【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches Weight: 5 oz Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!) Eye color: black Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick • emotional guide • damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking • mating dances • hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing • flying fast • speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS • ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS • JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video
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I fear you may be correct. [ It is a source of endless consternation to Keita that his clairvoyance is stymied when it comes to the House. If only he could see the results of that particular series of decisions... but where those memories should be, there is, as always, only blankness. ] Although I believe I did once hear of someone completing a deck and making a wish. Not recently, though.
[ And Keita has never asked Jin Mingming, proprietress of the Red Cardinal, to tell him her story face to face—he's only heard these things through the so-called grapevine.
The sudden wince and aborted gasp make Keita's brows furrow slightly, and he tilts his head in concern, but something about the way Viktor puts himself quickly back together suggests that he wouldn't like to be asked about it. Since he offers no clarification, Keita doesn't press him on the matter. ]
I'm glad to be of help, [ he says instead. ] I just wish I had better news for you.
[ He doesn't speak of it, nor does he show that it's still affecting him in any way. The thought of him and others being at the mercy of an entity well beyond their comprehension and control it does something in him. Ignites this overwhelming sense of fear. But he does not show it. ]
Good or not, it still gives a person a frame of reference, however much that may be worth in a place like this. This wish you spoke of, do you know what it was exactly? Or even perhaps the state of the hotel when it was granted?
[ Unfortunately, the answer to that question is only more bad news: ]
The rumor is that she wished for her daughter's freedom, and as a result is now trapped here forever.
[ The implication is, therefore, that a full deck can only be used once, and the wish only used for one person. If that were the case, it would explain certain mechanics that have been obfuscated thus far, and would answer the question of why a single person couldn't simply wish for everyone in the resort to be freed...
Keita sighs. ]
As for the state of the hotel, I'm afraid I couldn't say. I believe that this took place quite some time ago, before any of our cohort of guests had arrived.
Are you familiar with alchemical processes? They are primarily focused on the concept of equivalent exchange. That something cannot be transmuted without something else. If we factor that into what happened, then it's safe to assume that an exchange happened, of a sort, and the full deck was the catalyst for it. If there happened to be two or more people who achieved a full deck, I wonder if overloading the system could be something feasibly done? All of us wishing for something, simultaneously, and thus causing a large enough energy expenditure that the hotel cannot possibly keep up with. [ Interesting. But it's merely speculation on his part and not something that could be done easily, he assumes. ]
Have you found that people wish to leave this place? [ Another inquiring tilt of his head and look back at the other. ]
[ Keita tilts his head thoughtfully. Although his own interest in science lies in the mechanical and not the alchemical, he is passingly familiar with the principles—he hasn't been thinking of the rules of the House as being analogous to alchemy, but he supposes it's a possibility. ]
We know very, very little about the House and its mechanisms at this point, [ Keita says, ] so your hypothesis is as good as any. I take it you're scientifically minded?
[ There's a mild interest there. Hard sciences definitely aren't Keita's cup of tea, but he does like the experience of listening to someone talk about something about which they're passionate.
The follow-up question gives him pause, and then he smiles again, wryly. ]
Some of them do. Not all.
[ Some of them. Not Keita, though. Or rather, he has nowhere to go, so what's the point? ]
Mm. [ Just a soft noise of acknowledgement at the question. ] Techmaturgy was my main area of study.
[ But even as he asks that Viktor hardly has anything to go back to now either. Even if he somehow survived, he would be the most wanted man in Piltover and Zaun, and for good reason. He was not the man that Jayce thought him to be, and even just thinking about the other causes a pang of hurt to course through his heart.
What would be the point of returning to a world where you had no home? But if people here wanted to leave, nothing is stopping him from finding a way out. He has always, if nothing else, wanted to help people. ]
[ Keita has to take a moment to puzzle through the root words of that one; some of it is obvious enough, but the latter half requires some thinking. Eventually, through a combination of critical thinking and slight glimpses into the immediate future, Keita says, ]
I'm afraid such a field of study doesn't exist in my home world, at least not yet. I'm familiar with thaumaturgy, the performing of miracles, but I'm curious how that might interact with technology.
[ Although judging by Viktor's demeanor, there's a nonzero chance that Keita's curiosity won't be satisfied today, or perhaps ever. That's all right, though. He would never push when it isn't necessary, and he knows it's hardly his God-given right to know Viktor's story. ]
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[ And Keita has never asked Jin Mingming, proprietress of the Red Cardinal, to tell him her story face to face—he's only heard these things through the so-called grapevine.
The sudden wince and aborted gasp make Keita's brows furrow slightly, and he tilts his head in concern, but something about the way Viktor puts himself quickly back together suggests that he wouldn't like to be asked about it. Since he offers no clarification, Keita doesn't press him on the matter. ]
I'm glad to be of help, [ he says instead. ] I just wish I had better news for you.
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Good or not, it still gives a person a frame of reference, however much that may be worth in a place like this. This wish you spoke of, do you know what it was exactly? Or even perhaps the state of the hotel when it was granted?
no subject
The rumor is that she wished for her daughter's freedom, and as a result is now trapped here forever.
[ The implication is, therefore, that a full deck can only be used once, and the wish only used for one person. If that were the case, it would explain certain mechanics that have been obfuscated thus far, and would answer the question of why a single person couldn't simply wish for everyone in the resort to be freed...
Keita sighs. ]
As for the state of the hotel, I'm afraid I couldn't say. I believe that this took place quite some time ago, before any of our cohort of guests had arrived.
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Have you found that people wish to leave this place? [ Another inquiring tilt of his head and look back at the other. ]
no subject
We know very, very little about the House and its mechanisms at this point, [ Keita says, ] so your hypothesis is as good as any. I take it you're scientifically minded?
[ There's a mild interest there. Hard sciences definitely aren't Keita's cup of tea, but he does like the experience of listening to someone talk about something about which they're passionate.
The follow-up question gives him pause, and then he smiles again, wryly. ]
Some of them do. Not all.
[ Some of them. Not Keita, though. Or rather, he has nowhere to go, so what's the point? ]
no subject
[ But even as he asks that Viktor hardly has anything to go back to now either. Even if he somehow survived, he would be the most wanted man in Piltover and Zaun, and for good reason. He was not the man that Jayce thought him to be, and even just thinking about the other causes a pang of hurt to course through his heart.
What would be the point of returning to a world where you had no home? But if people here wanted to leave, nothing is stopping him from finding a way out. He has always, if nothing else, wanted to help people. ]
no subject
[ Keita has to take a moment to puzzle through the root words of that one; some of it is obvious enough, but the latter half requires some thinking. Eventually, through a combination of critical thinking and slight glimpses into the immediate future, Keita says, ]
I'm afraid such a field of study doesn't exist in my home world, at least not yet. I'm familiar with thaumaturgy, the performing of miracles, but I'm curious how that might interact with technology.
[ Although judging by Viktor's demeanor, there's a nonzero chance that Keita's curiosity won't be satisfied today, or perhaps ever. That's all right, though. He would never push when it isn't necessary, and he knows it's hardly his God-given right to know Viktor's story. ]