TDM 04

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

hung | arknights

[defendog]

i.) it's free real estate

[ who would stuff an entire perro of hung's size in the top bunk of a bunk bed? someone with a horrible sense of humor and/or hoping that he might somehow injure himself when he wakes up, probably. so when he does come to the realization that he's no longer in his own doggy-sized bed it's only after he bumps his horned head against the ceiling with a significant 'THUMP' that tells him otherwise.

and then of course, because it has to happen: he turns to roll off, assuming that he's going to touch floor. which he does! after falling and landing on his back, the blanket that had been covering his body slowly drifting down to cover him. the robe is basically doing nothing.

it's been one hell of a rocky second start, that's for sure. sorry for anyone who's rooming with him. ]

ii.) a show of strength

[ watching the tarps and melons get placed out on the sand is interesting enough, to say the least. it beats watching the odd lifeguards peck around at other beachgoers, practically swarming anyone who happens to hold a lick of food in their hands. thankfully just standing around seems to keep them at bay, especially when hung can just offer a growl and show a few canines hiding in that muzzle of his? they still seem like birds. just birds that are armed with muscles. and like, actual bodies. stuff like that.

ANYWAY hung is now presented with the option to destroy a melon with his butt? the rules are made very clear to him. they're very simple, incredibly obvious. but as soon as one of the staff members moves away, probably to get out of the impending splash zone, all hung can do is stare down and rub the back of his neck and mumble to himself. ]

Won't this stain my fur...

[ yeah he's a little worried about that. if anything, he's not thinking about whether he'll be successful but about HOW successful he might end up being. ]

iii.) scavenger hunt - sfw

[ it's not hard to assemble these items. drinks are easily found left around on tables or by chairs or in the sand. sunglasses, sandals, and even those feathers? even more so! but it's that second thing on the list that pauses hung; while the other four sets of objects are easily attainable, it's the kisses that don't feel as... well, normal?

so what's he supposed to do? just go around and ask for a couple of kisses?? yeah, he gets what the resort is all about. it feels like yesterday that he was stuck on an elevator with a few talking paintings. does he care about a payout and a dessert voucher? maybe. maybe he'd end up giving both of those to someone else. it would make for a good present.

also he'd like to dodge the spankings... ]

Hey. [ approaching a friendly face who also might be looking around for things??? worst case he'll just look a little silly trying to explain what's up. ] Are you playing this game too?

[ holds up his wrist. ]

I'm almost done, if you wouldn't mind helping me out.

iv.) hole.

[ there's something about the sand. when he sits down on the beach, he drags a finger through it once to see how easily it might be to move before he begins to scoop it out in handfuls. that the deeper he gets, the larger he wants to make this hole. why? he doesn't know. it feels oddly natural to do it, as if he'd like to see exactly how much sand the resort brought in to make this entire area look like a beach?

before long, hung's hole has gone from being wrist deep to being elbow deep. that he's taking handfuls and plopping it down beside his growing project, getting to the point where he has to really consider the ramifications of expanding it outward. sure, depth is fine. but overall circumference?

he's no longer seated. he's on his knees, tail up and wagging, upper half of his body not entirely submerged just quite yet but he's working on it! ]

wildcard & ooc notes.)

[ look, it's sfw beach artwork of hung. i'm down for anything that isn't above, just reach out. am a current player and had hung on a previous tdm, too. generally good with most things and prefer m/m for anything smut-related. just ping if there are any questions. tyty! 🐶 ]

iii.

[wray]

[ One of these days, he'll see what happens if he throws away the watch. As far as it can go, he doesn't care where it lands. But knowing how cursed this place is, he'll just end up with a new one with many more mini-games being thrust upon him...

Hung finds him looking down disdainfully at the small screen, and when he catches the erune's attention, Six stares at the watch quietly. ]

... It depends on what you're looking for.

[defendog]

[ he might join six in a contest to see who can make it go the farthest. as futile as it may be. this is only his second time being 'rewarded' with a visit to this resort, but he hasn't been allowed to stay for more than what feels like a day or two at most before passing it off as the worst dream he's had in a long time. ]

Well. Um...

[ the perro presses his index fingers together. once, twice. something meek from a doggo so big. a defender, someone who can take it and give it in equally large amounts. ]

... I need two of them.

[wray]

[ It takes him a moment or two to realize what the perro is asking for. At first, he thought the other was just pressing his fingers together because he was feeling shy about the request, which makes sense, considering the nature of it. ]

Two of them.

[ His left ear dips down, followed by the tilt of his head. He's thinking about it. ]

I'm not sure I'm the best person to ask for those.

[defendog]

You're not?

[ hung tilts his head in the opposite direction of six's, his right ear flicking as he rubs his chin in thought. ]

What makes you... not the best person...?

[ he's not going to insist that six gives him the smoochy smooch, but it does beg the question: what makes someone worse at receiving kisses? it's not like he was going to ask the erune to initiate it.

it would be cute though. ]

iv

[broca]

[ Outside of the apparent horny game event, tails are not a super common thing to see around the resort. Broca's slowly starting to adjust to the fact that his appearance is the one that stands out in the crowd, but he isn't so accustomed to that, that he doesn't parse a fuzzy ass sticking out of the sand as fairly normal.

It takes a second glance for him to have the snap realization that it is an uncommon trait after all, and a third to wonder what the hell is going on here.

By the time he's wandering over to Hung and his sand pit, he's got several half-formed questions about the current work being done here, and the purpose of it. All he really manages to get out though is-- ]

Why?

[defendog]

[ pulling himself out of the hole, hung is careful to shake himself off in a way that it doesn't send sand splashing onto broca instead. this gives him some time to think exactly that--- why? why is he digging a hole? he has nothing to put inside of it except for himself. maybe his clothes? but then he'd be naked... an actual hot dog.......... ]

I don't know.

[ a simple answer to a simple question. he slowly stands up, arching his back and stretching out. ]

Just felt right. It looks pretty nice, doesn't it?

[ hole ]

[broca]

[ Nice is a word that can be used, though Broca isn't sure what the measure of nice is for.... hole.

He gives it a quizzical look, as if he's putting some very serious consideration into the question of how nice it does or doesn't look. ]

It's impressive you did it with just your hands.

[ That's as close as he'll give him, besides, looking at Hung there's the vague familiarity of a man he's seen before in passing, much the same way his first meeting with Aak here had that same "oh, that guy" vibe to it. ]

When did you get here?

[defendog]

[ quality of a hole can be measured by simply looking at it. appreciating it. understanding its purpose. hence, hung can easily assign the current state of the hole as being nice.

but he's pleased by the compliment and so, his tail does wag. ]

I fell out of bed a couple of hours ago. The floor felt it more than I did though.

[ if he has to fix it later, he will. wouldn't be out of his wheelhouse... ]

What about you?

ii

[bleakdecember]

[Alas, Akechi's strength is not manifested well in his little twink body, so he knows he has no chance at this competition. But he does enjoy seeing others show off their strength, so he's been lurking around to see who takes the risk.

And, well, he's quite open-minded. This man may be a canine, but he's also ripped. Akechi is careful to stay out of the splash zone, but he rocks back on his heels a little n appreciation.]

I'm sure someone can help you clean it off...

[defendog]

I guess. [ he scrunches up his nose, which is also his entire muzzle. so. that's a thing. lopsidedly looking at the melon as if he has to try some kind of miraculous feat of strength to smash that thing into bits... ]

Well, if you're volunteering yourself? I can't say no!

[ and he laughs politely as he lowers himself down to take a seat on the fruit. ]

At least I'd be easier to bathe than an animal.

[bleakdecember]

[Washing someone's furry behind would normally be a little humiliating, but Akechi can make sacrifices for what's really important (hot furry men).]

That's assuming you can actually break it, though.

[defendog]

[ hot furry men in your area (real)! ]

Shouldn't be that hard...

[ after all, he's been sort of stress testing it by putting his whole weight on it. ]

... you really don't think I can? I mean, I'll have to try even harder knowing you'll be the one helping me get the pulp out of my fur!

i. I just think that it would be funny for them to wake up together again.

[armwriostle]

[The thump of Hung hitting his head against the ceiling immediately has the boxer sitting up, awake and trying to take in the situation around him. His first instinct is that somehow someone had gotten into his suite, but he immediately takes in the space around him is not his room.

It also means that he is just in time to watch...Hung drop to the floor from the top bunk. Oh...

He looks over the side of the bed and-] Oh? We need to stop meeting this way, monsieur.

[defendog]

[ he slowly pulls the blanket off his face, recognizing the voice almost immediately--- if not for the fact he would call their first meeting a dream, this would make this second one more than just a coincidence. ]

Are you sure we're not married?

[ hung remembers. it hits him almost like a near-concussion would and he feels for his ring finger to see if there's anything on it. nope. still, he's relieved that he's not in front of a total stranger, especially when his robes are struggling to keep itself together with hung's broad furry shoulders causing him slight discomfort. ]

This isn't some kind of honeymoon?

[armwriostle]

[He laughs at that, a bright grin on his face. He raises his hand to show that there's no ring finger.]

We're not. Are you thinking about it or something? [It's a playful tease though. He doesn't think the other wants to actually be married to him and he doesn't think he's ready to be marrying near strangers anyways.]

I would hope that if we're having a honeymoon, we'd have better accommodations than bunk beds if I'm being honest. If you want it to be, though, I can humour it. [He winks.]

ii-ish?

[malpwactice]

[Hey, that offhanded line about people getting chased by lifeguards? Man, it would be a shame if you knew someone who was very inclined to getting themselves in trouble and not apologizing. There's a gaggle of seagull-headed lifeguards chasing Aak who is desperately trying to shield his cup of french fries.]

[Seeing Hung, there's not even the moment for shock, because Aak's just acting on his impulses. Being chased drags up old memories and, when it comes down to it, seeing Hung just sparks a little light of safe.]

[by which we mean, Aak's jumping up to scamper up Hung's frame like a little goblin. There's the impact of paw pads against Hung's thigh, some fingernails pressing against his neck, and unless Hung tosses him off, Aak literally just scrambles up to piggy-back and hold onto the older Perro's head.]

[Aak hisses at the lifeguards, half-hostile and half-jubilant from finding his ideal shield.]

[defendog]

[ his french fries are precious. very important. so it's no surprise that as soon as aak makes like a feral little child (HIS feral child, mind you) that hung goes on the immediate defensive. especially because it's the bird headed lifeguards that swarm him, trying to reach around with their strangely muscular arms and their blunt but annoying beaks pecking at his hands. ]

H-hey! Get off! Get away!

[ swinging a fist, it catches one of the seagulls right in the jaw. or whatever a jaw is on them. it's enough to startle it, make it squawk, and then immediately retreat. the others do the same, realizing that it's not as easy to take food from TWO people versus one that looks... relatively defenseless, all things considered... ]

What's their problem? [ sighs, before turning his head slightly. ] You okay?

[ honestly he wishes he had his shield. maybe he can grab an improvised one later. ]

[malpwactice]

[Aak stares with wide eyes as Hung decks one of the lifeguards. He's delighted, of course, but it's still wild to see the defensive violence. He knows what Hung is capable of. He's just also more used to thinking of those arms lifting pots, pans, and wrenches.]

I 'unno! [even when the threat is gone, Aak doesn't bother to descend from where he's perched. One leg slung over Hung's shoulder, one hand braced on his head...]

I didn't even do anything this time! Probably!

[He shakes his container of fries. Did he miss a "No Food" sign? What shitty beach wouldn't allow food...]

i.) it's free real estate

[blastedass]

[it's only been a day here and sleeping in the same bunked-stuffed room is not his first choice. but exhausted and drained, bakugo's taken the same and passed out late the night before. at the very least, it's impossible not to say it's comfortable. though he could've done without suddenly being woken up by a solid bump against the ceiling. his eyes snap open, there's a brief moment of startled adrenaline, and a shape falls right past the bed and onto the floor.

dammit! the first one woke him up! the second one just pisses him off and he does an angry cringe when that sound grates him into full waking. what the hell? is this, some kind of alarm? bakugo scowls as he leans over the side of the bed.]

So noisy! What the hell are you trying to do, kill yourself? [who doesn't know how to sleep in a damn bunk bed? granted, bakugo's never had to in his life...

...and this guy looks like a huge dog.]

you got a lion AND a doggo... double blessed

[defendog]

[ and neither has hung. ]

Sorry, sorry. [ grumbling as he rubs his head and then his shoulder, before slowly sitting up to make sure he hasn't rattled any other part of his body. his pride is probably the most sore, seemingly playing the part of a fool when the concept of a bunk bed isn't quite familiar? sure, rhodes island has various rest areas for tired operators but he'd never purposefully climb into something that he couldn't fit on. this would count as one of those things.

both ears twitch as he looks at bakugou and then offers another apologetic look before standing up. it's only then that he realizes that the robes haven't come up with him, instead barely clinging onto him by virtue of hanging onto his... ]

Ooh. Sorry again!

[ and then he has to turn around, slip the thing back on, exposing a curly tail that shares the same coloration as the rest of him: orange and cream. ]

If I knew someone else was in here... uh, I probably still would've fallen.

[ chuckles nervously. oof. ]

i collect all the best beasts

[blastedass]

[that's not his problem now is it!

bakugo snarls at the apology, but doesn't push it further. fuck, he's awake now, thanks to all that adrenaline in his veins. grumbling, the blonde rolls onto his back and sits up, rubbing at the side of his head. bastard, waking people up by falling out of bed like an idiot. fuck, fall out of bed when you're alone!

at least the guy's apologetic about it. he tents his knees and rest his elbows on them, hands flopped against the sheets between his legs. if this is his place to stay now, hopefully he'll get his own room soon and not have to deal with some damn roommate. movement shifts beside him and he looks across his shoulder to the dogman-]

PUT SOMETHING ON, DAMMIT!! [it's not like he hasn't seen a dick before, but there's a difference between showering with his classmates and suddenly getting a face full of barely-covered stranger dick! not that he's one to talk, what with just a black tank top and pair of black boxerbriefs. didn't need to see hung's holding up his robe!

now he's got his ass in his face too!] Use your fucking sheet! [and reaches up to yank the bunk's sheet above him down to heave it at hung's backside.] Did you just wake up here?

iv

[emyoji]

[ Well, this is something he honestly hasn't seen that often considering the type of place the resort is. Just an ass and wagging tail aimed at the sky as the owner digs deeper into the sand. The fox watches this project for a few minutes, circling Hung as he keeps expanding his tunnel until he finally decides to interrupt.

And that he does by spanking the butt on one side of the tail, giving him a tug as he pulls his hand away. ]

Where are you going, puppy?

[defendog]

[ he's getting pretty good at digging holes! must be a perro thing. or something.

that smack makes him yelp. the pull? another yelp--- but that's what gets him to pull himself out, turning to look at his 'attacker' with a look of confusion. not shock, not anger. just. ]

Huh? Why'd you do that?

[ it's not like he's going around pulling a fox's tail or anything wtf ]

[emyoji]

[ When the head pops up, Seimei smiles and raises his hands to placate him. It was an annoying fox habit but he doesn't want to be bitten for it. It's fun to tease, though. Seimei bows his apology. ]

It was right there. You were sticking out of the ground like a carrot wanting to be plucked. I couldn't resist.

[ But then again, he shouldn't be mean. ]

Aren't you worried about being buried alive?