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We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches Weight: 5 oz Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!) Eye color: black Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick • emotional guide • damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking • mating dances • hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing • flying fast • speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS • ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS • JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
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[Hair the color of spring leaves, streaked with golden hue. Supple enough body, toned without being too stickish. A pretty face without veering too much into androgyny. And a mouth that isn't keen on shutting up when it'd be the better option. Bakugo finishes his wandering circle around his new bride, eyes taking a few more up and down scans in wrap.
They didn't send some blushing whimper letting him do whatever he wanted or freaking out in tears and pleas like the last one. Pain in the ass. She didn't shut up for hours. Finally had to let one of his guards have her instead. Like hell does he want to bed wailing their damn head off the entire time.
Yeah unfortunately Bakugo's role absorption doesn't actually give him the ability to transform into a dragon, despite bragging about doing so. But that doesn't mean the theater isn't equipped for this. One half of his mouth twitches in a mocking sneer, eyes lighting in challenge when Hiyori goads at him.
Wait... what the hell's he looking at? Red eyes swing towards the corner of his sockets and he twists his head, cape slapping against Hiyori's side as he glares daggers to the man behind the smoke and steam. Ugh, a shitty interloper.] SCRAM, ASSHOLE!!
[Momentary character break? Who knows? But the next second, a lever cranks and clouds abruptly burst from the ground below, covering Bakugo from view. A loud roar reverberates through the room, followed by a thudding sound, before--
an entire dragon snout and head shoves through the smoke and steam, red with black horns and rows of sharp teeth around a slick tongue! ... Yeah, it's a prop, but a hella good one too. Small white dots over the surface suggest motion capture for greater CGI covering after filming has wrapped.]
I'll show you more than that.
[Bakugo's voice echoes from a speaker in the dragon's maw, accompanied with subtle roars.]
[Okay, someone's enjoying his role a little too much.
Hiyori's cheeks brighten. It totally feels like he's being ogled! Which wouldn't be a problem (he was born to be looked at!) if not for the memory of how he'd behaved under the influence of his suit the last time he and Bakugo interacted. "Eager to watch that, too, are we?" he'd said before he started stripping down. His stomach knots a little at that recollection. But this is for a movie, so he's doing his best not to think about that stuff! He'll give his line, and the scene will continue.
The camera guy, meanwhile, doesn't appreciate being yelled at. He's just doing his job, which sometimes involves holding up cue cards for actors. Or rather, he's going above and beyond the call of his job by peppering in some saucy dialogue! Honestly, he harbors failed dreams of becoming a screenwriter. "Cameraman" is a role he had to settle for. That's why he just can't resist butting in. But no one cares about his backstory, so let's move on from him, too!
In a burst of special effects, Bakugo's character reveals his true form. Hiyori stumbles backwards, arms raising to cover himself. He doesn't want to be hit by any debris. Or any dirt for that matter, since it'll stain his pure white lingerie. After lowering his hands away from his face, his eyes blink tentatively open and he sees...
... a giant dragon! One that looks so convincing, he almost thinks they've summoned a real one. Which would be just horrible, and his legs quake with fear at the idea. Ah, but then the dragon unhinges its jaw and he hears Bakugo's voice echo throughout the set, soundingly oddly tinny, which causes him to realize the truth. As with any regular movie, this is all fake! But it's not fake to his character, so how should he react?
While he's deciding how to play this, the same "helpful" cameraman (who did not, in fact, scram) holds up another cue card. Hiyori gives it a glance.
"Now show me your big, thick dragon tail! And your dragon balls!"
... so maybe there's a reason this guy's creative ambitions never bore fruit. This time, Hiyori ignores him!]
So that's your full size!
[He gives a great big gasp, doing his best to act suitably impressed!]
I guess you are pretty big. But that presents another problem: you're so big, I'm not sure it'll fit!
[... and then he blurt outs something just as crass-sounding as what the camera guy proposed. But he's quick to clarify:]
And by "it," I mean the wedding tux! Which is a shame, since I only want a groom who's sharply-dressed. Think you can shrink yourself down to a medium-size? Not too big, but also not too small!
[When the hell is Bakugo not gonna do something at 100%? IF he's gonna play the Dragon Lord, he's gonna be the best damn Dragon Lord this stupid movie will ever see! (And he's gonna get some meta revenge on knowing Hiyori's embarrassed about his suit-based actions last time, considering how he behaved around Hiyori under his own arrow's affects. They can both agree never to talk about those moments again.)
For now, all Hiyori's able to see is the dragon's head and part of its neck, big enough for the guy to half-lie in if necessary. Luckily this isn't some kind of vore picture, though Bakugo wouldn't put it past them to engage in some weird kinks. How should Hiyori react to a sudden dragon appearance? Hopefully not running around and screaming like a little girl. Ugh. You don't have to follow the shitty script if you don't want to, Parrot! It's porn! They'll film it either way!
Bakugo's scoff comes through the speakers a little less biting than his usual one. Blame the sound transition.]
How do you like that? Impressive, isn't it! I could level a whole damn city without breaking a sweat!
[You better not be faking your surprise and impressed, Hiyori! He's a big awesome dragon! And there he goes, offering the tried and true line. A subtle shift and movement occurs in the smoke and steam, though it's impossible to tell if more of the prop waits to be revealed or if the mechanisms for the dragon head are the culprit.]
Flip-flopping bastard. I'm not going to revert back and forth between forms for your entertainment! [Sorry, you only get two choices here, Hiyori. Bakugo as the human form dragon lord... or an impressive dragon model body covering a fucking (literally) machine hidden in the smokey steam.] I'll make it fit!
[Did you not see the icon? That was his super impressed face!
Marveling at the Dragon Lord's true form is all well and good, but the question remains: how is he to play the rest of this scene? His role is that of one of the many brides who fails to satisfy the Dragon Lord's voracious appetite for sex, but this is not a role he feels content with. What about his satisfaction? They ought to keep their cast and crew happy!
And anyway, if this is the Dragon Lord's true form, then it's not like they can really have sex. He can't sleep with a big animatronic dragon! (<--- He naively thinks to himself, not realizing what lies behind all that steam.) Should he say, "Alright, fine! I'll go grab the wedding tux, and we'll see if it fits!" and then run offstage, never to return?
Bakugo really seems to be getting into the whole Dragon Lord thing, though. And it is kind of funny to watch. So maybe he'll play along for a bit longer, rather than spoiling the other boy's fun so soon.]
If you say so! Just remember that if you tear the tux open, that won't make anyone happy.
[Or if he tears something els—]
Anyway, mind showing me the rest? You've already seen quite a lot of me, and as bride and groom, we ought not keep secrets from each other! So I'd like for you to step out of that smoke, please! Unless you're too shy, of course.
[He crossed his arms, waiting and watching expectantly, a smirk curving up his lips as he says that last thing.]
[Don't underestimate his pride! He wants to hear and see and know it's impressed!
Leave it to Bakugo to throw out the script and do his own thing. Guess being Dragon Lord really has gone to his head. Questioning whether or not the people in the backstage were on board with his demands is probably valid? But it's not changing anything going on right now. Hiyori has his role, but no one said they had to stick to the damn thing. Bakugo saw other people playing Dragon Lord in other productions, so that quickly shattered his delusion of being the only one. But he can damn well be the greatest!
For his part, Bakugo's inside the dragon's main body, puppeteering the beast from his own special placement. Sure there was a stunt guy who was supposed to do it, but he demanded to know how during earlier setup, so now he's the one in control. Talking into a microphone beside his head and resonating his voice outward in a rushing tonal mix of talk and roar.
Hiyori needs to live and go with the flow here. Adapt, Parrot!]
You're not going to be in that damn tux much longer. [As husky a growl as a dragon can make. Smoke and steam peel backwards as the animatronic walks forward, revealing a rather impressive reptilian body covered in dark red skin, pale spikes and horns setting them off from the surrounding glow and gloom. Motorized legs keep a slow and steady pace, likely to be overlaid with CGI later in production. A long tail sweeps back and forth behind it as the dragon emerges from billowing clouds and stands in all glory in the center of his throne room.
Just uh... don't look under it immediately or the jig is definitely going to be up. It's pretty obvious what's waiting beneath between its legs. For now, the head lowers more aligned with Hiyori's face, glowing eyes and sharp teeth gleaming.] Now. I've waiting long enough. Take 'em off.
Though Hiyori still isn't too impressed, truth be told. He's never been one of those typical boys obsessed with dragons and dinosaurs. He supposes it's pretty well-made and it's certainly formidable in size, but after seeing so much actual magic at the resort, he can't say his socks are blown off. Not that he's wearing any socks to begin with...
And therein lies the problem.
He's not the one who's (supposed to be) wearing a tux. He's the bride here, and he's wearing only a veil and bridal lingerie. Beneath the lacy sheer negligee are frilly white panties. And now he's being told by a giant spiked dragon to take 'em off. On-camera.
He goes stiff, heat spiking through him. He's been trying to ignore how embarrassing the outfit is, wearing it proudly in defiance. He's Hiyori Tomoe, so he looks good in anything. But the thought of getting naked in front of all those cameras feels dizzying. His cheeks burn, and they're not the only place warming up, a great deal of heat pooling uncomfortably... lower.
He hesitates. What comes next? He knows the script, but he can't really be expected to have sex with a robo-dragon! (He can't see between its legs from this angle, so he doesn't realize that's very possible yet!) And is that Bakugo inside the dragon? Does he really intend to go through with this?!
While his mind races with such questions, the same cameraman holds up another cue card, this one containing a stage direction rather than dialogue. "(He means your underwear! SHOW HOLE!!!)"]
Not helpful!
[He snaps hotly in their direction, shifting uncomfortably in his place. It's not just his demeanor that's stiff; to his utter horror, he's started to grow a bit stiff beneath the negligee. There are multiple cameras and they're all shooting him in the sexy costume, waiting for the big disrobing! It's almost too much for an idol with a repressed exhibitionist streak to bear. How does he get out of this?
Honestly... he can't. But his mind does grasp at one (dumb) thing he could do. It's the only tool in his arsenal, and it's something even Bakugo hasn't seen yet!]
Fine, I'll take them off! Just be warned that my body is so dazzling, it may blind you! And I know that when you dragons are exposed to something too bright, your eyes pop out. That's what it says in all the biology textbooks.
[Since when was that part of the lore? It sure wasn't in the script. But none of the camera crew is focusing on that. They're too busy honing in on his nether region as he reaches up his sheer skirt and hooks a finger in both sides of his underwear.]
[What happened to that oh-so-impressed icon a few seconds ago?! No, the resort's not magicking up a real dragon. That would be weird. After all the shit it's done, turning someone into a mythical creature is past some kind of ironic limit.
But Bakugo's not thinking of limits right now; his attention's squarely locked onto Hiyori in front of him, seeing him through the yellow lens of his dragon-head helm. Currently suspended within the animatronic on his own level, he can half-operate the machine himself. Lowering its head, peering at Hiyori with interested husking breaths of hot steamy air. And rather enjoying the view himself, completely caught up in his role as Dragon Lord. Maybe Hiyori shouldn't have taunted the explosive ruler to show him everything. Feeling some regret? Too bad. A dragon's licking its fanged maw and threatening to eat the model up.
Too bad Bakugo can't see the stagehand; they would've had to cut there since Bakugo would've laughed his damn head off.]
You stay out of this, peon! [He might not be able to see the stagehand, but whoever is doing whatever they're doing out of sight is taking Hiyori's attention away from him, and he isn't having it! One of the dragon's legs lifts, slower than a natural dragon, obviously, and reaches forward, a sharp claw gleaming in the air as it aims the tip towards the idol's waist.] Did you forget how?
[Before he can set that claw to Hiyori's skin, the idol bursts out with a flagrant, ostentatious warning. Even the dragon seems to pause at his audacity. For a few seconds, quiet... but then a barked laugh slices through its maw, gleaming with saliva (which is definitely actually lube).] As if some damn textbook knows more than a real dragon. You idiot.
[Then lunges forward, intending to pin Hiyori beneath him.]
[Okay, he does not want those sharp claws anywhere near him. Even if the dragon they're attached to is just a fake, those still look dangerous! He takes a great step backwards when Bakugo reaches one of those towards him.
But then it's on with the grand reveal. Not just the reveal of what's in his panties, but the reveal of the trick he has up his sleeve! Something that's bound to astonish Bakugo! It may even turn this whole scene around!
Orrrr not.
He doesn't get the chance to unveil that trick or show any hole before the so-called Dragon Lord lunges at him. Which naturally causes him to yelp, because what the hell?!!]
Auuugh!
[He goes down easily, given the animatronic's size. He falls right in the (fake) dirt, his pure white lingerie getting all muddy and his veil getting twisted up around his head. But he doesn't just lie there in a heap, oh no; instead he starts thrashing, hitting and kicking the dragon's enormous underside. It's not just play-fighting, either. Someone's mad!]
How dare you ruin my grand reveal?! You're the worst! Bad Dragon!
[This is probably where the crew should yell "Cut!" But then again, the bride's show of resistance will make the scene even hotter for some people, so for the time being, they keep filming. And while trapped beneath the dragon, Hiyori's flailing limbs eventually make contact with the thing he's missed until now—the big, smooth, tube-like hanging there between the dragon's legs. One of his hands grasps onto it, feeling its ridges and slight curve, before he freezes.]
[Relax, they're not gonna cut him unless Hiyori jams a tip in hard and drags it around. But if they look dangerous, then the prop crew has done an amazing job! Honestly, does the guy really think someone like Bakugo, who notoriously lacks patience, would miraculously find more patience when he's flush up with ego tripping Dragon Lord persona? As interesting as it'd have been to watch Hiyori strip himself down, he was taking way too fucking long, and Bakugo wants to do the honors himself! ... Which might be a problem considering he's inside the dragon and the animatronic isn't the most dexterous thing in the world.
Crouching slightly, the dragon's body seems to wedge itself more comfortably between Hiyori's flailing legs. Or more like the idol's left kicking at it's sides, haunches, and back-leg knees while he settles atop him. The dragon's massive head swivels on its neck, curling to look beneath itself at the man striking back at it. Even doped up on power, Bakugo still refuses to let the hotel corrupt himself so much he does something against someone's will. So there's no effort to go any further at the moment.]
I told you to strip; you decided to talk! Did you forget your place? [Meta snirk at "Bad Dragon" reference. Bakugo lashes his tail behind him, yellow gaze lingering on Hiyori's body as he beats at his sides. A small hum of machinery and steam answer his motions. Ah yeah, he finally hit the big reveal between the dragon's legs. Tapered at the tip, ribbed along the sides with small spines across the top, all leading back to a larger swollen orb at the base where it rests just outside the dragon's sheath.]
You fight, but you're already grabbing and touching me. Are you really that eager to put on a show? [Hey, Hiyori had no business using his hand so quickly if that's what his thrashing around hit. Unless he's super unlucky.]
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They didn't send some blushing whimper letting him do whatever he wanted or freaking out in tears and pleas like the last one. Pain in the ass. She didn't shut up for hours. Finally had to let one of his guards have her instead. Like hell does he want to bed wailing their damn head off the entire time.
Yeah unfortunately Bakugo's role absorption doesn't actually give him the ability to transform into a dragon, despite bragging about doing so. But that doesn't mean the theater isn't equipped for this. One half of his mouth twitches in a mocking sneer, eyes lighting in challenge when Hiyori goads at him.
Wait... what the hell's he looking at? Red eyes swing towards the corner of his sockets and he twists his head, cape slapping against Hiyori's side as he glares daggers to the man behind the smoke and steam. Ugh, a shitty interloper.] SCRAM, ASSHOLE!!
[Momentary character break? Who knows? But the next second, a lever cranks and clouds abruptly burst from the ground below, covering Bakugo from view. A loud roar reverberates through the room, followed by a thudding sound, before--
an entire dragon snout and head shoves through the smoke and steam, red with black horns and rows of sharp teeth around a slick tongue! ... Yeah, it's a prop, but a hella good one too. Small white dots over the surface suggest motion capture for greater CGI covering after filming has wrapped.]
I'll show you more than that.
[Bakugo's voice echoes from a speaker in the dragon's maw, accompanied with subtle roars.]
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Hiyori's cheeks brighten. It totally feels like he's being ogled! Which wouldn't be a problem (he was born to be looked at!) if not for the memory of how he'd behaved under the influence of his suit the last time he and Bakugo interacted. "Eager to watch that, too, are we?" he'd said before he started stripping down. His stomach knots a little at that recollection. But this is for a movie, so he's doing his best not to think about that stuff! He'll give his line, and the scene will continue.
The camera guy, meanwhile, doesn't appreciate being yelled at. He's just doing his job, which sometimes involves holding up cue cards for actors. Or rather, he's going above and beyond the call of his job by peppering in some saucy dialogue! Honestly, he harbors failed dreams of becoming a screenwriter. "Cameraman" is a role he had to settle for. That's why he just can't resist butting in. But no one cares about his backstory, so let's move on from him, too!
In a burst of special effects, Bakugo's character reveals his true form. Hiyori stumbles backwards, arms raising to cover himself. He doesn't want to be hit by any debris. Or any dirt for that matter, since it'll stain his pure white lingerie. After lowering his hands away from his face, his eyes blink tentatively open and he sees...
... a giant dragon! One that looks so convincing, he almost thinks they've summoned a real one. Which would be just horrible, and his legs quake with fear at the idea. Ah, but then the dragon unhinges its jaw and he hears Bakugo's voice echo throughout the set, soundingly oddly tinny, which causes him to realize the truth. As with any regular movie, this is all fake! But it's not fake to his character, so how should he react?
While he's deciding how to play this, the same "helpful" cameraman (who did not, in fact, scram) holds up another cue card. Hiyori gives it a glance.
"Now show me your big, thick dragon tail! And your dragon balls!"
... so maybe there's a reason this guy's creative ambitions never bore fruit. This time, Hiyori ignores him!]
So that's your full size!
[He gives a great big gasp, doing his best to act suitably impressed!]
I guess you are pretty big. But that presents another problem: you're so big, I'm not sure it'll fit!
[... and then he blurt outs something just as crass-sounding as what the camera guy proposed. But he's quick to clarify:]
And by "it," I mean the wedding tux! Which is a shame, since I only want a groom who's sharply-dressed. Think you can shrink yourself down to a medium-size? Not too big, but also not too small!
[What is he, the Goldilocks of captive brides??]
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For now, all Hiyori's able to see is the dragon's head and part of its neck, big enough for the guy to half-lie in if necessary. Luckily this isn't some kind of vore picture, though Bakugo wouldn't put it past them to engage in some weird kinks. How should Hiyori react to a sudden dragon appearance? Hopefully not running around and screaming like a little girl. Ugh. You don't have to follow the shitty script if you don't want to, Parrot! It's porn! They'll film it either way!
Bakugo's scoff comes through the speakers a little less biting than his usual one. Blame the sound transition.]
How do you like that? Impressive, isn't it! I could level a whole damn city without breaking a sweat!
[You better not be faking your surprise and impressed, Hiyori! He's a big awesome dragon! And there he goes, offering the tried and true line. A subtle shift and movement occurs in the smoke and steam, though it's impossible to tell if more of the prop waits to be revealed or if the mechanisms for the dragon head are the culprit.]
Flip-flopping bastard. I'm not going to revert back and forth between forms for your entertainment! [Sorry, you only get two choices here, Hiyori. Bakugo as the human form dragon lord... or an impressive dragon model body covering a fucking (literally) machine hidden in the smokey steam.] I'll make it fit!
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Marveling at the Dragon Lord's true form is all well and good, but the question remains: how is he to play the rest of this scene? His role is that of one of the many brides who fails to satisfy the Dragon Lord's voracious appetite for sex, but this is not a role he feels content with. What about his satisfaction? They ought to keep their cast and crew happy!
And anyway, if this is the Dragon Lord's true form, then it's not like they can really have sex. He can't sleep with a big animatronic dragon! (<--- He naively thinks to himself, not realizing what lies behind all that steam.) Should he say, "Alright, fine! I'll go grab the wedding tux, and we'll see if it fits!" and then run offstage, never to return?
Bakugo really seems to be getting into the whole Dragon Lord thing, though. And it is kind of funny to watch. So maybe he'll play along for a bit longer, rather than spoiling the other boy's fun so soon.]
If you say so! Just remember that if you tear the tux open, that won't make anyone happy.
[Or if he tears something els—]
Anyway, mind showing me the rest? You've already seen quite a lot of me, and as bride and groom, we ought not keep secrets from each other! So I'd like for you to step out of that smoke, please! Unless you're too shy, of course.
[He crossed his arms, waiting and watching expectantly, a smirk curving up his lips as he says that last thing.]
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Leave it to Bakugo to throw out the script and do his own thing. Guess being Dragon Lord really has gone to his head. Questioning whether or not the people in the backstage were on board with his demands is probably valid? But it's not changing anything going on right now. Hiyori has his role, but no one said they had to stick to the damn thing. Bakugo saw other people playing Dragon Lord in other productions, so that quickly shattered his delusion of being the only one. But he can damn well be the greatest!
For his part, Bakugo's inside the dragon's main body, puppeteering the beast from his own special placement. Sure there was a stunt guy who was supposed to do it, but he demanded to know how during earlier setup, so now he's the one in control. Talking into a microphone beside his head and resonating his voice outward in a rushing tonal mix of talk and roar.
Hiyori needs to live and go with the flow here. Adapt, Parrot!]
You're not going to be in that damn tux much longer. [As husky a growl as a dragon can make. Smoke and steam peel backwards as the animatronic walks forward, revealing a rather impressive reptilian body covered in dark red skin, pale spikes and horns setting them off from the surrounding glow and gloom. Motorized legs keep a slow and steady pace, likely to be overlaid with CGI later in production. A long tail sweeps back and forth behind it as the dragon emerges from billowing clouds and stands in all glory in the center of his throne room.
Just uh... don't look under it immediately or the jig is definitely going to be up. It's pretty obvious what's waiting beneath between its legs. For now, the head lowers more aligned with Hiyori's face, glowing eyes and sharp teeth gleaming.] Now. I've waiting long enough. Take 'em off.
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Though Hiyori still isn't too impressed, truth be told. He's never been one of those typical boys obsessed with dragons and dinosaurs. He supposes it's pretty well-made and it's certainly formidable in size, but after seeing so much actual magic at the resort, he can't say his socks are blown off. Not that he's wearing any socks to begin with...
And therein lies the problem.
He's not the one who's (supposed to be) wearing a tux. He's the bride here, and he's wearing only a veil and bridal lingerie. Beneath the lacy sheer negligee are frilly white panties. And now he's being told by a giant spiked dragon to take 'em off. On-camera.
He goes stiff, heat spiking through him. He's been trying to ignore how embarrassing the outfit is, wearing it proudly in defiance. He's Hiyori Tomoe, so he looks good in anything. But the thought of getting naked in front of all those cameras feels dizzying. His cheeks burn, and they're not the only place warming up, a great deal of heat pooling uncomfortably... lower.
He hesitates. What comes next? He knows the script, but he can't really be expected to have sex with a robo-dragon! (He can't see between its legs from this angle, so he doesn't realize that's very possible yet!) And is that Bakugo inside the dragon? Does he really intend to go through with this?!
While his mind races with such questions, the same cameraman holds up another cue card, this one containing a stage direction rather than dialogue. "(He means your underwear! SHOW HOLE!!!)"]
Not helpful!
[He snaps hotly in their direction, shifting uncomfortably in his place. It's not just his demeanor that's stiff; to his utter horror, he's started to grow a bit stiff beneath the negligee. There are multiple cameras and they're all shooting him in the sexy costume, waiting for the big disrobing! It's almost too much for an idol with a repressed exhibitionist streak to bear. How does he get out of this?
Honestly... he can't. But his mind does grasp at one (dumb) thing he could do. It's the only tool in his arsenal, and it's something even Bakugo hasn't seen yet!]
Fine, I'll take them off! Just be warned that my body is so dazzling, it may blind you! And I know that when you dragons are exposed to something too bright, your eyes pop out. That's what it says in all the biology textbooks.
[Since when was that part of the lore? It sure wasn't in the script. But none of the camera crew is focusing on that. They're too busy honing in on his nether region as he reaches up his sheer skirt and hooks a finger in both sides of his underwear.]
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But Bakugo's not thinking of limits right now; his attention's squarely locked onto Hiyori in front of him, seeing him through the yellow lens of his dragon-head helm. Currently suspended within the animatronic on his own level, he can half-operate the machine himself. Lowering its head, peering at Hiyori with interested husking breaths of hot steamy air. And rather enjoying the view himself, completely caught up in his role as Dragon Lord. Maybe Hiyori shouldn't have taunted the explosive ruler to show him everything. Feeling some regret? Too bad. A dragon's licking its fanged maw and threatening to eat the model up.
Too bad Bakugo can't see the stagehand; they would've had to cut there since Bakugo would've laughed his damn head off.]
You stay out of this, peon! [He might not be able to see the stagehand, but whoever is doing whatever they're doing out of sight is taking Hiyori's attention away from him, and he isn't having it! One of the dragon's legs lifts, slower than a natural dragon, obviously, and reaches forward, a sharp claw gleaming in the air as it aims the tip towards the idol's waist.] Did you forget how?
[Before he can set that claw to Hiyori's skin, the idol bursts out with a flagrant, ostentatious warning. Even the dragon seems to pause at his audacity. For a few seconds, quiet... but then a barked laugh slices through its maw, gleaming with saliva (which is definitely actually lube).] As if some damn textbook knows more than a real dragon. You idiot.
[Then lunges forward, intending to pin Hiyori beneath him.]
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But then it's on with the grand reveal. Not just the reveal of what's in his panties, but the reveal of the trick he has up his sleeve! Something that's bound to astonish Bakugo! It may even turn this whole scene around!
Orrrr not.
He doesn't get the chance to unveil that trick or show any hole before the so-called Dragon Lord lunges at him. Which naturally causes him to yelp, because what the hell?!!]
Auuugh!
[He goes down easily, given the animatronic's size. He falls right in the (fake) dirt, his pure white lingerie getting all muddy and his veil getting twisted up around his head. But he doesn't just lie there in a heap, oh no; instead he starts thrashing, hitting and kicking the dragon's enormous underside. It's not just play-fighting, either. Someone's mad!]
How dare you ruin my grand reveal?! You're the worst! Bad Dragon!
[This is probably where the crew should yell "Cut!" But then again, the bride's show of resistance will make the scene even hotter for some people, so for the time being, they keep filming. And while trapped beneath the dragon, Hiyori's flailing limbs eventually make contact with the thing he's missed until now—the big, smooth, tube-like hanging there between the dragon's legs. One of his hands grasps onto it, feeling its ridges and slight curve, before he freezes.]
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........... no way.
[Yes way.]
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Crouching slightly, the dragon's body seems to wedge itself more comfortably between Hiyori's flailing legs. Or more like the idol's left kicking at it's sides, haunches, and back-leg knees while he settles atop him. The dragon's massive head swivels on its neck, curling to look beneath itself at the man striking back at it. Even doped up on power, Bakugo still refuses to let the hotel corrupt himself so much he does something against someone's will. So there's no effort to go any further at the moment.]
I told you to strip; you decided to talk! Did you forget your place? [Meta snirk at "Bad Dragon" reference. Bakugo lashes his tail behind him, yellow gaze lingering on Hiyori's body as he beats at his sides. A small hum of machinery and steam answer his motions. Ah yeah, he finally hit the big reveal between the dragon's legs. Tapered at the tip, ribbed along the sides with small spines across the top, all leading back to a larger swollen orb at the base where it rests just outside the dragon's sheath.]
You fight, but you're already grabbing and touching me. Are you really that eager to put on a show? [Hey, Hiyori had no business using his hand so quickly if that's what his thrashing around hit. Unless he's super unlucky.]