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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.

We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.

Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】

HONEYWAGONS

A STAR'S WELCOME

WELCOME TO THE LOT

► All of these new stars are being welcomed to the Peacock in style. The Nest, the resort's premier massive shopping complex, is now lined with dozens upon dozens of trailers, each with a glittering gold star on the door. While unassuming on the outside, the inside of these honeywagons are pockets of luxury in tiny square footage. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a trailer, of course. We're sure you'll figure something out.

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a mixed bag of gaudy glitz and old money velvet, reflecting the dual faces of Hollywood. Whether you're sporting some classic luxury with a pipe or draped in cheetah faux fur, these robes are skimpy, potentially giving a raunchy photoshoot to those pesky paparazzi!

► Existing characters are welcome to take up residence in any empty slots in these honeywagons. Just because you're not the newest ingenue on the block doesn't mean you're forgotten. Besides, we need you experienced actors close to set for quick costume changes and touch-ups. No need to ask to be moved! It’s all taken care of already.

HIRED HENS

► Several security guards have been newly hired to protect the actors from paparazzi and potential threats. These burly cocos and hens all have three things in common: tight black suits, rippling muscles, and owl heads. These heads aren't just for show; this elite group of guards can swivel their heads 360 degrees to provide the utmost level of surveillance.

► Unfortunately for actors, these owls are both nocturnal and way too into their jobs. They particularly like doing rounds during night hours and staring into the windows of the honeywagons to watch the actors sleep. Some owls will creep into the trailers to watch over their charges by sitting at their bedsides. An owl may be there, staring, where you least expect it. However, their diligence may not necessarily be a bad thing!

► Alongside owl security, actors may find themselves bombarded by paparazzi. These photo-hungry tabloid journalists are all after shots that will fetch a high price, willing to do anything for a scoop. The majority of these new paparazzi, in contrast to owl security, have hummingbird heads. They're just as quick too, zooming in and out of both backstage and the sets in search of a scandal.

► Be careful, because hummingbirds aren't the only paparazzi. That's right — guests, new or existing, may find themselves scouted to play ball with the tabloids. They may not be as obvious as those aggressive hummingbird reporters; some may even be working undercover in search of a scandal to sell to the highest bidder. All actors are at risk of embarrassing or defamatory photos being published in resort magazines or posted to the bulletin boards.

ACTOR RESUME

WELLA WARBLER

Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow

TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES

• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress

KINKS & FETISHES

• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm

SPECIAL SKILLS

• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku

ROLE REGISTER

► What better way to get to know your colleagues than to check out their resume? All guests will have access to the actor registry, which provides an overview of actors and basic information about them.

► The registry, with the help of the Golden Peacock's AI, can also flag complementary resumes. An actor that may have good chemistry, match the requirements for a particular scene, or has unique experience relevant to an upcoming job may reappear at the top of the search several times.

► Actors can communicate through the registry. There is a general messaging board where everyone can see what is posted and personal inboxes for private correspondence with an actor. Actors are encouraged to collaberate because many of the scenes in the available movie projects involve intimacy.

COPYABLE CODE

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COSTUME DEPARTMENT

GET INTO CHARACTER

PICK OUT YOUR DUDS

► The trendy clothing boutiques of The Nest have been transformed. The walls between these small stores have vanished to create a vast costume warehouse divided by department, seemingly overnight. Actors may freely browse the racks to select suitable costumes for the roles they've been cast. The directors aren't picky about how their actors dress as long as it suits the part, allowing guests creative freedom as part of the process.

► Actors that choose costumes that are extremely unsuitable for their roles will be forced to change into something chosen by costuming staff. These mandated costumes will be on theme but will always be slutty, sexy, and enhance an actor's unique "assets". An actor blessed with a bountiful bosom may find themselves wearing a tight little lace bra while an actor with a thick ass may end up in assless chaps. It's all about giving the people what they want, you know?

► All articles in the warehouse run the risk of being possessed. There are no clear-cut signs as to which pieces are cursed and which are not before putting something on. Possessed costumes come in two flavors: Type A and Type B.

Type A possessions are straightforward. The actor wearing a Type A costume cannot remove it alone — they will find that no matter how many times they grab a button or tug on that zipper tab, nothing will unfasten. Someone else must remove the costume for them. Good thing there are a bunch of changing rooms just big enough to fit two people inside around, huh?

Type B possessions are unique. The actor wearing the costume will begin to feel influenced by it. They may feel inspired or compelled to act out the role it embodies. This possession will not be satisfied until some level of resonance between actor and role is achieved. While the possession isn't satisfied the costume cannot be removed. But hey, you're an actor headed to set, so surely this is only gravy for your performance!

DOLLED UP

► Done getting into costume? Head over to hair and makeup! After all, clothes are only half the battle. Whether you need to get glammed up or slapped into some monster makeup, the makeup artists are here to help. Mostly. Actually, they're super understaffed, and there aren't enough makeup artists to meet demand. Though they hate to ask, could you guys potentially help each other get ready?

► Actors confident in their makeup and hair styling skills (or just confident) will be allowed to use any tools to help get their fellow actors ready. However, any actors kind enough to jump in and assist will be warned that many of these products are made at home in the Golden Peacock. If not used with discretion, they can potentially make the actor being worked on ... extremely horny! Like a game of Russian roulette, one in five of all beauty products are created with aphrodisiacs. Ironically, this isn't even for the sake of getting guests into the Game 52 spirit — their supplies are just like that.

► Fill-in artists shouldn't fret too much. The majority of those products only have aphrodisiacs in minuscule amounts. When applied carefully they typically cause minor arousal or sensitivity. Artists that spray and paint with reckless abandon, however, may find a new problem on their hands!

GRAB A GIG

FIND YOUR BIG BREAK

GETTING TO SET

► The Golden Peacock is buzzing with excitement for two big blockbusters that are currently in production: LORD OF THE WINGS and STAR WARBLERS. Both of these films come from movie franchises that are adored resort-wide for their iconic blend of story, romance, porn, and action.

► Directors will be filming dozens of scenes with different actors in lead and supporting roles. Actors are given creative freedom on how to approach their roles, with barebones scripts that offer a general idea of where the scene should go and some spicy lines here and there. One actor’s take on a role may be different than another’s.

For example, three different actors portraying the Dragon Lord in Lord of the Wings may take their portrayals three different ways. A lonely Dragon Lord, a villainous Dragon Lord, and a misunderstood Dragon Lord are all fair game. Supporting characters such as the elves and faeries the warriors meet during their travels are completely free game within the bounds of “elf” and “fairy” in classic movie tropes.

► Two new floors have appeared in the ever-changing Peacock, each dedicated to one of the films, due to their massive and comprehensive sets. Guests will discover two new buttons on every elevator’s operating panel. Actors and fans are invited to enjoy these sets even when the camera isn’t rolling — this blend of high-tech VR and real world elements comes at a very high budget, so guests are encouraged get their fill while they’re available!

INDIE HITS

► In addition to the two massive blockbusters, several spin-off series and porn shorts currently casting and underway. The directors of these major motion pictures have kindly permitted the filming of smaller projects using these unique movie sets when they aren’t already in use. Smalltime directors and film enthusiasts are eagerly pitching their porn scripts in hopes that they’ll get made!

► Several smaller sets can be found around the Peacock for these homegrown productions. While some scripts utilize locations that can already be found in the Peacock, other long-standing guests have pooled their money together to establish a handful of sets not already available in the resort. These sets are open for use at any time.

► Unlike the large production crews of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, these smaller porn projects do not have a big budget for staff. Some projects utilize AI and drones to film, so actors that are shy about getting down and dirty around a physical cameraman need not worry! Both the producers and the Golden Peacock staff want their stars to be as comfortable as possible to fully enjoy the experience.

SPIN THE WHEEL

► It wouldn’t be the Golden Peacock if there weren’t some kind of game-like twist! While actors are encouraged to go out for any roles or films they find interesting, those looking to win large and extra-large chip payments can spin the fetish wheel to up the ante. Actors that spin the fetish wheel must incorporate what the ticker lands on into their next role.

► Can’t manage to work it into your scene? Those that fail their fetish task will find a huge chip deduction from their bank account and a punishment waiting for them. Any actors that fail the game must dress up in sexy costumes and go around the Golden Peacock handing out fliers for the premiere of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, with strict instructions to dance sexily for anyone that accepts a flier. Hey, the directors have spent tons of money on these movies, they’ll take free advertising however they can get it.

► SPIN THE WHEEL HERE!

LORD OF THE WINGS

AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY

【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...

The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.

Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.

The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.

All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】

A FANTASTICAL SET

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'LORD OF THE WINGS SET' will are greeted with a cool, damp breeze as soon as the doors open. Unlike any other area of the resort, this set evokes a very real sensation of stepping out onto the earth to embrace snowcapped mountains, lush forests, and wide-open sky. The size of this set is massive with different climates depending upon where filming is happening. Towns, villages, and tribes can also be found.

► The set is teeming with background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. Lord of the Wings features a wide range of character types ranging from humans and elves to monsters and beasts.

► Key locations in The Lord of the Wings are: human villages; siren's cove; fairy's forest; Beastmen wilds; Elven mountains; and the dragon's crystal lair. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a fantastical range of areas to explore and enjoy.

MAGICAL DANGERS

When it comes to movie magic, the Golden Peacock is more magic than movie! While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► LIEBERRIES: Found in the Elven mountains. Delicious but cursed: you can only lie for 20 minutes after consumption. Beware misunderstandings!

► SNUGGLEBLOSSOMS: Found in the Fairy forest. These charming blossoms produce an immense amount of pollen. Breathing in snuggleblossom pollen is lethal. The only cure is to fuck within two hours of inhaling.

► THERAPANGO: Found in the Siren's cove. Anyone eating it will spill their emotional baggage to the nearest object (tree, statue, enemy soldier). It's cathartic, if not dignified.

► RAINBOW CRYSTALS: Found in the dragon's crystal lair. Contact with a rainbow crystal will increase endurance but delay/deny orgasms. No wonder the dragon was so hard up!

STAR WARBLERS

A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA

【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...

The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.

They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?

They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.

By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】

A TASTE OF OUTER SPACE

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'STAR WARBLERS' will greeted with the ethereal hue of stars and planets outside of crystal-clear windows. While the set of Star Warblers is smaller than Lord of the Wings, it's far more detailed, completely imitating a starship traveling through the vastness of space. All of the elements of the spaceship are dripping in high-tech science fiction.

► The set includes background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. The background actors of Star Warblers are primarily Warbler Troops wearing helmets, highly ranked Warblers in sharp military uniforms, and white-coat clad scientists.

► Key locations in Star Warblers are: the prison hold, the ship's bridge, the command deck, and the ship's research laboratory. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a range of futuristic areas to explore on the ship.

ALIEN THREATS

Why keep the science fiction fictional when the Peacock can provide the real thing? While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► 'TORTURE' BOTS: Found in the prison hold. Robots programmed to 'torture' prisoners into revealing information. These bots are equipped with dildos, vibrators, pussy pocket hands, lube jets, feather ticklers, etc. These bots can be controlled by the wardens for more intimate 'torture' sessions.

► SPACE RATS: Found in various locations. Small, neon rats that run around the hallways and in cargo areas of the ship. If bitten by a space rat, their bite will continue to swell until the bitten person has sex.

► GREEN GOOP: Found in the research labs. In syringes and in massive bubbling pods. When not watched, the goop will move on its own and try to absorb anyone around into it.

► GEMSTONE EGG: Found in the research lab. The gemstone egg that the scientists are evaluating, important for the future of the Warbler race. Any physical contact with the gemstone egg will inspire the sudden urge to mate and breed.

SHORT FILMS

THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS

【 Ladies and Gentlemen!

Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.

FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST

FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE

… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】

BOX OFFICE BOOM

► "And many, many, many more!" is no exaggeration. Smalltime directors and long-standing guests are producing dozens of pornos and these pornos are in need of actors. The above is not the extent of possibility. Players are encouraged to make up any kind of porno scene they want! Characters may take advantage of open sets to make videos or take photoshoots for their personal use, general public release not required.

► These pornos typically lack story and focus more on fetish and kink. The plots are loose, the lines are ad-libbed, and if there are any crew around it's one guy in a hoodie eating a donut. However, the cameras available for rent are just as high quality as the ones used on Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers. If that's not your style, all Watches have the capability to connect via bluetooth to film through standing cameras.

► Actors that participate in filming will receive a large payout per role. The more jobs you take, the more money you'll make! Alternatively, actors that don't fill any roles may find their bank accounts suddenly plunged deep into the red, no matter how rich they may have been before.

EXTRA SETS

Current Peacock locations and all of the Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers sets may be used for pornos. However, the world of kink is vast and variety is the spice of life. Several smaller open sets not usually available have appeared around the resort for actor use.

► CASTLE(S): Sets featuring the aesthetics of historical castles. Numerous versions are available, each influenced by a different culture (eg, English; French; Italian, Spanish; Russian; Chinese; Japanese; Korean; etc).

► CHURCH: A church stylized after Catholic/Christian aesthetics. Includes a confessional, pews, altar, and worship room.

► MANSION: A luxurious mansion designed to evoke high-class old money. Includes a servants' quarters for clandestine cross-class affairs.

► BEACH: An enclosed set with powdery sand and an artificial ocean. Includes grottos, a lifeguard station, and a large rubber shark.

► OFFICE: A plain work office lacking any particular unique qualities. Includes cubicles, copy machine, manager's office, and conference rooms. Smells like soul-sucking capitalism.

PREMIERE

YOUR BIG DEBUT

WALK THE RED CARPET

► We’re rolling out the red carpet! Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers open the same night. All actors that participated in any film, be it one of the blockbusters or a smaller project, are invited to dress to the nines and blow kisses to their adoring fans while strutting their stuff. Actors will have the chance to take fabulous glam photoshoots and share their thoughts about filming with reporters. Be careful, anything that happens on the red carpet can become tomorrow’s hot new gossip. Some of those pesky hummingbird journalists are so eager for a scandal that they’ll make something happen, sneakily!

► The Golden Peacock has upgraded its formerly dinky little theater into a grand multiplex for the occasion, so actors and audience can enjoy these films in delicious IMAX. The multiplex is lush in red velvet and fabulous “bed” seats — each seat is designed to couple two guests together. You won’t be lonely during the screening since cuddling up with someone else is mandatory to enjoy the movie(s).

► All premiere attendees will be gifted expensive swag bags upon entrance to the theater. Inside each bag guests will find a bottle of champagne, chocolate truffles, gourmet popcorn, trendy sodas, gummy candies … and one random sex toy. No harm in spicing up a special premiere, right?

The note included with the sex toy explains: 【 Get your seat partner off with this toy before the film ends for a special prize! 】 What’s the prize? Those that get their seat-partner off during the film will be given a Golden Globe. This exclusive gold statue comes in two styles: penis with balls or vagina with breasts. Congratulations!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

zagreus / hades / new character

[emancipating]

▶ 01. honeywagon;

[ the thing about dying is, there's really nothing to it? zagreus has died countless of times and taken by the styx only to wake up again back at the house of hades—it's constant, it's routine. so anyone can understand his disorientation and surprise upon waking up after getting gutted by asterius once again not in the house, and not beside the river styx—

... but in a trailer instead, decked out in a robe that looks like something dionysus would wear. ]

Oh, this is— [ definitely not where he is supposed to be. mismatched eyes of red and green blink very similarly to one of those owl security guards just outside, his head very well swiveling all around trying to figure out where he is. ] Not Tartarus... gods, everything is so bright...

[ he's just going to look around a little while he gets his bearings. if you smell something burning, it's probably his fire feet scorching the floor. he was born this way, don't worry about it. ]

▶ 02. out and about;

[ zagreus' knowledge of the surface world is limited at best, but what little he does know is far from anything that resembles the sprawling resort he sees before him now. from the glitzy labyrinth of the nest to the elaborate sets of the blockbuster hits (which he definitely thinks is all real... how did he end up in the mountains when he was just at the shopping mall?? why is he suddenly on a spaceship?) — it's a lot to take in.

but once the initial shock wears off, what's he to do but explore as much as he can? zag can be found doing the following:

a: given the ill-fitting robe, he had wandered into the costume warehouse hoping to find something more suitable, but ends up being completely overwhelmed by the sheer amount of outfits. the producers had taken one look at zagreus and told him to find something called "bikini armor", whatever that is. it'd be too good to be true for him to find a chiton, but he browses the racks in hopes of finding something close to it. feel free to also run into him getting possessed by a type a costume and completely lost at figuring out how the garment works. he's unfortunately from the pre-zippers era.
b: ah, yes, space rats. zagreus is not familiar with this specific type of pest, but he has undoubtedly tangled with his fair share of vermin back home. thankfully, these are smaller, if strangely colored. in any case, find him staring down a space rat or he could rescue you from one, coming up behind it and trapping it under a warbler troop helmet. where did he get that from? don't worry about it.
c: what's funny is that out of all the strange and elaborate sets the resort has up, the office set actually looks the most familiar to him out of them all. maybe it's trauma from when he was an administrative chamber slave(tm), a time he definitely doesn't miss, or soul sucking capitalism is universal; either way, he will play his role of a (checks notes) "unpaid intern hoping to 'persuade' his boss for a permanent position" to a t. or, at least try to. (yes, this is my office au prompt)
d: if anyone is paired up with him for the premiere, he's... going to fall asleep like ten minutes into the film. sorry, but these chairs are actually so comfy?? ]

▶ 03. wildcard;

[ feel free to throw anything at me if the above don't spark joy! zag is always down to clown with whatever wild and whacky shenanigans you might have. for reference, he is a demigod and knows very little about mortals, so everything is new and shiny. info/permissions; open to any and all genders, 16+. PM me if you need to hash anything out! ]

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[tekkenseisai]

[ Judging by the gasp, the young woman emerging from the trailer to his left is worrying about it. ]

You're--!

[ Remarkably calm for a seemingly lucid person who's currently on fire. ]

... not in any pain?

[emancipating]

[ the gasp makes him jump, and zagreus whirls around, nearly tripping when he steps on the hem of the robe. he thankfully manages to catch himself in time, smile turning sheepish. ]

No, I'm perfectly fine, I assure you. [ gods, how does he even explain this... ] It's just something I was born with. My home was relatively fire-proof, so I've never had to deal with this before.

[tekkenseisai]

I see ...

[ Well, on paper, at least. She's still lost on why and how something like that is possible ... which isn't doing anything to convince her that she's not dreaming, or somehow lost in some strange corner of the Cognitive World. ]

Is that common where you're from? I apologize if that's a rude question, I've just ... never seen someone do this before.

office...

[uncourteous]

[ the office is also not so different from his typical set-up in the palace. except, maybe moderately less ornate. regardless, it looks like he has the role of what is labeled in this society as a "ceo." after some prompting, he figures it's a position not unlike a crown prince. or maybe, just maybe, callisto is just choosing to interpret this role that way. after all, how could he possibly be slotted with anything less?

at any rate, he presumes the other individual was meant to act as his aide. or perhaps not? the way zagreus looks at him is decidedly quite different than the expression cedrick wears and so he ends up clearing his throat. who knows if he got cue cards or if he's selecting to ad-lib for now. at any rate, he starts off with a firm— ]

If the documents are not completed by today, it will be straight to the dungeons with you.

[ uh,

that's definitely not how this goes. ]

the way i knew

[emancipating]

[ callisto certainly looks the part, and while zagreus doesn't know what a "ceo" is, the fact that it seems like he's to report to him based on the script means that maybe callisto isn't far from the mark. now, while zagreus is used to being his father's assistant, he's never dealt with other royalty before, so callisto's just going to have to get used to the lack of formality in the way he holds himself. at least he makes up for it in speech? ]

My apologies, sir— [ what dungeons is he talking about? are dungeons part of the set? anyway, he glances over at the producer, who... isn't even paying attention. wonderful. ] Which documents were you referring to?

i’m crying

[uncourteous]

[ while zagreus isn’t beside himself with remorse, callisto does seem to accept the apology for now. sort of. or rather, he crosses his arms over his chest and waves his hand in response. even if the words to come aren’t the least bit charitable. ]

If apologies were enough to remedy this, then surely no one would need the roya— office torture chambers. [ where are the directors to give them… direction. the staff being decidedly disinterested in completing their jobs aside, callisto (unfortunately) continues.

or tries to. ] Must I tell you that, as well? It looks like you are sorely in need of some reeducation. [ sorry…


is this what forgiveness looks like? ]

rolls up for our office au

[wheft]

[ why does the office look like some sort of castle, tf. seems like some of the directors don't have enough budget and that's why they're reusing sets and plotlines. it really be like that sometimes.

ishmael here isn't a boss but rather his upperclassman of sorts -- someone who's been helping him around the office as a newcomer of their team. and when zagreus approached her for help, she tilts her head with a slight frown. ]

You don't need that much help, do you? I've already taught you everything about how the office works so far.

[ or has she.............. ]

thank u for making my office au dreams come true

[emancipating]

[ has she.... honestly, zagreus has no idea. what kind of office is this anyway? there are cubicles shoved into what looks like the main hall where a king or queen would hold court. and for some reason, it's just the two of them there? wild.

anyway, his cue card is honestly not very helpful at all, given that there's hardly anything written on it, but. the gist of it is for them to be locked in the file room together, which will only unlock once a sufficient amount of pleasure is reached. wonderful. at her frown, zagreus looks suitably contrite, briefly rubbing the back of his neck. ]

Er, no, not exactly. Your explanations were very clear and concise! It's just that I'm supposed to retrieve the budget reports from the previous year, but I don't think my key card gives me access to the archives yet... if it's not too much of an inconvenience, would you mind coming with me?

[ he is literally making this shit up as he goes please have mercy. ]

no thank YOU.........

[wheft]

[ look, she's not expecting everyone here to have some experience in working corporate -- wings know that's a job she'll never want to recommend to anyone unless they want to get their soul sucked in exchange for money.

so she nods at her fellow coworker, taking a moment to retrieve a fake keycard from the nearby desk. ]

Mm, I don't mind. Follow me.

[ and so they walk down the fake halls of their fake office, with ishmael leading the way while having a little out-of-body experience because she'd played these games before as a former salarywoman and it's surreal how she's doing it all over again but for PORN. so fucked up. ]

Sorry, but what was your name again? I've been handling too many newcomers at the company lately. Seems that they just dumped everyone onto my lap and called it a day... [ sighs ]

2d

[icequeenly]

[ Okay so Lord of the Wings is not a good movie as it turns out, hardly a surprise but still. Mitsuru doesn't recognise the person she's been roped into sitting beside to watch what is essentially a porn film plus she's pretty sure her gift bag has a giant dildo in it... None of these factors are making this premiere seem like it's going to be an enjoyable event but she's still making the effort to sit politely, gracefully and with impeccable posture as always.

And then there's this guy. By her calculations it can't have been more than ten minutes into it that he fell asleep?

She'll give him maybe another five minutes more of snooze time before she discretely nudges him with her elbow and hisses out a whisper of: ]

Excuse me.

[ Not that anyone in this theater is likely to care about someone interrupting this particular movie. Hey if she has to suffer through this then this guy isn't getting out of it either. ]

[emancipating]

[ he's never been to the movies before, nor does he really know what they are, exactly. like a play of some sort? but on a screen? honestly, he doesn't know how anyone is expected to pay attention when the seats are so comfortable.

he could likely sleep through the entire thing, but fortunately (?), mitsuru effectively wakes him up. ]

Mn—? [ zagreus starts awake and sits up a little, one hand coming up to rub the sleep from his eyes. ] Something wrong?

[icequeenly]

[ Ah, there we go. She can't entirely blame him for falling asleep but she's definitely baffled by his apparent audacity enough to do so. She keeps her voice low as she responds, in case anyone really does want to watch the por- movie. ]

I wouldn't recommend sleeping in public in a place like this.

[ Not only is it rude but, well... you never know what's going to happen. Particularly with a captive audience like this. ]

Besides, are you not captivated by the fruits of all our endeavors? [ You can just about hear the sarcasm in her voice as she turns her attention back to the screen at a particularly unfortunate moment... Good grief that warrior is flexible. ]

honeywagon;

[menhulu]

[ zagreus is, thankfully, partnered up here with someone who isn't new here, and when dan heng opens his eyes to find himself in a bright, gaudy trailer, he sighs. the house is up to its antics again, it would seem.. as if that heart incident had never even occurred. as if there's no cause for concern.

sitting up from the lounge he'd been sleeping on, dan heng rubs the sleep from his eyes, roused by the sound of an unfamiliar voice, and an odd.. scorching smell??

his brow knits, and he glances down toward the man's fiery feet, then up to his face, then down to his feet again. look, dan heng is used to the strange and different, but feet on fire is new. is he perhaps possessed by a heliobus, or some other flaming spirit? nevermind that dan heng himself looks half draconic, with branching horns and a long slithering tail, teal scales shining on his forearms and other areas of skin revealed by his loose silk robe.

he points to the feet. ]

.. do you need help with those?

[emancipating]

[ it's not dan heng's appearance that makes zagreus pause, otherworldly features being the norm for him, but what he says instead. he glances down at his feet, shifting from one foot to the other to avoid standing in one area for too long. ]

My feet can't be put out, but if you know a way to stop the ground from burning, that would be very helpful.

[menhulu]

[ ah. okay. so the burning feet are normal. well.. he supposes he's seen stranger things than a guy with fire feet, though usually not on the average person. perhaps this man is anything but.

anyway, dan heng nods, then frowns thoughtfully. ]

Well, I could place a layer of cloudhymn beneath your feet for now, that should protect the things you walk on, but I don't know how long it might last if we separate.

1

[axingnicely]

[ haru smells the burning smell, sees this man with his feet on fire, and her first instinct is to put it out. so here is this small, fluffy-haired girl worrying about it ]

M-My apologies for this, sir--!

[ but she can't just leave a man to burn! she grabs the closest piece of cloth -- which happens to be someone's robe (maybe even his), and does her best to smother the flames with it ]

[emancipating]

[ zagreus turns around at the sound of haru's voice, concern in his expression by how alarmed she seems. except she's already on the ground and... smothering his feet?

oh no. ]

It's all right, miss, please— [ he tries to step away, carefully so as not to startle her more than he already has. the more she presses the robe against his feet, the more it starts to singe, and parts of it is already beginning to burn. ] I'm fine, I promise. Could let me have that robe, if you don't mind? I'd really like to avoid it catching on fire.

2d 🔞 sorry

[tidemark]

[A busy week is all the better when rewarded by momentary respite, in this case through the relaxation of comfortable theater seats and a... gift bag with questionable items inside.

Childe has already emptied his into his lap, picking merrily through the assortment of snacks, until he lands last on — some sort of soft, malleable handheld device with an opening on one end. It takes him a moment to understand the purpose, and then he sort of laughs, disbelieving. An elbow nudges his half-asleep partner in the seat beside him.]

Wow. Have you ever seen anything like this?

[Yes, he's holding a fleshlight.]

are u

[emancipating]

[ zagreus had gone through his gift bag and promptly helped himself to the snacks earlier before passing out. the resort had kindly (?) included a dildo in there for his efforts, which he thankfully recognizes, but a fleshlight is... something else.

now that he's awake, he squints down at it in childe's hand before shaking his head. ]

Um, not that I remember, no. Have you?

2b

[pyrolyzed]

[ Thanks for the save, Zag, because Fuuta absolutely wasn't paying attention. These spacesuits are hot, after all. Not sexy-hot -- because even if they're practically skin-tight, plastered against every non-existent scrawny curve of his bony build -- but temperature hot. The fabric doesn't breathe at all, and it's stuffy as hell wearing the helmet assigned to all actors playing low-level mob soldiers. And so the moment the director had shouted "CUT" and given everyone permission to take a break, Fuuta had stumbled over to a quiet bench at the far fringes of the set, flopped over, and taken his helmet off to catch his breath.

His mind's a million miles off, mostly thinking about how much he wants this whole circus to be done with already, and he completely fails to notice the oddly-colored rat that's been creeping up behind him, skittering across the bench right towards where he's braced his hand ...

until the whack of that helmet slamming down to trap the critter almost gives him a fucking heart attack. ]

Wh -- ?! [ His startled squawk is accompanied by the thump of him reeling back and promptly falling off the bench. Then the skitter of his costume armor against the flooring as he hastily drags himself a pace or two away from Zagreus. ] -- what the hell?! The fuck's your problem?!

[emancipating]

[ you know what, that reaction is valid, honestly. it's been a long day for the cast, the costumes are massively uncomfortable, and he's certain fuuta just wanted a moment's reprieve from all the chaos of filming. not that zagreus really knows what filming is — he's come to understand this as sort of a play rehearsal of some sort with a lot of things involved. what happened to just having someone play a lyre on the side while reciting lines? he's just too old for all of this.

all this is to say, he does look suitably apologetic as fuuta falls off the bench, wincing just slightly as he yells. zagreus keeps one hand firmly on the top of the helmet, leaning down briefly to make sure the rat is still under it. ]

Sorry, mate. I saw one of those rats and my body just reacted. They can grow to be nasty little critters where I'm from.

took me 3 days to remember the username ;;

[lashesout]

[On the other side of the trailer, hands crossed, naked save for some kind of sheer towel wrapped around her torso that cuts off just above her thigh, Meg is having a staredown contest with one of the owls, and battling with the urge to just reach out through the window and grab it by its throat and choke the life out of it.

Her eyes glance Zagreus' way once, then return to stare at the Peeping Tom.]

You're finally awake. [...] Will you rat me out if I kill this thing?

yELLS

[emancipating]

[ there's the initial surprise upon hearing her voice, immediately recognizing it before he's fully turned around. ]

Meg! [ a bright grin immediately takes over zagreus' expression as he heads to her side of the trailer. ] I wouldn't rat you out, but considering we've just got here, you think you could hold off on the killing just for a bit?

[ the last thing he needs is one of the staff finding out or something. which, wouldn't be that bad (?) but he's not too keen on risking the consequences just yet. ]

When did you get here?

office au..........

[wolftonic]

[ Nehan has never worked a corporate desk job. And yet his weary countenance and propensity for a suit and tie lifestyle is made for the soul-sucking drudgery of a cubicle farm? Why is he a boring salaryman? Maybe that's why he's been cast here, opposite a man he's never seen before.

At least acting the part is easy. He's supposed to be a hardass boss who treats his lackeys employees poorly. He points at the various sheets that his intern is supposed to be filling out. Very matter-of-factly: ]

You've done these all wrong. Every mistake you make, I'm docking your pay.

[ He is already unpaid? ]