peacockstop | TDM 03

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TDM 03

【 Hello, dearest guests. We hope you have been enjoying your time in the Golden Peacock and utilizing our many amenities.

Reception would like all guests to be aware that some new arrivals have been misplaced. Due to the nature of the resort, new arrivals may have been misplaced in unexpected locations. This includes your personal suites. We are very sorry for this inconvenience.

Please do not be alarmed if you come across a misplaced new arrival. We kindly request that any guests that find a misplaced new arrival escort them to the main hub, where we have arranged a central meetup where all new arrivals can claim their complimentary robes and welcome baskets.

All guests are invited to come mingle at the main hub and meet new arrivals. As always, we hope you have a pleasant day! 】

DEALER'S CHOICE

STEVE, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE NEW ARRIVALS?

The Golden Peacock has swept away the hues of winter and welcomed vibrant pops of color for a change of pace. Gone are the snow whites and cool golds. Vases of bright florals have been staged all throughout the general hubs and hallways. Statues have been cheekily decorated with bright clothes, such as charming hats and billowing dresses with cheerful prints. This peacock has cleaned up nicely, its brilliant feathers shaking with a warm palette to please the senses.

Staff are bustling during the decor turnover. While some diligent employees are steadfastly decorating the hallways with sprawling vines and spectacular blooms, others are darting back and forth in search of something. Or rather — someone. Several someones. Front reception is in an outright panic while flying over the phones and furiously slamming their hands on keyboards.

"Steve, I know you're new, but you can't just press any button that pops up on the computer screen! The new arrivals are supposed to go into temporary suites." Deborah, the head receptionist, sighs, "Now who knows where they are. I hope they're okay... I'm sure they're quite confused, wherever they wound up. Steve, stop crying. The house won't fire you for this. Probably. How's your resume looking?"

THE BATHROOM BUTTON ▷ Due to a mistake at front reception, new arrivals aren't waking up in a temporarily assigned suite like usual. All new arrivals will wake up in a bathroom somewhere in the Golden Peacock. Steve, bless his heart, chose the wrong button and directed all new arrivals to bathrooms. Why do they even have a "bathroom" button at front reception, anyway? Who is that for?!

▷ Players are encouraged to get creative and have their character wake up in any bathroom location across the resort. Please feel free to reference our LOCATIONS for ideas as to where your character might wake up. As long as it's in a bathroom, it can be anywhere. Almost all locations within the resort have a bathroom!

▷ Not even current character suites are safe. New arrivals may wake up in tubs, toilets, and showers in suite locations as well as general resort locations. For low rank rooms, the communal bathroom is also fair game for sudden new naked arrivals to wake up in.

THE MAIN LOBBY ▷ A welcome station has been set up in the main lobby. After getting their bearings and finding their way to the main lobby after an unexpected bathroom adventure, new arrivals will find racks of plush terrycloth robes and yellow tracksuits. They will also be given a welcome basket with general toiletries and snacks to get them started in the resort. Some gift baskets include special sex toys picked out just for them! They haven't tell anyone about that specific kink before? The house knows its guests well. No need to say anything at all.

▷ Front reception has arranged a welcome party to greet new arrivals and help get them more comfortable. Not because they feel extremely guilty about the bathroom mixup and are hoping that these new arrivals won't complain to the house. Definitely not! With the help of 24K and Birdbucks, new arrivals and guests alike will be treated to alcohol or coffee at the front desk's expense. The fireplaces are roaring and several couches have been set up to create a comfortable atmosphere. Some long-standing guests have joined in to tell stories about how much fun they've had at the resort while enjoying a drink by the fire.

TIME FOR BED... BUT? ▷ Due to the initial mistake at reception there are no empty suites available for new arrivals to borrow. Staff have set up twin-sized cots at the back of the main lobby for new arrivals while sprucing up the situation as a giant slumber party. All new arrivals will be assigned a cot and given a privacy screen. Unfortunately, there isn't much privacy to be had when you're shacking up in a public spot.

▷ Don't worry — this will only be until check-in has been properly completed and guests have been assigned to their correct suite. We're so sorry, please don't complain to the house! Or if you do, blame Steve!

▷ The ghost that haunts the main lobby isn't thrilled about this either. He's just a nice, low-key ghost that likes to watch people and knock over cups at Birdbucks when no one is looking. How is he supposed to do that with these people sleeping in the main lobby? In an effort to spook off these new arrivals, the ghost haunting the main lobby may whisper some odd things into their ears at night. Odd things like, "The person next to you is watching you sleep, you should run away," and "You just farted and everyone knows it was you. You should leave." Surprisingly effective, no?

In the end, Steve didn't get fired. But he did get reassigned to trash duty.

FLORAL RIOT

A STRIKE OF COLOR

【 🌸🌸🌸 Come experience new floral delights! Prepare to be ravished by a symphony of color and aroma. Romance, love, and pleasure all await within corridors of beauty. 🌸 🌸 🌸 】

Days before the grand unveiling, the gardeners of the Cloud Dwelling Garden distribute flyers announcing that their special floral exhibition is now ready for guests to enjoy. Long-standing guests vibrate in anticipation, eagerly stomping around the gardens until the ribbon is cut and the newest resort amenity has been revealed. The gardeners make a point to approach new guests and encourage them to join in on the fun, explaining that the house likes to create a new floral experience for guests every few years or so.

Exhibition opening is set for mid-month. On the 15th precisely, the gardeners line up in front of the white sheet hiding the project, each taking a turn to bow and say a few short words about how grand and generous the house is for giving them such rewarding jobs.

The curtains fall away to a wall of shockingly bright florals. Guests ooh and aahh at not only the array of shades but at the luxurious meld of so many different kinds of flowers. Wisteria and roses, lilies and carnations. Lilacs, peonies, daisies, daffodils, sunflowers. More and more and more and more. The staff explain that this flower maze is perhaps their most intricate piece of work yet and that there is grand surprise waiting at the heart. Additionally, as part of the festivities, several prizes have been hidden around the maze at dead-ends. Long-standing guests clap and cheer before charging inside.

THE FLOWER MAZE ▷ The flower maze is a winding marvel of foliage boasting over ten feet tall. Like the hedge maze, there are various twists and turns for guests to explore. This maze is a coalition of every flower thinkable, with many squared sections highlighting particular breeds. Bright pops of whites, pinks, and yellows knit with deeper purples, reds, and blues. Trees rich with blossoms hang low. Bushes rich with waxy leaves guide the way to different hidden alcoves and pockets. The flower maze is complicated and very easy to get lost in for hours. However, there is nothing magical or paranormal about it. It's just a flower maze.

▷ Guests may find statues overgrown with ivy within the maze. Despite the flower maze being a new addition to the garden, these statues are marked with age. They are weathered, having survived through the elements despite there being no real weather in the garden. Some statues are chipped and missing appendages. Despite how these old statues feel out of place in a brand new exhibit, they do not give any sense that they aren’t simply decor.

▷ Romantic gazebos have been incorporated into the design of the maze. These are popular rendezvous spots for guests to overlook the sprawling flowers and small ponds on the comfort of a small couch or a swinging bench for two. Some special gazebos have been furnished with daybeds and other comfortable furniture.

▷ Treasure chests can be found hidden throughout the flower maze. Many of these chests are filled with sex toys and lubricants to help players get into the mood to play 52, but not only sex related items are available. Some chests may have clothes, some may have treats, some may even be filled with rocks.

▷ A few mimics have snuck in alongside the treasure chests. When opened, a mimic chest will curse the opener with a horny tongue. For a short period, the cursed individual will find themselves making erotic freudian slips. "How are you doing?" may end up coming out as, "How are you fucking?" While this curse will eventually wear off on its own, the embarrassment is forever.

THE GRAND FLOWER LAWN ▷ Guests that find the heart of the maze will discover the grand flower lawn. Also called the flower sea by staff, this brilliant landscape is covered in a lush carpet of flowers in shades of blue. Blue roses are the crown jewel of the flower sea, carefully dethorned so that guests may spread out on a velvety bed of petals.

▷ It isn’t impossible for our hardworking gardeners to miss a thorn or two. Even with careful checking, a few thorns have escaped scrutinizing staff. Guests pricked by a thorn while on the rose lawn will begin to feel drowsy. Effects may range from light exhaustion to falling into deep slumber. The cure for the rose's thorn curse is a kiss. Don't worry: true love need not apply in this case.

▷ Picnic baskets are available for guests that would like relax out on the lawn. Included in the picnic basket set: a blanket and set of pillows, fruit sandwiches, champagne, small cakes, and cookies. Hot tea and coffee is also available upon request. Staff are happy to accommodate any other special requests as well. Ask and ye shall receive.

SPECIAL LAWN GAMES ▷ All guests lounging on the lawn will receive a cheerful message on their Watch: 【 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A LAWN GAME? 】

Guests that select the NO option will be left to their snoozing and merriment. Guests that select YES will receive a follow-up message.

▷ 【 Thank you for participating in the Lawn Game. Please choose one of the below options. You will be informed of what surprise task you have chosen after selecting an option. All level one tasks will reward in a small payout upon completion. All level two tasks will reward in a medium payout upon completion. All level three tasks will reward in two extra-large payouts upon completion. 】

LEVEL ONE

【 1♡ 】Serenade another player with a romantic ballad.
【 1♢ 】Perform oral sex on another player.
【 1♧ 】Discover a secret about another player.
【 1♤ 】Steal an item from another player.

LEVEL TWO

【 2♡ 】Confess any romantic crushes you may have to another player. The player need not be one of the crushes in question.
【 2♢ 】Find a unique item to use as a dildo. Allow another player to use this unique item to fuck one or more of your orifices.
【 2♧ 】Describe, in explicit detail, one of your erotic fantasies and/or desires to another player.
【 2♤ 】Take on a submissive role and please another player, either sexually or non-sexually.

LEVEL THREE

【 3♡ 】Make passionate love to another player while in the missionary position.
【 3♢ 】Engage in any sex act involving penetration on the Grand Flower Lawn with another player.
【 3♧ 】Participate in a sex act you have never engaged in before with another player.
【 3♤ 】Kidnap another player for 24 hours.

▷ Players will be prompted to select an option without knowing what the corresponding task is. The task will be sent to their Watch after they have selected an option. To see what your character is lucky enough to receive as their task, simply click the dropdown!

▷ There is no penalty for characters that wuss out and are unable to complete their prompt aside from a mocking message to their Watch,【 LOSER, LOSER, LOSER. BIG LOSER. 】

The flower maze will only last as long as the most fleeting flowers do. The flower maze will remain open to the public for several weeks, after which it will close for further remodeling.

"We'll be open again with another complex arrangement," one of the gardeners explains cheerfully. "A maze isn't fun once you've learned the layout. We'll open again after creating a whole new design for guests to enjoy. Maybe even some new flowers, too. A lot of the ones on the lawn got funky after guests came all over them..."

SMOKY NECTAR

DRIBBLE OF SWEETNESS

The conservatory is even busier than the gardens. Unlike the easygoing staff in the garden, employees in the conservatory are busy zooming to and fro with brooms while trying to get a handle on the unexpectedly huge amount of pollen. From flowers, from trees — so much pollen. The ground is coated and the air is thick. Several long-standing guests visiting the area have fallen into sneezing fits. Even with cleaning efforts to mitigate the build-up, the pollen becomes thicker as the weeks go on. Staff eventually give up on trying to sweep it away.

This pollen is not standard. Guests that inhale this pollen will begin to feel feverish and strange. Continued exposure to this pollen will heighten a desire for sex to the point of all-encompassing need. Orgasms become much more intense. Nipples are constantly hard. Guests may also be overwhelmed with the urge to "fertilize or become fertilized" — to aggressively deliver or receive cumshots. Gardeners soon realize that normal pollen has been tainted by the cross-breeding of their new spectacular fruits, resulting in an extremely potent sex pollen that affects people and animals. This sex pollen is stronger than any of the current aphrodisiacs in the resort, baffling the gardeners. They weren't even trying to make horny fruit!

The effects of the sex pollen will ease after a few days unless exposure is continued. Guests with too much exposure to the sex pollen may find themselves passing out from violently intense successive orgasms. Any guests found unconscious post-orgasm will be delivered to the Broken Wing clinic for recovery.

THE ORCHARD ▷ The gardeners are thrilled to present this season's fruit orchard. When the previously closed-off portion of the orchard opens, guests will find that some of the delicious fruit hanging on the trees are ... strange. In collaboration with the Dizzy Pigeon, the gardeners of the conservatory have crossbred several standard fruits to create new fruits with delicious, never before seen flavors. Sure, there are the typical apple and orange trees to pick from, but why not give something new a try? Each of these new breeds have been imagined with paying homage to one of the glorious suits in mind.

▷ ORANGEBERRY: A blend of oranges and blueberries. This delicious new citrus has a hard outer peel but tender flesh inside. Sweet with a slightly tart aftertaste. Bred in homage to the Diamonds suit. Those who eat this fruit may experience heightened sensitivity to touch and temperature for a short period time.

▷ PEARAPPLE: A blend of pears and pineapples. A brilliant combination of mildly sweet with a punch of tang. The outside of this large fruit is rough and prickly. Once cut into, the flesh is firm but juicy. Bred in homage to the Hearts suit. Those who eat this fruit may experience intense positive emotions, such as a sudden onset of one-sided love or excessive positivity, for a short period of time.

▷ PEAPLUMTO: A blend of peaches, plums, and tomatoes. This succulent fruit is powerfully sweet, with a fuzzy skin and silky inside. A new favorite for juicing. Bred in homage to the Clubs suit. Those who eat this fruit may find themselves being extremely impulsive for a short period of time.

▷ CHERRYUZU: A blend of cherries and yuzu. These tiny bunches of fruit are sour enough to make the strongest-willed person scrunch their face up! Small but powerful, these fruits are satisfying to bite into with a pop. Bred in homage to the Spades suit. Those who eat this fruit may experience intense negative emotions, such as sudden possessiveness or jealousy, for a short period of time.

THE BUTTERFLY DOME ▷ The butterfly dome is exploding with color. Bright dots of yellow and orange speckle greenery without restraint. An assortment of butterflies lazily fly from buttercup to tulip. These butterflies are unafraid of people and may approach guests, dusting them with the thick pollen that coats their wings before they flutter off elsewhere. The pollen here is thicker than anywhere else in the conservatory. Guests may feel the effects of the sex pollen more strongly while in the butterfly dome. Breathing in pollen for one hour in the butterfly dome is equal to breathing in pollen for several days in the rest of the conservatory.

▷ Several flowers glitter with moisture in the light. Upon closer inspection, guests will find that it isn't morning dew — it's floral nectar. Its light and smoky scent may trigger an intense desire to drink. Guests that give in to the urge and drink the nectar will find themselves overcome with unbearable thirst afterward. No amount of nectar, water, or any other beverage will satisfy. The thirst can only be satisfied by swallowing semen or vaginal fluid. The longer one goes without satisfying the thirst, the thirstier they will become.

BUNS GONE WILD ▷ The normally docile giant flemish rabbits that wander the conservatory have gotten into the spirit of 52 as well. These romantic rabbits have been mating relentlessly since the pollen hit, and now the vegetable patches have been overrun with hundreds of young rabbits looking for food. No vegetable is safe while dozens of baby rabbits are running free, not knowing that they shouldn't eat directly from the patches. Due to the recent vegetable shortage restaurants in the dining quarter have been complaining about not getting their produce deliveries. It's a real problem!

▷ The gardeners have been begging guests to assist in catching these baby rabbits. There are too many for them to catch on their own. Guests who are willing to help will be instructed to catch the young rabbits and deposit them into the large wooden pen built to house them. However, this won't be an easy job — these little rabbits are fast!

▷ While the gardeners can't offer chip payment for the help, they will happily give any guests that assist good plots of land to raise their own vegetables. Rabbit adoption is also on the table!

The sex pollen will fade out within a few weeks, when the new breeds of fruit have all been harvested and delivered to restaurants. The gardeners collectively agree to be more careful when engineering new breeds in the future. "I do think," reports one worker in the conservatory, "the house will be impressed that we've managed to engineer an even stronger aphrodisiac. Great things happen on accident!"

PETAL-STAINED LIPS

A BLOOMING DISEASE

👩‍🦰 "Hack hack, hack hack... what do you mean, 'please cover my mouth when I cough'? I'm a rank nine. Nine! You can't tell me what to do. Now, clean up this mess. I've been coughing up flower petals all day." 👩‍🦰

Wet, smudged petals scatter across the floors of the Peacock. The source is initially unclear, since the perfectly groomed flowers in their decorative vases are in perfect condition. Soon the number of guests coughing into their fists begins to rise and more soggy plants plague the hallways.

After the garden and conservatory unveil their Spring additions the clinic will begin to over-run with guests complaining of various symptoms. There aren't enough beds and there certainly aren't enough doctors and nurses to meet rising demand. Guests continue to visit the clinic complaining of some sort of flower cold while spitting up petals and leaves. Advanced cases involve a deeper spread of vines through the patient's body.

Though this illness manifests in many different ways, the head doctor in charge is quick to clock that it's the Blooming Disease working its way through the resort's population. Not an especially dangerous disease. More troublesome than anything and a mess to clean up. Luckily, there are extensive notes in their files about this particular disease and how to treat it.

THE BLOOMING DISEASE ▷ A strain of hanahaki disease is running through the resort. Unlike the typical hanahaki disease that is brought on by one-sided love, this blooming variation has no single discernible cause. The nurses muse that it is perhaps a side effect of the intense pollen from the conservatory, but this is speculation.

▷ Similar to the standard hanahaki disease, the main symptom is coughing up flower petals. However, the blooming strain manifests in many different ways, and doctors have seen variations of petals and vines creeping out from every orifice. Players are welcome to get as creative as they like with how the blooming disease presents.

▷ Doctors will make one point thoroughly clear: while medications are available to ease discomfort, the cure for this subset of hanahaki disease is sex. Only fucking another person will completely eradicate the disease. If the disease is not treated it will progress until the afflicted patient has turned into a monstrous pile of flora themselves.

▷ It is possible to catch the disease more than once. Having sex will cure it but some guests have caught the disease in quick succession, requiring multiple sessions of vigorous fucking. Doctors are unsure as to why some guests only catch the disease once while others are susceptible to catching it multiple times. The nurses gossip about how they think it's those guests particularly desperate for love that are prone to re-catching it, but again — speculation.

ALL HANDS ON DECK ▷ Without enough manpower in the clinic to meet demand, guests that have experience in the medical field have been asked to volunteer their time to help treat those suffering with the illness. Those kind enough to join in the effort to mitigate the disease will be given a full kit of medical supplies, which they will be allowed to keep once their stint in the clinic has finished. For the duration of their time working in the clinic they will be fully considered staff doctors and able to direct both employees and guests as they see fit.

▷ Guests that do not have medical experience but who wish to help in the clinic will also be accepted. While they will not have as much power as experienced guests assigned to the doctor role, they will be onboarded as nurses and given basic tasks. All nurses will be given scrubs which can be kept after their job has been completed. Nurses are expected to defer to doctors but can dictate to patients.

▷ All guests that assist in the clinic will be given an extra-large payout for their efforts. The head doctor in charge will be so grateful that he will be happy to grant any other small favors and gifts if asked. While something like taking one of the patient beds would be too much, he will turn a blind eye to guests who want to pocket items like scalpels and stethoscopes.

CLINIC ENERGY ▷ So many guests have piled into the clinic that private rooms are no longer available. Large rooms will be utilized as group hubs with many patient cots, while smaller rooms normally meant for one patient will be doubled up on. All guests staying in the clinic for treatment will be paired with at least one other patient due to space constraints. Private rooms will be available only for patients separated out for treatment with one of the doctors or nurses.

▷ All of the rooms in the clinic are fully stocked with condoms, lube, and sex toys. After the head doctor announces the cure for the disease, nurses will make sure every room has supplies available for patients to use. They will encourage guests to go ahead and get fucking since it's the only cure! While doctors and nurses are available to fuck as well, they are short-handed, so most patients will have to make do with other patients. To those stubborn guests who don't want to fuck for their health, staff will firmly explain that if the disease progresses they'll be reduced to nothing but a pile of vegetation.

▷ Patients with particularly bad cases of the disease will not be allowed to leave the clinic until they are cured. Patients that have only been lightly affected will be given a prescription to fuck and sent on their way, with strict instructions to return if they do not fuck and the disease progresses.

The height of the disease will hit toward the end of the month. Thanks to the hard work of the doctors and nurses in the clinic, cases will begin to decrease as the days pile on, with the majority of the affected guests treated and sent on their way by the beginning of May. Activity in the clinic will begin to decline as patients fuck it out and cure the disease, with only a handful of scattered cases heading past the first week of May.

PROMPT NOTES

▶ Arrival, The Bathroom Button: Multiple versions of arrival are possible. Characters may be flushed down the toilet or tub to wake up in several different locations across the resort.

▶ Gardens, The Flower Maze: While players are welcome to imagine whatever they like in these chests, we do ask there be some limits. Characters should not find their special awesome sword or other personal items that were taken away by the resort upon arrival, for example. Items that would generally be available within resort stores or without regains are fine.

▶ Conservatory, General: While this location is currently being influenced by sex pollen, players that do not enjoy this kink may have their character immune to its effects. This will not affect engaging in the hanahaki prompt.

▶ Conservatory, The Orchard: Players are encouraged to get creative with effects from these fruits. While we've offered a couple suggestions, any of the affiliated suit's effects are available to tap into. For example, consumption of Orangeberry, aka the Diamonds fruit, can cause any Diamond-adjacent physical effects.

▶ Broken Wing Clinic: Players are allowed to get as delicate or grotesque with the presentation of the Blooming Disease as they’d like; you can even use this as an opportunity to engage in some vine-y bondage play. From the medical perspective, feel free to envision access to any sort of equipment you’d like, so long as it makes sense within a (sexy) clinical setting.

OOC NOTES

GAME UPDATE | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS
BLANKET CW: Altered States; Aphrodisiacs; Body Horror (potential); Dubcon; Illnesses; Medical Play; NSFW Language; Paranormal; Somnophilia; Sex Pollen; Sex Toys

▶ All new characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance. Your new character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's April event.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Current characters posting to the TDM should note they are currently in-game in the subject line.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only.
▶ If you aren't satisfied with the prompts on this TDM please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort.

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game, the thread will not be applicable toward rewards as that character would not have a card value.
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[His boldness and affection? He blames it on Monika. Or the resort? Nah, he's going to blame it on all Monika because he enjoys it more than he though he would -should've -and he doesn't feel that way with anyone else he's met here so far.

Oh, he can sense how excited she is the closer they are to him. and... Likewise, he's getting excited. He's at his usual spot, so it wouldn't be hard to find him.]

I thought you already had a thing for masks.

[Said as if that's been the truth.]

You kissed my mask first.

[Nope! Not taking any responsibility for that! ... Notably, he doesn't say anything about if he wants that or not for her.]

[ Aaaand back to bickering. She shoots him a glare. ]

You're almost always wearing it! What else was I supposed to do? I'm not going to try taking it off without your permission!

[ She waves away some staff members greeting her and asking if she needs help with anything. Usually, she takes them up on the offer in some form, mainly to request some Birdbucks so she doesn't have to walk her way to one. Today? They're ignored. No thoughts, only Soundwave!

As they near the exit to the parking garage, she grumbles. She hates being very unfairly called out! ]

You didn't stop me! [ She points! Accusingly! ] You like it, too!

[Ah, yes. Back to their normal.]

You could've asked. I'll be willing to take the mask off for you.

[Just the avatar's mask, though. Not the mech's faceplate. That is an entirely different matter. Good to see that the staff members are treating her well, though.

Now he has the urge to go Birdbucks with her. Not right now, they have a destination in mind!

Just as they enter the parking garage, he give Monika a casual shrug.]

I was too shocked when you suddenly shoved me. By that point, it was too late for me to do anything. You were kissing my mask passionately.

[Suspiciously not denying that he likes it.

The great thing about wearing a mask? Monika likely couldn't tell he's smirking at her. That's for all the teasing!]

Perhaps from now, I'll keep the mask on whenever you want a kiss?

[ She sputters. Why is he turning this back on her? He started this! ]

It was a spontaneous moment of passion! Asking for that would've ruined it!

[ What if someone following her love story saw? They have to have good scenes to add to it! The really good and steamy stuff!

She can't tell he's smirking at her, but she can sense him being a jerk. Time for him to get a flick to the forehead! ]

Don't try to make this a thing! If anyone makes it a thing, it'll be me!

[ Just to drive that in, she's knocking on his metal now, since they've arrived at his spot. Funny how time flies when you're being a jerk! ]

Knock knock! I'm here to have some words with you in person!

[ And shut up, that wasn't her excitement making her voice shake a little. ]

[Oh wow, he didn't even notice they were close until Monika knocks on his metal.

Guess he is having fun, huh....

He grumbles after the knocking.]

You didn't need to knock on me, Monika.

[It's amazing, even when he's a vehicle one could sense the heavy eyeroll in his sentence. Before the avatar dissipates, since there's no need to have it active right now, the avatar pulls Monika back so Soundwave can have his space to transform to his mech form. It's an instantaneous process, then he crouches down to one knee to meet with Monika's face.]

Now, what it is you want to say, Monika?

[Smug. He sounds a little smug.]

[ Before she can bicker back this time, especially about getting tugged back without permission, suddenly having his face--his real face--right in front of hers shuts her right up. Probably because seeing her reflection in his visor shot her thoughts back to seeing that when he fucked her so good, she didn't come to until morning.

Her heart's going to stop at this rate. This jerk. ]

I. Well.

[ She clears her throat, putting on the air of indignation he deserves. Following that up with a huff, she crosses her arms and turns her face away. At least she's calmed down from the shock of him transforming, too. Double jerk! ]

...You've got dust on you. Go get a car wash!

[ Take that! ]

[Wow, he's not even doing anything and it gets Monika tilted. Hilarious, really. He's not even hiding his amusement at her show of indignation, huffing an amused breath.

Then, he tilts his head to the side over what she just said.]

I see. I will take a shower later, thank you.

[Okay, fine. Maybe there is a bit of dust on him since he pretty much hang around here for days. He'll just brush off some dust on his him with his hand, as a start.

Anyway, that's enough bullying. He is satisfied. And here comes a large metal hand pressing lightly atop her head.]

It is good to see you again, Monika.

Not in my bathroom! You've lost bathroom privileges! Maybe I won't even let you into my suite at all!

[ She's trying to sound all big and bad with this, but getting a headpat? Not helping. That big hand has her melting like ice cream on a summer day. Ice cream that's doing its best to stifle happy little noises and failing.

Fine. She'll look back at him. Only because she's very generous ice cream! ]

It's...good to see you, too, Waveypoo.

[ Ha! Gotcha! But she'll make up for it by shuffling forward and giving him a hug. Mildly awkward, because size differences, but she'll find a way to get her arms around some part of him. ]

I don't mind any dust, you old grump. Just as long as you're here with me.

You can't stop me from going in your bathroom.

[What is she gonna do? If she's blocking the door, he can just pick her up. Just smolder at him while he washes himself? Well, he could just find out what his new room is, but it isn't as funny as opposed to using hers.

It's so adorable how hard she tries to not look happy, but it looks like she's given him ultimately.

And that earns a gentle headpat and rub-- His vents suddenly sputter loudly and heavily, as if they just choke on something.]

[.................................................. Waveypoo?]

[What.

The.

Frag.]

[She can't just come up with the dumest nickname ever, and then immediately do something so sweet. It's worse than Poundwave!!!

It is a little awkward, even his torso, she can't fully have her arms around him, but he appreciates her effort to fully embrace him. It's an extremely sweet gesture. But at the same time, she just said the DUMBEST NICKNAME that he can't just not flick at her forehead for that.

He doesn't do that though, if only because he doesn't want to ruin the hug.

Finally, he settles with a poke to her cheek.]

You are an idiot.

[ Ohhh. Someone really liked his new nickname, huh? That means she's found an absolute winner. Maybe she'll even find some time to mess with his Watch and change his username! He'd love that!

The poke only makes her giggles more obnoxious. Worth it! ]

Am I~?

[ She leans back while hanging on to him, tipping her head back enough to see his face. While she can't see his expression, she's imagining something highly annoyed. It makes her happier, knowing how easy it is to worm her way under his metal. ]

That means I'm your idiot, then. That's fine!

[ Wait for it...wait for it...! ]

Waveypoo~

[Why yes, indeed. There is a highly annoyed expression behind the blank faceplate. Out of all the nickname, 'Waveypoo' gets his stamp of disapproval!]

Stop- [Poke.] using- [Poke poke.] that name. [Poke poke poke.] It's the most terrible one you came up, so far.

[She should go back to being annoyed at him. Soundwave stares down at her a little while, trying to come up with a come back of some sort, but--

...

...]

You smell.... You need to take a shower.

[Well, it's partially his fault she didn't take one, but y'know.....]

[ When will you learn, Waveypoo? You can't say things like that! Like, thanks for confirmation that she needs to keep using it. Each poke just makes her outright laugh. So make it worse? Yeah, make it worse. ]

Whaaat~? Would you prefer--

[ He'll have to find out what she was going to assault his "ears" with later. Comeback successful, because she's smacking his side in record time. ]

You jerk! I don't stink! I didn't even do anything yesterday that'd make me stink!

[ ...That makes it seem like she's always doing things that'd make her stink. Er.

Whatever. She smacks his side again, making angry little noises, then shoves herself away to properly pout against a nearby car. At least the car's being nicer to her! ]

I'm going to tell the staff not to let any mean giant aliens inside. They'll listen to me, you know!

[Ah, the ball has return to his side. Looks like the back and forth bullying between them are continuing. A hidden smirk flashes at her. Whatever it is that Monika was about to say, he's glad that his comeback interrupted her.

He doesn't want to know whatever creative nickname she has for him next. The smacks to his side brings his hand up covering where his mouth would be over his blank faceplate ]

Ah, my apologies. My olfactory sensors might be sensitive this morning. I can still smell you from here.

[No, he doesn't, but he just wants to mess with Monika more.]

I am sure the staff will be able to stop a "mean giant alien" from entering your suite.

[Haha. No]

[ What he's saying may not be true, but it's plenty true for her. It hurts! She's offended! She takes pride in being clean! You can't be cute without being clean!

...Wait. She's got it! A way to get back at him and snag the ball to her side! When in doubt, embarrass the mech with naughty words! ]

I know what it is! You don't care that I stink!

[ She scurries up, bonking one of his legs. Then, for emphasis for what she's about to say, she pulls her robe open, shaking her chest. ]

You just wanna see my tits again! [ Aaaand now she's bouncing, getting louder so some of the workers lingering around can definitely hear her. Not that they probably care, but Soundwave doesn't need to know that. ] Tits, tits, tits! Waveypoo wants to see my tits!

[ You really want to put up with this, Soundwave? Really? ]

[That smug doesn't last long as panic rises instead when Monika... She.... She's literally shaking her tits out????? His faceplate blushes bright blue at the sight of him. Despite the faceplate and visor, they somehow he looks expressive? The ridges above the visor curves upward in a clear panic over this situation.]

What... No, I do not-

[Okay, he does like to see her tits, he can't lie. The bounces are mesmerizing..... But that's not his intention! At all! Panic skyrockets when realization hits him that there are people working in the garage. They can't see them and maybe there's a chance they do not care at all, but still--- ]

Shut up. Have you no shame.

[So says Soundwave as he stares at her bare breasts.]

There are people around and they can hear you.

[Desperate, his hands shoot forward to grab her robe in an attempt to close it. Though he doesn't miss his mark, given how large his hands are...? There might be some accidental touching, as his thumbs press against her soft mounds.]

[ Ohhh, neat bonus! She's finally starting to notice some of his mild expressiveness when he's in his actual body. And all it took was being a menace to do it!

See? This is why he can't leave again. When she's left unsupervised, she gets up to trouble. In essence, it's his fault she's like this! ]

Don't sound so shocked! [ Oh, hey, that might be good! ] Should I call you Shockedwave? Ahaha!

[ Her obnoxiousness levels reach their peak when he reaches out to close her robe. She doesn't fight it. Not when more ammo's been dropped onto her tits, especially since she's sure it's going to be hard for him to actually close it himself.

She leans in, dropping her voice, just for him to hear. ]

You couldn't resist touching them, too. Could you~? [ And then, softer yet: ] You're blushing.

[Her teases successfully gets his blush to brighten up and make him pause. Which meant his fingers are still pressed up against her chest. So soft that he couldn't even resist brushing his fingers on them a little.

No, what is he doing???]

You-- That was not my intention.

[He can't fell for boobs that easily! So, he hastily closes the robe, before he pulls back, folds his arms in a huff, and turns his head away, pouting much like Monika did earlier.

But then, he turns his head slightly towards her direction, sounding slightly serious.]

.... Don't call me Shockwave. That will only bring up memories of a.... worst individual and the cause of everything wrong in our history. [Shockwave. Shockedwave. Minor difference, but it brings back terrible memories either way.] I'd rather hear you call me Wave- .... That stupid name.

[Ok, he can't say Waveypoo. That name is SO DUMB!!!]

[ She can't suppress a laugh. Millions of years old, a completely different species, and the meanest mech on the block can't resist the pull of boobies. At least some things never change, no matter where you are in the universe. ]

It's okay to admit you like something, you know~

[ Besides, this means she's won. That's the most important thing! Victory isn't so sweet, however, if she's actually upset him, even a little. Monika frowns a bit, then readjusts her robe so it's completely secure. If anything, it's nice to know they have something in common. She has no intention of ever hearing the names of the "people" that hurt her the most. ]

Duly noted, Mister Soundwave. [ How very formal! ] We're only focused on happiness here! So, to make you more happy, I'll stop offending your... [ What did he call them? ] ...olfactory things by taking a shower.

[ With that, she steps in front of him and raises her arms. ]

Carry me up to my room!

[ She is a 9! Treat her like one! ]

[It's her fault! Her fault for introducing him to Monika's boobies! If not for her, he wouldn't have to resist their allure!

That said, he does appreciate that's the one nickname she dropped over everything other nicknames he wanted her to drop. It actually did bring about discomfort rather than annoyance, but he can't be mad at her either since it's unintentional. For her understanding, he receives a gentle pat to her head. Only focusing on the good times, here!]

Carry you so you could stick close to me to continue offending my sensors with your smell?

[He's joking. He's been through smellier places that would make enough a tough mech hurl their insides. He doesn't care at all, as plainly seen with him immediately carrying Monika in his arms. In a princess carry, of course, because how else are you supposed to treat an obnoxious smelly princess?]

It's decided... I'll clean off my dust with you.

[Did she say anything about showering or sharing the bath with him? Who cares! They're sharing the bath again!]

[ Mmm, a headpat. She smiles like a happy little kitty, even if it's doing nothing to help with the bird nest that's her hair. Luckily for him, he's allowed to keep getting away with it. ]

We all have to suffer a little sometimes~

[ He's gifted with one of her typical squeaks of surprise when he does lift her--oof, she'll never get used to that, even when she requests it--but she gets comfortable quickly enough. It's nice, really, being this high. She feels so tall! If he were his full height, by God, she could rule the world from up here.

...Wait. Excuse you, Moundwave! No, sir! ]

Hey! You saw my bathroom! It's nowhere near as big as the other one! [ Now she gets to do the poking, one finger prodding at his faceplate. ] You are not actually breaking my bathtub! I! Like! Having! A nice room!

[ Note the pokes and prods to emphasize each word. Payback! ]

You... [ Prod, prod, prod. ] ...are better off going to the bath house. And... [ A huff. ] I know I said to take me to my room, but I guess I can join you. I can go to the salon nearby while I'm at it, so they can do my hair for me.

[ She's a princess, all right. The resort's been encouraging it. ]

I see, quite the downgrade.

[Honestly speaking, he's a bit distracted by Monika and the apparent time discrepancies to really take a good look at her new suite. Guess she really only has that small tub, huh. How.... disappointing that her bathroom being smaller makes it so he can't join her -- not that he'll admit that, mind you.

Grrrr. The poking and prodding gets a little grumble from him.]

I get it. To the bathhouse then.

[What was it called again? Crane's Respite? He didn't have a chance to go there before, but he knows the way there at least. Or, Monika could just point the way if he gets lost. That'll work, too. When he leaves the garage, he'll just.... Ignore all the staring he gets while carrying Monika.]

... How far is the bath house from here?

[Okay, maybe he's getting a little embarrassed carrying the princess in public.]

Hey. [ And she sounds serious, much like he had when she dropped her bad nickname. ] It could be worse. Some people here aren't as lucky as me.

[ And normally, she wouldn't care, as selfish as she is. Some of the lower-ranked guests have wormed their way into her heart, however, and earned enough of her sympathy for her to care. One she's thinking of in particular has something like guilt eating away at her for a moment, but she pushes it away. ]

I'm just saying. If you do get to stay, and they give you a low rank and stick you down in the lower areas, I... [ She sighs. ] I couldn't let you live like that. I'd let you stay with me as much as you needed to. Okay?

[ Yeah, yeah. He's usually content with being surrounded by cars, but still. He deserves normalcy, or something like it, after giving her so much happiness. She'd make sure he could keep doing that.

At his question, power imbalances become less of a focus in her mind. Her head tilts. ]

Oh, um. I dunno. I usually don't make my way there from here. [ With a little "hmm," she brings up the map on her Watch. ] Maybe, like...five minutes that way?

[ She points. Look at all those people, made especially worse because of the Steve situation! Can he make his way through the gauntlet? Will the princess be made to walk? Time to find out! ]

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