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TDM 13



【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made in our new inn for all new arrivals. Wildcards are invited to enjoy rest and relaxation while getting to know their fellow inn patrons. Current guests are encouraged to make reservations at the inn for some self-care. Prices are discounted to celebrate the new year.

All patrons have exclusive access to new additions at Crane's Respite and Heron's Retreat. The inn itself also provides a unique experience unlike anything else in the Golden Peacock.

We aim to have all guests moved into their suites as soon as possible. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience! 】



ARRIVAL
RYOKAN INSIDE A RESORT
WELCOME INN ► A brand new ryokan has opened between Crane's Respite and Heron's Retreat! This traditional Japanese inn offers an immersive cultural experience with tatami mat rooms, futon bedding, and elaborate multi-course meals. Guests have access to both Crane's Respite and Heron's Retreat through the ryokan, making this a convenient location for sanctuary and rest.

New arrivals are temporarily checked in to this wondrous new property. Each room houses up to 4 guests comfortably, so no one will wake up alone! Depending on the guests that check in, new arrivals and current guests may be mixed.

Characters wake dressed in yukata instead of the resort's standard robes. These yukata are light cotton and range in style, from block colors to cute patterns. They will also find tanzen, tabi, slippers, and geta available for their use. Guests wearing clothing aside from the provided yukata will be asked to change.

Current guests are encouraged to check in to the ryokan and enjoy some relaxation. In fact, the staff promoting the ryokan are offering exclusive discounts for current guests. They can come enjoy the inn for a quarter of the price. What better way to kick off a new year than with some self-care?

Stubborn guests unwilling to unwind may find themselves dropped into the ryokan overnight, courtesy of the front desk. These particular guests will also find themselves temporarily locked out of their usual room to encourage participation. You're welcome!
GETTING LUCKYGuests wake to a lucky bag every morning. While opening the lucky bag is not mandatory, the accompanying notecard explains that guests can potentially win special powers, incredible riches, or limited edition items.

Of course, this comes with the risk of a bad pull. The card doesn't explain what unlucky bags include, but hey! What's life without taking a gamble?

LUCKY OPTIONS:
MONEY: Double or triple extra large payout.
HEALTH: A surge of virile energy. Short refractory period and improved endurance. May experience multiple orgasms in short span.
LOVE: A high chance of meeting someone romantically compatible during the day. Serendipity at work.
SMALL CHARM: A day with small boons scattered throughout. Extra portions at meals and good luck during games.
BODY MODS: A flattering aesthetic change. New hair color, long eyelashes, flawless skin, enlarged breasts, thick ass.
ATTRACTION: Pheromones or an aroma that draws others in and enhances charm. Perfect for making new friends.
SPECIAL ITEM: A sex toy that caters directly to the guest's specific kink or desire appears.
& ETC: Make your own!


UNLUCKY OPTIONS:
MONEY: Draining of chip account, potentially going into debt.
HEALTH: An immediate suit flare. Wildcards may temporarily receive a random suit and undergo effects.
LOVE: A twisted tongue. For some reason, you keep saying the wrong thing when talking to someone you're attracted to.
SMALL CURSE: Mildly inconvenienced throughout the entire day. Stubbed toes and too-hot tea abound.
BODY MODS: An unflattering aesthetic change. Finger-length toes, enlarged tongue, long earlobes, extra limbs, flat ass.
ATTRACTION: Random items stick to you as if you're magnetic. Difficult to remove them once they're stuck on.
SPECIAL ITEM: A weird haunted sex toy appears. This sex toy moans and groans, haunting its target until they use it.
& ETC: Make your own!

Lucky bag effects only last for the day they are triggered. Effects will be gone come morning and a new lucky bag will be waiting to be opened. The exception to this rule are monetary gains and losses.
SHARED SPACES
A GIANT TATAMI ROOM
GROUP DINING ► Meals are communal and held in the ryokan's common room. Guests can enjoy traditional cuisine and sweets while getting to know one another. Eagle-eyed staff will seat guests that seem suitable near one another, hoping to matchmake. No guest will be allowed to dine alone in the corner!

Meals are completely free of aphrodisiacs. While the Golden Peacock loves to push guests into playing Game 52 through various means, the chef was deeply offended at the prospect of ruining her food with unseemly drugs.

Guests are encouraged to come and play konpira fune fune outside of mealtimes. This popular, fast-paced drinking game involves rhythmic tapping of a small object on a table in time with a song, requiring quick reflexes to switch between flat palms and fists to avoid penalty drinks.

To play, two players sit facing each other with a small object (like a small sake bottle or cup) and a towel on the table. Players tap the object with a flat palm in time with the song. When the song mentions a chosen word, players switch their hand action to a fist instead of a flat palm. If they fail to switch correctly or hesitate, they lose the round and take a drink.

The game continues until one of the players gives up. Good luck!
COMMUNITY GAMINGSEXY GO & SHOGI: Numerous Go and Shogi sets can be found around the ryokan. The games themselves are standard, with the sexy addition coming in at the end. The guest that loses in their match is considered the winner's 'prisoner of war' and their exclusive property for the remainder of the day. Go/Shogi pairs will be shown private BDSM rooms after the match, where the winner can claim their prize.

FLIRTY SUSHI JENGA: Similar to regular jenga, except guests must remove blocks from the tower using a pair of chopsticks. Each successfully drawn block provides a flirty prompt for the player to complete, like 'kiss another player' or 'slap your own ass'. Failing to complete the task or knocking over the tower constitutes a loss. The loser must immediately pay the winner the equivalent of a large payout of chips.

STRIP PINGPONG: The inn hosts a nightly pingpong competition with the chance to win an extra large payout and bragging rights as the top player. Every time a player fails to make a legal return they must remove a piece of their clothing. The game continues to 11 points regardless of whether or not a player runs out of clothing to remove; they will simply be expected to play naked.


BATHS
SULFER AND CYPRESS
SOAK AWAY STRESSCrane's Respite and the ryokan are proud to mutually present a new indoor and outdoor onsen. All baths are co-ed and available for inn patrons to use. No clothes are permitted around the onsen. Aside from towels, guests must be nude to enjoy the springs. Since the onsen are meant for relaxing and not washing, bathers are asked to rinse off separately before getting in the water.

► The outdoor onsen mimics a natural hot spring surrounded by bamboo forest and gentle snowfall. This 'outside' has been carefully crafted to feel real with greenery, rocks, trees, and small waterfalls. Water temperature ranges from comfortably warm to very hot, usually between 38°C and 42°C.

Watch out! They did such a good job with the atmosphere that a clan of snow monkeys moved in right away. Guests may encounter these monkeys happily soaking in the water or, more commonly, when they're stealing and running away with unguarded towels.

► The indoor baths are built with hinoki cypress, giving the space a beautiful citrus aroma. These baths are large and span several rooms, allowing bathers to sketch swimming movements in long wooden corridors. Indoor chambers enjoy sunlight during day hours, courtesy of large glass panels sporadically placed across the ceiling and walls.
BEST BEHAVIORIn a switch-up from typical Golden Peacock encouragement, all of the baths have several signs declaring: NO SEX ALLOWED. No nonsense staff patrol by the onsen to check that guests are abiding by this no sex rule.

► Guests that read the pamphlets in their room might recognize some incongruity. According to the pamphlets, any intimate encounters that occur in the baths are worth double the amount of chips. A difference of opinion between the staff and upper management, perhaps? Either way, sex in the onsen is forbidden fruit and worth extra chips if successfully done.

Guests caught fucking in the baths will be dragged away by staff for punishment. Punishments range from being forced to work as staff themselves, scrubbing the baths clean during nighttime, playing in the pet play rooms, and a public spanking in the common room during mealtime.
SPA
OIL AND STONE
REJUVENATION ► There's more relaxation to be had than soaking in the onsen. Guests of the ryokan can head over to Heron's Retreat for a full spa experience! While both individual and couples packages are technically available, the receptionists at Heron's Retreat will automatically book guests for a couples package even if they've shown up alone. Single guests are randomly paired together for couples treatments. Of course, guests that come with someone will be booked with their partner!

Unless there's a glitch in the system. Is that person in the romantic rose petal couples jacuzzi not your partner? Oops!

► An old-fashioned tea house has opened inside Heron's Retreat. Here, guests can enjoy hot tea and confectioneries in view of a small zen garden. Guests are welcome to prepare their own tea, if they like.

► A small shop selling limited time toiletries and yukata has also opened. Guests can purchase any of the oils, soaps, and creams they may have enjoyed during one of their treatments. Affordable yukata are also on sale for guests to take home after their ryokan experience has ended.
HOLISTIC THERAPY ► Guests may enjoy spa amenities freely. Heron's Retreat has a broad selection including a sauna, steam room, cold plunge, jacuzzis, sensory showers, and aroma chamber. There is also a high-end juice bar that serves organic smoothies and juices.

► Guests can book, or have booked on their behalf courtesy of some helpful staff, pair massages and body treatments. While standard massages and treatments are available, a special couples massage and body scrub experience are running for a limited time exclusively for guests of the ryokan.

The Happy Endings Massage is an erotic experience where massage therapists massage guests with aphrodisiac oil. Once the arousing effects of the oil have set in, they may engage in some group fucking with their clients. Alternatively, they'll wind their clients up and then leave the room so the pair may enjoy some oil-enhanced fucking in private.

The Sweetener Body Scrub slathers guests in a sugar scrub and wraps them in giant flower petals for soaking. After 30 mins, guests will discover that they themselves taste sweet and delicious. Particularly to the partner who did the scrub with them, who will taste addictive to them in turn. Saliva, sweat, skin, cum — it's all delicious until the effects of the scrub wear off.


SELF-CARE
CREATURE COMFORTS
HEALING PAWS ► The ryokan features an independent fitness studio. Numerous classes are available for guests to join or they can do some solo workouts in the gym. In keeping with the aesthetic of the ryokan, the training equipment available is rustic. Guests will find bamboo swords, wooden staffs, striking posts, clay pots filled with sand and/or water, sand bags, and weighted stone dumbbells.

► Puppy yoga is one of the most popular classes available. Let yourself be carried away by a series of soothing postures and deep breaths while surrounded by puppies! Guests are welcome to stay and play with the puppies after class. These puppies are energetic and eager to play; they may even try to follow a favored guest home!

► The relaxation lounge features 24 indifferent cats that wander as they please. Guests can purchase snacks and toys to give the cats, as well as enjoy some sweet treats themselves while relaxing on cushions. The relaxation lounge is kept dim so guests may join the cats in lazing and napping, with the lights only turning up when it's time for the cats to eat. A few lucky guests will be asked to help give these precious felines their meals!
FREE PLAY ► It isn't only the cats and dogs that get playtime. Rooms marked PLAY ROOM can be found throughout the ryokan, Crane's Respite, and Heron's Retreat. Guests that want to experience pet life can dress up and wait to be adopted by an owner for the night. Costume selection is vast and not limited to cats and dogs. Dressing rooms provide everything one may need to play the part of a pet: collars, ear headbands, tail buttplugs, paw socks, muzzles, gags, harnesses, and other kinky accessories.

► Guests not dressing up will be encouraged by staff to adopt a pet. These guests are referred to as owners, and if they agree to adopt, they can pick through an assortment of toys for their new pet. After selection, both will be escorted to a private room for play. Rooms are varied, ranging luxurious bedrooms to playgrounds with human-sized agility sets and climbing structures.

Staff may begin aggressively recruiting if pet selection runs thin. Guests that behave poorly or cause trouble around the ryokan may also be punished by being forced into a pet role, with a warning to owners that these are 'naughty' pets that need training. Alternatively, they may also target guests that are shy or keeping to themselves. These 'strays' will be marketed as high priority and in desperate need of sweet loving.

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS
BLANKET CW: alcohol; BDSM; body modification; competition; costumes; dubcon; group sex; petplay; public sex; punishment; sex toys; stripping; supernatural; transformation

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

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▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

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blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 The villainous hero arrives!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2026-01-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[The first person taking on Flins got the raw end of a surprise deal. But anyone approaching afterwards, and watched, was either way too cocky in their skills or a glutton for punishment. Bakugo, on the other hand, knows exactly what he's up against and is 100% assured in his ability to beat this man into the ground! Their first spar might've been a tactical draw, but he counted that loss personally and is raring to bring the score back to even. Ping-pong course or not!

Some of the audience is moving out of the way. Those white balls are looking far too much like bullets soon enough.

HE'LL MOCK MERCILESSLY!]


Giving yourself a pep talk over there? [He's not answering such a ridiculous question. ATTITUDE! His lips spread in a fang-baring grin as Flins rolls his sleeve up in preparation. Already breaking a sweat, huh?] OY! [He tilts his head to the side, grin vanishing in a snarl of surprise, then back to a smirk as the ball crashes into the wall and breaks in half.] Baaaka! That's my point, you idiot.

[Where are you aiming! His forehead's way above the table!]
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[personal profile] lunarnocturne 2026-01-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not unlike those hammer games of strength at festivals: one person sees a challenge and thinks "I can handle that" and before they know it they're getting their ass handed to them. Thankfully Bakugo is the furthest thing from a fool attempting to blindly brute force his way through something. ...okay maybe not the furthest thing, but he's smart enough to know better than to think Flins will be a pushover.

Smart crowd, at least. Last thing they need is to have an unnecessary injuries.]


Not exactly. [Chuckling to himself, he bounces another ball, this time serving it properly but with some force behind it.] I was merely checking to see that you were paying attention, is all. And perhaps giving you a head start.

[The smirk he wears is almost mocking, a rarity for him; he's trying deliberately to goad Bakugo into a rage. He's noticed that a temper seems to be the young man's biggest sticking point and thus plans to see if he can exploit it.]
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 SNAP!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2026-01-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe one day, Flins will get to see Bakugo test his hand at those hammer games. He's already made the whack-a-mole machienes in the arcade piss themselves the second he sets foot inside the light-flushed area. His opponent's no pushover, but whacking the ball AT him and completely missing the table's a fucking rookie mistake. Hilarious as it is. There's no way the man's going to repeat that slip next time. ... Don't think he's gonna mistake a rebounded attempt to bean him with the ball! He'll send one right back!

People should wear some goggles when spectating Ping-Pong Extreme.]


Haa?! Who the hell do you think I am?! [Like he wouldn't pay attention to a game he's willingly competing it. Wha-?! A head start?! Veins throb on his forehead, red eyes shrinking into a egregious rage as his expression wrenches savage.] I'm gonna fucking slaughter you.

[Dead man. He's combating a dead fucking man. Bakugo's racket handle grits its own wooden grain as he crushes his grip around it, forearm muscles going wire taut with his next swing. SMASH!!

... okay, so the balls are reinforced, BUT STILL- here comes another howler.]
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[personal profile] lunarnocturne 2026-01-17 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[He can very easily imagine the poor game breaking with the first swing, haha... Most forms of entertainment probably aren't designed with the destructive tendencies of an explosive hero in mind, so it stands to reason your average game goes on the fritz when Bakugo approaches. But hey, let a fae live a little! He was just having fun... Although he should have made it a valid shot, it's true. Then the game would've started on an even higher note.

Helmets, too, probably.]


Young Master Bakugo, that's who. God of Explosions, yes? [Teasing him again by not remembering his overly long name. Paraphrasing counts, right? Though it's good to see that his poking and prodding is having the intended affect. That's one hell of a ldirty look.] Oh? Then I think you're in the wrong line of work.

[Perhaps he should join the Fatui... They seem to care less about the number of corpses their work builds up. For now, though, he keeps his eye on the ball, movements smooth and elegant as he steps lightly and moves to send the ball back with another overhanded swing. WHOOSH it goes!

Again, for the space between his eyes. He's doing this on purpose...]
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Mur- murd- mu- murder- mur-!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2026-01-17 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[To his credit, he didn't demolish the stupid thing; those tickets were his to cash in for vouchers! But once or twice, his anger at the resort got the better of him and he ended up taking it out on the game. Normally Bakugo isn't up for wanton destruction of other people's property, but it's real fucking hard to give a shit about property belonging to a kidnapper keeping him in a place he should never have been in, dammit!

Rest assured, Flins' not escaping a pingpong ball to the forehead before this game's over!]


YOU'RE DEAD!! [No one calls him by his overly long hero name, much to his rage. At least Flins got two out of five right. Doesn't do shit to quell the surge building up on his side of the table. Fuck, he wants to land a shot right on this bastard's grinning face!] I'm exactly where I wanna be right now!

[Taking out a blue-haired pain in the ass with a pingpong ball! Bakugo cusses as Flins takes the ball with nary a struggle, as if floating to the side he needs. He's no slouch in speed, and those long arms and legs mean he'll be able to cover a lot more table space. Corner shots are gonna be expected. *WHAP* ... HE WENT FOR HIS FUCKING EYES AGAIN?!

Easy dodge, another point, but-]
DAMMIT! TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!

[He can't enjoy his win if Flins is throwing the match!]
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[personal profile] lunarnocturne 2026-01-17 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Points where you can get 'em, huh? It's a small wonder that more of the resort's guests do have temper tantrums or hissy fits and tear the place apart. Or maybe they did and got in trouble for it? Flins hasn't heard one way or the other. He needs to put his ear to the ground and gather some intel on the situation here, truly.

If that's the extent of his injuries, he'll take it, honestly.]


Haha~ No, then. [Well, when it is kind of long and overly complex, you can't blame people for forgetting it or misremembering! Hence why Flins himself has chosen his surname to go by this time. He was Kyryll in the days of the courts of yore, Chudomirovich before his sleep, and now Flins after awakening. Much simpler this way.] Then do try to smile some, yes?

[A nice, serene smile like his own would be a miracle. Or perhaps Bakugo's face would crack, he's not sure... Though that may happen anyway given how Flins is treating him this time around. The ball goes sailing past Bakugo's head, warranting a knowing smirk that looks almost out of place on Flins' typically calm expression.]

Very well. If you insist. I just thought a little fun was in order.

[All the same, he prepares a third ping pong ball, this time behaving himself and serving it to a corner, trying to get it into the far reaches of the table's corner, just as Bakugo predicted. It probably won't be enough to slow him down, but it's the thought that counts, right?]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2026-01-17 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most people who've rebelled usually quiet down when they find out how pointless it is. Bakugo lashed out several times his first day, beating the highest-floor ceiling with as many explosions as he could until his arms screamed and his breath ran ragged. Didn't make a damn dent. Even fighting off the stupid gull-headed guards didn't get much more than a disproving talking to by another staff member (who he also threatened to scram or die). One person isn't going to break out of here by brute force; a tantrum doesn't do anything but give some frustration its due. He'd rather vent in the training rooms and get stronger in the process.

RGGGGHH!! THAT SMUG FACE IS REALLY PISSING HIM OFF!! Bakugo only uses his hero name for his online user ID. He hasn't had any reason to don his alias in the resort, save for when people ask. The only naming convention he bristles under is when Westerners try calling him by his first name; yeah it's normal in their culture, but really weird hearing someone he doesn't know that well drop his given name like they're close friends out of nowhere! Hence why he usually introduces himself family-name first to anyone. Easterners pick up on the same cultural respect and Westerners think "Bakugo" is his first name, thus call him by it. Win Win.]
I'm smiling right now, you ass!

[Right, because that feral look splitting his face into fang-bearing slasher smiles and wide-eyed death intents is surely equal to a smile. Nyoom! He feels the ball scrape through a few spikes of hair on the side of his head, threatening to set the upper shell of his ear on fire, before it blitzes past. This shitty bastard did it on purpose.]

Why you--...!! [A throaty growl strains through his teeth and neck as he seizes his paddle in hand and slings his arm back, red eyes blazing over the swell of his bicep crossing in front of his face. One solid whack sends the ball to the corner and Bakugo catches it with a hard sweep, sending it flying towards Flins once more. This time aiming straight for his middle.]
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[personal profile] lunarnocturne 2026-01-17 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's true what they say: you can't riot on your own; a one-man riot is a tantrum. No matter how strong Bakugo is, it's clear their captor is stronger yet still. They'll have to come up with something more clever than a brute force approach of hammering away at the walls or ceiling. What that entails, Flins doesn't quite know thus far, though the whispers about the resort's heart are promising indeed. For now they can train together and keep each other on their toes, even through a game of ping pong.

Perhaps it might even teach Bakugo a little self-control and patience. (Yeah right...) It's certainly teaching Flins a great deal about the young man, and encouraging him to be a bit less whimsical in his approach to dealing with people. Will he learn? Yeah, probably not either. Two stubborn cusses battling for supremacy here. The only winners might be the resort itself for all the energy they're putting forward. Thankfully he has enough respect to address Bakugo by whichever name he chooses, save for the honorable title that's been bestowed upon him only partially in jest. To Flins, Illuga will always be his young master, but Bakugo deserve respect, too. And calling him by name feels a little too personal at the moment.]
Hehe, indeed you are. And what a frightening visage it is.

[Hey, it counts! Just... not the kind you wear to picture day. Flins knows his attempt to cajole Bakugo will only earn more of his ire, but that's the name of the game. ~Strategy!~ By now all but the most hardcore of watchers have fled the room, seeing that this match will only get more out of hand. Laughing lightly, Flins taps his paddle against his free hand, shrugging a bit.]

Come now, Young Master. Surely you can do better than that. [He gets his wish, though! For Bakugo slams the ball back in his direction at a very inopportune angle, forcing him to twist out of the way to get his paddle in position. It does no good, though: the ball goes sailing off to the side. Point to Bakugo there.] Hmm... Very good. I see you're not just skilled in combat. [Retrieving their ball, he tosses it a couple times and then serves with an echoing slam, imparting a bit of flame onto the ball so that it glows azure as it bounces once and then flies for Bakugo's right shoulder.]
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[personal profile] blastedass 2026-01-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh he can riot all on his own! He's a one-man walking arsenal! But this place proved itself stronger than his powers alone, sending him back with a bunch of snarls and bitter growls with a burning determination to get stronger. He knows the only way they're going to escape is by rebelling together, and only after they've gathered enough information to make their push impossible to deny. Undermining, pressing advantage, exploiting weakness, and finally crippling the damn thing to the bitter end. He has to be ready for whenever that happens.

Anyone who sees Bakugo as nothing more than an explosive loudmouth with anger issues is quickly going to get wrecked by reality. For all his explosive attitude and jerk ass temperament, his natural skill and ambitious drive refuse to let himself get carried away and fail thanks to his own nature! He reaches the ping-pong ball without delay and slams it back across the net, already moving his body to the center in preparation for whatever Flins serves at him next. He has to hit the table, so there's no point in guarding anything above his chest. Even a rebound means it's at waist height already. Red eyes scan the entire swath of space between his side and Flins' own. Left, right, middle, and almost two feet above the table. That's the only area the ball can go...]


Don't piss yourself too early, Chouchin. [Scared of his face? GOOD! Bakugo has permanent gremlin face whenever pictures happen. He's never sat still and smiled like a good boy for the shutter. Even gets pissed if someone manages to snap a shot of him without snarling or scowling or yelling. Another rebound, another crash of paddle on ball, and the white meteor shoots across the net in repeated flurry. The name "ping pong" is getting obvious proof today!]

HOW'S THAT?! [You want better?! His grin widens in satisfaction when Flins has to move his center of gravity and misses the ball entirely. His point! Bakugo plops a hand on the table, making a rude gesture with his paddle in victory. Point for him! One more on the path to absolute victory!] Don't look down on me in anything! I'll obliterate any challenger!

[DID YOU JUST FUCKING LIGHT THE BALL ON FIRE?!] WHAT THE HELL?! [Whack! Back it goes, though he had to move his body similar to Flins earlier. Shit! Back to the middle before he tries taking that left side advantage!]