boy, taking in that news, before he smiles, seeming charmed.]
You're right, those are some odds! But that just makes our meeting even more fortuitous. ♪ I don't suppose you share a name with one of my friends, do you? For example, your name isn't "Nagisa," is it?
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[Spirit. Inside joke, not that he expects him to get it. Not yet, anyways. Maybe once he explains who and what he is, it'll make more sense.
Not being able to take the core of a person out of their world is something that he also understands, and will go a long way towards explaining his early demanding attitude. Although who knew it'd be an idol who'd make him feel so comfortable about their strange situation? They really are magical...!
Hiyori's bemusement makes Yato chuckle though.]
Heh... I can promise you I'm older than you'll ever be. [A touch smug? Maybe.] Oh wow, that's great that you're not having to fend off anybody on your own. I wish I had someone like that... I mean, I kinda do back home, but hopefully he won't end up here. I think he's younger than you are.
[No, more like definitely younger. He's praying that there's no way this place would snag someone like Yukine. The poor kid's been through enough...
He almost starts frowning at the thought, but the way Hiyori blows him a kiss gets him grinning again, laughing somewhat lightly in amusement. He tried to be an idol once, too, so he knows how it goes with trying to appease fans. Thankfully he doesn't mind, either.]
That's the attitude to have!
[It might have been goofy, but it did its job of shaking Yato out of his worried funk and making him smile, so mission accomplished?
So it's back to beaming over the naming coincidence! This Hiyori may be quite different from his Hiyori, but they're both happy people who seem to want to help others. That's something he definitely appreciates and admires.]
It really does! I'm glad I bumped into you like I did. But ah, no, my name's Yato. I doubt you'll have a friend similarly named, since I'm a god.
[Yeah, he's just gonna throw that in there all casual-like. NO BIG DEAL. Although he does seem to be puffing up, waiting for the appropriate reaction to that bit of trivia. Clearly he wants to inspire awe and be admired, if the hands on his hips wasn't indication enough.]
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["Older than you'll ever be" would imply he's destined to die young. Maybe this guy is just an old soul, though. Physically speaking, he certainly doesn't look a day over twenty. Hiyori loses the skepticism when Yato says that next thing, though, taking on a more sympathetic look.]
Yep. I totally get you. [...] There's someone I'm absolutely dying to see, and countless others I miss, but I wouldn't wish any of them here.
[There were three other people from his world when he got here. Two of them have turned into statues. Much as he misses Nagisa, he hopes dearly that he never shows his face here.
It doesn't occur to him that Yato might have been an idol at one point. But he does have his own shine, doesn't he? He seems to have a positive attitude, at any rate, or at the very least, to be rather easy to cheer up, and that's something Hiyori appreciates for sure. He doesn't actually expect him to share a name with one of his friends, but he doesn't need to. He's his own person! His own person named "Yato," apparently, which is rather an odd name. Or should he say unique? Nothing wrong with being—]
....... hm?
[He blinks.
There's a long, long moment of staring. Has Hiyori met gods here? You bet he is! Specifically, he's met Loki, the god of mischief from Norse mythology! And he also met an "immortal ghost king" at one point, who claimed to be above a god. But compared to this young-looking goof, both of those people were a bit more... er...]
For a god, you don't seem the slightest bit imposing!
[... that. That's the word.
Hiyori surveys him, not dis believing him, but feeling surprised all the same!]
Are you a more modern god? "The common people's god"? That sort of thing? And exactly which realms are you in charge of? You're not just the figurehead for a shady religion, are you?
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[He reaches out and pats his shoulder in a hopefully reassuring manner. He certainly wasn't trying to imply the kid was gonna croak anytime in the near future! Not unless he's into breathplay or something dangerous like that... For now though Yato mere nods in agreement.]
This isn't the sort of place for just anybody, honestly. It'd be enough to make even the hardiest of folks crumble from being bullied into doing things they don't want to.
[Lonely he might be, he never wants his Hiyori or Yukine to deal with any of this. Although if it wouldn't gross him out, he'd almost hope his dad would get stuck in such a place. Jerk would deserve it, heh.
Live long enough and you try all kinds of jobs and lines of work. Idols were big in Japan in the eighties, and Yato got it into his head to try being like those he admired. Unfortunately, not being human meant he didn't have much luck in that department. Alas! One dream down the drain... But like with most things, he bounced back, styling himself as something else. A delivery god--!]
Hey...! [He pouts a bit at being (rightly) declared unimposing, lip jutting out in a huff.] Not all gods are...! I'm a friendly, helpful god!
[He would probably be even more lacking in divinity if he was wearing his usual getup of a tracksuit and scarf... Not that his current attire is doing him any favors.]
No way, I'm over a thousand! Though I would say I'm a god of the people - I'm a Delivery God~☆! God of Fortune and Happiness! AND NO, I'M NOT A DAMN CULT!!!
[Sorry for the shouting, that's kind of a sticking point for him, as is obvious...]