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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made in our parking garage for all new arrivals. We aim to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience!

All are invited to There Is No Tomorrow, a Phoenix Casino soiree to celebrate our beloved guests. The festivities will begin at 1800 hours on January 20th and end at 1800 hours on January 27th. Please look forward to 168 hours of delight.

In an effort to raise happiness and encourage better guest relationships, attendance is required. The house will assist guests that are too shy to appear of their own accord. Please note that black tie attire is mandatory. As always, we hope you enjoy your stay! 】

PARKING GARAGE

ANY CAR IN A STORM

WELCOME TO THE GOLDEN PEA... CAR?

► Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals aren't being checked into rooms — the front desk and concierge have made an executive decision to temporarily house new arrivals in the parking garage. This may actually not be as bad as one may think! All of the vehicles in the Golden Peacock's garage are luxury; some are even bigger than the basement suites. There are, however, a limited number of cars available. Guests are booked into cars in pairs or sets of three.

► All vehicles in the Golden Peacock's parking garage are top of the line models. While the body style and year vary, their common denominator is that they are expensive. New arrivals may wake up in any kind of luxury vehicle from a zippy little Maserati to a SUV limousine. Guests waking up in larger, party-style vehicles may find the inside bar stocked with booze and snacks. Due to the nature of waking up in cars, they may wake up anywhere in their new ride. Even the trunk!

► New arrivals wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are dramatic sets bedazzled with precious gems. These robes are inspired by the 1920s. Some are silk, some are sheer, some are lined with fur. All are over the top. If it has the flavor of old Hollywood or wealth your character can wake up in it. Some lucky guests may even find old fashioned smoking pipes or extended cigarette holders in their robe pockets.

► After briefly being dumbfounded, the valet, who normally has nothing to do, will scurry down with a few racks of clothes. All articles on the racks have been dragged out of storage; the majority of the pieces are old-fashioned or mismatched. All he can do is continue to bow deeply and apologize for the lack of amenities in the parking garage. No one ever comes here!

SUITES DON'T DO THIS!

► The cars in the parking garage are temperamental. Guests may find doors locking and unlocking of their own accord when they're trying to exit the vehicle. When inside with someone else, the radio will change to a channel playing romantic music. The lights will flicker, dim, or turn off to create some sexy ambiance. They've been in the parking garage for a long time and haven't seen any action in decades. That famous car that starred in Titanic got people to have sex in it. Why can't they!

► Some of the cars may act strangely in other ways. The AC or heat will blast unexpectedly, the horn will go off at the least opportune moment, the engine will steam, the seats will spring back without anyone pressing the lever... if it can go wrong in a car, it can happen.

If asked, the valet will explain that over the past few months parts have gone mysteriously missing from some of the cars. Stolen, by no good dirty thieves! But what kind of ragamuffin would snatch car parts in the Golden Peacock? Regardless, he will apologize about the issues. They will continue until those missing parts are returned or replaced.

He will offer a monetary reward to anyone that can bring him any information about the guests that have been stealing car parts. It makes him look incompetent at his job, you see. All he has to do is watch these cars that don't go anywhere! If the house catches wind that they're needing repairs on his watch he's liable to lose his job. He's got four engaged daughters and he's got to pay for their weddings. He can't afford to get fired!

PHOENIX CASINO HALL

WELCOME TO THE NEXT 168 HOURS

Phoenix Casino is a-flutter with activity and packed to the beak with guests. As a famously ever-changing space, the staff would be remiss if they didn't deck the crown jewel of the Golden Peacock out. The casino glitters from top to bottom, shining brighter than diamonds, rubies, sapphires, opals! Party-goers are shiny and glamorous with picture perfect makeup, fluttering gowns, and sharp suits. Card tables are packed and the slot machines are a-ringing as guests play, play, play! Prizes, luxury, booze, attractive people, it's the place that everyone wants to be at.

Those people being dragged inside by some invisible force...? Silly, they were so excited to come that their bodies moved before they realized what was happening. Those are struggles of joy and definitely not the casino's infamous ghost hands dragging unwilling guests to the party at the behest of the house. Look, they're literally hurling their bodies at the card tables with unrestrained glee!

All clocks indicating day hours and night hours have been removed from the casino. Once a guest has entered, their Watch will jam, making it impossible to keep track of the time. You don't need to worry about that tonight.

AT THE DOOR

► Guests must adhere to the black tie dress code to enter. Those that show up in less than their best won't be turned away — but they will be stuffed into a rental outfit provided by the staff. All provided outfits are gaudy, flashy, and encrusted with jewelry. Also — itchy. Too much starch.

► Guests that do not want to come will be "helped" to the party by the casino's favorite ghost hands. They will be dragged, levitated, and thrown across the resort until they've "joined" the party. Those that wish to opt out will be conveniently overlooked, completely forgotten by both the house and the hands because they, "lack presence." Ouch!

► Guests that wish to leave the party before it reaches its official end 168 hours later will find obstacles getting in the way of exiting. Staff pop out of nowhere to cheerfully guide them over to this new game they must try. Waiters stop them with trays of steaming food that they think they'll really enjoy. Long-standing guests stumble directly into their path and drag them into some drunken shenanigans. The doors will randomly get stuck. While guests can certainly escape the party, the forces that be are determined to make it difficult for them to call it a night.

REFRESHMENTS

► WHAT THE RICH FOLK EAT: A massive buffet table lines the back wall of the casino. This nod to overconsumption and gluttony features expensive and exquisite eats from land to sea. Everything on the table is decadent; only the best for guests of the Golden Peacock. The servers working the table encourage guests to eat and eat and eat, even going so far as to help them load up their 16 inch plates until they're overflowing. Less is more? Nonsense. More is more.

► IT'S GETTING BUBBLY: While there are plenty of libations to go around, there is one special champagne that's guaranteed sweep you off your feet. A few sips of the bubbly will have you floating in the air like you're the grandpa from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Guests that drink the bubbly will become like a bubble themselves, rising to the ceiling and swimming through the air. Unlike Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, however, burping isn't the answer to grounding safely. The bubbly wears off randomly and without warning, so be careful of falling on another guest or someone's game table.

► JUST A PUFF OR TWO: There's a new smoke that's captured the attention of party-goers. This popular new drug is called twig. Smoked from a very thin joint with an earthy taste. Need to add some pep to your step? Twig is the smoking equivalent of two hundred cups of coffee. Who needs sleep? With twig, it's possible to stay awake for upwards of three days without feeling tired. Guests report feeling "brilliantly energized" after smoking twig. However, reports also note that once the high wears off, the user might feel like a deflated balloon that's been run over by a truck. Long-standing guests will encourage newer guests to give it a try. You can sleep after the party, bro!

GAME ROOMS

TRY YOUR LUCK

DIRTY DICE: EVEN DIRTIER

A crowd favorite — Dirty Dice is BACK and now it's even dirtier. The creators put their heads together to come up with funnier and more dynamic dice options to keep things interesting for players. While the original game used a pair of standard six-sided dice, Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier debuts a pair of hefty twelve-sided dice.

► The rules for Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier remain the same as last year. Players will be seated at a two-top (though group Dirty Dice games are also encouraged!) with a set of dirty dice. The starting player rolls both dice. The action created with the dice must then be done to the opposing player — however, the rolling player does have the option to turn down the action if they're chicken. The second player will then roll the dice to create an action, similarly able to turn down the action if they're also chicken. Players continue to take turns until there is a winner.

► The first player to complete four actions will receive bragging rights, an extra large chip payout, and the resounding applause from the audience. For low rank guests, winning Dirty Dice: Even Dirtier may also come with an invitation to one of the exclusive lounges.

DIE A
1: TICKLE
2: FINGER
3: KISS
4: SUCK
5: CARESS
6: SLAP
7: FONDLE
8: PINCH
9: LICK
10: BITE
11: SNIFF
12: GRIND ON

DIE B
1: LIPS
2: THIGH
3: CHEST
4: ASS
5: MOUTH
6: ELBOW
7: NECK
8: EAR
9: NIPPLE
10: GENITALS
11: KNEE
12: NOSE

SEX TOY ROULETTE

Come one, come all, step right up and try your luck with Sex Toy Roulette! Several giant roulette wheels (an ode to our favorite morning TV show, The Price Is Right) are waiting for those brave enough to give them a spin. Sex Toy Roulette is a game of chance that comes with risks and rewards. Are you daring enough to give it a go?

► Sex Toy Roulette is very easy to play. The player steps up to the wheel, grabs the handle, and gives it their best spin. Whatever the needle lands on when the wheel stops is what the player wins! Lucky ducks might land on one of the fabulous instant prizes which can be claimed immediately. Less lucky ducks land on one of the sex toy options.

► If the needle lands on one of the sex toy options the roulette manager will give the player the corresponding sex toy. The toy will sync with the player's Watch and begin a countdown of 4 hours. The instructions for further steps are also transmitted to their Watch: Use this sex toy in a sex act with another guest within 4 hours.

► Players that complete the game and use the sex toy within 4 hours will receive no penalty. They also get to keep the sex toy. Yay!

► Players that do not complete the game and do not use the sex toy within 4 hours will be penalized. Not only will a substantial amount of chips be drained from their bank account, guests may experience a sudden and intense suit flare. Wildcards may randomly experience symptoms of ANY SUIT.

1: BLINDFOLD
2: CHOCOLATE SYRUP
3: PADDLE
4: DILDO
5: INSTA-PRIZE
6: G-STRING
7: CLIT SUCKER
8: ANAL BEADS
9: ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH
10: INSTA-PRIZE
11: MAGIC WAND
12: GUN

13: A REGULAR SPOON
14: VIBRATOR
15: INSTA-PRIZE
16: ROPE
17: BALL GAG
18: FLESHLIGHT
19: BONDAGE TAPE
20: FLAVORED CONDOMS
21: INSTA-PRIZE
22: BUTT PLUG
23: GARTER BELT
24: KNIFE

25: NIPPLE CLAMPS
26: INSTA-PRIZE
27: LEASH & COLLAR
28: RIDING CROP
29: SEX DOLL
30: BEN WA BALLS
31: CHASTITY CAGE
32: ANKLE CUFFS
33: COCK RING
34: INSTA-PRIZE
35: CUCUMBER
36: HANDCUFFS

► Guests that land on INSTA-PRIZE may select from the following prizes:

An extra-large chip payout and money box experience. Stand inside a narrow box and enjoy being showered with the bills of different cultures across the multiverse! Dollars, yen, euros, yuan... you name it.

The royal experience. Travel around the party in the coveted Pure Gold Peacock Palanquin. Enjoy 24 hours of topless servants and constant hand-and-foot service. All of your commands will be obeyed.

Select from an assortment of luxury watches, necklaces, earrings, and other expensive articles of clothing. Cashmere, pure silk, Mongolian wool — high quality items for keeps. May also select from appliances that would not be normally found in low rank suites.

A brand new car or motorcycle!!! Yes, the car will have to live in the garage, but it's all yours. Winners who choose a motorcycle may ride it around the hallways of the resort.

► The specific details of the sex toy a character is given is left to OOC discretion. For example, if you choose to land on "vibrator", you may have your character given any kind of vibrator. Have fun!

1 or 11

Down the hall from the main hub guests may find a clandestine room with a silvery sign on the door — ARE YOU 1 OR 11? Crossing the threshold brings a different atmosphere from the card tables and slot machines. The game manager stops every person that comes inside, offering four cards and asking the new player to select one.

"This will be your role inside Lovers' Hideaway," she explains with a smile. After selecting a card, the player will be guided past the velvet curtains to join in the amorous atmosphere of a silver-studded lounge with several private bedrooms.

► 1 or 11 is a game of dominance and submission. The four hidden cards offered at the door are all Ace cards. The specific Ace card that the player draws indicates their role of either Dominant or Submissive. For the rest of their time inside Lover's Hideaway that is the dynamic they are expected to play. Players will win a large payout after any intimate D/s encounter.

► A player must redraw every time they leave and return to Lovers' Hideaway, so it is possible to play both dynamics.

A♦: ACE OF DIAMONDS — 1, Submissive.
A♥︎: ACE OF HEARTS — 11, Dominant.
A♣: ACE OF CLUBS — 1, Submissive.
A♠: ACE OF SPADES — 11, Dominant.

► The rules of 1 or 11 are otherwise very relaxed. Doms and Subs seek one another out inside Lovers' Hideaway and find mutual satisfaction together. The staff of Lovers' Hideaway are happy to provide any amenities that the couple would like to use in their play.

HOUSE OF CARDS

Ladies and gentleman! Do you dare to test how steady your hands are? Are you ready for a new challenge? Come play our new game, House of Cards. Step up to any table with a house of cards and prepare to go head-to-head with another guest in a game of strategy and luck.

► Players take turns removing one of the cards from a house of cards. Similarly to Jenga, players must be careful not to knock the house of cards over when removing a card. The player that causes the house to collapse is the loser. A large sum of chips will be transfered from the loser to the winner after the house falls.

► Each card has a question. After successfully pulling a card, the player must then answer the question honestly. Questions vary in intensity, ranging from simple inquiries such as, What is your favorite color? to more complicated, Would you betray a loved one for financial gain?

► Failure to answer the question or to answer it honestly will register as a loss on the player's Watch. The player will then be flagged as the loser and a large sum of chips will be transferred to the winning player.

EXCLUSIVE LOUNGES

ONLY FOR THE FEW

HIGH CLASS OASIS

Being a high rank in the Golden Peacock comes with perks. 168 hours is exhausting, so staff have arranged a luxurious respite for the high rank guests that need a break from the party. Guests ranked 10 - King are invited to come relax in the High Class Oasis. Suit-clad and sunglasses wearing security stand at the door and check each guest's credentials before they're allowed to enter.

Security are strict about monitoring who is allowed to come into the oasis. They won't even allow a high rank to bring a mid or low rank with them; they won't risk upsetting any of the other high ranks. However, while these security guards are loyal and diligent, they aren't especially smart. It is possible for low and mid rank guests to sneak into the oasis with a bit of ingenuity. But be careful — if you don't walk the high class walk, one of the royal long-term guests might call for security to drag the peasants away.

Private bedrooms and sleeping pods.

Bathroom featuring showers, bath tubs, hot tubs, sauna, and steam room.

Racks of complimentary clothing.

Top-shelf bottles of wine, champagne, and spirits.

Complimentary cigarettes and cigars.

Full body massages and masseuses on call.

Birdbucks baristas serving up any and all coffee drinks, on the house.

Peace and quiet away from the peasants!

HIGH ROLLER CLUB

Guests that are willing to bet high and gamble hard are invited to play in the High Roller Club. The High Roller Club isn't for the faint of wallet or heart; everything played inside this exclusive club is high risk and high reward. Guests that refuse to match the high risk energy of the club will be escorted out immediately. Entrance to the High Roller Club is dependent upon the means to bet high. If the dealers judge a guest to be broke and/or a coward, unable to put forth chips and unwilling to bet their bodies, they will be denied access.

Guests that have been denied access but are caught trying to sneak in will be conscripted into drink service. They will be dressed up in a sexy bird costume and made to serve drinks to high rollers. Think sexy casino bunny, bird edition. Hey, at least that gives them a bird's eye view of how the extremely wealthy (and gambling addicts) play?

All games require large bets, either monetary or bodily.

Sex acts may be offered in lieu of chips if the player has no chips left to bet.

All drinks are complementary when playing in the club.

Wins and losses must be large enough to be impactful on a player's daily life.

Players can end up in the red, which triggers instant conscription. Players in massive debt will be forced to work in other areas of the party to begin paying back the house.

Any kind of game may be played in the club, including games under the "Game Rooms" tab.

WOMEN'S PARLOR

A pair of eight foot Amazonian bouncers guard the doors to the Women's Parlor. Only guests that identify as women will be allowed to enter the parlor. Guests that identify as men will be blocked by the bouncers' crossed spears. This lounge is a private space for women to relax and refresh during the festivities.

Like the other lounges, it is not impossible for guests that identify as men to sneak into the Women's Parlor. However, these Amazonian bouncers won't move an inch from the door and refuse to engage with men, leaving little room for persuasion or sneaking. Men who wish to sneak into the Women's Parlor will have to crossdress as women in order to pass the bouncers. It's important to keep up the act, too, lest the long-standing guests inside the parlor realize that men have snuck into their haven and call the Amazons to come catch them.

Comfortable couches and sofas; blankets and pillows.

A few showers stocked with amenities.

Quick laundry service for gowns and pantsuits.

Exclusive dessert bar, featuring limited edition pastries.

High tea at all hours, featuring limited edition tea blends and mini sandwiches.

Running chocolate fountain and numerous dip-able foods such as fruits and marshmallows.

Numerous kittens and cats for cuddling.

Complimentary shoulder and/or foot massages.

HANGOVER AFTERCARE

DID YOU HAVE FUN?

A LITTLE AFTERCARE

► The morning after the party ends, characters will find themselves waking up with someone else in their bed. Did you go to bed with someone last night? Oops, looks like they got misplaced in the shuffle, but please enjoy this new person. No one should wake up alone after a party — or so the house thinks. Affection and intimacy have been reported to increase happiness in humans and semi-human individuals after an exhausting escapade. Plus, it's heard that hangovers can be torturous. Not that it would know.

► Guests won't just be waking up to each other. Waiting for them are trays with steaming hot breakfast and a large cloth bag labeled Hangover Kit. While you're enjoying some coffee and munching on bacon, feel free to dig into the bag and check out what the house has sent for you! Isn't it the best host?

Please enjoy your complimentary: water bottle; aspirin packs; Pepto-Bismol; Gas-X; Imodium; anal douche; enema kit; viagra; face masks; a box of Bon-Bons; and one (1) random sex toy.

Have a pleasant sleepy morning!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: Alcohol; altered states; BDSM dynamics; coercion; drug use; exhibitionism; food play; gambling; servitude

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's January event.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header. This month we also have an ongoing ATP / EMP where players can connect. Please feel free to utilize this for all of your peafowl needs!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Happy New Year and 2025! ♥

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Comments

good, robin has no more bail money to give

[birding]

( well, wherever he is (one comment chain up), aventurine would be so lucky... which is to say, yeah, by only the blessing of some other, higher power, he'll always be out there pulling off sunglasses indoors.

robin, meanwhile, has no such good fortune — even if she's having a merry little time witnessing stelle's antics in her (un)natural habitat. strange. it's the first time she's been identified on the spot. her wings have been tucked away to nearly blend in with the low bun she's sporting and her glasses are dark enough to dim the blinding lights of the party. maybe it's a strange feeling for the instant recognition to bring with it a small sense of comfort... more than unease and the instant urge to flee. )

Unless you moonlight as a mechanic, I somehow get the impression that we wouldn't be getting very far.

( to say the least. stelle isn't bursting into flames though, which means that robin doesn't have to try as hard to hold back her amusement as the casino's patterned carpet now sports a slight singe mark, punctuated by a fleur de lis. ) Though if we both start catching fire... I guess there's really no better time to check out the pool.

( how many chips for that cab ride though... she's broke. )

Did you really win after just one spin?

she's in her poor girl era

[stellestial]

[ Though Stelle has a number of unusual skills in her toolkit (many of them puzzle-based), mechanical repair isn't among them. There's no better teacher than hands-on learning though, is there? Although...that's usually the case when there's at least someone around to tell you what to do. ]

Sure did! I was after the chocolate syrup, but...this is pretty cool, too. [ As she toes at the little scorch mark on the floor, trying to rub it away with her shoe. ] Now that you mention it, if we started a fire, they'd have to let us out of this party, huh? A pool sounds great right about now...

[ She heard the Women's Parlor at least has showers, and she's carrying the smell of smoke and engine oil now. She's really going to need one after fixing her ride — ]

Oh, I guess we don't have any tools. Oh well! I'll have to come pick this back up later. [ She's just gonna leave it there??? ] Wanna go check out the ladies' lounge?

[ It'd give her a chance to catch up with Robin, and check in on her, too. Not that Stelle has any doubts she can handle herself here, but...it's kind of overwhelming, isn't it? In good and bad ways. Not to mention Sunday being here along with them — that's gotta be messy. ]

stelle can't go for the trash if robin's already there

[birding]

( ... she won't say anything about the chocolate syrup... surely licking it off of her own fingers would satisfy the requirement of "using" it, no? robin won't think too hard about it, and save stelle her innocence for the small price of an unfulfilled dream.

in any case, a fire is a thought... but not one they can think about for very long when the fire's already snuffed and sputtering out by some less than divine intervention. apparently ghost hands (read: ... the casino staff) will do the work of deterring accidental arson. they're just not nearly kind enough to actually fix the machine. )

Death-defying stunts on wheels would get the blood pumping...

I can't blame you for feeling a little hot, to say such a thing.

( not that she's sure she can trust the water of the pool somehow... or if she could wear a swimsuit without it seeming like she's trying to draw the eye... among other things a popstar thinks about when "swimsuit magazine" brings with it all kinds of weird media baggage that she really should learn to stop thinking about when no one really seems to know her here. in any case, stelle's not dwelling on it, so robin shouldn't either. )

Though you're in luck. I won't ruin the surprise, but perhaps the chocolate syrup isn't such a lost cause after all. ( as she extends a gloved hand, palm turned upward. honestly. if they link their arms, perhaps the ghosts will leave them alone long enough to duck towards the lounging areas. ) Shall we?

[stellestial]

[ They'll have to save the pool — and whatever dubious effects come along with it — for another day. For now, Robin makes her an offer she can't refuse, even if it was kinda her idea to begin with. Not only will the ghosts leave them alone if they walk together, but just as Robin is still shaking her usual expectations of crowded places like this, Stelle likes to think her presence might keep away unwanted admirers. Come to think of it, it's kind of shocking Robin hasn't been totally mobbed, but maybe her cool indoor shades are to thank for that.

That, or her music hasn't reached this corner of the cosmos yet. Which begs the question...which way would Robin prefer it?

She's still a little too keyed up in Goblin Mode to ask something so ponderous just now, however, and as Stelle links her arm through Robin's, she presses the back of her free hand to her brow, staggering in a swoon. ]

You know just the way to a girl's heart. Onward to gluttony!

[ She can only expect this means the Women's Parlor has some kind of chocolate syrup dispenser. Little does she know she's not far off the mark...with one last glance at her toppled cycle: ]

We'll be back, Silver Cowboy. [ Off they go!! ]

[birding]

( stelle should be an actress. robin knows some people if she'd ever want to get into the gig.

for now, it's a fleeting thought, something she'll bring up when they're back in penacony should that day ever come in that far off distance. after all, these dramatics have her beat when robin's brows shift that minute degree upwards as stelle leans in to take her by the arm without a single reservation spared for modesty.

no need for any of that here, after all. it jostles the shades from her face and makes her laugh at her own pause. )

Very cute, but... wouldn't you be the Silver Cowboy? Unless you're really meant to be riding him.

( idle, meaningless chatter as she takes off her glasses and tucks them into the low seam of her dress. no one gawks or gasps or points. there's a part of robin that feels like she must rise to the occasion, that she will have to work harder to reach this corner of the universe but... in a way, it's refreshing. freeing. but what does it say about her that she feels more naked without a disguise in a crowd than if she were, uh, actually naked.

besides that... it isn't as though her song could really bring much more joy here... could it?

who knows. the two very tall, very serious woman guards outside of the lounge look like they could use a smile or two though, especially next to robin's incredibly polished one as she tips her head up towards their faces to politely regard them. )

Hello there, good evening. May we duck inside for a quick shower?

( ... not together....... probably... she wouldn't be so bold (yet, unfortunately). )

[stellestial]

[ Unfortunate indeed, but it's not as though Stelle is quite shameless enough to suggest they shower together yet herself. Or...well, she might be shameless enough to suggest it, but acting on it is another. Her will to acclimate herself might be another cause for her extra bravado tonight; eyes closed, head first, can't lose, right?

She's pretty sure she's heard that somewhere before.

Stelle turns a doe-eyed smile at the taller of the two female guards, batting her eyelashes, even if it's hardly needed. They're well within their rights to be here...and with a word of assent, the guards step aside, allowing the two to pass into the Women's Parlor without any further fuss. ]

Huh. You know, that was a lot easier than getting into the other club. They wouldn't even let me in there!

[ Something about the feral bridge troll aura she radiates, possibly. In any case, Stelle gives the area a cursory glance, brows rising higher and higher. ]

Are those...kittens? And — [ sniffing at the air ] — chocolate?

[birding]

( t-minus 20 tags before stelle gets them banned from the women's parlor

possibly. these brackets can't prophesy but they can sure as hell pray because it would be so funny. )

Impressive nose you have there.

( enough to put the bloodhound family to shame even. why stelle had to scent the air when the chocolate fountain is an ostentatious ornament in the middle of the room is a question that robin knows better than to ask. for now, it's enough that this side of the party isn't decked out in the flashy trappings of non-stop entertainment. it's got all the makings of a day spa, almost, save for the few key differences.

a whole lot of chocolate, and more pussy than anyone would know what to do with. )

... Here's hoping you won't forget to pick things up one at a time?

( or that they came in here for a shower when she still smells like engine grease... but sure, the chocolate fountain takes understandable priority. )

[stellestial]

[ Damn straight it takes priority, though Stelle may need a guiding hand if she's ever to abandon the chocolate fountain now that she's found it, because not only is it a grand display of water(chocolate)works that would put even The Golden Hour's nicest fountains to the test, the spread of food that awaits is a feast in its own right. They really know a way to a girl's heart, don't they? ]

Ssssss. [ ...she was going to agree absently, as she shambles towards the chocolate fountain like a zombie, dragging Robin along with her, but then thinks again about her companion's words. ] I've got two hands, don't I?

[ So she's double-fisting it, although before she eats anything...she casts a look about, one corner of her mouth tugging down. ]

They didn't set out glasses or anything? Well, guess I have to do this the old-fashioned way!

[ The old-fashioned way is, apparently, leaning in towards the fountain's flowing streams of chocolate, because she wants to take a drink first. She's parched! ]

[birding]

— Stelle...

( it's quietly said from somewhere at stelle's side... not in panicked warning or even in anguish for the futility of preventing the oncoming mess.

although her tone does ring faintly of dulcet disappointment.

still, despite the fact that robin is, clearly, holding onto stelle's arm even when faced with chocolate streaming from a structure tall enough to span twice the size of her body, she isn't forcibly extricating herself from the inevitable. if anything, she's firming her grip, a little, to counterbalance the weight of the other girl's enthusiastic lean. )

I should really tell you, I'm not a very strong swimmer.

( oh.

not that... it's a willy wonka-esque river by any stretch of the imagination??? but it's a lot of chocolate, and no one has come to stop stelle from poisoning the chocolate supply with cooties yet. )

Please try not to drown...

[stellestial]

[ It's not until Robin mentions swimming that the idea of swimming in the chocolate fountain enters Stelle's mind, and it's quick to take hold. It must be so warm and soothing on the skin...but then they might throw her out of here without a shower. Does she want to spend the rest of her night encrusted with chocolate?

...It's telling how long she mulls this one over for. ]

I just...wanna drink it...I...won't get in. [ Said with no small amount of resignation. ] Just a little sip —

[ And without further deliberation, Stelle leans forward just enough to sip the flowing chocolate. Though..."sipping" may be a little generous, as its more like she puckers her lips and chocolate mostly drips down her chin. Very little of it winds up in her mouth at all, in fact.

With grunt, she straightens up, looking like she just massacred a chocolate bunny with her teeth. ]

Ugh, this isn't working...maybe I need a straw?

[birding]

( ... a loud, telling silence. a statement that bears a fair bit of doubt as robin suddenly and painstakingly reconsiders the benefits of free will for the first time in her young life.

just kidding. chocolate doesn't splash, and she can wash up just the same. there are worse things in this place than a sweet tooth, and if they can indulge where they can with minor nudity, then why not? in any case, she's exhaling in a soft (fond) breath as stelle gets chocolate all over her mouth and chin in a predictable display, only extricating herself once she realizes that, yes, stelle will probably try it a second time, straw or not. )

I think there were plates lined up on the banquet table...

( there's literally a feast stacked down the entire span of it... or so she doesn't say. she'd have made a more valiant attempt to get stelle on the right path towards it, but arm-locked and heels skid-marking along the carpet would've implied that she wouldn't have made much success. )

If you're keen on marshmallows and strawberries? As well as cheese and various meats, possibly meant as a salty accompaniment.

... but don't let that stop you from experimenting.

( maybe if she stopped enabling, they'd actually get somewhere )