【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches Weight: 5 oz Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!) Eye color: black Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick • emotional guide • damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking • mating dances • hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing • flying fast • speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS • ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS • JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video
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i wasn't going to start calling you pazuzu if that helps? does this thing know about everything or did you type that before maybe you should have filled it yourself because then it does weird shit
[Ouch. Again, prodding against a bruise that's particularly tender in the wake of discovering his uncle's planned betrayal, of having to explain to Natsume exactly where the Natori clan falls in the exorcist hierarchy. Matoba might have just meant it as an every day sort of jab, but it lands a little harder today. 'No small parts' indeed.
That informs his response more than anything else, shapes the direction that their usual push and pull goes: Natori leans into the self-deprecation.]
Well. It's just my fake work, after all. Who cares how I waste it?
[Of course he wasn't. (Director-san is frantically trying to overhear what Matoba is saying, suddenly nervous with the way the energy between them has shifted.) Natori can't even keep his eyes open when he kisses unless a scene explicitly calls for it; he's not going to create a record of him going so much further and leave it behind in an ayakashi's hands. The honest truth of how he ended up in this production is: he was snooping around the set when the crew showed up and the director desperately latched onto having Natori in his production. Natori played along to get a closer look at the equipment, because it struck him as deeply unusual for a bunch of ayakashi to have access to such expensive cameras and gear, and he wanted to see how they'd interact. And, of course, it took very little effort on his part, so long as he kept being a tease.]
[Somehow, every other space has mostly been taken and he's not about to squeeze into a seat that's already occupied by two people. Yeah, no, feels like something that would just lead to him getting squished and... he's kind of tired for stuff like that right now. So, there's appreciative look that flashes on the teen's face, Scott taking the offer to sit down next to Ivan in a manner that's mostly respectable.
Kind of squished, because that's how this place is, but he'll offer his bag of popcorn?? The mutant plots it between them anyway, before leaning forward a little to watch the movie with a low amount of interest.
He's kind of glad for the conversation instead.]
Huh? [Some genuine curiosity.] Are you saying that you're used to acting in movies?
[On the other side of the trailer, hands crossed, naked save for some kind of sheer towel wrapped around her torso that cuts off just above her thigh, Meg is having a staredown contest with one of the owls, and battling with the urge to just reach out through the window and grab it by its throat and choke the life out of it.
Her eyes glance Zagreus' way once, then return to stare at the Peeping Tom.]
You're finally awake. [...] Will you rat me out if I kill this thing?
void space means BB comes from the inexistence of nonexistence itself!!
This bad baby is a girl who shouldn't exist!! Perceive me!!
let me invade into your peripherals!!
the more you witness my demise the more I am allowed to exist!!
Basically, BB is like a Trojan virus you just downloaded - oh, I mean, yeah, I guess she's from that kind of space too. She was basically born from the moon in her uh phenomen theory tree of universes.
dw about that tho u might break your brain w all that
a what? im telling you that i look my age! i bet hiyori would agree with me! everyone would! just ask!
i am not talking like i am not. it's just a way to say things. make it distinct that we are referring to humans! i bet it's different for other things.
yeah. [ What was that dismissive sounding thing the meow meow mage said? Right. ] good luck with that.
[She could, theoretically, squeeze her legs and thighs strongly enough to remove the head from the shoulders it is attached to, but before she can contemplate more vicious imagery of impending murder, she looks up to catch the stare of the owl-guard.
...which one is pissing her off more?]
What the fuck is that? [She's asking herself more than him.]
[what, did leona think he could predict bakugo 100%? HA! fucking lazy lion! he'll be throwing curve balls at your face until the day everyone goes back home! and no, he wasn't expecting him to spring out like a cartoon balloon on a damn pin. it's just a finger. leona's probably had a lot bigger in there.
though a lack of response at all does piss him off! eyes blank, jaws set, vein throbbing, brows jutting at angles. this shitty bastard barely even flinched?! he knows he wasn't asleep, dammit!
cause maybe leona got too lazy to live?]
I'LL SHOVE MY HAND UP THERE AND BLAST YOUR DAMN ASS OUT THE TRAILER!!
[how's that for a suggestion? at least he got leona to admit he was awake. the mild annoyance on his face is a tiny reward. enough bakugou doesn't pay attention when he starts moving his finger back and forth inside, stroking over hot, slick walls and searching for a certain spot he knows is in there...]
[Scott says, while frowning. Also, is he whining? Is the future leader of the X-Men making a fuss about having makeup dolled on him? MAYBE... it's just a whole lot! And he's never worn makeup before! What's wrong with his face anyway?! Not that he's saying that there's anything wrong with anyone's faces, but...! He's just a little tense in the seat, the only reason why he's not fully fighting on this is because he doesn't want to get Hiyori in trouble.
Not to mention that the resort would probably find a way to drag him back here anyway. Although, that means he probably should make this easier on the other, but some reactions just can't be helped.]
[It's interesting to hear the appraisal of this situation from the mouth of a god. For as much information as someone with Matoba's power and position could glean on his own, some things were simply instinctual to ayakashi that a human could never hope to perceive, the same way or at all.]
[As to the correction- it takes a bit of self-control not to reply: same thing. But if only just because of what he has revealed.]
Do you reside in the upper plane?
[Talk of the near and far shores- is that what he meant? That gives the exorcist pause. Most kami left now were weaker, the ones that dwell on the Earth, far lower beings than those who had long since turned their eyes and ears from the world of men. None of them were beings who would be called to serve in Takamagahara.]
[Truly, the idea that such a god could even be drawn here... He should continue, tenuously, to be helpful.]
Perhaps. It seems that he is fond of organs and limbs.
[Maybe that could be read as a sarcastic joke. It's not.]
[ briefly, sein's eyes flicker back down to the sheet of paper he had hastily stuffed under his foot upon entrance into the confessional. the one that has little more than a few sentences' worth of "setting" information, the one that offers a few lines of dialogue that most assuredly would not work in response to anything she has just thrown at him.
they had told him there would be some improv work, but nobody ever implied it'd be to this extent. ]
Uh. [ off to a great start, very convincing. ] I'm real.
[ as if suddenly unsure, he glances down at himself, only to be reminded he's in an outfit he's never seen before, presumably the kind of thing a "priest" is meant to be wearing... but apparently that term has far more interpretations than he was used to. ]
Are you looking for some kind of certification...?
[He doesn't assume it's (just) the sex that some people like about this place; he's coming off of a particular moment of vulnerability back home, where he let his guard down for one second and spent a day trapped in an illusion as a result, one where his family was a little more whole and he had someone by his side. There's something freeing about giving in to the relief from the real world, even if it's coming from a malicious source. But no one can live in an illusion forever.]
Well, I'm glad that some people are able to find the silver lining. But it's really not a good idea to leave something like this unchecked if you can stop it.
[but "this hotel is probably feeding off of you every second that you spend here" is a real bummer of a thing to say in a text message, when 1) it's not like he's got any confirmation for that and 2) it's not like saying that will do anything. so, soft pedaling it!]
[Clutching the woman's legs a little too tightly, Yato shakes his head between her legs and shivers. It's a little chilly in here in just a robe and boxers, and frankly the owl-headed person is more than a little unnerving. Those unblinking eyes...]
Oversized chicken... [He mutters mostly to himself, as well, though the owl answers back this time.]
We're owls, hoo!
[Making a face at the fact the thing with a beak can actually talk, he hides behind her leg.]
This is a dream. A really, really weird dream... I'll wake up any minute, I'm sure of it...
"You find a way. Or you make connections, people you trust, to help you in those moments," Shanks points out.
"For example, a Marine and I myself drank a wine which compelled us to tell the truth. Instead of just muttering out whatever secrets bubbled to the surface, we asked each other measured questions and told truths about those items to keep from lying, but, also, to keep from saying more than we wanted."
He was a good, noble soul, too, and Shanks appreciated that.
"We couldn't have known the wine was laced, and we couldn't control the desire to blurt out our secrets, but we could control the direction the confessions went. And he turned out to be a reliable partner in that instance."
[ holy shit, delinquent broca.... somehow the image fits him as a former mafioso yet at the same time kind of not? he seems to be one of those gentle giants. a gentle, brain-empty giant with cat ears.
maybe that's why he's been assigned with the role as a flunky. wack. ]
Ah, I get it. Interrogations, right? Or are you usually the one in charge of torturing captors until they talk?
[ things like waterboarding (not the sexy kind) (also who brings up torture before a porno flick, damn) ]
[For a god to find himself in such a situation is definitely unusual by any standards, that's for sure. Normally he wouldn't have been caught in such a trap if the circumstances were typical day-to-day situations. It takes a lot to sneak up on a god for one, and a hell of a lot to trap one for another.
The terminology might be different, but then again, if they're from different places as well, that means there could be important distinctions. He's not sure if that's the case, but it's safe to assume so.]
Eh, teeeechnically I can? But I'm more an earthbound god, and have been all my life. I only recently was admitted to the Heavens.
[They're probably talking about the same thing, or at least the same general ideas, but Yato can't help using the terminology that he's accustomed to out of habit. Gods are creatures who are slow to change, even if they're adaptable. Stubborn, you might say.]
Ugh, seriously? That's definitely some high stakes there... Not sure I wanna wager anything that serious for a shot at getting a weapon. I know that in most gambling dens, the games are rigged in favor of the house
[Given they're expected to fuck their way to freedom, he can absolutely believe this place would deal in body parts as well.]
[with brows knitted together, Akira reaches out to tug against the buckle of the shoe closest to him. with how badly Minato was struggling, he expects a bit of resistance!! but instead. . . the strap slips free of the metal clasp with just the lightest of touches, allowing the shoe to fall away, giving Minato plenty of room to wiggle his be-socked toes]
[. . .]
[AKIRA SIGHS]
Minato. . .
[a dramatic pause]
You need to level up your shoe game.
[AKIRA DON'T TEASE!!! YOU KNOW IT'S NOT MINATO'S FAULT!!]
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