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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made in our parking garage for all new arrivals. We aim to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience!

All are invited to There Is No Tomorrow, a Phoenix Casino soiree to celebrate our beloved guests. The festivities will begin at 1800 hours on January 20th and end at 1800 hours on January 27th. Please look forward to 168 hours of delight.

In an effort to raise happiness and encourage better guest relationships, attendance is required. The house will assist guests that are too shy to appear of their own accord. Please note that black tie attire is mandatory. As always, we hope you enjoy your stay! 】



PARKING GARAGE
ANY CAR IN A STORM
WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN PEA... CAR? ► Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals aren't being checked into rooms — the front desk and concierge have made an executive decision to temporarily house new arrivals in the parking garage. This may actually not be as bad as one may think! All of the vehicles in the Golden Peacock's garage are luxury; some are even bigger than the basement suites. There are, however, a limited number of cars available. Guests are booked into cars in pairs or sets of three.

► All vehicles in the Golden Peacock's parking garage are top of the line models. While the body style and year vary, their common denominator is that they are expensive. New arrivals may wake up in any kind of luxury vehicle from a zippy little Maserati to a SUV limousine. Guests waking up in larger, party-style vehicles may find the inside bar stocked with booze and snacks. Due to the nature of waking up in cars, they may wake up anywhere in their new ride. Even the trunk!

► New arrivals wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are dramatic sets bedazzled with precious gems. These robes are inspired by the 1920s. Some are silk, some are sheer, some are lined with fur. All are over the top. If it has the flavor of old Hollywood or wealth your character can wake up in it. Some lucky guests may even find old fashioned smoking pipes or extended cigarette holders in their robe pockets.

► After briefly being dumbfounded, the valet, who normally has nothing to do, will scurry down with a few racks of clothes. All articles on the racks have been dragged out of storage; the majority of the pieces are old-fashioned or mismatched. All he can do is continue to bow deeply and apologize for the lack of amenities in the parking garage. No one ever comes here!
SUITES DON'T DO THIS!The cars in the parking garage are temperamental. Guests may find doors locking and unlocking of their own accord when they're trying to exit the vehicle. When inside with someone else, the radio will change to a channel playing romantic music. The lights will flicker, dim, or turn off to create some sexy ambiance. They've been in the parking garage for a long time and haven't seen any action in decades. That famous car that starred in Titanic got people to have sex in it. Why can't they!

Some of the cars may act strangely in other ways. The AC or heat will blast unexpectedly, the horn will go off at the least opportune moment, the engine will steam, the seats will spring back without anyone pressing the lever... if it can go wrong in a car, it can happen.

If asked, the valet will explain that over the past few months parts have gone mysteriously missing from some of the cars. Stolen, by no good dirty thieves! But what kind of ragamuffin would snatch car parts in the Golden Peacock? Regardless, he will apologize about the issues. They will continue until those missing parts are returned or replaced.

He will offer a monetary reward to anyone that can bring him any information about the guests that have been stealing car parts. It makes him look incompetent at his job, you see. All he has to do is watch these cars that don't go anywhere! If the house catches wind that they're needing repairs on his watch he's liable to lose his job. He's got four engaged daughters and he's got to pay for their weddings. He can't afford to get fired!



PHOENIX CASINO HALL
WELCOME TO THE NEXT 168 HOURS
Phoenix Casino is a-flutter with activity and packed to the beak with guests. As a famously ever-changing space, the staff would be remiss if they didn't deck the crown jewel of the Golden Peacock out. The casino glitters from top to bottom, shining brighter than diamonds, rubies, sapphires, opals! Party-goers are shiny and glamorous with picture perfect makeup, fluttering gowns, and sharp suits. Card tables are packed and the slot machines are a-ringing as guests play, play, play! Prizes, luxury, booze, attractive people, it's the place that everyone wants to be at.

Those people being dragged inside by some invisible force...? Silly, they were so excited to come that their bodies moved before they realized what was happening. Those are struggles of joy and definitely not the casino's infamous ghost hands dragging unwilling guests to the party at the behest of the house. Look, they're literally hurling their bodies at the card tables with unrestrained glee!

All clocks indicating day hours and night hours have been removed from the casino. Once a guest has entered, their Watch will jam, making it impossible to keep track of the time. You don't need to worry about that tonight.
AT THE DOOR ► Guests must adhere to the black tie dress code to enter. Those that show up in less than their best won't be turned away — but they will be stuffed into a rental outfit provided by the staff. All provided outfits are gaudy, flashy, and encrusted with jewelry. Also — itchy. Too much starch.

Guests that do not want to come will be "helped" to the party by the casino's favorite ghost hands. They will be dragged, levitated, and thrown across the resort until they've "joined" the party. Those that wish to opt out will be conveniently overlooked, completely forgotten by both the house and the hands because they, "lack presence." Ouch!

► Guests that wish to leave the party before it reaches its official end 168 hours later will find obstacles getting in the way of exiting. Staff pop out of nowhere to cheerfully guide them over to this new game they must try. Waiters stop them with trays of steaming food that they think they'll really enjoy. Long-standing guests stumble directly into their path and drag them into some drunken shenanigans. The doors will randomly get stuck. While guests can certainly escape the party, the forces that be are determined to make it difficult for them to call it a night.
REFRESHMENTSWHAT THE RICH FOLK EAT: A massive buffet table lines the back wall of the casino. This nod to overconsumption and gluttony features expensive and exquisite eats from land to sea. Everything on the table is decadent; only the best for guests of the Golden Peacock. The servers working the table encourage guests to eat and eat and eat, even going so far as to help them load up their 16 inch plates until they're overflowing. Less is more? Nonsense. More is more.

IT'S GETTING BUBBLY: While there are plenty of libations to go around, there is one special champagne that's guaranteed sweep you off your feet. A few sips of the bubbly will have you floating in the air like you're the grandpa from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Guests that drink the bubbly will become like a bubble themselves, rising to the ceiling and swimming through the air. Unlike Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, however, burping isn't the answer to grounding safely. The bubbly wears off randomly and without warning, so be careful of falling on another guest or someone's game table.

JUST A PUFF OR TWO: There's a new smoke that's captured the attention of party-goers. This popular new drug is called twig. Smoked from a very thin joint with an earthy taste. Need to add some pep to your step? Twig is the smoking equivalent of two hundred cups of coffee. Who needs sleep? With twig, it's possible to stay awake for upwards of three days without feeling tired. Guests report feeling "brilliantly energized" after smoking twig. However, reports also note that once the high wears off, the user might feel like a deflated balloon that's been run over by a truck. Long-standing guests will encourage newer guests to give it a try. You can sleep after the party, bro!
GAME ROOMS
TRY YOUR LUCK

DIRTY DICE: EVEN DIRTIER A crowd favorite — Dirty Dice is BACK and now it's even dirtier. The creators put their heads together to come up with funnier and more dynamic dice options to keep things interesting for players. While the original game used a pair of standard six-sided dice, Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier debuts a pair of hefty twelve-sided dice.

► The rules for Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier remain the same as last year. Players will be seated at a two-top (though group Dirty Dice games are also encouraged!) with a set of dirty dice. The starting player rolls both dice. The action created with the dice must then be done to the opposing player — however, the rolling player does have the option to turn down the action if they're chicken. The second player will then roll the dice to create an action, similarly able to turn down the action if they're also chicken. Players continue to take turns until there is a winner.

► The first player to complete four actions will receive bragging rights, an extra large chip payout, and the resounding applause from the audience. For low rank guests, winning Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier may also come with an invitation to one of the exclusive lounges.

DIE A
1: TICKLE
2: FINGER
3: KISS
4: SUCK
5: CARESS
6: SLAP
7: FONDLE
8: PINCH
9: LICK
10: BITE
11: SNIFF
12: GRIND ON
DIE B
1: LIPS
2: THIGH
3: CHEST
4: ASS
5: MOUTH
6: ELBOW
7: NECK
8: EAR
9: NIPPLE
10: GENITALS
11: KNEE
12: NOSE


SEX TOY ROULETTE Come one, come all, step right up and try your luck with Sex Toy Roulette! Several giant roulette wheels (an ode to our favorite morning TV show, The Price Is Right) are waiting for those brave enough to give them a spin. Sex Toy Roulette is a game of chance that comes with risks and rewards. Are you daring enough to give it a go?

► Sex Toy Roulette is very easy to play. The player steps up to the wheel, grabs the handle, and gives it their best spin. Whatever the needle lands on when the wheel stops is what the player wins! Lucky ducks might land on one of the fabulous instant prizes which can be claimed immediately. Less lucky ducks land on one of the sex toy options.

► If the needle lands on one of the sex toy options the roulette manager will give the player the corresponding sex toy. The toy will sync with the player's Watch and begin a countdown of 4 hours. The instructions for further steps are also transmitted to their Watch: Use this sex toy in a sex act with another guest within 4 hours.

► Players that complete the game and use the sex toy within 4 hours will receive no penalty. They also get to keep the sex toy. Yay!

► Players that do not complete the game and do not use the sex toy within 4 hours will be penalized. Not only will a substantial amount of chips be drained from their bank account, guests may experience a sudden and intense suit flare. Wildcards may randomly experience symptoms of ANY SUIT.

1: BLINDFOLD
2: CHOCOLATE SYRUP
3: PADDLE
4: DILDO
5: INSTA-PRIZE
6: G-STRING
7: CLIT SUCKER
8: ANAL BEADS
9: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
10: INSTA-PRIZE
11: MAGIC WAND
12: GUN

13: A REGULAR SPOON
14: VIBRATOR
15: INSTA-PRIZE
16: ROPE
17: BALL GAG
18: FLESHLIGHT
19: BONDAGE TAPE
20: FLAVORED CONDOMS
21: INSTA-PRIZE
22: BUTT PLUG
23: GARTER BELT
24: KNIFE

25: NIPPLE CLAMPS
26: INSTA-PRIZE
27: LEASH & COLLAR
28: RIDING CROP
29: SEX DOLL
30: BEN WA BALLS
31: CHASTITY CAGE
32: ANKLE CUFFS
33: COCK RING
34: INSTA-PRIZE
35: CUCUMBER
36: HANDCUFFS

► Guests that land on INSTA-PRIZE may select from the following prizes:
  • An extra-large chip payout and money box experience. Stand inside a narrow box and enjoy being showered with the bills of different cultures across the multiverse! Dollars, yen, euros, yuan... you name it.
  • The royal experience. Travel around the party in the coveted Pure Gold Peacock Palanquin. Enjoy 24 hours of topless servants and constant hand-and-foot service. All of your commands will be obeyed.
  • Select from an assortment of luxury watches, necklaces, earrings, and other expensive articles of clothing. Cashmere, pure silk, Mongolian wool — high quality items for keeps. May also select from appliances that would not be normally found in low rank suites.
  • A brand new car or motorcycle!!! Yes, the car will have to live in the garage, but it's all yours. Winners who choose a motorcycle may ride it around the hallways of the resort.

  • ► The specific details of the sex toy a character is given is left to OOC discretion. For example, if you choose to land on "vibrator", you may have your character given any kind of vibrator. Have fun!

    1 or 11 Down the hall from the main hub guests may find a clandestine room with a silvery sign on the door — ARE YOU 1 OR 11? Crossing the threshold brings a different atmosphere from the card tables and slot machines. The game manager stops every person that comes inside, offering four cards and asking the new player to select one.

    "This will be your role inside Lovers' Hideaway," she explains with a smile. After selecting a card, the player will be guided past the velvet curtains to join in the amorous atmosphere of a silver-studded lounge with several private bedrooms.


    1 or 11 is a game of dominance and submission. The four hidden cards offered at the door are all Ace cards. The specific Ace card that the player draws indicates their role of either Dominant or Submissive. For the rest of their time inside Lover's Hideaway that is the dynamic they are expected to play. Players will win a large payout after any intimate D/s encounter.

    ► A player must redraw every time they leave and return to Lovers' Hideaway, so it is possible to play both dynamics.

    A♦: ACE OF DIAMONDS — 1, Submissive.
    A♥︎: ACE OF HEARTS — 11, Dominant.
    A♣: ACE OF CLUBS — 1, Submissive.
    A♠: ACE OF SPADES — 11, Dominant.


    ► The rules of 1 or 11 are otherwise very relaxed. Doms and Subs seek one another out inside Lovers' Hideaway and find mutual satisfaction together. The staff of Lovers' Hideaway are happy to provide any amenities that the couple would like to use in their play.
    HOUSE OF CARDS Ladies and gentleman! Do you dare to test how steady your hands are? Are you ready for a new challenge? Come play our new game, House of Cards. Step up to any table with a house of cards and prepare to go head-to-head with another guest in a game of strategy and luck.


    ► Players take turns removing one of the cards from a house of cards. Similarly to Jenga, players must be careful not to knock the house of cards over when removing a card. The player that causes the house to collapse is the loser. A large sum of chips will be transfered from the loser to the winner after the house falls.

    ► Each card has a question. After successfully pulling a card, the player must then answer the question honestly. Questions vary in intensity, ranging from simple inquiries such as, What is your favorite color? to more complicated, Would you betray a loved one for financial gain?

    ► Failure to answer the question or to answer it honestly will register as a loss on the player's Watch. The player will then be flagged as the loser and a large sum of chips will be transferred to the winning player.
    EXCLUSIVE LOUNGES
    ONLY FOR THE FEW

    HIGH CLASS OASIS Being a high rank in the Golden Peacock comes with perks. 168 hours is exhausting, so staff have arranged a luxurious respite for the high rank guests that need a break from the party. Guests ranked 10 - King are invited to come relax in the High Class Oasis. Suit-clad and sunglasses wearing security stand at the door and check each guest's credentials before they're allowed to enter.

    Security are strict about monitoring who is allowed to come into the oasis. They won't even allow a high rank to bring a mid or low rank with them; they won't risk upsetting any of the other high ranks. However, while these security guards are loyal and diligent, they aren't especially smart. It is possible for low and mid rank guests to sneak into the oasis with a bit of ingenuity. But be careful — if you don't walk the high class walk, one of the royal long-term guests might call for security to drag the peasants away.
  • Private bedrooms and sleeping pods.
  • Bathroom featuring showers, bath tubs, hot tubs, sauna, and steam room.
  • Racks of complimentary clothing.
  • Top-shelf bottles of wine, champagne, and spirits.
  • Complimentary cigarettes and cigars.
  • Full body massages and masseuses on call.
  • Birdbucks baristas serving up any and all coffee drinks, on the house.
  • Peace and quiet away from the peasants!


  • HIGH ROLLER CLUB Guests that are willing to bet high and gamble hard are invited to play in the High Roller Club. The High Roller Club isn't for the faint of wallet or heart; everything played inside this exclusive club is high risk and high reward. Guests that refuse to match the high risk energy of the club will be escorted out immediately. Entrance to the High Roller Club is dependent upon the means to bet high. If the dealers judge a guest to be broke and/or a coward, unable to put forth chips and unwilling to bet their bodies, they will be denied access.

    Guests that have been denied access but are caught trying to sneak in will be conscripted into drink service. They will be dressed up in a sexy bird costume and made to serve drinks to high rollers. Think sexy casino bunny, bird edition. Hey, at least that gives them a bird's eye view of how the extremely wealthy (and gambling addicts) play?
  • All games require large bets, either monetary or bodily.
  • Sex acts may be offered in lieu of chips if the player has no chips left to bet.
  • All drinks are complementary when playing in the club.
  • Wins and losses must be large enough to be impactful on a player's daily life.
  • Players can end up in the red, which triggers instant conscription. Players in massive debt will be forced to work in other areas of the party to begin paying back the house.
  • Any kind of game may be played in the club, including games under the "Game Rooms" tab.


  • WOMEN'S PARLOR A pair of eight foot Amazonian bouncers guard the doors to the Women's Parlor. Only guests that identify as women will be allowed to enter the parlor. Guests that identify as men will be blocked by the bouncers' crossed spears. This lounge is a private space for women to relax and refresh during the festivities.

    Like the other lounges, it is not impossible for guests that identify as men to sneak into the Women's Parlor. However, these Amazonian bouncers won't move an inch from the door and refuse to engage with men, leaving little room for persuasion or sneaking. Men who wish to sneak into the Women's Parlor will have to crossdress as women in order to pass the bouncers. It's important to keep up the act, too, lest the long-standing guests inside the parlor realize that men have snuck into their haven and call the Amazons to come catch them.
  • Comfortable couches and sofas; blankets and pillows.
  • A few showers stocked with amenities.
  • Quick laundry service for gowns and pantsuits.
  • Exclusive dessert bar, featuring limited edition pastries.
  • High tea at all hours, featuring limited edition tea blends and mini sandwiches.
  • Running chocolate fountain and numerous dip-able foods such as fruits and marshmallows.
  • Numerous kittens and cats for cuddling.
  • Complimentary shoulder and/or foot massages.






  • HANGOVER AFTERCARE
    DID YOU HAVE FUN?
    A LITTLE AFTERCAREThe morning after the party ends, characters will find themselves waking up with someone else in their bed. Did you go to bed with someone last night? Oops, looks like they got misplaced in the shuffle, but please enjoy this new person. No one should wake up alone after a party — or so the house thinks. Affection and intimacy have been reported to increase happiness in humans and semi-human individuals after an exhausting escapade. Plus, it's heard that hangovers can be torturous. Not that it would know.

    ► Guests won't just be waking up to each other. Waiting for them are trays with steaming hot breakfast and a large cloth bag labeled Hangover Kit. While you're enjoying some coffee and munching on bacon, feel free to dig into the bag and check out what the house has sent for you! Isn't it the best host?

    Please enjoy your complimentary: water bottle; aspirin packs; Pepto-Bismol; Gas-X; Imodium; anal douche; enema kit; viagra; face masks; a box of Bon-Bons; and one (1) random sex toy.

    Have a pleasant sleepy morning!


    OOC NOTES

    INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS
    BLANKET CW: Alcohol; altered states; BDSM dynamics; coercion; drug use; exhibitionism; food play; gambling; servitude

    ▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

    ▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's January event.

    ▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

    ▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header. This month we also have an ongoing ATP / EMP where players can connect. Please feel free to utilize this for all of your peafowl needs!

    ▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

    ▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

    ▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

    ▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

    ▶ Happy New Year and 2025! ♥
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    brother_nature: (bakugo intensifies)

    [personal profile] brother_nature 2025-01-25 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
    [Read that as broom instead of brocon for some reason and didn't even blink. Chobe postures in a feral like manner, looking ridiculous thanks to his elaborate robe, but he's doing his best to at least appear threatening. He has absolutely no problem attacking first and asking questions later of course, but given the unfamiliar surroundings, he rather tread with a slight hint of caution.

    Or at least he would, before she opens his mouth and honks that horn. He's immediately bristling all over like a stray cat and reflexively whips a vine forward, smacking at the hood of the limo, likely with just enough force to dent it.]


    Stop screamin' and yappin' gibberish, or next that'll be yer head, bitch!

    [He also still has no idea what Italian is.]
    reietta: (GbRb--gakAUMyxj (1))

    [personal profile] reietta 2025-01-25 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
    [ well guess she ruined the chance at civil conversation by being a bastard, but what else is new. ]

    Who's screaming and yapping, exactly? I might be a bitch, but I'll only accept that from cute girls, grazie mille. [ and he's neither. she could speculate that he's some common criminal up to no good from the sheer look of him, not to judge a book by its cover, so surely nobody will care if he goes missing right?

    or if he's crushed underwheel to mashed plant pulp, right??? she does flinch a little when that vine hits with force enough to crush a part of the hood in, but... you know what, that's fine with her. she might be weaponsless in this, wherever this is, but she is in the driver's seat of a massive hummer right now. and vehicles are some of her favorite weapons. ]


    Ehi, stronzo. You're the one who broke the window of my new ride so rudely and now you've damaged her even more! [ a pat to the car, as if in sympathy. ] I'm going to give you until three to kiss her wheels in forgiveness before she gives you a sweet little love tap in return. One, two--

    [ but even before three her foot goes on the gas. just one little crash into the plant man! just a little crash, just to teach him a lesson. well it depends if he panics or runs or slips or something and gets something vital crushed under the wheels. ]
    brother_nature: (pic#17245284)

    [personal profile] brother_nature 2025-01-25 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
    Haaah? You think any slut worth their coin would get a tease outta a freak like you?? Here I thought I was dreamin', but you're delusional!

    [He's only JUST met Lappland, knows nothing about her, but immediately decides fuck this--dog? Person? He's truly not sure! Regardless of attractiveness, he can't help trade an insult for insult. He sticks out his tongue, raising that vine in the air again.]

    You must be off yer rocker if you think I'm gettin' on my knees to kiss some hunk of meta--[Oops, he doesn't finish that retort.

    He's not expecting something so big to be so fast, so when she hits the gas, she gets a direct fucking hit to his torso, sending him flying into one of those parking lot pillars. It cracks some, and honestly he would have been thrown even further if his vine hadn't got caught in the hummer's wheels. They may be squealing as they get all tied up, but either way, give Chobe....just a moment. There may be a lot of blood on the concrete, but it's fine. It's tooootally fine.]
    reietta: (BORK-004)

    [personal profile] reietta 2025-01-26 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
    [ why is she a slut now?!?? just because she's in a sheer nightgown just like him??? if that's the logic then they can be sluts together!

    or rather, she'd like to be queen slut thanks, and one pressing the pedal to the metal. ]
    Whoopsie, seems my foot slipped! [ this, while cackling out an entirely sane and not-serial-killery laugh. what can she say if sitting behind the wheel of a massive and unconventional vehicle doesn't give her the greatest high and perhaps some subliminal or more-than-subtle impulse to just smash it into something? she's not that far gone as to run over civilians and passerby, but--

    this guy attacked her vehicle! she didn't even do anything at all. clearly he's dangerous and unhinged and she should incapacitate him for the good of... whoever else might be in this garage. absolutely.

    anyway here comes the hummer in readiness to... maybe she'll try to wrench back her homocidality just enough to direct a course to run over his legs. yeah. that's nonfatal and everything. she's so sane and merciful. ]
    brother_nature: (w - Flower Trick)

    CW: gore/bone breaking aw shit here they go again

    [personal profile] brother_nature 2025-01-26 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
    [Let's all take slutty ibuprofen together!! No, really, he might at the very least need some painkillers after this--!

    Chobe's limp body begins to stir slightly. Fuck. It's been a long damn time since he's been hit that hard that fast. He tries moving one arm, unsuccessfully as it's tangled in his vines and the car's wheel. His one good eye feels blurred. Is he bleeding from somewhere? He uses his other arm to bring a hand to head. Ah! A head wound! Damn, that takes him back.

    He's about to try sitting up when he feels the vibrations of the wheels turning on his vines. He grimaces, ripping their roots out so his arm isn't torn off in the process, but perhaps he should have tried moving literally anywhere else first, his legs splayed out and unprotected. And for a car as large as this, it easily snaps and crushes his bones, even if she wasn't going at top speed. If he wasn't fully conscious before, Chobe certainly is now. He lets out a guttural scream as the tires flatten his legs, one grinding enough to tear flesh away, meat and ichor sticking to the turning wheel as its mangled.

    WELL. Now he absolutely has to kill this fucking metal box!!!

    His legs aren't healing immediately--it's been a while since they've needed to, but Chobe isn't going to wait for that. His arms go dark as bark and claws emerge, and he begins digging into the grill of the vehicle, clawing his way up like a horrible bloody cockroach. One leg gets left behind in the process, but it won't be a problem for long. Finally he manages to haul himself up on to the hood, and a sharp vine immediately stabs at the windshield. LET HIM IN, LAPPLAND!!]


    Hahhahahahah, is this how ya treat everyone ya meet?? If yer foot's the problem, how about I tear that off for ya!
    reietta: (BORK-012)

    delicious

    [personal profile] reietta 2025-01-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
    You might just be receiving a Lappland special treatment, patata. And if you want to get your filthy paws on womens' feet so badly let me give you a tip, the ladies prefer a little more delicacy than that!

    [ ah, she loves the smell of heavy body wounds and the sound of crunching bone in the morning. if this even counts as morning. but she has the acute senses of wolves and her ears cock happily in his direction as she lowers her window down fully so 1) he can admire the sound of her metal theme song still blasting from the speakers and 2) she can lean out a little more and admire the sight of car-smashed plant.

    all things considered she didn't have the ramp-up to really fatally run him over and as grievous and sociopathic as this shit is, it's still totally nonlethal! he can totally walk it off, whether one leg is gone or not! and she can see his limb transforming... interesting, this guy sure has something up his sleeve, even while crawling at her car like a zombie in some horror movie.

    hm, well. she doesn't have a weapon, but she could still... let's say, maybe smash him straight into some pillar or into a wall of the garage.

    she revs in readiness to do just that, while her free hand goes to snatch a shard of splintered glass from the window he'd busted. it's not a sword or anything, but at least it's a cutting edge. ]
    brother_nature: (pic#17245253)

    [personal profile] brother_nature 2025-01-27 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
    Did you just call me a fuckin' potato??

    [That's his take away from this quip, unfortunately. He'll figure out a brand new hatred for her dialect in the future, probably. He doesn't let up the assault, repeatedly messily stabbing at the window until it begins to shatter, visualizing severing her smug fluffy head.

    At least til that music blares out, and Chobe has to reposition his grip from the vibration of it all. He can grasp the concept of a limo but what the FUCK is this??? Probably in any other context he could learn to appreciate it (he'd likely love the metal genre that would be his JAM), but right now this is an assault on his senses, fuck.

    But what's even more of an assault is Lappland putting the pedal to the medal and gunning at him again. He digs his claws into the hood to avoid slipping off, only to have his body pinned quite literally between a rock and a hard place. His body squelches as his torso is crushed and he involuntary vomits up what little was in his insides. So much has happened in such a short time, and as he spits up the last of his stomach juices, he lets out a growl as his arm extends, trying to piece her through the windshield.]


    BiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIITICH!!
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    [personal profile] reietta 2025-01-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
    [ well yes, she did. ] You're all scarred and gnarled like an ugly root vegetable, and maybe I could make mashed potatoes out of y-- [ oh, well. there's her windshield totally cracking under his... limbs. what is going on with those, he must have some transformative arts or even restorative or he's just some tough-to-kill bastard because a lesser man should be passing out from the pain or just lying down and begging for forgiveness and mercy.

    but here he is throwing up all over her joyride.

    unforgivable. ]


    I'm going to make you regret that--! [ a threat she could still casually laugh almost in sing-song; clearly the sane thing to do is bail, but she's going to try to trust in this thing's windshield to 1) not shatter into pieces to cut her under this viney assault and 2) if it does, let it happen after she...

    slams her foot on the pedal and drives this thing aiming to crash him full-force into a load-bearing pillar.

    it's going to hurt for the both of them but hopefully a lot more so for one of them as she flings the door open to jump out. well she'd scanned around this place for an exit and this place might as well be a maze in how she couldn't locate one. that's fine. she doesn't mind trying to bring a section of it down to brute force a way out. ]
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    cw more gore remember to buckle up kids

    [personal profile] brother_nature 2025-01-27 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
    [SQUISH.

    Well. More like crash. If he were not in such a precarious position right now, he could respect the play. High risk high reward, take out your opponent by any means necessary, including but not limited to giving yourself whiplash and utterly wrecking your swanky new ride. That's some top tier commitment there, he might even give her a bow.

    By which i mean his torso is crushed so throroughly it knocks the wind, and whatever other juices he kept down, right out of him. His vines cease their attack as what remains of his upper half goes limp on the hood. There's a wet splat under the car as his crushed lower half gives in and disconnects, sliding down the pillar and on to the cold asphalt to join his other leg. A pool of blood, organs, and black ichor seep from beneath the hummer, the scent of copper mixing with the engine's now busted radiator as it leaks out.

    Well, the deed is done, she's taken this guy out. She's free to explore the lot or simply hijack another limo. Who's going to stop her? The cops??? Good fucking luck.

    But before she can get too far away, her ears may pick up the faint crackles of a dried up vine slinking at her on the concrete, like a misplaced viper. It's followed by the sound of creaking metal, and should she look over, something is forcing back the hummer juuuust enough to give Chobe's body some breathing room. She may get an eyeful of his mutilated corpse sprouting all sorts of twisting, rotting vines and roots, blinding whipping about to drag organs back into flesh, stitching limbs together, snapping bones back into place. Chobe's good eye opens wide as his torso's reattached proper, staring daggers at the wolf as that stray vine he sent toward her curls into the air and strikes. She can avoid it of course, but if she's not fast enough, he's gonna try to send her off with at least one new hole.]