▶ ORIGINAL TEST DRIVE 2 POST IS LOCATED HERE ▶ ALL NEW TOP LEVELS SHOULD NOW BE POSTED ON TAKE 2
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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-Star Resort and Casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
Due to unprecedented high demand we are temporarily unable to check you in to your reserved room. We apologize for the inconvenience. We have arranged for a temporary room while we work on processing your reservation as quickly as possible. We appreciate your understanding.
As a special wedding gift from us, we have arranged for you and your new spouse to stay in one of our junior penthouses while you wait. Congratulations on your new marriage. We are so pleased you have chosen our resort for your honeymoon.
You will be notified as soon as your official reservation has been processed. Your comfort and happiness are our utmost priority. We hope you enjoy the provided amenities and lose yourself in marital bliss. 】
EVENS
EVENS: NEW CHARACTERS
Music plays. Instrumental, the tune gentle enough not to disturb peaceful rest. The sudden insistent beep of the Watch is a cutting cacophony across an otherwise sweet lullaby. Upon opening their eyes, new arrivals will quickly discover that something is wrong. The quilt snug across their body is weighty. Crystals glint in a weave of embroidery and cotton shimmers with threads of silver. Dozens of decorative pillows surround the bed. The gauzy curtains of the canopied bed are drawn, obscuring the rest of the room.
Extravagant for a kidnapping. Too extravagent. What’s more, these new guests will find something even stranger than this new diamond-studded suite tucked into bed beside them. Someone else. Who are they, what are they wearing? What happened last night?!
Guests are encouraged to explore the resort from here! There are paper maps available for those who would like and staff are happy to recommend locations if they have any preferences. Enjoy your honeymoon, you lovebirds!
ODDS
ODDS: SPECIAL RE-ARRIVAL
Never trust a hallway in the Golden peacock.
Cross the wrong threshold and time begins to slow. A short hallway becomes long, sheds its doors, only leading to turns without end. Guests too eager to explore the resort have gotten lost before. For how long always varies, dependent upon capriciousness of the resort. Hours? Yes. Years? Yes. Every guest caught in the winding hallways has reported the same thing: time is different there and too difficult to discern.
Some wayward guests have been caught in the endless hallways since the FIRST TDM. Weeks pass before a single doorway appears in the distance. It creaks upon opening before everything goes topsy-turvy. These guests have been let out of a trap door in the depths of Crane's Respite.
All water corridors will eventually lead back to the populated areas of Crane's Respite. The waters are warm, the scent of bath salts returns, and staff are wild with joy at finally finding all of you. They have been beside themselves searching ever since you vanished!
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Because we love all of the new characters premiering on this TDM, we kindly request that our Evens prompt be top level exclusive for new characters. Current characters are encouraged to tag in to these prompts with the caveat that they’ve been picked up from their assigned suite (or wherever else they were before) and dumped into the new arrival’s bed. We would like for new characters to have this prompt unique to their top level comments!
▶ Players are welcome to have their current character riff off of these prompts in the log community with the exclusion of the new arrival element. This request is just for TDM top levels.
▶ Current characters and new characters are both welcome to freely mess around with the Odds prompt with the exclusion of the arrival element. For new characters, players may participate with the idea that their character is exploring Crane’s Respite after their unique arrival in the Evens prompt. The Odds arrival element may also be utilized by current player characters who may have been on an unofficial hiatus in January and did not tag as much as they would have liked, to explain any long IC absence.
▶ Octopi may be killed. If a character decides to eat one of the octopi they may find themselves taking on some of its traits. Which traits are up to player discretion.
ELEVATORS
ELEVATORS
The house has recently ordered a full changeout of art in all high traffic areas. The elevators in particular have received special attention with many different famous artworks and portraits studded to the walls for guests to admire. These artworks are treasures of the modern world that one would typically see behind glass at a museum. Guests may even find works from their own world hanging in the elevators. Even famous works that maybe have been lost to time. So this is where they ended up. Is that Vermeer's The Concert?
Guests may find their elevator suddenly stopping without warning. The portraits on the wall stir, curiously studying them, but there are three main portraits calling the shots. The portrait that controls that particular elevator will make their demands known with the threat that, if they are not obeyed, you will be trapped forever.
Elevators will function after the portrait's demands are met. Guests that hold out and refuse may find themselves trapped upwards of twelve hours. Guests with the ability to do so may crawl out of the top emergency door, free to go wherever they want from there.
GREAT TIT!
GREAT TIT!
Great Tit! is the Golden Peacock’s popular dessert bar and cafe. With its bright pops of color and whimsical treats, guests simply can’t resist stopping in for a butt shaped cookie and hazelnut coffee. After catching wind that the resort has decided to celebrate a dessert shop's most lucrative holiday, Great Tit! is ready to impress the masses. Advertisements for limited edition drinks and desserts rain the main lobby; one can’t go three steps without slipping on a neon pink coupon for 10 percent off nipple buns. Guests that decide to pass by the cafe will find themselves assaulted with confetti cannons and eager employees ushering them inside.
Guests will find a temporary communal shower room upon exiting Great Tit! where they can wash off after a fun day of rolling around in sugar. All guests will be gifted a tee branded with a, CHOCOLATE IS MY LOVER logo.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ This portraits prompt has been triggered by several characters expressing interest in and investigating the lore of the resort paintings. This is just dipping a beginning toe in, but congrats to all for poking around!
▶ Portraits in the elevator should not be destroyed, purely for continuity’s sake. If a character would go far enough to attack one of the portraits, the portrait will slap them back with ghostly power.
▶ Characters may also figure other ways out of the elevator if they have specific abilities to do so. While the portraits can control the elevators, they cannot control your character(s). Any destruction to the elevator itself is liable to result in a rush of security dragging the culprit(s) away to the Iron Net.
▶ Great Tit! is running a massive sale! Even characters who are on the broke end of the spectrum will be able to afford to join in on the fun and indulge in sugar at these prices.
▶ Players are encouraged to make up any other elements for the Hall of Chocolate. If it’s a dessert and edible, it’s there. Enjoy your sugar coma!
▶ While the chocolate boxes are ICly limited due to Alessandro’s skills as a chocolatier, this is only an IC mechanic. There is no OOC limitation on this prompt as far as chocolate rarity goes.
THE NEST
ALICE AND THE PARROTS
Fashion boutiques are a dime a dozen in the Nest. The shopping hub is massive, lined with stores all trying to aggressively appeal to guests. A challenge in itself — but the guests of the Golden Peacock are no ordinary people. Used to being pampered and fed excitement, if these boutiques don’t bust their bottoms to appeal to the fickle nature of their patrons, they won’t be in business for much longer! One particular boutique, Alice and the Parrots, is riding winds of romantic thrill and churning out a couple of brand new fashion lines sure to draw in loads of chips.
Guests are welcome to try on clothes in Alice and the Parrots' dressing rooms. These dressing rooms are small and can only accommodate two people sharing at a time. Such is the life of a small boutique store. Sharing is no big deal, right? And there’s no way you can buy clothing this expensive without giving it a test first.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Players are encouraged to make up whatever cute outfits they would like for this prompt.
▶ Wedding clothes do not have to be cute and frilly; this section accommodates tastes of everyone.
▶ Alice and the Parrots is more expensive than Love Dove. Their clothing quality is excellent but their price tags are high. Staff may watch low ranks extra diligently to cut off any stealing. Thieves will be chased by NPC security! Anyone caught gets a day in the Iron Net.
CASINO CHAPEL
CASINO FLOOR
A Pop up Chapel has appeared in the Phoenix Casino. Guests are delighting in playing out weddings and pretending to get married — and a few guests are even tying the knot for real. They aren't worried about the sanctity of marriage; they can divorce tomorrow if they get bored of each other. And everyone knows that getting married doesn't mean you can't fuck whoever you want!
Since the resort isn't keeping track of how many marriages a guest has, all guests are encouraged to marry as many people as they would like. The more the merrier!
Wild wedding events will continue all throughout the month of February, until the guests find it's gotten stale. A divorce rush will round out the fun at the end of the month.
NOTES
PROMPT NOTES
▶ Weddings are not legally binding. Birdvis is not registered as a real officiant, but he does have an excellent beak and pompadour.
▶ Prizes from easy mode slot machines are automatic and do not require mod thumbs up to claim.
▶ Chip prize from difficult mode slot machines is automatic. The special prize is 5 reward points to add to your bank on rewards. Players who wish to claim the special prize should link the finished thread (the kink in question has been completed) under their rewards header with the header, Wedding Slot Machine. If you do any combination of 6/6 (finger hand lol) we ask you somehow make this sexy or involve a climax in order to claim the points.
BLANKET CW: Aphrodisiac; Compulsion; Costumes; Dubcon; Entrapment; Foodplay; Gambling; Lingerie; Matrimony; Tentacles; NSFW Images and Language; NTR; Nudity; Roleplay; Sacrilegious Themes
▶ All new characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your new character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's February event.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Please make sure to review the arrival prompt notes! Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are priority and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with the prompts on this TDM please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort.
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread anyway!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
▶ Thank you for spending Valentine's Day with us! You're our sweetheart this year. 💕
[Of course Jun won't give in. Just because he woke up in bed with someone doesn't mean he'd do something inappropriate (though Hiyori's still annoyed it happened in the first place). Jun is good and polite to others. But above all else, Jun is serious about being an idol. He worked so hard to become one, after all—giving up his whole childhood, struggling under Reimei's hellish conditions. There's no chance he'd throw away his dream—no chance he'd throw away their dream—now that his efforts have finally been rewarded. Hiyori ought to have faith in him.
Though, in all honesty, it's mostly other people behaving badly towards Jun-kun that he's worried about...
He's less worried now, though. Firstly because Jun made it clear he'll fight the resort's demands, and secondly because they're reunited now! They have each other, and they have Nagisa and Ibara on the outside.
Although...]
... mm, that's right.
[His smile thins out just a little, his eyes seeming to lose some of their brightness (or maybe it's just a trick of the light?).
It's not that he has no faith in Nagisa and Ibara. He's absolutely certain that neither of them will take their disappearance lying down. However, as far as Nagisa is concerned...
He hasn't been himself lately. There's something on his mind, clearly: some personal problem he's struggling with. Something changed while he was holed up inside the basement of that shrine. And now it seems that whatever he learned down there has taken precedence over everything else—even winning the SS Competition. Assuming that is indeed the case, would Nagisa really abandon his plans and come rushing over to save them...?
It makes him uneasy, but he tries to shove that thought out of mind. He doesn't want to doubt Nagisa; after everything they've been through together, he knows their bond is unshakeable. And, at the very least, their slithery producer cares for them as two "business assets." Not only that, but Hiyori knows for a fact that Ibara also cares about Jun as a friend. So, at the very least, he ought to be working overtime to track them down.
... it hurts to have more faith in him than Nagisa-kun. But Hiyori is trying not to doubt anyone. Not Jun, not Nagisa, not Ibara! They're his precious family and he must have faith.
His smile brightens up again and he releases Jun's hands.]
Plus, now we've found each other. It's a good thing I found you, but it's an even more wonderful thing you found me. I'm not sure you've noticed, but there are lots of shady people running around these parts. Some are in the same boat as us, of course, and just trying to get home to their families, but others seem to have taken the view that "when in Rome, do as the Romans do."
[Translation: he's met people who are clearly playing the "game." But that does not mean that they have to follow suit! With a confident smile, he puts his hands on his hips, drawing himself up to full height.]
Which is exactly where I come in. We're partners, but I'm also your senior! Which means it's my job to look after you and ensure nothing bad happens. Rejoice, Jun-kun—your Ohii-san will protect you from any suspicious characters. If someone tries to get you to do something dirty, I'll simply shoo them away. Aren't you fortunate? ♪
[ It's perfectly alright to entertain such thoughts, knowing well that they will never come to fruition. Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise that his father treated him the way he did, giving up his childhood, for who knows what path he would have taken if things were different. (Or the fact he likely would be participating in this game.) Jun's grateful that he doesn't possess those qualities and takes his role as an idol seriously. He's sure Hiyori must be the same, even as he's unaware of the potential consequences that may arise from not adhering to the instructions given by the watch.
But for now, this isn't a pressing concern, especially since he has already made it clear to Hiyori that he will not comply. So, for the time being, everything is fine.
Maybe mentioning Nagi-senpai was a misstep, as Jun notices the subtle change in Hiyori's smile. He feels the urge to say something, anything to alleviate the situation, knowing he still had faith Nagi-senpai wouldn't want them to be here. Jun firmly believes, despite his partner's feelings towards Ibara, he's committed to finding the two of them, even if they weren't part of Eden or particularly close.
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." Jun has heard this phrase before, but what exactly would the Romans be doing in this situation? Would they be playing along with the game? Jun assumes that's what it implies. ]
I've noticed, there's people out there fightin' over chocolate boxes. Not the weirdest thing I've seen, but I don't wanna think 'bout what else is happening out there.
[ Apart from the odd Poker Machine randomly giving out bizarre instructions, the focus shifts to what Hiyori says next, causing Jun to burst into laughter. After all, how can he possibly protect him? Jun's the "intimidating" one in their duo, so shouldn't he be the one issuing threats, even if he doesn't feel like it? And aren't those days long gone? It seems that he is willing to go to great lengths just to prevent any peculiar individuals from attempting either of those things.
He, unfortunately, cares too much about Hiyori to allow anything to happen. ]
... shouldn't I be the one saying that? I dunno how you're gonna shoo anyone away, Ohii-san, 'cause how are they gonna take you seriously? I mean, I don't wanna see anything bad happen... How 'bout we look out for one another instead? Yeah, I'm fine with that.
[ And Jun refuses to be pressured into doing anything he doesn't want to do, so he is grateful to Hiyori for the times when he respects his boundaries. Similarly, he would never want to see Ohii-san being coerced into doing something against his will. ]
Ah, you saw that too, huh? It's the saddest thing—people here look like nobles, but they behave more like barn animals! I'd been hoping to pick up a box for Nagisa-kun, but nope, no luck! One more reason I can't wait to get out of here...
[He shakes his head, a look on his face that says Can you even believe it? At least he just mentioned Nagisa without any awkward pauses or bitterness, though. Perhaps things are fine between them after all...?
In any case, it's onto the next topic: Hiyori appointing himself the guardian of Jun's virtue! He's very serious about it, but cheeky Jun-kun has the gall to laugh at him. He blinks, not having expected that burst of laughter at all. It might be preferable to Jun looking guilty, but it's still rude! So he sticks his nose up in the air and gives a haughty retort.]
Easy! I'll say, "Jun-kun is one of my possessions, and I forbid you from borrowing him!" That should set the record straight. If anyone still persists, we can run fast the other way!
[He talks like these are obvious conclusions. No hesitation with calling Jun his possession; Jun doesn't have a sweat-soaked sports towel to dangle over his head in retaliation this time!]
And I can take care of myself, thanks! Though I do suppose it's good that you have my best interests at heart. I want to think it won't come to this, but people here do seem rather uncouth, so if I ever have unwanted suitors that need fending off, I'll simply let you handle them. How's that for responsibility? ♪
[And he's back to a self-assured smile at the end.]
Yep, I saw that. Must be some good chocolates for people to go mad over. Anyway, I think you can get Nagi-senpai even better chocolate, something that's not being fought over.
[ He can't wrap his head around why people are acting so irrationally over something so trivial. If it were about money or clothes, he could at least comprehend it. And those boxes seem to be in terrible condition, too!
Oh, Hiyori's serious about the virtue thing... Jun only can't bring himself to take it seriously. How else is he supposed to respond? It just seems ludicrous, even more so than when Hiyori refers to Jun as one of his possessions. He stops laughing now, instead frowning and shaking his head. ]
I'm not "one of your possessions," so you can't go around saying something like that, you know? Not that you care, you'll say it either way, which'll be a whole other problem. And running's not your thing, so let's just avoid it altogether.
[ Jun cannot argue against the fact that it is a feasible option, he has already witnessed it, and Hiyori also mentioned seeing it. It's humorous to consider, that even though Jun doesn't feel he needs Hiyori's help, he doesn't understand how he's able to say so with such certainty. Maybe he can find a sweaty towel, there's surely one lying around here somewhere! ]
... Can you? With you, it's always, "Jun-kun do this for me, and Jun-kun do that." A stranger won't do that sorta thing without wanting something in return, y'know? Plus you've still got that real sloppy side, and who wants to see that?
[ Jun can't resist the urge to playfully tease. It's not that he doubts Hiyori's ability to handle things on his own, but rather a feeling that conveys, "This guy's gonna find himself in some serious trouble." Jun needs to project more confidence, but Hiyori's presence constantly leaves him unsure about what's coming next, making it even harder for him in this place. And if that's something Hiyori wants, and if individuals around here struggle to understand the word "No," there's no other choice but to intervene. ]
Sure...? If it comes down to it, I'll handle the responsibility.
You're right about that, anyway. I could always have our chef whip up something delicious made just for him. I just thought it might be nice to bring back a souvenir he'd like. But any souvenir from this place will probably bring seven years' bad luck, so on second thought, forget it!
[Now, moving back to the whole "virtue" thing.
He cocks an eyebrow in response to Jun's arguing, then coolly replies,]
What other problem?
[Does Hiyori know? Is he just pretending to be clueless? How oblivious is he, really?
Not as oblivious as he seems. Honestly, he knows exactly what it sounds like to claim someone else as his "possession" in this place. But so what if it sounds like that? For one thing, they've implied that sort of thing before as fanservice. If there are hidden cameras around, the footage won't reflect poorly on them. Fans would see it as part of their usual act. But for another, who cares if one of the other guests thinks they do have "that" sort of relationship? That should make them give up and go away, which suits his purposes wonderfully!
... or at least that should be what it means. In reality, Hiyori remembers how people behaved when he entered the lounge with his falsely registered "spouse." Although they'd been booked as a married couple and everyone wished them a happy honeymoon, some of the staff still encouraged him to mingle, saying they "won't tell" if he goes off to one of the suites with someone else! No respect for fidelity here, apparently! They probably don't care at all that Jun is his partner and his property. But he'll be damned if he lets those warped values rub off on Jun-kun.
His smile fades as Jun talks about how helpless he is, and he frowns reproachfully there at the end. Though he's not truly heated, his tone more matter-of-fact than mad.]
You think I can't tell when people want things from me?
[The cool look in his eyes probably shows what he thinks of that. "Pure princess" or not, he isn't that naive.]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's exactly the sort of environment I grew up in. Everyone wanted something or another—sometimes it was just money, other times they were trying to curry favor for their family. But this place is clearly part of "that" world. And since I'm far more experienced in matters of nobility than you are, you'll let me look out for you, won't you?
[He smiles again, though there's an odd quality to it; it's a little more subdued, perhaps, than his "real" smiles.]
Just stay by my side, and I'll guide you step-by-step through this unfamiliar world.
[And make sure he comes out untarnished on the other side. Otherwise, he really won't forgive whoever's responsible.]
[ Even though he seems to have forgotten about the not-marriage issue, he persists in staring at Hiyori with an expression of confusion. Jun finds this ridiculous, especially for them! Maybe he should care if fans see or hear Hiyori go on about possessions, even if that's how they are as Eve, but surely he should be concerned about the implications of that? Especially as they're not Eve here? And to persuade somebody to refrain from bothering them, Jun wishes he could be as carefree and not worry about how this sounds.
And Jun would like to argue the point, but subconsciously he knows Hiyori is right. He has no experience, or lack thereof, in whatever "noble world" Hiyori believes they currently inhabit. A noble world, but are the people who live here like that? He hasn't met enough individuals to reach that conclusion, but with Hiyori being skilled at interacting with others, this makes it easier for him to concede.
Because there's a high chance conversing with strangers here (that way) will drive Jun infuriated, and what he's argued seemed to set Hiyori off, so. ]
I wasn't implying you didn't. It's just.. [ He pauses, sighing. ] but right. I know nothing 'bout nobility, not like you do. Just know I'm not giving in, only I'm no good at the whoole talking thing, and I'm leaving that to you.
[ There's just something about Hiyori's assurance that makes him believe everything will work out, even if he's unsure how to handle the situation. It's not that he's completely defeated, with misplaced feelings of loss, Jun's unsure of how to navigate this unfamiliar territory. It's reminiscent of the dreadful atmosphere in the Reimei dorms, and there's no desire to relive that.
His smile returns, completely betraying the stubborn nature from before. ]
Fine, this is me meeting you halfway, Ohii-san. If you know better, I'll stay by your side and ask you to guide me into whatever hell this place is gonna be. How's that sound?
You're not still on about that, are you? There's no way you're married! That sort of thing's strictly forbidden!
[Hence his confusion. Actually, his expression's a bit sour, not just confused. Jun doesn't actually feel a sense of fidelity towards the person he woke up in bed with, does he? Because that would just be absurd! He ought to prioritize his partner and his unit, not some stranger!
But Jun's next words seek to mollify him, as it sounds like their priorities are aligned. They've reached an agreement: he'll do the talking, and Jun will fend off any aggressive unwanted suitors. Not that he can't take care of himself, but he doesn't like violence, and he might chip a nail or worse if he got into a fight! Though, he knows better than to think that Jun likes fighting, either...
Well, anyway. His smile resurfaces at the end.]
Now that sounds like a plan ♪ Not that I intend for us to stay here long, of course. We really can't afford to stick around much longer, so if those two don't show up soon, we'll just have to bust our way out ourselves. You wouldn't happen to have any ideas there, would you?
[ 'What marriage problem,' he says, as if that fixes everything. Goddamn..... ]
I'm not.. I already know all that, but.. Ugh, never mind. Just forget 'bout it.
[ Why is he feeling guilty? He shouldn't feel any particular way about that, should he? Maybe this place is messing with his head, causing him to feel faithful to them. But he should only be loyal to Eden! Jun and his kind heart constantly like to do the right thing, even when he should be sticking with Hiyori.
Sure, it might go that way. It's not that Jun has forgotten how to fight, only that he's not the same person he used to be. He only fought to survive Reimei. But now, he's much fitter and has a better mindset all he ought to do is grumble a bit, then they'll be left alone.
And that's unbecoming of an idol to engage in a fight, especially if their fans were witness to something like that. Now that wouldn't be appreciated by anyone. ]
Yeah, I don't wanna stick 'round here any longer, either. I'm getting a bit angsty if we've gotta wait much longer. But if I've got ideas? Uh, my only idea is this is a resort, yeah? Kinda like a hotel, and hotels always gotta have an entry and exit. So, there's gotta be a way in and out 'cause we arrived somehow.
[ Unless they were transported here through magic, but otherwise, he hasn't any other idea. ]
... That's all I've got, Ohii-san. Maybe it's not all helpful.
[Jun is thinking about things all wrong, is the problem. It's not this place that decides who's married and who's not, it's the law! But also, it's Hiyori Tomoe who decides how things work in Eden, or at least in Eve, and in this case, he's decided Jun's not married! The end!
But sure, he'll forget it instead of giving Jun more strife. The sooner he forgets, the better, really. Though deep down, some part of him does wonder just what sort of person Jun woke up with if he already feels this fidelity towards them...
Ugh. Nope, he's done thinking about it. Moving on!
Jun getting into a fight would be terrible publicity for sure, but it might be justified if he was doing it to protect his partner. Then he'd be seen as a dashing hero. It'd be its own form of "fanservice." But Hiyori would rather not play the damsel, or risk either one of them getting hurt, so relying on Jun's protection is more of a "last resort" sort of thing. The best course of action is to escape! Which is exactly what Jun's suggesting.
... even though his idea is a "well, duh" sort of deal.]
Well, you're not wrong. There must be a way out somewhere. I just haven't found one yet, since it looks like they've taken steps to conceal it. I spent all yesterday searching—first I checked the garage, since that seemed like a decent bet, but there wasn't any exit that I could find, just a bunch of new luxury cars. I tried asking the valet how those cars got inside, but all he said was, "the guests left them." The staff here is completely useless. That, or they all have a script they're being fed.
[He rattles off his complaints in the usual obnoxious tone.]
Then I tried one of the staff exits, but it didn't lead to anywhere helpful. The stairs were pitch dark, and they just seemed to go on forever! I made my way down anyway, but then I wound up trapped in an empty hall! It must've been hours before a door finally appeared. But when I opened it, it just led to some little rooftop garden! I'm not sure how that happened, since I'd been going down, not up! But it was all one great big misdirect.
[Is... he being serious, or is he exaggerating? This would be an awfully strange time to joke. Hiyori is the type to get hopelessly lost and end up somewhere strange, which might not help his case any, but his recounting of yesterday is honest.]
I do still have that map they were handing out, but I've been too tired to try looking elsewhere. I thought I'd relax with some shopping, and that's how I wound up here! Now that you know how hard it's been, you'll do your best to comfort me, won't you?
[ He's... just not going to think about it again. Not even sure why he did, maybe he'll never see them again, maybe he will. He still doesn't know if he's legally married, but Hiyori seems so certain that he's not! It's all sorts of confusing and Jun can't exactly recall anything, so for all he knows, he's in a legally contracted marriage! Ah, if he is, Ibara's gonna be pissed... As for now, he'll go with: he isn't married, mostly because he doesn't want to cause issues in Eve and Eden.
The sooner the feeling goes away, the better! He doesn't know how Hiyori can take this information in stride, but okay! He's not married, that's final.
(He also doesn't want Hiyori to stress about it, either. Not that he'll ever admit that.) ]
Well, yeah, that's what I thought! But as I said, haven't had a chance to have a real good look. Wait, then why the hell're there cars here if we can't leave? That doesn't sound right, Ohii-san, just leaving cars behind?
[ It's starting to sound exactly like a detective manga, especially as he listens to Hiyori talk about all the places he's checked for exits. There has to be something behind all that, and the valet must know where the cars have come from, besides, "guests leaving them behind." He doesn't like how Hiyori's already searched a few places and been met with nothing.
Even though he knows his partner's terrible with directions, it kind of impresses Jun he made it to a rooftop garden, despite walking for hours. He doesn't think Hiyori's joking, is he? Nope, even if he doesn't always know when he's pulling Jun's leg, so he believes this without question. Maybe there could be a little exaggeration there, but Jun's still used to that. ]
Why'd you walk down there alone? I'm pretty impressed, 'specially with your sense of direction, but you coulda ended up anywhere. Still, that doesn't make a buncha sense. A rooftop garden downstairs? You sure you didn't go the wrong way!?
[ He sort of scolds his partner, anyway, because what if he was still walking until right this second? Jun might've never learned he was here! ]
Alright, we'll just make a plan later. I'll take a look at the map, and figure somethin' out. But how can I even comfort you? I'm already gonna end up carrying your stuff, anyway.
[Ibara would handle the divorce proceedings swiftly and discreetly but very irritably.]
Well, one explanation might be that some of us are allowed to move freely and some aren't. I've talked to some people who got snatched from their beds the same way we did, but others seem to be just regular resort guests. I haven't gotten a single explanation from anyone about the cars, though. It's like those "regular guests" don't care about anything except drowning in luxury! And I've got no idea how the garage works. There didn't seem to be any entrance, so I wondered if the floors might open up, kind of like a trap door. Or perhaps the ceiling opens, and the floor moves up like a giant platform? But figuring out the mechanism there sounds like a huge headache, so that was when I started looking for other ways out.
[He's, well, he's been busy. The resort is huge, so there's lots of time to waste searching the nooks and crannies. Couple that with his naturally poor sense of direction, which leads to him winding up in the wrong place every time he does try searching a certain area, and it's no wonder he's made zero progress.
But that still sounds like more than what Jun-kun's been doing. And he does not take kindly to his sense of direction being called out! He gets all huffy, in fact, turning his nose up and replying hotly.]
Of course I know whether I was going up or down! And it's not my fault I got lost, it's their fault! They must've been trying to get me lost! The halls in here are like a labyrinth. Which means we'll need some kind of "Ariadne's Thread." Ah, but now that you're here, I do have another idea.
[He brightens up, waving a finger in the air.]
We'll go back to the garden! You'll hold me up on your shoulders, I'll find some binoculars somewhere, and then we should be able to have a look at our surroundings. I didn't get to look last time, since it was already dark out—it really did take hours for me to get anywhere. But if we follow the same route again, we should end up in the same place! And since you just promised to carry my things, you should have absolutely no problem carrying me ♪
[He talks at a mile a minute, same as usual, and by the end, he's cheered right up. Never mind the fact his plan has several holes in it. He cheerfully continues,]
You know what pleases me by now, don't you? A shopping trip or a spa appointment would be just the thing to lift my spirits up. But those cost money and they've cut off access to my bank account, if you can believe it, so I might just have to settle for you giving me a shoulder rub. Anyway, that's what I've been up to, but what about you, Jun-kun? Just what have you been doing?
[Please tell him Jun hasn't just been canoodling with the person he woke up in bed with. Then we'll have to break out the silly icon again!]
[ Ibara's definitely going to be working overtime. ]
Okay, so some people just decided to up and travel out here? Think those are the people we should be lookin' for, right? Starting to sound like those people are flaunting their wealth just 'cause they can. [ Kind of like someone else he knows! ] But if those cars got in, there's gotta be a way out, so maybe there's a trap door? It sounds like they don't want us to know unless they drive around the resort in 'em for fun.
[ Perhaps that is exactly what they do, but Jun doesn't seem convinced. This sounds exactly like rich people doing rich things; even though the resort is large, would anyone really be that bored? Jun
But from this, it does surprise Jun how much Hiyori's been looking and searching for an exit, especially as he hasn't, while he probably should have. He's been doing more, leaving Jun a little embarrassed, but there's a reason for that! He rubs briefly at his temple, sighing after.
But what, are they Crazy:B now? ]
Well, just don't go walkin' off on your own, Ohii-san. 'Cause you'll get lost again, and it's gonna be annoying to deal with. But I've never really heard of a place that wants to get you lost. You could be imagining that. Maybe if Crazy:B were here, we could ask 'em. They did that labyrinth thing before, right?
[ Jun definitely should consider putting a tracker on him for safety. And when Jun believed things couldn't possibly get any worse, along comes Ohii-san with the most absurd idea ever. ]
First of all, where are we gonna get binoculars from? I doubt they're handing those out freely. They'll probably cost chips, Ohii-san. Second of all, I'm not gonna carry you down a hallway. D'you know how tiring that'll be? I really need you to think before you speak.
[ He sighs again, a little exasperated. It sounds tiring and exhausting, and Jun doesn't want to carry him all that time. He did say it would take hours to find the rooftop, so Jun's going to pass on that one. ]
Wow, what are you gonna do without the spa or a shopping trip? I'm sooo sorry that's happened to you and all, Ohii-san, but we're not meant to be here for that reason. But if that's what you want, sure, just don't complain about it later, alright? As for me, not much. Like I said before, I woke up, left and went to find the gym. Was there for a couple of hours, came here and found you.
[ He's not going to say that he spent so long at the gym due to him feeling anxious again—that's how the old Jun would have felt. But perhaps this place did make him anxious, especially waking up next to a stranger. And he needed a new outfit besides the wedding suit, though he doesn't mention that to Hiyori either. ]
That's pretty much it, nothing as exciting as you. Sounds like you've been doing too much.
[ It's hard not to feel conflicted. On one hand Topaz is not shop staff, but on the other, he doesn't give off a malicious vibe. She's seen his type before; not often, but enough to know how they expect others to behave. And she doesn't haven't to play along, but since she's got nothing to do, let this guy have his fun.
Formality isn't something she's into even in a professional setting, so there's just as little reason to act that way on "vacation." Poking her head around the pile of clothes, she speaks in a tone that's better suited for gossiping with friends rather than a board room. ]
Fine. But lemme make myself clear, I can't do this all day, so make it quick.
[Being chosen as Hiyori's luggage carrier is an honor, really. Even though it's one he's choosing to bestow on the nearest available person, rather than someone specially chosen for the job.
And the nearest available person happens to be this silver-haired girl with a cool expression. Did he interrupt her own shopping trip? If so, she doesn't seem to mind that much, which means he can continue guilt-free! Excellent.]
Got somewhere to be, huh? No worries. I just have a couple more sections to browse, and then the real fun begins ♪
[His little personal fashion show, that is.
After flashing another smile, he goes back to the clothes rack, making sure he didn't miss any must-haves amongst the frilly blouses.]
[ From her cool, sassy attitude, to her silver hair and blue eyes, she gives off the air of someone like Sena Izumi, with a little more boss bitch energy. The flippant vibe of the wealthy isn't new to her, letting the way he treats this as a matter of course roll off. She's equally nonplussed by his winning smiles, but she holds the garments all the same. No matter how many he piles on, she'll be fine. The capitalist hellscape is easier to manage when it's just shopping instead of guns and god-given superpowers.
She occasionally studies a few of his selections, not really judging his taste, but trying to get a feel for what part of the demographic he falls into aside from "rich." It's market research; a fun thought exercise. ]
[Sadly, Hiyori hasn't seen much of Sena Izumi, given that he transferred out of Yumenosaki and the guy is mainly active in Florence these days. If he had to compare her to someone, it would be... er... well, he's not really sure at the moment, since his attention's on the clothes and he can't even fully see her over the pile of stuff she's carrying. Perhaps he'll come up with a comparison some other time! For now, he's looking at shirts.]
Trying them on, of course! I just can't wait to see what I look best in. And there's probably not much time left before my rescue squad arrives, so I figure why not make the most of it?
[Yep. His rescue squad. Composed of people from his canon who have noticed his disappearance and are definitely on their way. But he glosses right over that comment, pondering over a shirt. Does he need this cream-colored puffy-sleeved thing? On second thought, no, the sleeves are a bit too puffy, so perhaps he'll just move onto this display over here. The next one offers mainly headdresses, bows, and other hairpieces, including some creative choices.]
They've really thought of everything, haven't they? I like sipping from teacups and stopping to smell the flowers, but I'm not too sure about wearing either one on my head. Though if anyone can pull off the look, it's me, I suppose.
[ His comment prompts her to look around: Would he need rescuing? From what? She doesn't see anyone who seems like a threat. He doesn't seem like a combatant, so maybe he does need some kind of defense team. She may as well watch over him until this so-called "rescue squad" comes. ]
If you knew disappearing was gonna make them worry, why didn't you just tell them you wanted to leave?
[ Surely they can't be so strict that they'd forbid this guy from going on a shopping trip. Clear communication is better than leaving others in the dark. But whatever. He's having a good time. Is he serious about that teacup hat? ]
But I didn't want to leave! The competition was just about to start! I would've never, ever wandered off at such a crucial time! Plus, there was all this other stuff going on! Abandoning my fans and my family like that would simply be heartless! Why, it'd be unthinkable!
[He shakes his head back and forth, his voice growing louder the more upset he grows (other shoppers are definitely staring now!). It's not just about the competition (although SS is the biggest idol competition there is, and he was serious about winning this year!). It's also about his unitmates—specifically Nagisa, who's been struggling with some private problem he won't even tell Hiyori about. Given that something is amiss, and that Nagisa had finally asked for help in some small way, Hiyori would've never run off to go relax at some resort! Especially one that caters to weird perverts!!]
[... ah. Right, none of that is her fault. It's bad manners to yell at girls.]
... sorry about that.
[He forces a smile, though it fails to reach his eyes. That can be a first step, though, according to his own solo: even if you have force it, a fake smile can become real cheer!
Yet it's hard to see that ever happening in this case. Even as he slowly comes to his senses, the bitter feeling remains. He's all bothered, now, even though this shopping trip was meant to lift his spirits.
What truly abominable weather.]
I've changed my mind. I don't have any interest in that thing. You can wear it yourself if you like.
[ a competition? Fans? There's a disconnect in this conversation... she pauses to replay the conversation in her head.
Oh! He means prior to his arrival in this place! ]
Oh, my bad. I mean, I thought the rescue squad was present here.
[ She's seen empty smiles like that before. There's no reason to call it out— in her experience, that usually makes people double down. It's better to move past the subject and go back to what seemed to genuinely make him happy: browsing the shop items. ]
I'll pass on the hat too; it's not really my style. Did you want to check out another section?
[They should be on their way. He's sure his underclassman can't live without him, and that he'll trek through burning deserts and scale mountains just to reach him. He's sure that his producer can't bear to let go of him, if only because his face and his voice make so much money. And he wants to think his childhood friend will also search the ends of the earth for him, even though he's been rather distracted with some other business lately.
But he's got no proof of that. No way to reach the outside world, nothing! His smile becomes more tight-lipped, and he doesn't bother to comment on her misconception. It's fine, he just needs to have faith in the people closest to him...]
That's fine, I suppose. We can go look at accessories. Perhaps you can pick something that suits me, and I can pick something that suits you. Doesn't that sound nice? ♪
[ Ah, his expression is even more tense. She can respect that he's trying to keep it together. But that's all the more reason to play along. Say, "yes." Because this poor guy is essentially alone.
He's better at mustering up enthusiasm than she is. She isn't like the fangirls screaming when there's a hint of fanservice. The faintest of smiles teases at the corners of her mouth, with eyes full of pity.
But if she dwells on it, he'll notice. She shifts back to a relaxed, conversational tone. The kind that're normal on a shopping trip. ]
That works for me. Is there a certain look you're going for?
[He's not trying to keep it together, he is keeping it together! Even though it's been days in this place and his supply of so-called "chips" is dwindling. Even though no one's come to his rescue yet, and he's no closer to finding a way out. Even though he's missing something terribly important back home, something that he and the other members of his unit have been working towards all year. The situation is just awful, but he's keeping it together! He isn't the problem here!!!
So, suffice to say, he's none too keen on the look she's giving him. Something about it does not sit right, which just means he'll have to wipe it off her face and replace it with something more pleasing to him.]
Nope, nothing in particular. The idea was to try out all sorts of different looks, then capture them all on camera! ♪ I don't like these ugly hunks of metal they strapped to our wrists, but surely they must come with a camera function. It'd just be an outrage if they didn't. But anyway, if there's a special look you want to see, you can add it to the request list ♪
[Smile firmly in place, he walks on over to another table where revolving racks of jewelry are displayed, alongside other items meant to be warn around the neck like chokers and bowties and the like.]
Now, I believe the deal was that I'd find something that suits you. So... er... what did you look like again?
[He glances back at her, trying to get a good look at her face over the clothes pile she's still carrying.]
[ The good news is that she's no longer looking at him in pity. Pale blue peepers peer over the pile back at him. The expression on her face is flat after telling herself there's no point in getting annoyed. It was likely an unreasonable expectation him to notice anything when his focus was on the clothes. Plus they've only known each other for at least ten minutes, the bulk of which she stayed obscured by the growing pile of clothes.
Topaz doesn't look much older than him, with a clear, pale complexion and silver hair with an under layer and streaks of bright red. She'd probably look cuter if she smiled, but for now, she is cool and controlled. ]
Anyway, let's start with names. I'm Topaz. And yes, the watches do come with a camera function.
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Though, in all honesty, it's mostly other people behaving badly towards Jun-kun that he's worried about...
He's less worried now, though. Firstly because Jun made it clear he'll fight the resort's demands, and secondly because they're reunited now! They have each other, and they have Nagisa and Ibara on the outside.
Although...]
... mm, that's right.
[His smile thins out just a little, his eyes seeming to lose some of their brightness (or maybe it's just a trick of the light?).
It's not that he has no faith in Nagisa and Ibara. He's absolutely certain that neither of them will take their disappearance lying down. However, as far as Nagisa is concerned...
He hasn't been himself lately. There's something on his mind, clearly: some personal problem he's struggling with. Something changed while he was holed up inside the basement of that shrine. And now it seems that whatever he learned down there has taken precedence over everything else—even winning the SS Competition. Assuming that is indeed the case, would Nagisa really abandon his plans and come rushing over to save them...?
It makes him uneasy, but he tries to shove that thought out of mind. He doesn't want to doubt Nagisa; after everything they've been through together, he knows their bond is unshakeable. And, at the very least, their slithery producer cares for them as two "business assets." Not only that, but Hiyori knows for a fact that Ibara also cares about Jun as a friend. So, at the very least, he ought to be working overtime to track them down.
... it hurts to have more faith in him than Nagisa-kun. But Hiyori is trying not to doubt anyone. Not Jun, not Nagisa, not Ibara! They're his precious family and he must have faith.
His smile brightens up again and he releases Jun's hands.]
Plus, now we've found each other. It's a good thing I found you, but it's an even more wonderful thing you found me. I'm not sure you've noticed, but there are lots of shady people running around these parts. Some are in the same boat as us, of course, and just trying to get home to their families, but others seem to have taken the view that "when in Rome, do as the Romans do."
[Translation: he's met people who are clearly playing the "game." But that does not mean that they have to follow suit! With a confident smile, he puts his hands on his hips, drawing himself up to full height.]
Which is exactly where I come in. We're partners, but I'm also your senior! Which means it's my job to look after you and ensure nothing bad happens. Rejoice, Jun-kun—your Ohii-san will protect you from any suspicious characters. If someone tries to get you to do something dirty, I'll simply shoo them away. Aren't you fortunate? ♪
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But for now, this isn't a pressing concern, especially since he has already made it clear to Hiyori that he will not comply. So, for the time being, everything is fine.
Maybe mentioning Nagi-senpai was a misstep, as Jun notices the subtle change in Hiyori's smile. He feels the urge to say something, anything to alleviate the situation, knowing he still had faith Nagi-senpai wouldn't want them to be here. Jun firmly believes, despite his partner's feelings towards Ibara, he's committed to finding the two of them, even if they weren't part of Eden or particularly close.
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." Jun has heard this phrase before, but what exactly would the Romans be doing in this situation? Would they be playing along with the game? Jun assumes that's what it implies. ]
I've noticed, there's people out there fightin' over chocolate boxes. Not the weirdest thing I've seen, but I don't wanna think 'bout what else is happening out there.
[ Apart from the odd Poker Machine randomly giving out bizarre instructions, the focus shifts to what Hiyori says next, causing Jun to burst into laughter. After all, how can he possibly protect him? Jun's the "intimidating" one in their duo, so shouldn't he be the one issuing threats, even if he doesn't feel like it? And aren't those days long gone? It seems that he is willing to go to great lengths just to prevent any peculiar individuals from attempting either of those things.
He, unfortunately, cares too much about Hiyori to allow anything to happen. ]
... shouldn't I be the one saying that? I dunno how you're gonna shoo anyone away, Ohii-san, 'cause how are they gonna take you seriously? I mean, I don't wanna see anything bad happen... How 'bout we look out for one another instead? Yeah, I'm fine with that.
[ And Jun refuses to be pressured into doing anything he doesn't want to do, so he is grateful to Hiyori for the times when he respects his boundaries. Similarly, he would never want to see Ohii-san being coerced into doing something against his will. ]
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[He shakes his head, a look on his face that says Can you even believe it? At least he just mentioned Nagisa without any awkward pauses or bitterness, though. Perhaps things are fine between them after all...?
In any case, it's onto the next topic: Hiyori appointing himself the guardian of Jun's virtue! He's very serious about it, but cheeky Jun-kun has the gall to laugh at him. He blinks, not having expected that burst of laughter at all. It might be preferable to Jun looking guilty, but it's still rude! So he sticks his nose up in the air and gives a haughty retort.]
Easy! I'll say, "Jun-kun is one of my possessions, and I forbid you from borrowing him!" That should set the record straight. If anyone still persists, we can run fast the other way!
[He talks like these are obvious conclusions. No hesitation with calling Jun his possession; Jun doesn't have a sweat-soaked sports towel to dangle over his head in retaliation this time!]
And I can take care of myself, thanks! Though I do suppose it's good that you have my best interests at heart. I want to think it won't come to this, but people here do seem rather uncouth, so if I ever have unwanted suitors that need fending off, I'll simply let you handle them. How's that for responsibility? ♪
[And he's back to a self-assured smile at the end.]
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[ He can't wrap his head around why people are acting so irrationally over something so trivial. If it were about money or clothes, he could at least comprehend it. And those boxes seem to be in terrible condition, too!
Oh, Hiyori's serious about the virtue thing... Jun only can't bring himself to take it seriously. How else is he supposed to respond? It just seems ludicrous, even more so than when Hiyori refers to Jun as one of his possessions. He stops laughing now, instead frowning and shaking his head. ]
I'm not "one of your possessions," so you can't go around saying something like that, you know? Not that you care, you'll say it either way, which'll be a whole other problem. And running's not your thing, so let's just avoid it altogether.
[ Jun cannot argue against the fact that it is a feasible option, he has already witnessed it, and Hiyori also mentioned seeing it. It's humorous to consider, that even though Jun doesn't feel he needs Hiyori's help, he doesn't understand how he's able to say so with such certainty. Maybe he can find a sweaty towel, there's surely one lying around here somewhere! ]
... Can you? With you, it's always, "Jun-kun do this for me, and Jun-kun do that." A stranger won't do that sorta thing without wanting something in return, y'know? Plus you've still got that real sloppy side, and who wants to see that?
[ Jun can't resist the urge to playfully tease. It's not that he doubts Hiyori's ability to handle things on his own, but rather a feeling that conveys, "This guy's gonna find himself in some serious trouble." Jun needs to project more confidence, but Hiyori's presence constantly leaves him unsure about what's coming next, making it even harder for him in this place. And if that's something Hiyori wants, and if individuals around here struggle to understand the word "No," there's no other choice but to intervene. ]
Sure...? If it comes down to it, I'll handle the responsibility.
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[Now, moving back to the whole "virtue" thing.
He cocks an eyebrow in response to Jun's arguing, then coolly replies,]
What other problem?
[Does Hiyori know? Is he just pretending to be clueless? How oblivious is he, really?
Not as oblivious as he seems. Honestly, he knows exactly what it sounds like to claim someone else as his "possession" in this place. But so what if it sounds like that? For one thing, they've implied that sort of thing before as fanservice. If there are hidden cameras around, the footage won't reflect poorly on them. Fans would see it as part of their usual act. But for another, who cares if one of the other guests thinks they do have "that" sort of relationship? That should make them give up and go away, which suits his purposes wonderfully!
... or at least that should be what it means. In reality, Hiyori remembers how people behaved when he entered the lounge with his falsely registered "spouse." Although they'd been booked as a married couple and everyone wished them a happy honeymoon, some of the staff still encouraged him to mingle, saying they "won't tell" if he goes off to one of the suites with someone else! No respect for fidelity here, apparently! They probably don't care at all that Jun is his partner and his property. But he'll be damned if he lets those warped values rub off on Jun-kun.
His smile fades as Jun talks about how helpless he is, and he frowns reproachfully there at the end. Though he's not truly heated, his tone more matter-of-fact than mad.]
You think I can't tell when people want things from me?
[The cool look in his eyes probably shows what he thinks of that. "Pure princess" or not, he isn't that naive.]
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that's exactly the sort of environment I grew up in. Everyone wanted something or another—sometimes it was just money, other times they were trying to curry favor for their family. But this place is clearly part of "that" world. And since I'm far more experienced in matters of nobility than you are, you'll let me look out for you, won't you?
[He smiles again, though there's an odd quality to it; it's a little more subdued, perhaps, than his "real" smiles.]
Just stay by my side, and I'll guide you step-by-step through this unfamiliar world.
[And make sure he comes out untarnished on the other side. Otherwise, he really won't forgive whoever's responsible.]
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[ Even though he seems to have forgotten about the not-marriage issue, he persists in staring at Hiyori with an expression of confusion. Jun finds this ridiculous, especially for them! Maybe he should care if fans see or hear Hiyori go on about possessions, even if that's how they are as Eve, but surely he should be concerned about the implications of that? Especially as they're not Eve here? And to persuade somebody to refrain from bothering them, Jun wishes he could be as carefree and not worry about how this sounds.
And Jun would like to argue the point, but subconsciously he knows Hiyori is right. He has no experience, or lack thereof, in whatever "noble world" Hiyori believes they currently inhabit. A noble world, but are the people who live here like that? He hasn't met enough individuals to reach that conclusion, but with Hiyori being skilled at interacting with others, this makes it easier for him to concede.
Because there's a high chance conversing with strangers here (that way) will drive Jun infuriated, and what he's argued seemed to set Hiyori off, so. ]
I wasn't implying you didn't. It's just.. [ He pauses, sighing. ] but right. I know nothing 'bout nobility, not like you do. Just know I'm not giving in, only I'm no good at the whoole talking thing, and I'm leaving that to you.
[ There's just something about Hiyori's assurance that makes him believe everything will work out, even if he's unsure how to handle the situation. It's not that he's completely defeated, with misplaced feelings of loss, Jun's unsure of how to navigate this unfamiliar territory. It's reminiscent of the dreadful atmosphere in the Reimei dorms, and there's no desire to relive that.
His smile returns, completely betraying the stubborn nature from before. ]
Fine, this is me meeting you halfway, Ohii-san. If you know better, I'll stay by your side and ask you to guide me into whatever hell this place is gonna be. How's that sound?
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[Hiyori is equally confused!]
You're not still on about that, are you? There's no way you're married! That sort of thing's strictly forbidden!
[Hence his confusion. Actually, his expression's a bit sour, not just confused. Jun doesn't actually feel a sense of fidelity towards the person he woke up in bed with, does he? Because that would just be absurd! He ought to prioritize his partner and his unit, not some stranger!
But Jun's next words seek to mollify him, as it sounds like their priorities are aligned. They've reached an agreement: he'll do the talking, and Jun will fend off any aggressive unwanted suitors. Not that he can't take care of himself, but he doesn't like violence, and he might chip a nail or worse if he got into a fight! Though, he knows better than to think that Jun likes fighting, either...
Well, anyway. His smile resurfaces at the end.]
Now that sounds like a plan ♪ Not that I intend for us to stay here long, of course. We really can't afford to stick around much longer, so if those two don't show up soon, we'll just have to bust our way out ourselves. You wouldn't happen to have any ideas there, would you?
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I'm not.. I already know all that, but.. Ugh, never mind. Just forget 'bout it.
[ Why is he feeling guilty? He shouldn't feel any particular way about that, should he? Maybe this place is messing with his head, causing him to feel faithful to them. But he should only be loyal to Eden! Jun and his kind heart constantly like to do the right thing, even when he should be sticking with Hiyori.
Sure, it might go that way. It's not that Jun has forgotten how to fight, only that he's not the same person he used to be. He only fought to survive Reimei. But now, he's much fitter and has a better mindset all he ought to do is grumble a bit, then they'll be left alone.
And that's unbecoming of an idol to engage in a fight, especially if their fans were witness to something like that. Now that wouldn't be appreciated by anyone. ]
Yeah, I don't wanna stick 'round here any longer, either. I'm getting a bit angsty if we've gotta wait much longer. But if I've got ideas? Uh, my only idea is this is a resort, yeah? Kinda like a hotel, and hotels always gotta have an entry and exit. So, there's gotta be a way in and out 'cause we arrived somehow.
[ Unless they were transported here through magic, but otherwise, he hasn't any other idea. ]
... That's all I've got, Ohii-san. Maybe it's not all helpful.
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But sure, he'll forget it instead of giving Jun more strife. The sooner he forgets, the better, really. Though deep down, some part of him does wonder just what sort of person Jun woke up with if he already feels this fidelity towards them...
Ugh. Nope, he's done thinking about it. Moving on!
Jun getting into a fight would be terrible publicity for sure, but it might be justified if he was doing it to protect his partner. Then he'd be seen as a dashing hero. It'd be its own form of "fanservice." But Hiyori would rather not play the damsel, or risk either one of them getting hurt, so relying on Jun's protection is more of a "last resort" sort of thing. The best course of action is to escape! Which is exactly what Jun's suggesting.
... even though his idea is a "well, duh" sort of deal.]
Well, you're not wrong. There must be a way out somewhere. I just haven't found one yet, since it looks like they've taken steps to conceal it. I spent all yesterday searching—first I checked the garage, since that seemed like a decent bet, but there wasn't any exit that I could find, just a bunch of new luxury cars. I tried asking the valet how those cars got inside, but all he said was, "the guests left them." The staff here is completely useless. That, or they all have a script they're being fed.
[He rattles off his complaints in the usual obnoxious tone.]
Then I tried one of the staff exits, but it didn't lead to anywhere helpful. The stairs were pitch dark, and they just seemed to go on forever! I made my way down anyway, but then I wound up trapped in an empty hall! It must've been hours before a door finally appeared. But when I opened it, it just led to some little rooftop garden! I'm not sure how that happened, since I'd been going down, not up! But it was all one great big misdirect.
[Is... he being serious, or is he exaggerating? This would be an awfully strange time to joke. Hiyori is the type to get hopelessly lost and end up somewhere strange, which might not help his case any, but his recounting of yesterday is honest.]
I do still have that map they were handing out, but I've been too tired to try looking elsewhere. I thought I'd relax with some shopping, and that's how I wound up here! Now that you know how hard it's been, you'll do your best to comfort me, won't you?
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The sooner the feeling goes away, the better! He doesn't know how Hiyori can take this information in stride, but okay! He's not married, that's final.
(He also doesn't want Hiyori to stress about it, either. Not that he'll ever admit that.) ]
Well, yeah, that's what I thought! But as I said, haven't had a chance to have a real good look. Wait, then why the hell're there cars here if we can't leave? That doesn't sound right, Ohii-san, just leaving cars behind?
[ It's starting to sound exactly like a detective manga, especially as he listens to Hiyori talk about all the places he's checked for exits. There has to be something behind all that, and the valet must know where the cars have come from, besides, "guests leaving them behind." He doesn't like how Hiyori's already searched a few places and been met with nothing.
Even though he knows his partner's terrible with directions, it kind of impresses Jun he made it to a rooftop garden, despite walking for hours. He doesn't think Hiyori's joking, is he? Nope, even if he doesn't always know when he's pulling Jun's leg, so he believes this without question. Maybe there could be a little exaggeration there, but Jun's still used to that. ]
Why'd you walk down there alone? I'm pretty impressed, 'specially with your sense of direction, but you coulda ended up anywhere. Still, that doesn't make a buncha sense. A rooftop garden downstairs? You sure you didn't go the wrong way!?
[ He sort of scolds his partner, anyway, because what if he was still walking until right this second? Jun might've never learned he was here! ]
Alright, we'll just make a plan later. I'll take a look at the map, and figure somethin' out. But how can I even comfort you? I'm already gonna end up carrying your stuff, anyway.
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Well, one explanation might be that some of us are allowed to move freely and some aren't. I've talked to some people who got snatched from their beds the same way we did, but others seem to be just regular resort guests. I haven't gotten a single explanation from anyone about the cars, though. It's like those "regular guests" don't care about anything except drowning in luxury! And I've got no idea how the garage works. There didn't seem to be any entrance, so I wondered if the floors might open up, kind of like a trap door. Or perhaps the ceiling opens, and the floor moves up like a giant platform? But figuring out the mechanism there sounds like a huge headache, so that was when I started looking for other ways out.
[He's, well, he's been busy. The resort is huge, so there's lots of time to waste searching the nooks and crannies. Couple that with his naturally poor sense of direction, which leads to him winding up in the wrong place every time he does try searching a certain area, and it's no wonder he's made zero progress.
But that still sounds like more than what Jun-kun's been doing. And he does not take kindly to his sense of direction being called out! He gets all huffy, in fact, turning his nose up and replying hotly.]
Of course I know whether I was going up or down! And it's not my fault I got lost, it's their fault! They must've been trying to get me lost! The halls in here are like a labyrinth. Which means we'll need some kind of "Ariadne's Thread." Ah, but now that you're here, I do have another idea.
[He brightens up, waving a finger in the air.]
We'll go back to the garden! You'll hold me up on your shoulders, I'll find some binoculars somewhere, and then we should be able to have a look at our surroundings. I didn't get to look last time, since it was already dark out—it really did take hours for me to get anywhere. But if we follow the same route again, we should end up in the same place! And since you just promised to carry my things, you should have absolutely no problem carrying me ♪
[He talks at a mile a minute, same as usual, and by the end, he's cheered right up. Never mind the fact his plan has several holes in it. He cheerfully continues,]
You know what pleases me by now, don't you? A shopping trip or a spa appointment would be just the thing to lift my spirits up. But those cost money and they've cut off access to my bank account, if you can believe it, so I might just have to settle for you giving me a shoulder rub. Anyway, that's what I've been up to, but what about you, Jun-kun? Just what have you been doing?
[Please tell him Jun hasn't just been canoodling with the person he woke up in bed with. Then we'll have to break out the silly icon again!]
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Okay, so some people just decided to up and travel out here? Think those are the people we should be lookin' for, right? Starting to sound like those people are flaunting their wealth just 'cause they can. [ Kind of like someone else he knows! ] But if those cars got in, there's gotta be a way out, so maybe there's a trap door? It sounds like they don't want us to know unless they drive around the resort in 'em for fun.
[ Perhaps that is exactly what they do, but Jun doesn't seem convinced. This sounds exactly like rich people doing rich things; even though the resort is large, would anyone really be that bored? Jun
But from this, it does surprise Jun how much Hiyori's been looking and searching for an exit, especially as he hasn't, while he probably should have. He's been doing more, leaving Jun a little embarrassed, but there's a reason for that! He rubs briefly at his temple, sighing after.
But what, are they Crazy:B now? ]
Well, just don't go walkin' off on your own, Ohii-san. 'Cause you'll get lost again, and it's gonna be annoying to deal with. But I've never really heard of a place that wants to get you lost. You could be imagining that. Maybe if Crazy:B were here, we could ask 'em. They did that labyrinth thing before, right?
[ Jun definitely should consider putting a tracker on him for safety. And when Jun believed things couldn't possibly get any worse, along comes Ohii-san with the most absurd idea ever. ]
First of all, where are we gonna get binoculars from? I doubt they're handing those out freely. They'll probably cost chips, Ohii-san. Second of all, I'm not gonna carry you down a hallway. D'you know how tiring that'll be? I really need you to think before you speak.
[ He sighs again, a little exasperated. It sounds tiring and exhausting, and Jun doesn't want to carry him all that time. He did say it would take hours to find the rooftop, so Jun's going to pass on that one. ]
Wow, what are you gonna do without the spa or a shopping trip? I'm sooo sorry that's happened to you and all, Ohii-san, but we're not meant to be here for that reason. But if that's what you want, sure, just don't complain about it later, alright? As for me, not much. Like I said before, I woke up, left and went to find the gym. Was there for a couple of hours, came here and found you.
[ He's not going to say that he spent so long at the gym due to him feeling anxious again—that's how the old Jun would have felt. But perhaps this place did make him anxious, especially waking up next to a stranger. And he needed a new outfit besides the wedding suit, though he doesn't mention that to Hiyori either. ]
That's pretty much it, nothing as exciting as you. Sounds like you've been doing too much.
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Formality isn't something she's into even in a professional setting, so there's just as little reason to act that way on "vacation." Poking her head around the pile of clothes, she speaks in a tone that's better suited for gossiping with friends rather than a board room. ]
Fine. But lemme make myself clear, I can't do this all day, so make it quick.
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And the nearest available person happens to be this silver-haired girl with a cool expression. Did he interrupt her own shopping trip? If so, she doesn't seem to mind that much, which means he can continue guilt-free! Excellent.]
Got somewhere to be, huh? No worries. I just have a couple more sections to browse, and then the real fun begins ♪
[His little personal fashion show, that is.
After flashing another smile, he goes back to the clothes rack, making sure he didn't miss any must-haves amongst the frilly blouses.]
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She occasionally studies a few of his selections, not really judging his taste, but trying to get a feel for what part of the demographic he falls into aside from "rich." It's market research; a fun thought exercise. ]
So, what's the real fun?
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Trying them on, of course! I just can't wait to see what I look best in. And there's probably not much time left before my rescue squad arrives, so I figure why not make the most of it?
[Yep. His rescue squad. Composed of people from his canon who have noticed his disappearance and are definitely on their way. But he glosses right over that comment, pondering over a shirt. Does he need this cream-colored puffy-sleeved thing? On second thought, no, the sleeves are a bit too puffy, so perhaps he'll just move onto this display over here. The next one offers mainly headdresses, bows, and other hairpieces, including some creative choices.]
They've really thought of everything, haven't they? I like sipping from teacups and stopping to smell the flowers, but I'm not too sure about wearing either one on my head. Though if anyone can pull off the look, it's me, I suppose.
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If you knew disappearing was gonna make them worry, why didn't you just tell them you wanted to leave?
[ Surely they can't be so strict that they'd forbid this guy from going on a shopping trip. Clear communication is better than leaving others in the dark. But whatever. He's having a good time. Is he serious about that teacup hat? ]
Only one way to find out, I guess.
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But I didn't want to leave! The competition was just about to start! I would've never, ever wandered off at such a crucial time! Plus, there was all this other stuff going on! Abandoning my fans and my family like that would simply be heartless! Why, it'd be unthinkable!
[He shakes his head back and forth, his voice growing louder the more upset he grows (other shoppers are definitely staring now!). It's not just about the competition (although SS is the biggest idol competition there is, and he was serious about winning this year!). It's also about his unitmates—specifically Nagisa, who's been struggling with some private problem he won't even tell Hiyori about. Given that something is amiss, and that Nagisa had finally asked for help in some small way, Hiyori would've never run off to go relax at some resort! Especially one that caters to weird perverts!!]
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... sorry about that.
[He forces a smile, though it fails to reach his eyes. That can be a first step, though, according to his own solo: even if you have force it, a fake smile can become real cheer!
Yet it's hard to see that ever happening in this case. Even as he slowly comes to his senses, the bitter feeling remains. He's all bothered, now, even though this shopping trip was meant to lift his spirits.
What truly abominable weather.]
I've changed my mind. I don't have any interest in that thing. You can wear it yourself if you like.
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Oh! He means prior to his arrival in this place! ]
Oh, my bad. I mean, I thought the rescue squad was present here.
[ She's seen empty smiles like that before. There's no reason to call it out— in her experience, that usually makes people double down. It's better to move past the subject and go back to what seemed to genuinely make him happy: browsing the shop items. ]
I'll pass on the hat too; it's not really my style. Did you want to check out another section?
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But he's got no proof of that. No way to reach the outside world, nothing! His smile becomes more tight-lipped, and he doesn't bother to comment on her misconception. It's fine, he just needs to have faith in the people closest to him...]
That's fine, I suppose. We can go look at accessories. Perhaps you can pick something that suits me, and I can pick something that suits you. Doesn't that sound nice? ♪
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He's better at mustering up enthusiasm than she is. She isn't like the fangirls screaming when there's a hint of fanservice. The faintest of smiles teases at the corners of her mouth, with eyes full of pity.
But if she dwells on it, he'll notice. She shifts back to a relaxed, conversational tone. The kind that're normal on a shopping trip. ]
That works for me. Is there a certain look you're going for?
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So, suffice to say, he's none too keen on the look she's giving him. Something about it does not sit right, which just means he'll have to wipe it off her face and replace it with something more pleasing to him.]
Nope, nothing in particular. The idea was to try out all sorts of different looks, then capture them all on camera! ♪ I don't like these ugly hunks of metal they strapped to our wrists, but surely they must come with a camera function. It'd just be an outrage if they didn't. But anyway, if there's a special look you want to see, you can add it to the request list ♪
[Smile firmly in place, he walks on over to another table where revolving racks of jewelry are displayed, alongside other items meant to be warn around the neck like chokers and bowties and the like.]
Now, I believe the deal was that I'd find something that suits you. So... er... what did you look like again?
[He glances back at her, trying to get a good look at her face over the clothes pile she's still carrying.]
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Topaz doesn't look much older than him, with a clear, pale complexion and silver hair with an under layer and streaks of bright red. She'd probably look cuter if she smiled, but for now, she is cool and controlled. ]
Anyway, let's start with names. I'm Topaz. And yes, the watches do come with a camera function.
[ She had checked previously. ]
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