▶ ORIGINAL TEST DRIVE 2 POST IS LOCATED HERE ▶ ALL NEW TOP LEVELS SHOULD NOW BE POSTED ON TAKE 2
▶ ALL CARRIED OVER OLD TOP LEVELS SHOULD BE LINKED, NOT COPY AND PASTED
【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-Star Resort and Casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
Due to unprecedented high demand we are temporarily unable to check you in to your reserved room. We apologize for the inconvenience. We have arranged for a temporary room while we work on processing your reservation as quickly as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
As a special wedding gift from us, we have arranged for you and your new spouse to stay in one of our junior penthouses while you wait. Congratulations on your new marriage. We are so pleased you have chosen our resort for your honeymoon.
You will be notified as soon as your official reservation has been processed. Your comfort and happiness are our utmost priority. We hope you enjoy the provided amenities and lose yourself in marital bliss. 】
EVENS
EVENS: NEW CHARACTERS
Music plays. Instrumental, the tune gentle enough not to disturb peaceful rest. The sudden insistent beep of the Watch is a cutting cacophony across an otherwise sweet lullaby. Upon opening their eyes, new arrivals will quickly discover that something is wrong. The quilt snug across their body is weighty. Crystals glint in a weave of embroidery and cotton shimmers with threads of silver. Dozens of decorative pillows surround the bed. The gauzy curtains of the canopied bed are drawn, obscuring the rest of the room.
Extravagant for a kidnapping. Too extravagent. What’s more, these new guests will find something even stranger than this new diamond-studded suite tucked into bed beside them. Someone else. Who are they, what are they wearing? What happened last night?!
Guests are encouraged to explore the resort from here! There are paper maps available for those who would like and staff are happy to recommend locations if they have any preferences. Enjoy your honeymoon, you lovebirds!
ODDS
ODDS: SPECIAL RE-ARRIVAL
Never trust a hallway in the Golden peacock.
Cross the wrong threshold and time begins to slow. A short hallway becomes long, sheds its doors, only leading to turns without end. Guests too eager to explore the resort have gotten lost before. For how long always varies, dependent upon capriciousness of the resort. Hours? Yes. Years? Yes. Every guest caught in the winding hallways has reported the same thing: time is different there and too difficult to discern.
Some wayward guests have been caught in the endless hallways since the FIRST TDM. Weeks pass before a single doorway appears in the distance. It creaks upon opening before everything goes topsy-turvy. These guests have been let out of a trap door in the depths of Crane's Respite.
All water corridors will eventually lead back to the populated areas of Crane's Respite. The waters are warm, the scent of bath salts returns, and staff are wild with joy at finally finding all of you. They have been beside themselves searching ever since you vanished!
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Because we love all of the new characters premiering on this TDM, we kindly request that our Evens prompt be top level exclusive for new characters. Current characters are encouraged to tag in to these prompts with the caveat that they’ve been picked up from their assigned suite (or wherever else they were before) and dumped into the new arrival’s bed. We would like for new characters to have this prompt unique to their top level comments!
▶ Players are welcome to have their current character riff off of these prompts in the log community with the exclusion of the new arrival element. This request is just for TDM top levels.
▶ Current characters and new characters are both welcome to freely mess around with the Odds prompt with the exclusion of the arrival element. For new characters, players may participate with the idea that their character is exploring Crane’s Respite after their unique arrival in the Evens prompt. The Odds arrival element may also be utilized by current player characters who may have been on an unofficial hiatus in January and did not tag as much as they would have liked, to explain any long IC absence.
▶ Octopi may be killed. If a character decides to eat one of the octopi they may find themselves taking on some of its traits. Which traits are up to player discretion.
ELEVATORS
ELEVATORS
The house has recently ordered a full changeout of art in all high traffic areas. The elevators in particular have received special attention with many different famous artworks and portraits studded to the walls for guests to admire. These artworks are treasures of the modern world that one would typically see behind glass at a museum. Guests may even find works from their own world hanging in the elevators. Even famous works that maybe have been lost to time. So this is where they ended up. Is that Vermeer's The Concert?
Guests may find their elevator suddenly stopping without warning. The portraits on the wall stir, curiously studying them, but there are three main portraits calling the shots. The portrait that controls that particular elevator will make their demands known with the threat that, if they are not obeyed, you will be trapped forever.
Elevators will function after the portrait's demands are met. Guests that hold out and refuse may find themselves trapped upwards of twelve hours. Guests with the ability to do so may crawl out of the top emergency door, free to go wherever they want from there.
GREAT TIT!
GREAT TIT!
Great Tit! is the Golden Peacock’s popular dessert bar and cafe. With its bright pops of color and whimsical treats, guests simply can’t resist stopping in for a butt shaped cookie and hazelnut coffee. After catching wind that the resort has decided to celebrate a dessert shop's most lucrative holiday, Great Tit! is ready to impress the masses. Advertisements for limited edition drinks and desserts rain the main lobby; one can’t go three steps without slipping on a neon pink coupon for 10 percent off nipple buns. Guests that decide to pass by the cafe will find themselves assaulted with confetti cannons and eager employees ushering them inside.
Guests will find a temporary communal shower room upon exiting Great Tit! where they can wash off after a fun day of rolling around in sugar. All guests will be gifted a tee branded with a, CHOCOLATE IS MY LOVER logo.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ This portraits prompt has been triggered by several characters expressing interest in and investigating the lore of the resort paintings. This is just dipping a beginning toe in, but congrats to all for poking around!
▶ Portraits in the elevator should not be destroyed, purely for continuity’s sake. If a character would go far enough to attack one of the portraits, the portrait will slap them back with ghostly power.
▶ Characters may also figure other ways out of the elevator if they have specific abilities to do so. While the portraits can control the elevators, they cannot control your character(s). Any destruction to the elevator itself is liable to result in a rush of security dragging the culprit(s) away to the Iron Net.
▶ Great Tit! is running a massive sale! Even characters who are on the broke end of the spectrum will be able to afford to join in on the fun and indulge in sugar at these prices.
▶ Players are encouraged to make up any other elements for the Hall of Chocolate. If it’s a dessert and edible, it’s there. Enjoy your sugar coma!
▶ While the chocolate boxes are ICly limited due to Alessandro’s skills as a chocolatier, this is only an IC mechanic. There is no OOC limitation on this prompt as far as chocolate rarity goes.
THE NEST
ALICE AND THE PARROTS
Fashion boutiques are a dime a dozen in the Nest. The shopping hub is massive, lined with stores all trying to aggressively appeal to guests. A challenge in itself — but the guests of the Golden Peacock are no ordinary people. Used to being pampered and fed excitement, if these boutiques don’t bust their bottoms to appeal to the fickle nature of their patrons, they won’t be in business for much longer! One particular boutique, Alice and the Parrots, is riding winds of romantic thrill and churning out a couple of brand new fashion lines sure to draw in loads of chips.
Guests are welcome to try on clothes in Alice and the Parrots' dressing rooms. These dressing rooms are small and can only accommodate two people sharing at a time. Such is the life of a small boutique store. Sharing is no big deal, right? And there’s no way you can buy clothing this expensive without giving it a test first.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Players are encouraged to make up whatever cute outfits they would like for this prompt.
▶ Wedding clothes do not have to be cute and frilly; this section accommodates tastes of everyone.
▶ Alice and the Parrots is more expensive than Love Dove. Their clothing quality is excellent but their price tags are high. Staff may watch low ranks extra diligently to cut off any stealing. Thieves will be chased by NPC security! Anyone caught gets a day in the Iron Net.
CASINO CHAPEL
CASINO FLOOR
A Pop up Chapel has appeared in the Phoenix Casino. Guests are delighting in playing out weddings and pretending to get married — and a few guests are even tying the knot for real. They aren't worried about the sanctity of marriage; they can divorce tomorrow if they get bored of each other. And everyone knows that getting married doesn't mean you can't fuck whoever you want!
Since the resort isn't keeping track of how many marriages a guest has, all guests are encouraged to marry as many people as they would like. The more the merrier!
Wild wedding events will continue all throughout the month of February, until the guests find it's gotten stale. A divorce rush will round out the fun at the end of the month.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Weddings are not legally binding. Birdvis is not registered as a real officiant, but he does have an excellent beak and pompadour.
▶ Prizes from easy mode slot machines are automatic and do not require mod thumbs up to claim.
▶ Chip prize from difficult mode slot machines is automatic. The special prize is 5 reward points to add to your bank on rewards. Players who wish to claim the special prize should link the finished thread (the kink in question has been completed) under their rewards header with the header, Wedding Slot Machine. If you do any combination of 6/6 (finger hand lol) we ask you somehow make this sexy or involve a climax in order to claim the points.
BLANKET CW: Aphrodisiac; Compulsion; Costumes; Dubcon; Entrapment; Foodplay; Gambling; Lingerie; Matrimony; Tentacles; NSFW Images and Language; NTR; Nudity; Roleplay; Sacrilegious Themes
▶ All new characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your new character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's February event.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Please make sure to review the arrival prompt notes! Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are priority and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with the prompts on this TDM please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort.
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread anyway!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
▶ Thank you for spending Valentine's Day with us! You're our sweetheart this year. 💕
Oh Chengmei, please do not choke and die. [This was said between giggles. He's seen far more happen in these bathrooms so what was the problem with a bit of exhibitionalism? He took off his cardigan and folded it. Placing his food bag on it and then hopped onto the counter. Unfortunately, his short legs dangled, only reaching two-thirds of the way to the floor.
Jin Guangyao reached up and gently caressed his friend's cheek.]
Okay, I'm going to free my cock, Don't try and take it in all at once. The key to a good blowjob is to build things up. Start by exploring a bit and then work your way up.
[Was he going to be a teacher here? Yes. He wanted to save himself and anyone else the trouble. He undid his pants and shifted his underwear, he wasn't quite hard yet but it was beginning to swell in interest.]
[ Xue Yang rolled his eyes at the touch but didn't pull away. He might have been just about to put his mouth on his friend's cock, but that didn't mean he was into (or ready for) intimacy. There was something a bit weird about it, in a way Xue Yang didn't want to admit, and in fact didn't even really recognize, caused an odd discomfort. Intimacy was unfamiliar, and he wasn't sure how he felt about it.
So he ignored it, instead focusing on the instructions. ]
What the fuck is there to explore about it?
[ Though once Jin Guangyao actually exposed his cock, Xue Yang realized that he'd never had his face this close to one before. It was pretty ugly now that he looked, actually. But that was fine; he could still work with that.
It didn't look like it wanted to go in his mouth while it was still limp like that. Xue Yang reached in with one hand, wrapped his fingers around the skin, and began to stroke slowly, starting off the way he'd start masturbating. This part at least was familiar, if a little weird to be doing on someone else.
He gave an experimental sniff and immediately decided that had been a bad idea, unable to hide how his face scrunched up at the unfamiliar, heavy scent. It wasn't going to taste like that, right? Xue Yang slowly leaned in a bit more and let his tongue slide across the very tip of it. Good, at least it didn't taste as weird as it smelled. ]
[It was the most he was going for. Jin Guangyao had a harder time with casual sex, even with a known friend without a little bit of intimacy involved. He hated it feeling like he was an object to be used in general so that little touch grounded him a bit.]
Well, being male you know where you like being touched. Men are similar but some things can be different as well. And not all partners would be patient. Move slowly.
[Look objectively most genetalia looked weird. He was sure your dick looked weird too Chengmei. He let out a soft sigh as he was stroked.]
Just like that, squeeze a bit tighter on the base and move up.
[He would be offended if he didn't look so adorable. He knew his hygiene was impeccable but there is no way that a dick would smell like a literal peony.]
You'll get used to the sce- Ah!!! Oh goodness. [He was certainly getting harder now.]
[ Xue Yang listened to the instructions, squeezing a bit as told (hopefully not too much of "a bit", but he didn't know these things on other people). When Jin Guangyao made that noise at the lick, Xue Yang gave it a moment before leaning in and licking it again in a similar way.
He watched and felt as the cock hardened within his grip, and when it seemed like it was probably good enough to go he leaned in and put the entire head in his mouth. The moment it breached his lips he gave a loud, exaggerated moan. Look at him being such a good study; it was almost exactly the same sort of sound as when the brothel women did this sort of thing!... If perhaps a little early in the process for him to make said noise. Look, he could hear pretty well but wasn't exactly studying the full sequence. ]
[Okay the movements were fine and felt good but the terrible fake noises were just too much! He was trying to control himself. Really he was! But they were so fake-sounding that any seasoned Jiejie would balk at that. What kind of bad sex have you been observing, Chengmei?!
He burst out laughing.]
Stop... Stop Chengmei. Please haahaha!
Those sound too fake! No one is going to believe you.
[ Your dad's bad sex, obviously. And whatever else was happening when the two of them were fetching said dad.
Xue Yang pauses, then pulls his head back to give a glare that's actually a bit more of an annoyed pout and speak. ]
Is the point to believe me? They're just supposed to sound good, right?
[ And they do sound good. (No they don't.)
... Look, he's not actually into sex yet beyond spending some quick quality time with his right hand; he doesn't know what other guys like.
But he was in the middle of leaving Jin Guangyao speechless with his amazing dick-sucking skills [citation needed] so he puts his mouth back on it, and this time his moans are... a little less ridiculous. A little. ]
[Oh please, it was quite obvious people didn't fuck his dad for his lauded bedroom skills. Those memories were better scrubbed clean from his mind.
Oh, that was a rather adorable face. Goodness. He was trying to stop giggling, wiping some tears from his face.]
Oh...Okay...hahaha!
I think I am starting to see the issue here. Please stop Chengmei.
[Too late all he got was another giggle fit.]
Look. Look. Okay, this is hard to do because you haven't had the experience. It's okay. How about we switch and I can show you? Once you can understand how it feels there won't be a need for theatrics. [Fuck, when was he so young and cute?]
[ Before he had his second life-destroying traumatic experience and devolved into a man who spent a decade desperately trying to reclaim even a shell of the life he had before that point.
Xue Yang finally pulled his head back and gave Jin Guangyao another look. ]
What, you're gonna tell me it's really that different from jerking off? Fine, show me how it's supposed to be done or whatever.
[ And with that Xue Yang stood up and moved his robes out of the way, exposing his flaccid cock as he moved to sit next to where Jin Guangyao was sitting. His skepticism was easy to read on his face. ]
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Jin Guangyao reached up and gently caressed his friend's cheek.]
Okay, I'm going to free my cock, Don't try and take it in all at once. The key to a good blowjob is to build things up. Start by exploring a bit and then work your way up.
[Was he going to be a teacher here? Yes. He wanted to save himself and anyone else the trouble. He undid his pants and shifted his underwear, he wasn't quite hard yet but it was beginning to swell in interest.]
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So he ignored it, instead focusing on the instructions. ]
What the fuck is there to explore about it?
[ Though once Jin Guangyao actually exposed his cock, Xue Yang realized that he'd never had his face this close to one before. It was pretty ugly now that he looked, actually. But that was fine; he could still work with that.
It didn't look like it wanted to go in his mouth while it was still limp like that. Xue Yang reached in with one hand, wrapped his fingers around the skin, and began to stroke slowly, starting off the way he'd start masturbating. This part at least was familiar, if a little weird to be doing on someone else.
He gave an experimental sniff and immediately decided that had been a bad idea, unable to hide how his face scrunched up at the unfamiliar, heavy scent. It wasn't going to taste like that, right? Xue Yang slowly leaned in a bit more and let his tongue slide across the very tip of it. Good, at least it didn't taste as weird as it smelled. ]
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Well, being male you know where you like being touched. Men are similar but some things can be different as well. And not all partners would be patient. Move slowly.
[Look objectively most genetalia looked weird. He was sure your dick looked weird too Chengmei. He let out a soft sigh as he was stroked.]
Just like that, squeeze a bit tighter on the base and move up.
[He would be offended if he didn't look so adorable. He knew his hygiene was impeccable but there is no way that a dick would smell like a literal peony.]
You'll get used to the sce- Ah!!! Oh goodness. [He was certainly getting harder now.]
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He watched and felt as the cock hardened within his grip, and when it seemed like it was probably good enough to go he leaned in and put the entire head in his mouth. The moment it breached his lips he gave a loud, exaggerated moan. Look at him being such a good study; it was almost exactly the same sort of sound as when the brothel women did this sort of thing!... If perhaps a little early in the process for him to make said noise. Look, he could hear pretty well but wasn't exactly studying the full sequence. ]
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2/2
He burst out laughing.]
Stop... Stop Chengmei. Please haahaha!
Those sound too fake! No one is going to believe you.
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Xue Yang pauses, then pulls his head back to give a glare that's actually a bit more of an annoyed pout and speak. ]
Is the point to believe me? They're just supposed to sound good, right?
[ And they do sound good. (No they don't.)
... Look, he's not actually into sex
yetbeyond spending some quick quality time with his right hand; he doesn't know what other guys like.But he was in the middle of leaving Jin Guangyao speechless with his amazing dick-sucking skills [citation needed] so he puts his mouth back on it, and this time his moans are... a little less ridiculous. A little. ]
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Oh, that was a rather adorable face. Goodness. He was trying to stop giggling, wiping some tears from his face.]
Oh...Okay...hahaha!
I think I am starting to see the issue here. Please stop Chengmei.
[Too late all he got was another giggle fit.]
Look. Look. Okay, this is hard to do because you haven't had the experience. It's okay. How about we switch and I can show you? Once you can understand how it feels there won't be a need for theatrics. [Fuck, when was he so young and cute?]
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Xue Yang finally pulled his head back and gave Jin Guangyao another look. ]
What, you're gonna tell me it's really that different from jerking off? Fine, show me how it's supposed to be done or whatever.
[ And with that Xue Yang stood up and moved his robes out of the way, exposing his flaccid cock as he moved to sit next to where Jin Guangyao was sitting. His skepticism was easy to read on his face. ]