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We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches Weight: 5 oz Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!) Eye color: black Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick • emotional guide • damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking • mating dances • hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing • flying fast • speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS • ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS • JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
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( Zoro watches in quiet amusement as Reno makes decisions about the set and his outfit. None of the specifics matter to him—he's here to watch Rude rail Reno, and the momentary reminder of that as they joke about ravishing each other makes arousal stir in his pants.
But he tries not to get ahead of himself. Instead, he confirms with the employee that they will be taking the camera he'd chosen (he's invested in it now) to the classroom set. The employee seems enthusiastic until Zoro mentions that he will be operating the camera, but Zoro stares at him with a look that says there's no room for argument, and the man wilts and goes off to make sure everything is prepared. Did he just put a camera operator out of a job? Maybe. But he's fine with that. )
Don't take forever in hair and makeup. ( He's been involved in one or two of these before, he knows how long it can take... ) You're pretty enough already.
( He grins at his friend, then catches Rude's eye and gives him a wink. ) See you guys on set.
( And he walks off like he knows where he's going, but he doesn't. It's a small blessing that the man they'd just been speaking with returns in time to guide Zoro in the right direction. )
[Rude narrows his eyes at Reno for that comment, but if he could read his mind would mentally shove him for expressing that he finds another man hot. But he can't genuinely be upset. He glances at Zoro, who is indeed, very hot. And now they're rivals, just like that.]
Right.
[He doesn't have any intention of bothering with make up, and to look like a teacher all he needs is a cheap ugly egregiously untailored button-down and some glasses. Rude grabs them and goes to get changed but not before staring Zoro down. Calling Reno pretty. Right in front of his salad. Still, he wasn't wrong.
Rude pushes on Reno's shoulder from behind, shoving him right into the changing rooms for a moment of privacy while they get dressed before heading to set.]
[Reno notices the shift in tone from Rude, being by his side long enough to notice even the slightest difference.
So he frowns when Rude shoves him into he changing room, and even while he pulls his shirt over his head to get changed, he glances at his partner.]
Yeah. We're friends. We hang out, we drink, sometimes we fuck. And he's here 'cause he wants to see us fuck, so what's your problem?
[He buttons down the few alibi buttons of the crop top blouse and tries to tie the short tie that comes with it, but of course is too impatient to get it right at the first try, especially with such a weird length.]
( Zoro is busy receiving a crash course from the camera operator who was very upset about being out of a job, but who makes no comment after noticing the sword hanging off Zoro's hip. )
[Rude looks at Reno with continuously narrowed eyes, only turning away so he can change into the turtleneck and coat that he's supposed to be wearing for the scene. It's an ugly olive color that strangely goes well with his skintone, but is a little tight around his arms and chest.]
My problem? I don't have a problem.
[He keeps his pants on, not bothering to change those. Sighing, he moves closer to help Reno with his costume. It looks ridiculous, but he can't just let his partner struggle.] Let me do it. [Rude swats Reno's hands away to tied the tie, a ridiculous detail in a largely unrealistic school uniform. Anyone would be expelled for wearing something like that.]
Right, [Reno raises his eyebrow and keeps his eyes lingering on Rude.] And this is my natural hair color and definitely not dyed, [he rolls his eyes, sarcasm basically dripping from his words,and puts on the skirt and rolls the stocking up his slender legs. Sometimes he could really pass for a woman, if he played it just right.
He lets Rude do the tie, secretly having hoped for his partner to take over, because he can't be bothered to actually tie the thing. And then it's time that his eyes narrow.]
He's not my boyfriend. He's a friend. You know that I don't do boyfriends, except you, [There's something else on the tip of his tongue, but he swallows it down, not wanting to have a discussion now, when Zoro is indeed waiting for them.]
We'll talk about this later, [He says instead and smoothes his clothes down. He's maybe a bit jealous that Rude can pull of even this garish jacket and still look hot] Cause yeah, Zoro is waiting.
( Zoro is indeed waiting for them, though he wouldn't have minded a longer delay—he's just dozing off on the director's chair, blissfully unaware of the actual director side-eyeing him resentfully, but too afraid to actually say anything to him.
When Rude and Reno get to the set, an assistant nervously wakes Zoro, and he grunts as his eyes flutter open and he gets to his feet. ) Thanks.
( He takes a look at the couple's outfits, tilting his head. ) You guys look good.
[At least Reno's answer is reassuring for the moment. And the redhead does look weirdly good dressed in a skirt. One of the marvels of the world.]
One of us does. [Rude mumbles, peeking under Reno's mini skirt from behind.] I read the lines but I didn't like them, so we can just make something up. Does a little improv sound okay?
[He makes sure to look at Zoro when he asks that question. He's the director and his name would be on the credits at the beginning and end if it gets played on premiere night--highly unlikely considering the low budget and impromptu quality of whatever they're filming.] Where should I stand?
[Reno frowns a little when they return, but it vanishes quickly at Rude's comment.]
Says the one being able to pull off such a color AND look good in regular glasses.
[He shrugs, and wonders if he should request some special underwear than the simple black one he's wearing right now.]
Yeah, sure. Never bothered with any of the real scripts anyway, if you're asking me. You guys discuss the whole setting and stuff, and I'll quickly make myself look extra pretty with some makeup!~
( Oh, he's the director now, too. Zoro is going to be totally spoiled, since he only expected to be a fly on the wall when the invitation to watch first arrived.
He snickers appreciatively when Rude peeks under Reno's skirt, then nods at the question. )
Yeah. Whatever makes you happy, big man.
( He frowns a little when Reno goes off to get some makeup, sighing and meeting Rude's eyes to give him a confused look. ) I thought he was already wearing make up. ( To be fair, he can't really tell when someone is wearing makeup unless it's super obvious, like bright, colorful eyeshadow. He also thinks Reno is a natural redhead, so.
One of the set coordinators comes up to whisper in his ear, and Zoro looks at him for a second before nodding. ) Good idea.
( He gets up and gestures for Rude to follow him, coming to a stop between the blackboard and the teacher's desk. He tosses a piece of chalk to Rude. )
We gotta put something on the board. Math or something. ( And yet he starts doodling the Straw Hats' jolly roger in the corner. )
[Rude watches as Reno leaves the two of them together for a moment. He offers Zoro a sympathetic sigh. Reno just always looks like that, not that Rude is an expert on make up, but the thick lashes, pink lips, and face markings weren't make up--the hair he dyes, and the brows he plucks into submission, but Rude isn't about to give away his partners secrets.]
Math..
[He approaches the board and draws some shapes and their associated equations for calculating their area, then the 3D versions and their volume equations so the board is full of a mix of easy geometry and enough variables to pass as algebra. He doubts anyone will even look close enough to check that he remembers anything correctly, but the board at least looks used now.
[Reno simply is a natural beauty, and he knows it, especially knows how to use it to his advantage, but if he's playing a school "girl" about to seduce a teacher (the script was rather vague about either gender for obvious reasons), then he needs to add a little more to it all. Even if it's just for show.
So a bit more mascara to make his lashes even darker and longer, a bit of red lipstick and some more brown and black eyeshadow smoked around his eyes, that's all he does, and it's not even five minutes later that he returns, braiding his ponytail. (And yes, he also did a quick underwear change, but that's for Rude to find out when the time comes)
He looks at the set that Zoro and Rude seem to have improved while he was gone.]
Hm, were you boys having fun while I was gone? [he blinks at the blackboard and all the equations and drawings] You guys know that no one will pay even an ounce of attention to what's on that thing, right? Not when Rude is shirtless and pounding my ass into the next set, that's for sure.
( Zoro watches with an impressed frown as Rude fills the board. ) You a genius or something?
( Well that's hot. He's attracted to intelligence, apparently, although he hasn't quite realized that about himself yet.
He chuckles at Rude's question. ) It's my crew's Jolly Roger. Our captain designed it.
( Once Reno returns, he does notice that the older man looks even prettier than before, but god forbid someone ask him to explain what exactly has changed. )
Some people appreciate thoughtful details in a setting. ( He narrows his eyes playfully at Reno, idly caressing his side as he passes him on the way back to the director's chair. ) Besides, it's your fault we had time to kill. ( He nods at the fake door at the corner of the set. ) Go stand behind there. Come in when big man says his line.
( Rude is already where he should be, behind the teacher's desk and in front of the blackboard, so Zoro only grins at him knowingly as he gestures for his new assistant (who is probably working for peanuts, or for free) to click the clapperboard. )
[Rude shakes his head, his eyes darting to Zoro at the compliment intonated like an insult. He's not sure whether to be offended, but the expression on the guy's face isn't mean so he looks at the cartoonish skull.]
Ah, right, pirates. [He'd slowly gotten to know more about Zoro's crew, even spoken to a couple of them over the network. Rude makes a little mental dossier on everyone he deems noteworthy.] It's.. cute.
[The girl with the orange hair might have designed it.. or the young lanky one. A toss up, really. Rude's attention goes straight to Reno when he enters, noting the bold red lipstick first and rolling his eyes.] You're going to get lipstick all over me again.
[It might sound like a complaint, but Rude gets right into position, eager to smear it in the dozens of ways that come to mind. The clap and Zoro yelling action have Rude instantly in character, looking down at papers on his desk when Reno comes into frame.] I'm surprised you managed to come to detention on time. I wanted to talk about your behavior in class before we have to get your parents involved. [Rude talks in a sterner voice than usual, both hands on the desk when he leans forward in his best disappointed stare.]
Hey, I didn't even take that long, [Reno shoots back at Zoro, then turns towards Rude.] Yeah, and we both know you love finding it in all the places later~
[he winks at both men and blows then kisses, not caring that both of them just more or less complained. But Reno is here for fun, and he does as he's told, waiting behind the fake door for his cue.
When it comes, he pushes the door open, and walks over to the teacher desk, not one of the small student ones that stand in line there, one foot in front of the other like a cat, hips swaying maybe a little more than necessary.]
My behavior? But what's wrong with that? ~
[He cocks his head a little, twirling the end of his braided ponytail around his fingers and looks at Rude through mascara enhanced lashes, wondering how much the other will be able to stay in character. He's standing in front of the desk for now, so when he bends forward just a little, the skirt lifts enough for the camera to catch the black lace underwear he's wearing underneath, still very much out of sight for Rude.]
[Rude's eyes roam over Reno's outfit, even taking in his make up choices up close when he also leans forward from the other side of the desk to talk to his "student"]
First of all, your uniform. The skirt is too short, and the blouse isn't meant to be worn that way. Then there are the inappropriate outbursts in class. [Rude shakes his head in disappointment.] On top of that, several students have suggested that you told them you would, and I quote, suck me off to get your grades changed.
[Rude straightens up a little, pretending to smooth out his sweater.] Why would you be spreading that kind of rumor? [He takes a deliberate step forward, leaning against the desk in a way that shows the bulge in his slacks.]
( It's his first time directing, and frankly he'd never even watched a porno before coming to the Golden Peacock. So Zoro is very entertained by the scene playing out before him, and no one's even naked yet! He's smirking to himself as he quietly watches, finding no need to redirect or intervene when both Reno and Rude seem to be playing their roles perfectly.
In fact, if Zoro were to pause and think about it, he'd think that they aren't really having to stretch too far from how they are. Reno misbehaves, Rude punishes. He can see that just being part of their everyday dynamic! Not that he knows too much about the couple besides his own experience with them.
To his credit, Zoro isn't just watching—he stands up to try and operate the camera, doing a slow panning shot from head to toe of Reno's outfit when Rude describes all the ways his uniform violates the dress code. Then he points the camera at the bulge in Rude's slacks, his shoddy camera work resulting in a comedic, overenthusiastic zoom-in. Will this video be unwatchable afterwards? It's very likely. )
[How shocked would Zoro be if he learned that in fact Reno is the one with the higher rank between the two of them, and while having quite unorthodox methods, is still very serious about his work. And that Rude even indulges Reno sometimes with going over the top, but would never punish him. Unless, of course, it's in bed.
Reno blinks at Rude, the smirk on his lips somewhere between devilish and somewhat pretending to be innocent, but failing badly. Hey, this is a porno, no one wants to see good acting. His gaze drops from Rude's eyes down to the bulge in his pants and he tilts his head, raising an eyebrow.]
'Cause I think it's true. Looks like you'd already be very interested in such a deal. So how 'bout it? I suck ya off, and you forget 'bout the bad grades? And if you also wanna forget whatever else you're complaining about, I might even let you fuck my pretty tight little ass, professor
[he leans even more forward as he emphasizes Rude's fake academic title, showing off just how badly buttoned the blouse is, the tie basically dangling freely in Reno's cleavage]
[It's wild how easily he's able to forget that Zoro is there watching from behind the camera. In fact, when Reno is being this distracting it's hard to remember that there's anyone else in the world. Oh, right, lines. He has lines.]
You better do a good job. Your grade depends on it. [Rude steps around to Reno's side of the teacher's desk, sitting on top of it after he unzips his pants so the camera can get a good shot of Rude reaching out to his boyfriend and pulling him in closer by his pigtail braids.] Hopefully you're better at sucking cock than you are at paying attention in class.
[For someone feeling so out of his element, he thinks he's doing rather well, except for his awkward glances up toward the camera for approval. It's far easier not to worry about it and instead just allow Reno to do his thing. He leans back further once he unbuttons his shirt, giving his boyfriend more real estate to look at--definitely not for the audience.]
( Zoro has no idea what Reno and Rude do for work. It's never come up. But he's pretty sure they're not in the field of education.
He quietly snorts in amusement as he listens to the dialogue that borders on cheesy, briefly opening his mouth with intent to tell them to get to the good part. But he closes it without saying a word, instead letting the pair do as they will.
He's happy just to watch, truly.
And he watches both the scene unfolding live before him and the version getting captured on the screen, eyes flitting back and forth. Reno looks just like the gorgeous seductress he's playing, and Rude is believable as the strict teacher about to teach him a lesson. Except for when he glances at the camera. Then he's kind of cute.
Zoro makes sure to zoom in and pan up Rude's chest when he shows it off, then zooms back out to capture whatever Reno's reaction will be. )
[And Zoro would be right to think so, but he would probably also not be too happy if he knew the truth about what exactly Rude and Reno did for a living before being brought here to the resort.
He's not bothered by the dialogue,but he is impressed that Rude gets right to the point without much beating around the bush. Or maybe he's just not confident enough in his acting skills. Works well for Reno though, and he gives Rude and the camera the most hungry grin he can manage.]
Oh, ya bet I can. So what, every time I make ya cum, my grades will go up by two?
[he tilts his head, and his hands are already on Rude's bare chest, running down his muscular pecks, over that bar bell in one nipple that Reno himself pierced, and down his abdomen. Glancing up through mascara heavy lashes, Reno blows Rude a kiss, before his hands drop down to the hem of his partner's pants and underwear and pulls them both lower as he drops to his knees. Licking over his read lip, he already knows that the lipstick will be smeared everywhere soon, and with that in mind, he wraps his fingers around the base of Rude's cock and licks once alone the underside, twirling around the tip and toying briefly with Rude's other piercing, before parting his lips and relaxing his throat to take all of Rude's impressive length and girth at once without as much as flinching.]
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But he tries not to get ahead of himself. Instead, he confirms with the employee that they will be taking the camera he'd chosen (he's invested in it now) to the classroom set. The employee seems enthusiastic until Zoro mentions that he will be operating the camera, but Zoro stares at him with a look that says there's no room for argument, and the man wilts and goes off to make sure everything is prepared. Did he just put a camera operator out of a job? Maybe. But he's fine with that. )
Don't take forever in hair and makeup. ( He's been involved in one or two of these before, he knows how long it can take... ) You're pretty enough already.
( He grins at his friend, then catches Rude's eye and gives him a wink. ) See you guys on set.
( And he walks off like he knows where he's going, but he doesn't. It's a small blessing that the man they'd just been speaking with returns in time to guide Zoro in the right direction. )
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Right.
[He doesn't have any intention of bothering with make up, and to look like a teacher all he needs is a cheap ugly egregiously untailored button-down and some glasses. Rude grabs them and goes to get changed but not before staring Zoro down. Calling Reno pretty. Right in front of his salad. Still, he wasn't wrong.
Rude pushes on Reno's shoulder from behind, shoving him right into the changing rooms for a moment of privacy while they get dressed before heading to set.]
You two seem very close.
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So he frowns when Rude shoves him into he changing room, and even while he pulls his shirt over his head to get changed, he glances at his partner.]
Yeah. We're friends. We hang out, we drink, sometimes we fuck. And he's here 'cause he wants to see us fuck, so what's your problem?
[He buttons down the few alibi buttons of the crop top blouse and tries to tie the short tie that comes with it, but of course is too impatient to get it right at the first try, especially with such a weird length.]
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My problem? I don't have a problem.
[He keeps his pants on, not bothering to change those. Sighing, he moves closer to help Reno with his costume. It looks ridiculous, but he can't just let his partner struggle.] Let me do it. [Rude swats Reno's hands away to tied the tie, a ridiculous detail in a largely unrealistic school uniform. Anyone would be expelled for wearing something like that.]
Let's not keep Boyfriend #2 waiting.
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[Reno raises his eyebrow and keeps his eyes lingering on Rude.]
And this is my natural hair color and definitely not dyed,
[he rolls his eyes, sarcasm basically dripping from his words,and puts on the skirt and rolls the stocking up his slender legs.
Sometimes he could really pass for a woman, if he played it just right.
He lets Rude do the tie, secretly having hoped for his partner to take over, because he can't be bothered to actually tie the thing.
And then it's time that his eyes narrow.]
He's not my boyfriend. He's a friend. You know that I don't do boyfriends, except you,
[There's something else on the tip of his tongue, but he swallows it down, not wanting to have a discussion now, when Zoro is indeed waiting for them.]
We'll talk about this later,
[He says instead and smoothes his clothes down.
He's maybe a bit jealous that Rude can pull of even this garish jacket and still look hot]
Cause yeah, Zoro is waiting.
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When Rude and Reno get to the set, an assistant nervously wakes Zoro, and he grunts as his eyes flutter open and he gets to his feet. ) Thanks.
( He takes a look at the couple's outfits, tilting his head. ) You guys look good.
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One of us does. [Rude mumbles, peeking under Reno's mini skirt from behind.] I read the lines but I didn't like them, so we can just make something up. Does a little improv sound okay?
[He makes sure to look at Zoro when he asks that question. He's the director and his name would be on the credits at the beginning and end if it gets played on premiere night--highly unlikely considering the low budget and impromptu quality of whatever they're filming.] Where should I stand?
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Says the one being able to pull off such a color AND look good in regular glasses.
[He shrugs, and wonders if he should request some special underwear than the simple black one he's wearing right now.]
Yeah, sure. Never bothered with any of the real scripts anyway, if you're asking me.
You guys discuss the whole setting and stuff, and I'll quickly make myself look extra pretty with some makeup!~
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He snickers appreciatively when Rude peeks under Reno's skirt, then nods at the question. )
Yeah. Whatever makes you happy, big man.
( He frowns a little when Reno goes off to get some makeup, sighing and meeting Rude's eyes to give him a confused look. ) I thought he was already wearing make up. ( To be fair, he can't really tell when someone is wearing makeup unless it's super obvious, like bright, colorful eyeshadow. He also thinks Reno is a natural redhead, so.
One of the set coordinators comes up to whisper in his ear, and Zoro looks at him for a second before nodding. ) Good idea.
( He gets up and gestures for Rude to follow him, coming to a stop between the blackboard and the teacher's desk. He tosses a piece of chalk to Rude. )
We gotta put something on the board. Math or something. ( And yet he starts doodling the Straw Hats' jolly roger in the corner. )
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Math..
[He approaches the board and draws some shapes and their associated equations for calculating their area, then the 3D versions and their volume equations so the board is full of a mix of easy geometry and enough variables to pass as algebra. He doubts anyone will even look close enough to check that he remembers anything correctly, but the board at least looks used now.
Rude points at Zoro's little drawing.]
What's that?
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So a bit more mascara to make his lashes even darker and longer, a bit of red lipstick and some more brown and black eyeshadow smoked around his eyes, that's all he does, and it's not even five minutes later that he returns, braiding his ponytail. (And yes, he also did a quick underwear change, but that's for Rude to find out when the time comes)
He looks at the set that Zoro and Rude seem to have improved while he was gone.]
Hm, were you boys having fun while I was gone?
[he blinks at the blackboard and all the equations and drawings]
You guys know that no one will pay even an ounce of attention to what's on that thing, right?
Not when Rude is shirtless and pounding my ass into the next set, that's for sure.
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( Well that's hot. He's attracted to intelligence, apparently, although he hasn't quite realized that about himself yet.
He chuckles at Rude's question. ) It's my crew's Jolly Roger. Our captain designed it.
( Once Reno returns, he does notice that the older man looks even prettier than before, but god forbid someone ask him to explain what exactly has changed. )
Some people appreciate thoughtful details in a setting. ( He narrows his eyes playfully at Reno, idly caressing his side as he passes him on the way back to the director's chair. ) Besides, it's your fault we had time to kill. ( He nods at the fake door at the corner of the set. ) Go stand behind there. Come in when big man says his line.
( Rude is already where he should be, behind the teacher's desk and in front of the blackboard, so Zoro only grins at him knowingly as he gestures for his new assistant (who is probably working for peanuts, or for free) to click the clapperboard. )
Action!
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Ah, right, pirates. [He'd slowly gotten to know more about Zoro's crew, even spoken to a couple of them over the network. Rude makes a little mental dossier on everyone he deems noteworthy.] It's.. cute.
[The girl with the orange hair might have designed it.. or the young lanky one. A toss up, really. Rude's attention goes straight to Reno when he enters, noting the bold red lipstick first and rolling his eyes.] You're going to get lipstick all over me again.
[It might sound like a complaint, but Rude gets right into position, eager to smear it in the dozens of ways that come to mind. The clap and Zoro yelling action have Rude instantly in character, looking down at papers on his desk when Reno comes into frame.] I'm surprised you managed to come to detention on time. I wanted to talk about your behavior in class before we have to get your parents involved. [Rude talks in a sterner voice than usual, both hands on the desk when he leans forward in his best disappointed stare.]
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[Reno shoots back at Zoro, then turns towards Rude.]
Yeah, and we both know you love finding it in all the places later~
[he winks at both men and blows then kisses, not caring that both of them just more or less complained.
But Reno is here for fun, and he does as he's told, waiting behind the fake door for his cue.
When it comes, he pushes the door open, and walks over to the teacher desk, not one of the small student ones that stand in line there, one foot in front of the other like a cat, hips swaying maybe a little more than necessary.]
My behavior? But what's wrong with that? ~
[He cocks his head a little, twirling the end of his braided ponytail around his fingers and looks at Rude through mascara enhanced lashes, wondering how much the other will be able to stay in character.
He's standing in front of the desk for now, so when he bends forward just a little, the skirt lifts enough for the camera to catch the black lace underwear he's wearing underneath, still very much out of sight for Rude.]
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First of all, your uniform. The skirt is too short, and the blouse isn't meant to be worn that way. Then there are the inappropriate outbursts in class. [Rude shakes his head in disappointment.] On top of that, several students have suggested that you told them you would, and I quote, suck me off to get your grades changed.
[Rude straightens up a little, pretending to smooth out his sweater.] Why would you be spreading that kind of rumor? [He takes a deliberate step forward, leaning against the desk in a way that shows the bulge in his slacks.]
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In fact, if Zoro were to pause and think about it, he'd think that they aren't really having to stretch too far from how they are. Reno misbehaves, Rude punishes. He can see that just being part of their everyday dynamic! Not that he knows too much about the couple besides his own experience with them.
To his credit, Zoro isn't just watching—he stands up to try and operate the camera, doing a slow panning shot from head to toe of Reno's outfit when Rude describes all the ways his uniform violates the dress code. Then he points the camera at the bulge in Rude's slacks, his shoddy camera work resulting in a comedic, overenthusiastic zoom-in. Will this video be unwatchable afterwards? It's very likely. )
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Unless, of course, it's in bed.
Reno blinks at Rude, the smirk on his lips somewhere between devilish and somewhat pretending to be innocent, but failing badly.
Hey, this is a porno, no one wants to see good acting.
His gaze drops from Rude's eyes down to the bulge in his pants and he tilts his head, raising an eyebrow.]
'Cause I think it's true. Looks like you'd already be very interested in such a deal. So how 'bout it? I suck ya off, and you forget 'bout the bad grades? And if you also wanna forget whatever else you're complaining about, I might even let you fuck my pretty tight little ass, professor
[he leans even more forward as he emphasizes Rude's fake academic title, showing off just how badly buttoned the blouse is, the tie basically dangling freely in Reno's cleavage]
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You better do a good job. Your grade depends on it. [Rude steps around to Reno's side of the teacher's desk, sitting on top of it after he unzips his pants so the camera can get a good shot of Rude reaching out to his boyfriend and pulling him in closer by his pigtail braids.] Hopefully you're better at sucking cock than you are at paying attention in class.
[For someone feeling so out of his element, he thinks he's doing rather well, except for his awkward glances up toward the camera for approval. It's far easier not to worry about it and instead just allow Reno to do his thing. He leans back further once he unbuttons his shirt, giving his boyfriend more real estate to look at--definitely not for the audience.]
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He quietly snorts in amusement as he listens to the dialogue that borders on cheesy, briefly opening his mouth with intent to tell them to get to the good part. But he closes it without saying a word, instead letting the pair do as they will.
He's happy just to watch, truly.
And he watches both the scene unfolding live before him and the version getting captured on the screen, eyes flitting back and forth. Reno looks just like the gorgeous seductress he's playing, and Rude is believable as the strict teacher about to teach him a lesson. Except for when he glances at the camera. Then he's kind of cute.
Zoro makes sure to zoom in and pan up Rude's chest when he shows it off, then zooms back out to capture whatever Reno's reaction will be. )
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He's not bothered by the dialogue,but he is impressed that Rude gets right to the point without much beating around the bush. Or maybe he's just not confident enough in his acting skills.
Works well for Reno though, and he gives Rude and the camera the most hungry grin he can manage.]
Oh, ya bet I can. So what, every time I make ya cum, my grades will go up by two?
[he tilts his head, and his hands are already on Rude's bare chest, running down his muscular pecks, over that bar bell in one nipple that Reno himself pierced, and down his abdomen.
Glancing up through mascara heavy lashes, Reno blows Rude a kiss, before his hands drop down to the hem of his partner's pants and underwear and pulls them both lower as he drops to his knees.
Licking over his read lip, he already knows that the lipstick will be smeared everywhere soon, and with that in mind, he wraps his fingers around the base of Rude's cock and licks once alone the underside, twirling around the tip and toying briefly with Rude's other piercing, before parting his lips and relaxing his throat to take all of Rude's impressive length and girth at once without as much as flinching.]