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TDM 009
【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
PREMIERE
YOUR BIG DEBUT
OOC NOTES
▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video
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▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
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▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
no worries!
[Not something to be proud of, Yato... Still, at least he seems gung ho about trying to stick it to the man? The rest of what Hiyori has to say comes as something of a relief, too.]
Glad that we still get to maintain some kind of autonomy when it comes to what we have to do here. It would've been pretty damn skeevy if we had absolutely no say in the matter of who we shacked up with. I mean, I'm not all that picky, but I at least like to know that it's something both of us want.
[Considering Yato's full of non-sexual regrets, he sure doesn't need any more of those kind adding to his already heavy burden.]
So I take it you've managed to keep from getting stuck with any unwanted encounters for the most part? That's good-- you seem pretty young. You deserve to have a light conscience that isn't weighed down thanks to some weird resort.
[Having some hang-ups thanks to a friend or partner being here is something Yato could understand even if he himself arrived alone. There's someone special back home who he would've done anything to protect from this kind of place, too, even if it meant staying here longer.
Maybe it's the name, but he likes Hiyori already. The guy's helpful and enthusiastic, providing Yato with plenty of hope for his newfound situation. Maybe a touch prideful, but then, so is he. So no throwing stones here!
And yes, yes he was/is that poor. Sadsack of a god.]
Oh boy~! I'll definitely let you lead the way, in that case. I like to think my sense of fashion is pretty good, but I'm always open to learning more and seeing what kinds of things other people go for. Maybe I can evolve my own style!
[Nodding enthusiastically, he can't help laughing a bit. Yeah, expected but he's not going to lie or downplay the things he likes. That would just be silly.]
Great! I leave it in your capable hands, then, costume master! Your sparkly, shininess is an inspiration that I'll gladly follow!
[For now Yato merely watches with keen interest, noting the things which are passed over and which he seems to linger on, debating. Though he has to do a double take at the kid's name, staring a bit before laughing then waving a hand apologetically.]
Hiyori, huh? I have a friend who goes by that name. Hers is Hiyori Iki, though! Two Hiyoris! What are the chances?
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[It's good to hear, since Yato will have nothing but time to waste. Each day blends into the next here, and Hiyori finds himself missing the days when Ibara drew up his schedule from week to week, packing it full of idol work.
But he is still an idol. You can take an idol out of his home world, but you can't take the idol out of him! He's even dressed like one right now! And that's why he'll continue in his quest to do what idols do: keep smiling, and keep this other person smiling, too! ... even while they're talking about a subject as awkward as unwanted sexual encounters.
He cocks an eyebrow at the "you seem young" part.]
You really don't look that much older. [Does the guy just have a baby face?] But well, you're more or less right. I'm lucky in that I have my partner here. It's his job to take care of me, so I can always call him over if I ever do get drugged. Or if I need help with absolutely anything. He's quite handy! ♪
[Although the last time his suit flared, he didn't end up calling him and instead tried to take care of it himself. Which went... not so well. He pulls a bit of a face, before quickly shaking off that thought. He's happy to transition to talking about fashion!
Happy to be called an inspiration, too. It's not quite like being cheered for by his fans, but it's as close as he's going to get right now. And he gets so swept away by the praise that he actually turns and blows Yato a kiss. If it weren't for the costume influencing his brain, he wouldn't have! But while he's "in-character" as an idol, it feels like the thing to do!]
And with your support, I'll shine ever brighter~♪
[Then he turns toward the costumes like he didn't just do something weird and goofy.
The name question was asked for a reason. The costumes he set his sights on have letters emblazoned on the front, and he's looking for the right letter for Yato! But that'll have to be put on hold, since Yato's response to hearing his name is rather unexpected. He blinks back at the other boy, taking in that news, before he smiles, seeming charmed.]
You're right, those are some odds! But that just makes our meeting even more fortuitous. ♪ I don't suppose you share a name with one of my friends, do you? For example, your name isn't "Nagisa," is it?
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[Spirit. Inside joke, not that he expects him to get it. Not yet, anyways. Maybe once he explains who and what he is, it'll make more sense.
Not being able to take the core of a person out of their world is something that he also understands, and will go a long way towards explaining his early demanding attitude. Although who knew it'd be an idol who'd make him feel so comfortable about their strange situation? They really are magical...!
Hiyori's bemusement makes Yato chuckle though.]
Heh... I can promise you I'm older than you'll ever be. [A touch smug? Maybe.] Oh wow, that's great that you're not having to fend off anybody on your own. I wish I had someone like that... I mean, I kinda do back home, but hopefully he won't end up here. I think he's younger than you are.
[No, more like definitely younger. He's praying that there's no way this place would snag someone like Yukine. The poor kid's been through enough...
He almost starts frowning at the thought, but the way Hiyori blows him a kiss gets him grinning again, laughing somewhat lightly in amusement. He tried to be an idol once, too, so he knows how it goes with trying to appease fans. Thankfully he doesn't mind, either.]
That's the attitude to have!
[It might have been goofy, but it did its job of shaking Yato out of his worried funk and making him smile, so mission accomplished?
So it's back to beaming over the naming coincidence! This Hiyori may be quite different from his Hiyori, but they're both happy people who seem to want to help others. That's something he definitely appreciates and admires.]
It really does! I'm glad I bumped into you like I did. But ah, no, my name's Yato. I doubt you'll have a friend similarly named, since I'm a god.
[Yeah, he's just gonna throw that in there all casual-like. NO BIG DEAL. Although he does seem to be puffing up, waiting for the appropriate reaction to that bit of trivia. Clearly he wants to inspire awe and be admired, if the hands on his hips wasn't indication enough.]
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["Older than you'll ever be" would imply he's destined to die young. Maybe this guy is just an old soul, though. Physically speaking, he certainly doesn't look a day over twenty. Hiyori loses the skepticism when Yato says that next thing, though, taking on a more sympathetic look.]
Yep. I totally get you. [...] There's someone I'm absolutely dying to see, and countless others I miss, but I wouldn't wish any of them here.
[There were three other people from his world when he got here. Two of them have turned into statues. Much as he misses Nagisa, he hopes dearly that he never shows his face here.
It doesn't occur to him that Yato might have been an idol at one point. But he does have his own shine, doesn't he? He seems to have a positive attitude, at any rate, or at the very least, to be rather easy to cheer up, and that's something Hiyori appreciates for sure. He doesn't actually expect him to share a name with one of his friends, but he doesn't need to. He's his own person! His own person named "Yato," apparently, which is rather an odd name. Or should he say unique? Nothing wrong with being—]
....... hm?
[He blinks.
There's a long, long moment of staring. Has Hiyori met gods here? You bet he is! Specifically, he's met Loki, the god of mischief from Norse mythology! And he also met an "immortal ghost king" at one point, who claimed to be above a god. But compared to this young-looking goof, both of those people were a bit more... er...]
For a god, you don't seem the slightest bit imposing!
[... that. That's the word.
Hiyori surveys him, not dis believing him, but feeling surprised all the same!]
Are you a more modern god? "The common people's god"? That sort of thing? And exactly which realms are you in charge of? You're not just the figurehead for a shady religion, are you?
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[He reaches out and pats his shoulder in a hopefully reassuring manner. He certainly wasn't trying to imply the kid was gonna croak anytime in the near future! Not unless he's into breathplay or something dangerous like that... For now though Yato mere nods in agreement.]
This isn't the sort of place for just anybody, honestly. It'd be enough to make even the hardiest of folks crumble from being bullied into doing things they don't want to.
[Lonely he might be, he never wants his Hiyori or Yukine to deal with any of this. Although if it wouldn't gross him out, he'd almost hope his dad would get stuck in such a place. Jerk would deserve it, heh.
Live long enough and you try all kinds of jobs and lines of work. Idols were big in Japan in the eighties, and Yato got it into his head to try being like those he admired. Unfortunately, not being human meant he didn't have much luck in that department. Alas! One dream down the drain... But like with most things, he bounced back, styling himself as something else. A delivery god--!]
Hey...! [He pouts a bit at being (rightly) declared unimposing, lip jutting out in a huff.] Not all gods are...! I'm a friendly, helpful god!
[He would probably be even more lacking in divinity if he was wearing his usual getup of a tracksuit and scarf... Not that his current attire is doing him any favors.]
No way, I'm over a thousand! Though I would say I'm a god of the people - I'm a Delivery God~☆! God of Fortune and Happiness! AND NO, I'M NOT A DAMN CULT!!!
[Sorry for the shouting, that's kind of a sticking point for him, as is obvious...]
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[He says in his usual chirp. Before adding, more seriously:]
They try with all their might to break down our boundaries, so the people who fare best here are the ones with an ironclad sense of self. Which includes me, of course.
[And also the people who don't have any standards, embarrassment, or shame when it comes to sex. Those people fare the best of all around here. Unfortunately, he very much does not fall under that category.
"No shame" might describe this person, since he just declared himself a god. That's something anyone would take with a healthy dose of skepticism! Even after meeting bonafide gods at the resort, Hiyori won't believe just anyone when they say they are one. Some people are scammers, and others are liars! Just take Kleken for example, whose username is "scam"!
But the oddly-named Yato puffs up with indignation, saying he's a helpful, friendly god. Not a fake, and not some cult leader! He's the real deal! Which is all well and good if it's true, but is it really?
He's not sold yet, but for now he'll play along. After surveying Yato for one more moment...]
... good job! You passed the test! ☆
[He smiles brightly!]
I don't have any use for self-important know-it-alls. If you'd tried to make me bow down, I would've said, "No thanks!" But that all sounds absolutely wonderful. Spreading happiness and fortune is exactly what us idols strive to do. You could even call us a delivery service. We deliver smiles! ♪ And love! We're just like you!
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[Having never tried to engaged in intimate relations with anyone before, Yato's still not sure where he stands regarding sex. He's not shy in that he has no problems getting naked around people, but then, doing raunchy things with someone else is completely different.
How he'll fare remains to be seen and probably will have a lot to do with whoever he gets shacked up with. If they're pushy or whatever, he might end up balking, while if they're even more shy or uncomfortable than him, he'll probably try to comfort them. He doesn't like seeing people in distress, after all.
For now, he just needs this kid to understand that yes, he's a bona fide god! The real deal! And someone that people can come to for help, should they need it. Even if he's stuck here, his responsibility to humanity hasn't changed. He still wants to lend a hand wherever possible.
It gives him a sense of purpose, and frankly in this situation, helps to keep him from freaking out too much.]
Eh? Test?
[Blinking a bit, he tilts his head curiously.]
Oh... Yeah, that makes sense. I know a lot from having lived a long time, but I also know there's plenty for me to learn still. Hehe... I guess we're not too different in that regard! Maybe that's why humans have a tendency to worship idols in a way... Because they do the same things as gods do. If only I could've made it as an idol... That would've been amazing!
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Yato's got the right attitude. He's been alive for a very long time (or so he claims), and yet he's not some holier-than-thou know-it-all. He also appreciates idols! Hiyori likes him!
And because Hiyori is so idol-brained himself right now, thanks to his costume, he seizes onto that "If only I could've made it" comment right away. His eyes sparkle as he assures him:]
It's not too late. Someone who's over a thousand years old would normally be well past retirement age, but you don't look a day over twenty! And this place has all sorts of costumes, so why not play the role of "idol"? We could even give a concert together! ♪ Unless you're still set on the role of hero, but I don't think these hero outfits are that cute. Do you?
[He pulls a costume off the rack and holds it up. It's not any less revealing than what Yato was wearing before. But at least it includes a cape!]
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But not completely clueless, thankfully! He knows about the birds and the bees and has enough emotional maturity to respect others despite them generally be ages younger than himself.
Especially when they're as encouraging and brilliant as Hiyori here! How could he not take his words to heart? He's so inspiring both in his attitude and everything he says.]
You think so? Wow~ That's a great idea, honestly...! Even if I can't make it for real, this could be my big chance to live my dream for a while and make a name for myself as a star! And singing together sounds like so much fun! I think I could give up being a hero for the idol role! ...especially when that's the kind of costumes they have for heroes.
[He eyes the outfit skeptically, but with a hint of amusement. The cape is nice, he has to admit, but boy, those are some tight shorts! At least when he was trying to be an idol he wore looser jean short shorts!]
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Great! Then let's do it! ♪
[And then he practically skips off to look for a new costume for Yato. Spreading the joy of idols! He loves it! And it's only partially because of his costume warping his brain!]
It's possible to dress like an idol and also look heroic! Idols are like heroes to some people, after all.
[Some more literally than others.]
We'll want to find you something dashing and princely. Something with gold tassels at the shoulders! Though not that kind of gold tassel-covered outfit.
[He looks towards this skimpy costume. He was thinking something more along these lines.]
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Alright!
[Whether it's the costume or not, Yato appreciates the enthusiasm and fun radiating off Hiyori. It makes him a little less concerned about his predicament of being trapped here.]
That's so true! They can save people's spirits and hopes, if not people's lives.
[Though he fully believes in the power of music to inspire folks and give them hope. Yet he can't help snorting at that first outfit.]
Now that's something I wouldn't mind seeing my Hiyori in, heh... [Pervert.] But yeah--! Shoulder epaulets are so stylish and cool!
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You get it! ♪
[So well, Hiyori wonders if the comment about making it as an idol was less theoretical than he imagined. Could that have been Yato's original career plan? Is it possible he gave it a shot at some point in his (long, long) life? Though if an actual god can't make it as an idol, who exactly can in his world?
All questions worth asking another time, perhaps. They come across the gold tassel-y bikini, and this time his reaction to Yato's comment is less-than-approving. He blinks, seeming on the verge of a reproachful frown for a second... before instead he smiles yet again.]
So she's yours, hmm~? ♪
[He smirks a bit, a knowing gleam in his eyes. Yep, instead of reacting like a scold, he's opting to tease Yato about his wording instead! ... and honestly, if Yato and his Hiyori do have that kind of relationship, then it'd be silly to reproach him for imagining her in a fancy bikini. He wears sexy outfits for his partner sometimes. He's even built up a small lingerie collection! But, er, anyway...]
In that case, I hope you find your way back to each other soon. With your lifespan, hopefully the wait won't be too unbearable.
[That was actually meant seriously. Though the second part may not be accurate; long-lived god or no, it's never easy to be separated from the people you love. That's something he knows very intimately now, after being at the resort for so long.
Anyway, on with the costume shopping. Hiyori looks, but doesn't see anything with gold epaulets, nor any "princely" or "knightly" costumes. Instead they're surrounded by a bunch of sexy princess costumes. Typical. In both the real world and the resort, there are usually more sexy costumes made for women than men. While walking past them, he keeps chatting.]
That reminds me—did you get stuck with one of those "actor's resume" things? I only just remembered mine, because mine said I'd make a good princess. But it also said other unnecessary things. For example, it put the word "selfish" in front of it, so it said my perfect role is "selfish princess!" That's awfully rude, don't you think?
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Hehe, hell yeah~☆
[As unbelievable as it might be, Yato's being perfectly honest about his previous artistic pursuits. He's tried a LOT of jobs and careers in his time, including those pertaining to music. There's reasons a god can't make it in the human world, reasons that wouldn't affect normal people, thankfully.
No surprise about getting reprimanded for his lewd commentary, though. He's a bit of a perv when it comes down to it, though usually only in the 'admiring from afar' way. Doesn't mean he didn't enjoy an upskirt shot when a fellow goddess in a miniskirt was trying to kill him...]
Ah? Oh--! Um... Ehehe... Well, kinda...
[They aren't quite to that point, but there's definitely a closeness between them that goes beyond friendship. (Spoiler alert: they both have the hots for each other but are too shy to admit it, at least seriously.) Though Yato can't help being glad his Hiyori doesn't need to be subjected to this place.]
Thanks... That's one reason I'm determined to win my way out of here, no matter what it takes. I've got people waiting for me back home...!
[A flash of determination crosses his expression, though there's also a bit of sadness there as well. Try as he might, fifty-two people is a LOT of shagging to get done. Probably not something he can accomplish inside a few months, unless he went all out.
It's a bummer that the pickings of costumes for men are so slim, but that's typical. Maybe they should complain to the management about the rampant sexism and demand fair treatment! They could start a union, even!
This is another in a long line of silly Yato delusions.]Yeah, I sure did! Mine was pretty basic since I filled it out myself, but yours sounds horribly rude! That sort of thing is just uncalled for.
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Kinda, hmm~? [His smile curves ever wider.] Congratulations! ♪
[Whether or not they're officially together yet, he'll congratulate the happy couple!]
That's youth for you. Though I guess in your case it's "old love" rather than "young love."
[Since he's allegedly a god who's been around forever.
... of course there's something cruel about being taken to this place when there's already someone you love. And being taken here alongside your loved one can also be cruel, since then you're expected to cheat on them. There is no winning in that situation. The ones who fare best here are probably those with no attachments.
But again: not looking to bring down the mood, and not looking to make anyone sad, so Hiyori doesn't say any of that stuff! Yato isn't stewing in his own misery as he thinks about the people waiting for him at home, and so there's no reason for Hiyori to. For now, he's happy to complain about the little indignities, rather than the human rights violations and other serious offenses he's suffered. Little things like his rude "Actor's Resume."]
Right? So rude and so uncalled for!
[He shakes his head, speaking with vehemence!]
And that wasn't even the only rude thing it said! It said all kinds of other rude stuff! Some of which I won't even repeat, because it was vulgar, too. Which I know isn't a surprise when it comes to this place, but it's still grounds for a lawsuit! So when the time comes, I'll be using your "delivery service" to deliver a lawsuit straight to their door.
[His dramatic frown turns into a smile, then.]
Okay? You can do that for me, right? ♪
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Ehehe... Thanks~
[He can't help beaming, happy despite them not being an official item.]
Hey now...! I have a young heart, so it totally still counts as young love! Besides, she's the first... That must count for something, too.
[Funny how he likes to portray himself as an ancient, wise god yet insists on being treated like a young'un. Silly hypocrite.
It's a really tough decision on what would be preferable - being here alone or with his Hiyori - but Yato would ultimately prefer to spare her the awkwardness and humiliation that's bound to arise from being forced into sexual situations with a bunch of strangers. He can handle it (and so could she, truthfully) but that doesn't make it ideal.
Better they both focus on the lighter matters at hand rather than the more serious implications of their captivity. Why drag the mood down, after all? Milder complaints are much more palatable right now!]
For real! You think they could be a little more polite and considerate given what they're putting us through!
Wow, though, that bad, huh? I definitely think you should file against them for slander! Though I dunno who or where you'd serve the papers to... Guess we need to figure that out and then we can get on their asses for defamation of character!
[Despite the (sorta) serious discussion, he grins, flashing a thumbs up with a wink.]
You betcha! That won't even cost you much at all!
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She must be awfully wonderful.
[To catch the eye of someone who's been around that long without ever falling in love. Allegedly, anyway. He's assuming Yato is telling the truth about his godhood, which is a generous assumption given that he does seem pretty youthful. "Young at heart" is right!
As for the complaining, well: he nods his head vigorously, glad to have someone to kvetch to!]
Yes, exactly! But they wouldn't know the meaning of "polite" if it clubbed them over the head with that obscene-looking things over there!
[He nods towards a shiny gold helmet, no doubt part of some gladiator costume, which has what looks like a dildo sticking out of it. Don't ask why!]
That's how it is here, I'm afraid. And that's why I must sue! Which is exactly where you come in. I'll let you know when it's time for the lawsuit! ♪
[There will be no lawsuit. But a guy can dream.
Anyway, speaking of hopes and dreams: it's back to looking at costumes. Hiyori walks past the sexy princess costumes, looking for something fantasy-oriented that would fit a man better. And, ideally, something with gold epaulets! The good news is that something gold does catch his eye, with what looks a lot like shoulder tassels, and he darts off to look at it.]
Now what might that be?
[The bad news, however...
Is that the gold outfit in question looks like this.
He's not sure what you call it. He decides to look at the tag.]
... "sexy god costume"?
[Hey, that is what it's called.]
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She is! She's kind and selfless, yet she's strong and doesn't take anybody's shit - even mine! She'll get me in a grip between her thighs and chuck me in the river, hehehe... Oh, and she's aiming to become a doctor! Ahh...
[He sighs heavily, gazing into the distance. Clearly the epitome of someone smitten. Which makes him having to be here all the more galling, really. He's found his one true love! Why does he have to be torn from her now?!
Oh well. Needs must and all that. Besides, he's got someone to commiserate with!]
Hah! Maybe they need a giant golden dick statue to fall on them in order to learn the meaning of decency and politeness.
[He eyes the crazy looking gladiator costume dubiously but with an amused smirk. His carefree nature means he can appreciate the silliness this place goes to with some of the innuendo.]
Sounds good to me! I'll be happy to represent you! Or at least deliver the papers.
[Since he doesn't know much about human law. Mostly what he's gleaned from a few episodes of tv courtroom dramas.
Following along behind, Yato peers through the racks in search of something suitable as well. There's certainly a lot of ladies' costumes, and the men's ones that are available don't quite appeal to him.]
Hmm mmm~? Found something good?
[Peering over his shoulder, Yato makes a pleased noise, clearly delighted by this discovery. He carefully takes it by the hanger, holding it up in front of himself.]
Hey--! Not bad! It even has god in the name! This could work...!
[Nobody said he had good taste. (Hiyori should see what he wore in the 80s...)]