TDM 04

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

i collect all the best beasts

[blastedass]

[that's not his problem now is it!

bakugo snarls at the apology, but doesn't push it further. fuck, he's awake now, thanks to all that adrenaline in his veins. grumbling, the blonde rolls onto his back and sits up, rubbing at the side of his head. bastard, waking people up by falling out of bed like an idiot. fuck, fall out of bed when you're alone!

at least the guy's apologetic about it. he tents his knees and rest his elbows on them, hands flopped against the sheets between his legs. if this is his place to stay now, hopefully he'll get his own room soon and not have to deal with some damn roommate. movement shifts beside him and he looks across his shoulder to the dogman-]

PUT SOMETHING ON, DAMMIT!! [it's not like he hasn't seen a dick before, but there's a difference between showering with his classmates and suddenly getting a face full of barely-covered stranger dick! not that he's one to talk, what with just a black tank top and pair of black boxerbriefs. didn't need to see hung's holding up his robe!

now he's got his ass in his face too!] Use your fucking sheet! [and reaches up to yank the bunk's sheet above him down to heave it at hung's backside.] Did you just wake up here?

that you do 💖

[defendog]

[ he immediately bites back the desire to apologize again; not wanting to upset the already-upset person that's sharing the same room as him. something about how he's reacting is... maybe he's not used to being around others? maybe that's it. hung couldn't say the same; he's always been more comfortable working in teams, knowing he has the back of others while being the one to stand in the front line. that the longer he stands, the better chance he'll stay standing.

but yeah. time to turn. he snags the sheet before it crumples to the floor and wraps it around his waist, though there's plenty of room for his tail to stick out between the wrinkled folds. ]

Yep! Never been here before. [ hung continues to take stock of the situation. a bunkbed. probably a small bathroom somewhere in the back. an interesting television station on the tube. it's almost as nice as the detective agency's pad, actually... except it feels very, very new. pristine. ]

Guess you're the same, right?

[blastedass]

[this doesn't have shit to do with working on teams! it's called two people getting shoved in the same room without either of them knowing it and then one getting woken up by the other falling out of the damn bed! ... the nudity part is another aspect and bakugo's not sorry at all for slamming the sheet against hung's backside. ugh, just put the damn thing on and then start talking to him. he's gonna have that image branded in his head for a while. dog dick. even if it was somewhat covered.

who knows if that thing robe would've done anything for the guy's tail. probably wasn't even slit up the back to allow for it to somewhat drape down on either side. sheet's a better option.]

No shit. [bakugo rubs at his forehead. this is only his second day here and he still wishes it was a dream he'd wake up from soon. a stupid lewd dream. part of him wants to destroy the television since there's no way to change the channel. can't even turn it off for all he knows.] Does it look like I've been here long?

[defendog]

[ if it's in his head... well. that's not hung's problem. sounds like a bakugou problem. c: ]

I don't know. [ he's being honest. he's not trying to talk back. for all hung knows, this guy could be playing him as the fool. he could be a staff member? someone who's been here as long as his actual partner's been? yet their circumstances are similar enough where he can't help but believe that they're both strangers to this place. hung's thoughts can't be helped: he's naturally trusting of others. it's difficult! this is why he's a bad mercenary. a better detective. or something. ]

You wouldn't lie, would you?

[ just asking. hung smiles gently, as he goes to see if he can change the channel on the television. there's no on or off buttons. no way to mute it, either. the squawking from the birds on the beach is a little grating. ]

[blastedass]

[IT'S HIS PROBLEM FOR PUTTING IT IN HIS HEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE, DAMMIT!! be more conscious of your state, damn mutt! (not that someone falling off the top bunk would be best in awareness...)

at least the blonde's not yelling at him more.]

I woke up here yesterday. I barely know anything more than you do. [if that's a precursor to ward of a bunch of questions, then so be it. bakugo folds his arms across the tops of his knees and rests his chin on his forearms, glaring at the wall at the end of his bed. he doesn't really want to go back out there and deal with that shit again, but sitting in here doing nothing isn't going to help him get out any faster. he has to learn more about this place before he can act to try an escape.]

Haa?! Who the fuck asks that kinda question! Die! It takes too long to lie! [despite his attitude, bakugo's an honest person when it comes to talking. lying is too much of a hassle and never pays off in the end. his proud denial of things being an exception.]

[defendog]

Actually, I think it takes the same amount of time...

[ he's not going to question his brief usage of the word 'die', because clearly he doesn't mean it? what if hung just exploded right here?? covered him in blood and fur and potentially made him look like the killer??? at least one person would try to get revenge on his behalf and he wouldn't wish that brand of vengeance on anyone living, that's for sure. ]

... but nevermind! Nevermind. [ shakes his head. floppy are the ears of an innocent doggo. ] It never hurts to ask questions, especially in my line of work.

[ hung crosses his arms after he ensures the sheet won't fall off. ]

But barely knowing more than is better than knowing nothing. So what do you know?

[blastedass]

Like hell it does! Lying means making up something!

[where as the truth is simply repeating what already happened, no added brainpower needed. it's just the brain's so quick to cover up embarrassment or wrongdoing, it seems like it takes longer to tell the truth. probably because it takes more effort when it's detrimental to you... anyways, why the hell's he arguing with a naked dog man about lies and truth in the morning?!

... please don't blow up, hung.]

Your line of work? [Bakugo eyes him for a second before stretching his legs out and swinging them over the side of the bed to get to his feet. he's just wearing a pair of boxerbriefs and tanktop, both black, so no nudity on his part.] We've been kidnapped and shoved into a casino hotel with a fucked up perverted mindset.

[For starters.]

[defendog]

Yeah. I kind of do a little bit of everything. Pays the bills, you know?

[ an employee of lee's detective agency, which really does any job that's requested of them. hung might be trying to fix the pipes in a client's bathroom one day and in the next, he could be acting as a bodyguard for his partner aak. or he might be doing some surveillance on a beach! funny how that last example feels a little too on the nose for him right now.

shame though--- bakugou seems like he only knows as much as hung does, which is okay. as okay as it can be, anyway... ]

Well when you put it that way it's only a bad thing. And I guess it kind of is, huh.

[ hard to have an optimistic point of view. ]

[blastedass]

That's not a "line" of work then!

[it's just doing random odd jobs and bouncing between vocations with zero track or ambition! at least that's how bakugo sees it. granted, if hung's a generic handyman at a company that hires out people for general services, then yeah, that's a little more legit. but the way the dog says it, bakugo's picturing him walking down the street and getting called over to move crates off a truck or something.

he wishes he knew more, even if it's not out of desire to help hung, but there's little else he knows apart from doing research on his own. which he'd been too tired to last night.]

What other way do you want me to put it? Sex vacation resort?

[he's a realist with an attitude problem.]

[defendog]

A vacation is still a vacation...

[ honestly that's a better description, though it does leave out the part where they've been all forcibly taken from their home worlds and dropped in a pretty swanky hotel. the sex part isn't necessarily the negative part to him. ]

And it definitely is! It's just something different every day. Variety is the spice of life, you know.

[ it keeps him honest. humble. lets him use all parts of his mind and body. bakugou should be jealous. ]

Either way, we'll probably end up working together at some point. [ right??? maybe??? ] Let me introduce myself. I'm Hung.

[ :) ]

[blastedass]

It's not a vacation! You want to go on a vacation! No one picked this damn place to come to!

[granted some people don't have an issue with it after a while, but bakugo doesn't think anyone who's here knew they were going to get whisked away and imprisoned in a perverted hotel. he's not a prude, obviously sex is a better focus than getting shoved into a gladiatorial ring, and told you have to fight to the death. but... ugh.]

Do you even have a company or name you report to?

[at least clarify that, rather than let him think hung's a vagabond going from odd job to odd job. HA! as if he'd be jealous of that! his school and hero work does all of that an more!

... okay so technically bakugo doesn't have a paycheck yet, but it's coming!]

Hmph. I can think of worse partners. [at least he's open to the idea. he stretches his arms over his head and tilts to the side, popping both shoulders and spine. then promptly snorts at the name.]

Yeah I know. [either that's the WORST name to have in a sex hotel or this guy's making a shit joke...

...wait. for real?!] Seriously? HA!

[defendog]

[ who knows, there might be a gladiatorial sex ring coming up in their future? ]

A vacation is a vacation. [ yes, hung understands the ramifications of a 'free' trip to a luxury resort like this one. even if the golden peacock is full of innuendos, some subtle and some less-than-so, it never hurts to take advantage of some of the niceties... ]

Yeah. Lee's Detective Agency in Lungmen. We're a small business but we're really successful!

[ and he's proud of it. this is the most sure he's felt since falling on his butt in front of this seemingly young stranger with an attitude. ]

Uh. Well, it's my operator name. For some reason it's easier for people to remember...

[ if bakugou recalls correctly? well, his name is... him... ]

[blastedass]

[if there is, bakugo's going to be intensely interested in it. provided it's at least fighting, not just a bunch of damn marathon fucking. FIGHT HIM!]

Ugh. [this guy's stubbornly optimistic, isn't he. while he's not wrong about the whole "trip" aspect, looking at it that way makes the idea of kidnapping excusable, and bakugo's not willing to give that a split second consideration. if he has to engage once all resistance is put up, it'll be on his own damn terms. not this damn place's.]

You're a detective? Say that next time! It's a job, dammit!

[and a rather respectable one. he knows a few detective are part of the police force, so it's not a bad job at all. if you like sleuthing around... he thinks it'd be interesting once or twice, then boring very quickly.]

What's your real name then?

[of course he recalls it! he just told him! he also saw it...]