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PARKING GARAGE
ANY CAR IN A STORM
PHOENIX CASINO HALL
WELCOME TO THE NEXT 168 HOURS
Phoenix Casino is a-flutter with activity and packed to the beak with guests. As a famously ever-changing space, the staff would be remiss if they didn't deck the crown jewel of the Golden Peacock out. The casino glitters from top to bottom, shining brighter than diamonds, rubies, sapphires, opals! Party-goers are shiny and glamorous with picture perfect makeup, fluttering gowns, and sharp suits. Card tables are packed and the slot machines are a-ringing as guests play, play, play! Prizes, luxury, booze, attractive people, it's the place that everyone wants to be at.
Those people being dragged inside by some invisible force...? Silly, they were so excited to come that their bodies moved before they realized what was happening. Those are struggles of joy and definitely not the casino's infamous ghost hands dragging unwilling guests to the party at the behest of the house. Look, they're literally hurling their bodies at the card tables with unrestrained glee!
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[this isn't the wildest party sizhui's been to, not by a long shot, but it's definitely still A Lot and he's doing his best to take it slowly. so far, all he's done is partake in a some (mostly) safe food and chat with a few people that he's met, though even that is still draining enough that he finds himself wanting a reprieve from it all.
after making sure he's still neatly dressed, he makes his way over to one of the tables that's furthest away from all the hustle and bustle, leaning against a nearby wall so he can take a few moments to catch his breath. what he doesn't expect is to hear someone snoring nearby. he waits a minute or two longer, making absolute certain that's what he's hearing and once he's sure, he steps toward the table with swift but silent movements, his head tilted sideways as he crouches down.
what he's definitely not expecting to see is wei wuxian sleeping beneath the table. his eyes become almost comically wide and he yanks the table cloth back down momentarily, blinking once, twice, like he's trying to reset his brain because surely that's not who he's just found, right? right???
once he's gathered his bearings a little more, he relifts the cloth and pokes his head back under, the faintest smile upticking his lips at the corners.] Most people don't sleep at parties, you know?
[ Listen, did he expect Sizhui to catch him? No. Did he expect anyone to catch him? ... Maybe a little. He knows that this party's intent is to be, well, a party. No reprieve, no breaks, just party and party and party. But even Wei Wuxian and his infinite energy cannot keep up with 168 hours of party, let alone 36. He's a little stressed out, a little overstimulated, and that's why he's taken refuge under this table.
It doesn't take much to wake him, his body on alert already. The moment Sizhui lifts the tablecloth, the lights shine in and cause Wei Wuxian to stir, eyes squeezing tight as he grumbles a little under his breath. Ugh, god, stupid lights, stupid party, he needs a drink. He needs a drink.
So, bleary eyed and tired, he sits up on his elbows and spots the familiar face — any aggrievance waning at the sight of Sizhui. ]
I'm a trendsetter, A-Yuan. Once I start sleeping at parties, everyone's going to start sleeping at parties. You know this.
[seems as if they're both in unexpected situations, but that's okay, as sizhui is suddenly a lot more excited than he was before, regardless of any overstimulation on his end. maybe he's just getting too used to the shenanigans that happen on other worlds rather than letting it overtake him like it might do most people.
after peeking back up over the table, he decides he'll join wei wuxian under it, holding the cloth just high enough so he can crawl underneath before letting it fall back into place behind him, once again blocking out the bright lights that are harshing the napping vibes. he settles in, legs tucked up underneath himself and hands resting in his lap for the moment, his head tilting to the side again while he examines the other man like he might be injured or something, but from what he can tell, he's all in one piece and that's a huge weight off his shoulders.
his smile widens, he raises a hand to cover his mouth and chuckles softly then lowers it again to speak.] Of course you are. Shame on me, how could I ever forget that?
[ Wei Wuxian isn't sure what Sizhui is going to do — join him, pull him out from under here, something different altogether? It's only when the boy opts to crawl under the table with him that his heart swells and he feels a brief burst of happiness at the company. He'll sit up a little more properly then, crossing his legs underneath himself and lifting a hand in a yawn. ]
Exactly. Shame, shame.
[ And then he's rubbing some sleep out of his eyes, giving a soft sigh as he wakes up properly. That's when he'll give Sizhui a once over in the I'm-definitely-not-concerned-about-you-but-absolutely-am way just to make sure he's alright. They're both a little too attentive with each other, huh? Still, this place is new and unusual and Wei Wuxian is trying to adjust. He doesn't know why he's here or who brought him but he's very clear on the fact that this isn't his home or time or world, even. So, the familiar face of Sizhui is more than welcome. ]
So, did you wake up in a "car" too?
[ The way he says car makes it absolutely clear he has no idea what a car is, still. ]
[normally, his first instinct would've been to try and coax wei wuxian out from under the table but, given the circumstances, he actually prefers crawling underneath the table as well to escape some of the wildness that's going on around them. besides, why wouldn't he join one of his favorite people? that just seems like a no-brainer.
sizhui inclines his head in mock shame, his eyes sinking shut and his hands folding together, though the smile on his face doesn't waver whatsoever.
instead, he restraightens as wei wuxian starts waking up more, his shoulders squaring as he's looked over, an attempt at showing that he's fine, albeit a little stiff from the suit he's currently wearing. hey, at least it's in colors that he likes and it doesn't even clash with the ever-present white ribbon around his forehead. there's certainly nothing wrong with them being attentive with one another, not in sizhui's opinion, not when they're both in this casino where people do only gods know what besides gambling.]
Yes, it was a little strange. Not the strangest place I've woken up before, though.
[lucky for him, he's familiar with what a car is now and has even driven one, but he didn't find it quite as relaxing as his teacher seemed to.]
[ Sometimes, you just need to sit under a table and hide from the rest of the world with your sort of kind of son. That's what Wei Wuxian believes anyway. He is a little concerned about seeing him here though, because as far as he can tell this hotel(?) (the word hotel is also new) is a den of debauchery and degeneracy. Kind of the opposite of the Lan clan's whole deal.
He does feel satisfied in his assessment though, feeling as if Sizhui still has it Together enough even if they're both a little fish out of water. Though, shockingly, Sizhui seems less fish out of water than him. Wonder what that's about.
The color red is new too and Wei Wuxian has half a mind to comment about Sizhui no longer wearing funeral colors, just because. ]
Oh, what's the strangest then? I have to wonder what beats an alternate world with a lot of strange technology and stranger people and also sex toys.
[which is exactly why it's a little funny that he is here. anyone who knows the lan clan would be well-aware that this hotel isn't a place where they would reside, but because of what sizhui's been through, this is totally a normal thing for him up to this point; he's been world-hopping for years now and, if he weren't already used to it, he'd be scandalized beyond belief and probably wouldn't be attending this party. (until they forced him to, at least.)
wei wuxian won't have to wonder for long on what it's about, seeing as sizhui's about to tell him with his next remark.]
I woke up in a bathtub in someone else's room once. That was probably the strangest for me because it was someone I didn't know.
[at the mention of sex toys, sizhui's ears pinken and he inclines his head again, his thumbs twiddling idly while he lowers his voice.] It's not all that weird to me because this isn't the first world I've been taken to. It's actually the third one.
[ Well, now that certainly is a bombshell, isn't it? Wei Wuxian genuinely looks surprised when Sizhui tells him this, his eyes widening and his mouth parting slightly in an oh. His mind works quick though because first, there's disbelief. How is this possible? He literally just saw Sizhui a few days ago.
Then there's acceptance — Sizhui wouldn't lie to him, this must be his experience so where's the evidence? The reasoning? And then there's the problem solving — he was once summoned back from the dead and implanted in someone else's body. Thus, the idea of someone summoning them from their world to another isn't the strangest idea. But that does introduce the idea of multiple worlds and he wonders what that means against the backdrop of his own. Is the land of the dead a separate world from the land of the living? What would this place mean in that regard? And where has Sizhui been?
It's clear on Wei Wuxian's expression that his brain is whirring, trying to put together the pieces based off the context clues he's been given so far. He has questions though, so many questions and so, since they're just chilling here under the table, he opts to ask some. ]
Alright. I'm guessing time is weird then? Because the last time I saw you was a few days ago but if you've been to three different worlds in the meantime, time must be passing differently in these worlds than at home.
[ Which is. Good. Because if he gets home and it's been like a year since he left, both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng would kill him super dead (again). ]
[it isn't something he would say lightly, either. there's a seriousness in his tone that conveys just how significant this is to him and what it's done and why he isn't nearly as overwhelmed as he should be right now; it's been nearly four years since he's been home, he wouldn't joke about something like this.
the long-drawn-out silence is a little unsettling but he can see from wei wuxian's face that he's simply processing this new information, taking it in and trying to figure out exactly what sizhui means when he says he's been to other worlds. thankfully, he hasn't experienced death, or he would've quickly learned that it's not like once you're deceased, that's it. (except in wei wuxian's case, of course.) he can imagine that his guardian is curious about how time works because he can assume that wei wuxian probably saw him not that long ago.
another thing they can be grateful for is sizhui's no-nonsense response to this whole time thing.] It has to be. I know you and Hanguang-jun and many others would have been searching for me if I was actually gone as long as I have been.
[yeah, and they don't want that to happen again, no siree.]
The first world I went to was called Noctium. It was... interesting? I gained a gemstone. [something he's readily revealing. a quick motion and his jacket is off, his left hand reaching back over his shoulder and touching the pear-shaped gem that's between his shoulderblades.] Here. You can feel it too, if you like.
[ If it was anyone else, Jin Ling or Lan Jingyi, he might have had doubts about the merit of their story. But it's Lan Sizhui who Wei Wuxian has an abundance of faith and trust in. Honestly, if this was a trick, it would be well executed because Wei Wuxian doesn't doubt him in the slightest.
No, all he needed was a beat to get the gears in his head working and assessing their current situation. He's confused, of course, and has questions but he's not rejecting the premise outright. That's key. Different worlds, not the biggest stretch of the imagination.
He nods at Sizhui's words because it's true. Wei Wuxian would have done many things to get Sizhui back if he had been lost to them to a different world, some things a bit unsavory. But he would have figured it out, brought him home. ]
How long have you been gone? You don't look too much older to me.
[ Maybe a little more lean in the face. But hm. He blinks at the explanation, the showcase of the gemstone. A tilt of his head and he reaches out to touch it, curious. ]
Why did they give you a gemstone? What's the purpose?
[this sounds exactly like a tale one of them would spin, honestly. different worlds? how ridiculous sounding in the long run of things, yet it's not a lie or anything like that— it's really happened and at this point, sizhui's starting to wonder just how many worlds he'll visit before he finally does get to go home.
the fact wei wuxian accepts it brings relief though and he can't help letting his shoulders slacken, slumping like there's an invisible weight on them. wei wuxian nods and sizhui does the same, his brow furrowing afterward following the question.]
...nearly four years now. Surely I look a little different.
[not much, of course, given cultivators age differently than normal people. but yes, his face is slightly leaner and his shoulders maybe a hairsbreadth wider to show that he has grown somewhat while he's been missing. otherwise? he looks like the same old sizhui he knows and cares for.
he does his best to not shiver whenever wei wuxian touches the stone, the gem solid beneath his hand, a little warm from his body temperature.] It came with the new powers that I gained while there, [he explains, bringing his opposite hand up and from his fingertips sprout little vines, those of which eventually form into a small bunch of flowers.]
[ The answer comes and the first thing Wei Wuxian thinks is — Sizhui must be terribly homesick. His heart hurts for the boy for a moment and as he sees his shoulders slacken, he'll reach up to squeeze one lightly in what he hopes is a gentle comfort. ]
You do, but you still look like yourself, you know? Just a little less boyish, for certain.
[ He's not sure if that's reassuring or not though, doesn't know if Sizhui wants to have lost his precious teenage years hopping from world to world instead of growing up with his peers. That's a terrible, terrible burden to carry. He'll be different when he comes back home and it won't be something he can hide.
At the display of Sizhui's new powers, Wei Wuxian's eyes widen slightly and he looks impressed. It's simple magic but being able to organically produce something like a flower is still impressive. He smiles. ]
[it is a comfort, especially from someone he hasn't seen in a long time, and sizhui's lips curve faintly in another soft smile. he doesn't say it but his eyes convey: thank you. it's also a relief to hear that he still looks like himself if not nearly as boyish, which is completely fine with him, considering he always thought he looked a little baby-faced.]
I'm glad to hear that, then.
[and it's reassuring in some ways, to know that he hasn't changed much, even though he's been traveling these different worlds for so long now. yes, he is a little upset at having lost so much precious time with his family, but he can still look back on the time he spent on noctium and be happy with the fact he got to see some of them (and meet new family) before they were all taken away with him eventually disappearing too.
but it is, however, one-hundred-percent true that he will be different when he ultimately does go home.
sizhui's almost beaming at the look on wei wuxian's face, his own eyes bright and wide while he reaches with his other hand to pluck the flower off the vines and twirl the stem between his thumb and forefinger.] I do like them. I'm also able to create earthquakes, although I haven't tried, and I have superhuman strength. [like, ‘benchpress a small house’ kind of superstrength.]
[ It's nice seeing Sizhui seem so... content? In his own way? At least, that's the vibe he's picking up from the boy. He's definitely come into his own in a different way than the Sizhui he last talked to and Wei Wuxian isn't sure how to feel over it. He is a bit sad though that he didn't watch this growth from Sizhui himself.
He watches as Sizhui plucks the flower and twirls it, a small smile spreading across his own face. It's peaceful here, under the table, reuniting in their own way. Even if it's been a few days for Wei Wuxian, it's been longer for Sizhui. ]
Earthquakes, huh? That's gotta be impressive. [ And then, the superhuman strength. He looks curious. ] Stronger than a cultivator?
[ Cultivators are pretty strong compared to the mundane person, but he doesn't know how strong is superhuman strong so, he asks. ]
[good thing wei wuxian doesn't look or seem like he's sad or else sizhui would feel pretty bad; it's not his fault, of course, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't feel awful about the whole situation and the fact one of his favorite people has missed out on so much of his life (again).
even better is that they are finally seeing each other again after so long and he's delighted to get to talk to wei wuxian about everything, regardless of how long it's really been. he continues twirling the flower, watching it for a long moment before he offers it out to his guardian, attention upturning afterward before he answers.]
I would imagine so. [he head-bobs in agreement.] Yes, even stronger than that. [and for comparison, he decides he'll tell wei wuxian about one incident in particular—] I pulled a whole tree out of the ground once.
[ He knows, of course, that there's nothing to be done about the time lost. It makes him a bit melancholy, a realization that he was never going to raise A-Yuan himself and even now as Sizhui, his life was always going to steer away from Wei Wuxian's. Maybe eventually, after he's an adult, things will settle and they could have more time together. But for now, he accepts this as it is.
When he's offered the flower, there's a warm smile in response and he takes it, sniffing it. It smells nice, light and airy, reminds him of Sizhui himself. He makes an idle note to keep it, press it in a book, perhaps.
Then Sizhui is describing his abilities and his eyebrows raise, a soft huh leaving him. ]
[unfortunately, that's just the truth of it; nothing can be done, as they cannot turn back time, but they can at least enjoy each other's company now and perhaps for however long wei wuxian wants to deal with him. (because, of course, sizhui's going to want to spend as much time with him as possible.) maybe they'll have more time when he's older, when he's able to more freely travel by himself and see whomever he wants without having to worry about who might not approve. looking at you, lan qiren.
funny that wei wuxian would think of sizhui when he smells the flower. jasmine flowers are what he likes most and he tries his best to find things that smell like them often so he can have that scent and sandalwood whenever he wants to smell nice.
he flushes faintly at that, raising the same hand he'd handed the flower off with to rub the side of his neck in sheepishness.] It wasn't really replantable after that... so a friend of mine— [that's putting it lightly!] —helped me chop it up into firewood.
[ It's fine, Wei Wuxian has no intention of shooing Sizhui away anytime soon. Especially now that he's learned about his history — even he's empathetic enough to know that Sizhui must miss him a little. It's not arrogance, just simply putting himself in Sizhui's shoes because if this was reversed, he'd feel exactly the same.
But also, Lan Qiren is just a hater and he can shove it. Wei Wuxian is going to spend as much time with Sizhui as he wants.
The embarrassment is noted and thus it means Wei Wuxian doesn't pick up on any subtext either. If that friend was more than a friend, it goes over his head. For now. ]
Oh, good. That's a nice resolution. So, you can tear a tree right out of the ground and cause earthquakes without assistance. Any other neat surprises you've got up your sleeve?
[good, sizhui would feel a little heartbroken if wei wuxian told him to leave when they've only just begun chatting. (he knows better, knows that the other man wouldn't do such a thing, but there's always that little voice niggling at the back of his mind.) and it's far more than a little, he's missed him a lot, which is why he really wants to hug wei wuxian, yet isn't quite sure how to do that while they're underneath the table. so, it will wait.
sizhui would never say that out loud, but it's one-hundred-percent the truth and he's going to do whatever he can to spend time with wei wuxian, even if it means getting reprimanded later.
how fortunate, he was subtle enough to not let on about who had helped him being more than a friend, regardless of the fact that wei wuxian's going to understand a bit better once he's spent some time in the hotel. no matter how long one tries to hold out, they eventually succumb to the golden peacock's wiles.]
Don't forget that I can grow plants, too. [just in case he needed the reminder!] Other neat surprises? [now that makes him pause, his brow furrowing, his hand sliding up, over his cheek and stopping at the ribbon on his forehead, fingertips rubbing it idly for something to distract himself with while he contemplates how he's going to tell wei wuxian about the other neat little thing he can do.
eventually, he figures just coming out and saying it is easiest, though he's bracing for the reaction when he does speak again.] I turn into a monster at the end of every month.
[ It helps that Wei Wuxian is a hugger, so when Sizhui inevitably gets up the courage to ask for one, Wei Wuxian will absolutely deliver. He likes to hug, to touch, to hold. Sizhui is special to him and being able to hug him tight will be a treat.
He's already noticed too, the way Golden Peacock pushes for people here to do one thing and one thing only: have sex. He's always been fine with casual sex but this might be pushing it for even him. Welp, we'll see what happens.
He laughs at the correction though, nodding his head. ]
Right, right, the plants too.
[ And then he waits for the answer to his question, clocking the way Sizhui seems a little nervous to reveal it. He tries to keep his expression soft, friendly, so Sizhui's nerves don't get the best of him. He wants to know now, more than he did before. And when he finally gets the answer — ]
Oh.
[ A pause, he processes it for a moment. Then, questions. ]
[sooner rather than later, he'll gather up his courage and give him a hug, a more proper greeting in his opinion, considering the one he'd given wasn't all that great. it's just that they're under the table and, knowing their luck, someone will crack their head or something while they're trying to embrace. so, it really is just a ‘better safe than sorry’ sort of situation.
being promiscuous is one of the four thousand plus rules the lan clan has but, if wei wuxian were to ask, he'd be truthful and tell him that he's been hooking up with different people throughout his world travels because each world he's been to has encouraged intimacy in some form or another. however, he would also be able to admit that, despite this, he's found particular people that he keeps going back to rather than continuing to just pile up a body count.
the laugh makes him smile lightly though it's gone as quickly as it'd come once what he said sinks in. there's the pause and sizhui bites the inside of his cheek, hoping that he didn't say too much, even if it doesn't seem like that's the problem.
honestly, it doesn't seem like there's a problem at all? wei wuxian seems curious still and while curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back and all that.]
It depends. Sometimes I'm a puca with rabbit ears and a puffball tail and antlers. Another time I might be a dragon with horns and a long, scaly tail. [a beat so he can consider how to respond, but then he figures the explanation is just continuing to be straightforward.] It came with my gemstone, a part of being gembonded, as they called it.
[ Someone absolutely would crack their head if they attempted to hug right now. Probably Wei Wuxian knowing his luck. But they'll get there — they have plenty of time after all.
And thankfully, Wei Wuxian would never judge Sizhui for doing what he had to to make it through the places he's been. Sex is sex, it's perfectly natural and even fun. He'd be glad to know Sizhui hasn't hampered himself because of the Lan clan rules. Being in a whole other world changes the stakes, after all.
There's no worry here about what Sizhui said. Well, no, maybe some but it's not enough to keep him from asking after it, wanting to know what Sizhui has dealt with in his time away from home. So, yes, Wei Wuxian decides to lead with curiosity over concern. For now. ]
A puca... [ He doesn't know what that is, he realizes. But a dragon, he does! ] Huh. You must look very impressive as a dragon, I can imagine it now.
[ The horns, the tail, maybe even one of those dragon beards. Very impressive. ]
Gembonded... What an interesting side effect. Do you know why the gem was put in you in the first place?
[thank goodness, wei wuxian is always so understanding of the circumstances. sizhui cannot think of anyone else who might be like him and, even if he could, they still wouldn't be as accommodating as him. perhaps sex is just sex and it can be fun, as he's learned, it's still something that he found hard to accept the first time because of just how casual a thing it seemed to be for other people.
fortunately, he had a special person who was just as new to such things as he was and they were able to learn together.
if wei wuxian asks, he'll answer, just like he has been doing. there's no reason to hide what he's gone through from someone so important to him, so he'll keep right on talking for as long as wei wuxian wants to listen.]
Pucas are shape-shifting spirits, usually of the rodent variety on Noctium. [now, he wouldn't normally act smug about anything, especially not something like this because his worry would override it, but he can't help smiling and puffing his chest a little at the remark about him looking impressive.] I like to think I do. Perhaps you'll have a chance to see it sometime.
As for why it's there... they were part of us because we were encouraged [encouraged like it wasn't forced out of them] to be intimate with each other to produce Manna, which is a type of magic that was used to help the Gods of that world.
[ Wei Wuxian will absolutely want to know more about Sizhui's special person when he realizes there is one. He hasn't yet put together the pieces of "this is a degenerate sex hotel" and "Sizhui is in the degenerate sex hotel" which must mean "Sizhui has had sex in the degenerate sex hotel" — solely because the thought of Sizhui having sex is still a foreign one. He would not judge, no! It's just, well, Sizhui is still something of a baby in his eyes. His A-Yuan...!
For now, there is the mystery of what Sizhui turns into though, that's something to listen to and take in. The answer about pucas helps because that, he didn't know, but a tiny shape shifting rodent ... well, it might be cute. The dragon is still better though. ]
I'd love to see it.
[ He's excited about the opportunity! But, ah, right. The explanation comes and that really does send Wei Wuxian down the path of "his A-Yuan is having sex, oh" and there is a complicated set of emotions on his face for a moment before he lands on acceptance. Sizhui is old enough, more than old enough now. He accepts it. ]
Right. A form of worship for the gods, that's right out the old stories. I hope it wasn't too... difficult for you.
[ The Lan clan precepts, after all. They have rules around that sort of thing. ]
[at least sizhui's well-aware that wei wuxian won't be judging him, but he can understand how it may sound to him that he's had sex, especially given the clan he comes from. thankfully, the hotel has been easy enough on him and he hasn't had to search for many partners whereas most of them have come naturally. (no pun intended there—) and it's also completely understandable that sizhui's still just wei wuxian's little a-yuan in particular because they haven't had a lot of time to spend together lately; this is clearly why they must make up for lost time while they have the chance.
the dragon may always be superior, but the puca is adorable because bunny rabbits are too dang cute.]
I'd like it if you could. I think you would find them interesting... and maybe even a little cute.
[so long as they're around each other long enough, there will come a time at the end of the month where wei wuxian can see whatever sizhui becomes that week and hopefully it won't be something more worrying like his nixie or merrow transformations.
he nods for affirmation,] Just like that, yes. [as for the difficulty, well . . . ] It was, at first. It took many months for me to finally accept what we had to do, but I was lucky enough to find someone who was just as new to it as I was, and we were able to learn together.
Fortunately, simple things like hugging and holding hands produced Manna as well, so we could start with very easy things and progress from there. [a beat then,] And it also worked with platonic relationships, too.
two;
after making sure he's still neatly dressed, he makes his way over to one of the tables that's furthest away from all the hustle and bustle, leaning against a nearby wall so he can take a few moments to catch his breath. what he doesn't expect is to hear someone snoring nearby. he waits a minute or two longer, making absolute certain that's what he's hearing and once he's sure, he steps toward the table with swift but silent movements, his head tilted sideways as he crouches down.
what he's definitely not expecting to see is wei wuxian sleeping beneath the table. his eyes become almost comically wide and he yanks the table cloth back down momentarily, blinking once, twice, like he's trying to reset his brain because surely that's not who he's just found, right? right???
once he's gathered his bearings a little more, he relifts the cloth and pokes his head back under, the faintest smile upticking his lips at the corners.] Most people don't sleep at parties, you know?
omg!!! sizhui!!! 🥺🥺🥺
It doesn't take much to wake him, his body on alert already. The moment Sizhui lifts the tablecloth, the lights shine in and cause Wei Wuxian to stir, eyes squeezing tight as he grumbles a little under his breath. Ugh, god, stupid lights, stupid party, he needs a drink. He needs a drink.
So, bleary eyed and tired, he sits up on his elbows and spots the familiar face — any aggrievance waning at the sight of Sizhui. ]
I'm a trendsetter, A-Yuan. Once I start sleeping at parties, everyone's going to start sleeping at parties. You know this.
hellooo!! i saw a wwx and had to tag 😌
after peeking back up over the table, he decides he'll join wei wuxian under it, holding the cloth just high enough so he can crawl underneath before letting it fall back into place behind him, once again blocking out the bright lights that are harshing the napping vibes. he settles in, legs tucked up underneath himself and hands resting in his lap for the moment, his head tilting to the side again while he examines the other man like he might be injured or something, but from what he can tell, he's all in one piece and that's a huge weight off his shoulders.
his smile widens, he raises a hand to cover his mouth and chuckles softly then lowers it again to speak.] Of course you are. Shame on me, how could I ever forget that?
i'm sooooo happy you did!!!
Exactly. Shame, shame.
[ And then he's rubbing some sleep out of his eyes, giving a soft sigh as he wakes up properly. That's when he'll give Sizhui a once over in the I'm-definitely-not-concerned-about-you-but-absolutely-am way just to make sure he's alright. They're both a little too attentive with each other, huh? Still, this place is new and unusual and Wei Wuxian is trying to adjust. He doesn't know why he's here or who brought him but he's very clear on the fact that this isn't his home or time or world, even. So, the familiar face of Sizhui is more than welcome. ]
So, did you wake up in a "car" too?
[ The way he says car makes it absolutely clear he has no idea what a car is, still. ]
ahhh i'm super-duper glad i did too!!!
sizhui inclines his head in mock shame, his eyes sinking shut and his hands folding together, though the smile on his face doesn't waver whatsoever.
instead, he restraightens as wei wuxian starts waking up more, his shoulders squaring as he's looked over, an attempt at showing that he's fine, albeit a little stiff from the suit he's currently wearing. hey, at least it's in colors that he likes and it doesn't even clash with the ever-present white ribbon around his forehead. there's certainly nothing wrong with them being attentive with one another, not in sizhui's opinion, not when they're both in this casino where people do only gods know what besides gambling.]
Yes, it was a little strange. Not the strangest place I've woken up before, though.
[lucky for him, he's familiar with what a car is now and has even driven one, but he didn't find it quite as relaxing as his teacher seemed to.]
🥰!!!!!!
He does feel satisfied in his assessment though, feeling as if Sizhui still has it Together enough even if they're both a little fish out of water. Though, shockingly, Sizhui seems less fish out of water than him. Wonder what that's about.
The color red is new too and Wei Wuxian has half a mind to comment about Sizhui no longer wearing funeral colors, just because. ]
Oh, what's the strangest then? I have to wonder what beats an alternate world with a lot of strange technology and stranger people and also sex toys.
🩵!!!
wei wuxian won't have to wonder for long on what it's about, seeing as sizhui's about to tell him with his next remark.]
I woke up in a bathtub in someone else's room once. That was probably the strangest for me because it was someone I didn't know.
[at the mention of sex toys, sizhui's ears pinken and he inclines his head again, his thumbs twiddling idly while he lowers his voice.] It's not all that weird to me because this isn't the first world I've been taken to. It's actually the third one.
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Then there's acceptance — Sizhui wouldn't lie to him, this must be his experience so where's the evidence? The reasoning? And then there's the problem solving — he was once summoned back from the dead and implanted in someone else's body. Thus, the idea of someone summoning them from their world to another isn't the strangest idea. But that does introduce the idea of multiple worlds and he wonders what that means against the backdrop of his own. Is the land of the dead a separate world from the land of the living? What would this place mean in that regard? And where has Sizhui been?
It's clear on Wei Wuxian's expression that his brain is whirring, trying to put together the pieces based off the context clues he's been given so far. He has questions though, so many questions and so, since they're just chilling here under the table, he opts to ask some. ]
Alright. I'm guessing time is weird then? Because the last time I saw you was a few days ago but if you've been to three different worlds in the meantime, time must be passing differently in these worlds than at home.
[ Which is. Good. Because if he gets home and it's been like a year since he left, both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng would kill him super dead (again). ]
What's the first world you went to?
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the long-drawn-out silence is a little unsettling but he can see from wei wuxian's face that he's simply processing this new information, taking it in and trying to figure out exactly what sizhui means when he says he's been to other worlds. thankfully, he hasn't experienced death, or he would've quickly learned that it's not like once you're deceased, that's it. (except in wei wuxian's case, of course.) he can imagine that his guardian is curious about how time works because he can assume that wei wuxian probably saw him not that long ago.
another thing they can be grateful for is sizhui's no-nonsense response to this whole time thing.] It has to be. I know you and Hanguang-jun and many others would have been searching for me if I was actually gone as long as I have been.
[yeah, and they don't want that to happen again, no siree.]
The first world I went to was called Noctium. It was... interesting? I gained a gemstone. [something he's readily revealing. a quick motion and his jacket is off, his left hand reaching back over his shoulder and touching the pear-shaped gem that's between his shoulderblades.] Here. You can feel it too, if you like.
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No, all he needed was a beat to get the gears in his head working and assessing their current situation. He's confused, of course, and has questions but he's not rejecting the premise outright. That's key. Different worlds, not the biggest stretch of the imagination.
He nods at Sizhui's words because it's true. Wei Wuxian would have done many things to get Sizhui back if he had been lost to them to a different world, some things a bit unsavory. But he would have figured it out, brought him home. ]
How long have you been gone? You don't look too much older to me.
[ Maybe a little more lean in the face. But hm. He blinks at the explanation, the showcase of the gemstone. A tilt of his head and he reaches out to touch it, curious. ]
Why did they give you a gemstone? What's the purpose?
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the fact wei wuxian accepts it brings relief though and he can't help letting his shoulders slacken, slumping like there's an invisible weight on them. wei wuxian nods and sizhui does the same, his brow furrowing afterward following the question.]
...nearly four years now. Surely I look a little different.
[not much, of course, given cultivators age differently than normal people. but yes, his face is slightly leaner and his shoulders maybe a hairsbreadth wider to show that he has grown somewhat while he's been missing. otherwise? he looks like the same old sizhui he knows and cares for.
he does his best to not shiver whenever wei wuxian touches the stone, the gem solid beneath his hand, a little warm from his body temperature.] It came with the new powers that I gained while there, [he explains, bringing his opposite hand up and from his fingertips sprout little vines, those of which eventually form into a small bunch of flowers.]
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You do, but you still look like yourself, you know? Just a little less boyish, for certain.
[ He's not sure if that's reassuring or not though, doesn't know if Sizhui wants to have lost his precious teenage years hopping from world to world instead of growing up with his peers. That's a terrible, terrible burden to carry. He'll be different when he comes back home and it won't be something he can hide.
At the display of Sizhui's new powers, Wei Wuxian's eyes widen slightly and he looks impressed. It's simple magic but being able to organically produce something like a flower is still impressive. He smiles. ]
That suits you. Do you like the powers?
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I'm glad to hear that, then.
[and it's reassuring in some ways, to know that he hasn't changed much, even though he's been traveling these different worlds for so long now. yes, he is a little upset at having lost so much precious time with his family, but he can still look back on the time he spent on noctium and be happy with the fact he got to see some of them (and meet new family) before they were all taken away with him eventually disappearing too.
but it is, however, one-hundred-percent true that he will be different when he ultimately does go home.
sizhui's almost beaming at the look on wei wuxian's face, his own eyes bright and wide while he reaches with his other hand to pluck the flower off the vines and twirl the stem between his thumb and forefinger.] I do like them. I'm also able to create earthquakes, although I haven't tried, and I have superhuman strength. [like, ‘benchpress a small house’ kind of superstrength.]
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He watches as Sizhui plucks the flower and twirls it, a small smile spreading across his own face. It's peaceful here, under the table, reuniting in their own way. Even if it's been a few days for Wei Wuxian, it's been longer for Sizhui. ]
Earthquakes, huh? That's gotta be impressive. [ And then, the superhuman strength. He looks curious. ] Stronger than a cultivator?
[ Cultivators are pretty strong compared to the mundane person, but he doesn't know how strong is superhuman strong so, he asks. ]
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even better is that they are finally seeing each other again after so long and he's delighted to get to talk to wei wuxian about everything, regardless of how long it's really been. he continues twirling the flower, watching it for a long moment before he offers it out to his guardian, attention upturning afterward before he answers.]
I would imagine so. [he head-bobs in agreement.] Yes, even stronger than that. [and for comparison, he decides he'll tell wei wuxian about one incident in particular—] I pulled a whole tree out of the ground once.
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When he's offered the flower, there's a warm smile in response and he takes it, sniffing it. It smells nice, light and airy, reminds him of Sizhui himself. He makes an idle note to keep it, press it in a book, perhaps.
Then Sizhui is describing his abilities and his eyebrows raise, a soft huh leaving him. ]
Did you replant it after?
[ Seems like a waste of a tree. ]
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looking at you, lan qiren.funny that wei wuxian would think of sizhui when he smells the flower. jasmine flowers are what he likes most and he tries his best to find things that smell like them often so he can have that scent and sandalwood whenever he wants to smell nice.
he flushes faintly at that, raising the same hand he'd handed the flower off with to rub the side of his neck in sheepishness.] It wasn't really replantable after that... so a friend of mine— [that's putting it lightly!] —helped me chop it up into firewood.
[not a total waste that way, right?]
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But also, Lan Qiren is just a hater and he can shove it. Wei Wuxian is going to spend as much time with Sizhui as he wants.
The embarrassment is noted and thus it means Wei Wuxian doesn't pick up on any subtext either. If that friend was more than a friend, it goes over his head. For now. ]
Oh, good. That's a nice resolution. So, you can tear a tree right out of the ground and cause earthquakes without assistance. Any other neat surprises you've got up your sleeve?
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sizhui would never say that out loud, but it's one-hundred-percent the truth and he's going to do whatever he can to spend time with wei wuxian, even if it means getting reprimanded later.
how fortunate, he was subtle enough to not let on about who had helped him being more than a friend, regardless of the fact that wei wuxian's going to understand a bit better once he's spent some time in the hotel. no matter how long one tries to hold out, they eventually succumb to the golden peacock's wiles.]
Don't forget that I can grow plants, too. [just in case he needed the reminder!] Other neat surprises? [now that makes him pause, his brow furrowing, his hand sliding up, over his cheek and stopping at the ribbon on his forehead, fingertips rubbing it idly for something to distract himself with while he contemplates how he's going to tell wei wuxian about the other neat little thing he can do.
eventually, he figures just coming out and saying it is easiest, though he's bracing for the reaction when he does speak again.] I turn into a monster at the end of every month.
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He's already noticed too, the way Golden Peacock pushes for people here to do one thing and one thing only: have sex. He's always been fine with casual sex but this might be pushing it for even him. Welp, we'll see what happens.
He laughs at the correction though, nodding his head. ]
Right, right, the plants too.
[ And then he waits for the answer to his question, clocking the way Sizhui seems a little nervous to reveal it. He tries to keep his expression soft, friendly, so Sizhui's nerves don't get the best of him. He wants to know now, more than he did before. And when he finally gets the answer — ]
Oh.
[ A pause, he processes it for a moment. Then, questions. ]
Why? How? ... What do you turn into?
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being promiscuous is one of the four thousand plus rules the lan clan has but, if wei wuxian were to ask, he'd be truthful and tell him that he's been hooking up with different people throughout his world travels because each world he's been to has encouraged intimacy in some form or another. however, he would also be able to admit that, despite this, he's found particular people that he keeps going back to rather than continuing to just pile up a body count.
the laugh makes him smile lightly though it's gone as quickly as it'd come once what he said sinks in. there's the pause and sizhui bites the inside of his cheek, hoping that he didn't say too much, even if it doesn't seem like that's the problem.
honestly, it doesn't seem like there's a problem at all? wei wuxian seems curious still and while curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back and all that.]
It depends. Sometimes I'm a puca with rabbit ears and a puffball tail and antlers. Another time I might be a dragon with horns and a long, scaly tail. [a beat so he can consider how to respond, but then he figures the explanation is just continuing to be straightforward.] It came with my gemstone, a part of being gembonded, as they called it.
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And thankfully, Wei Wuxian would never judge Sizhui for doing what he had to to make it through the places he's been. Sex is sex, it's perfectly natural and even fun. He'd be glad to know Sizhui hasn't hampered himself because of the Lan clan rules. Being in a whole other world changes the stakes, after all.
There's no worry here about what Sizhui said. Well, no, maybe some but it's not enough to keep him from asking after it, wanting to know what Sizhui has dealt with in his time away from home. So, yes, Wei Wuxian decides to lead with curiosity over concern. For now. ]
A puca... [ He doesn't know what that is, he realizes. But a dragon, he does! ] Huh. You must look very impressive as a dragon, I can imagine it now.
[ The horns, the tail, maybe even one of those dragon beards. Very impressive. ]
Gembonded... What an interesting side effect. Do you know why the gem was put in you in the first place?
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fortunately, he had a special person who was just as new to such things as he was and they were able to learn together.
if wei wuxian asks, he'll answer, just like he has been doing. there's no reason to hide what he's gone through from someone so important to him, so he'll keep right on talking for as long as wei wuxian wants to listen.]
Pucas are shape-shifting spirits, usually of the rodent variety on Noctium. [now, he wouldn't normally act smug about anything, especially not something like this because his worry would override it, but he can't help smiling and puffing his chest a little at the remark about him looking impressive.] I like to think I do. Perhaps you'll have a chance to see it sometime.
As for why it's there... they were part of us because we were encouraged [encouraged like it wasn't forced out of them] to be intimate with each other to produce Manna, which is a type of magic that was used to help the Gods of that world.
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For now, there is the mystery of what Sizhui turns into though, that's something to listen to and take in. The answer about pucas helps because that, he didn't know, but a tiny shape shifting rodent ... well, it might be cute. The dragon is still better though. ]
I'd love to see it.
[ He's excited about the opportunity! But, ah, right. The explanation comes and that really does send Wei Wuxian down the path of "his A-Yuan is having sex, oh" and there is a complicated set of emotions on his face for a moment before he lands on acceptance. Sizhui is old enough, more than old enough now. He accepts it. ]
Right. A form of worship for the gods, that's right out the old stories. I hope it wasn't too... difficult for you.
[ The Lan clan precepts, after all. They have rules around that sort of thing. ]
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the dragon may always be superior, but the puca is adorable because bunny rabbits are too dang cute.]
I'd like it if you could. I think you would find them interesting... and maybe even a little cute.
[so long as they're around each other long enough, there will come a time at the end of the month where wei wuxian can see whatever sizhui becomes that week and hopefully it won't be something more worrying like his nixie or merrow transformations.
he nods for affirmation,] Just like that, yes. [as for the difficulty, well . . . ] It was, at first. It took many months for me to finally accept what we had to do, but I was lucky enough to find someone who was just as new to it as I was, and we were able to learn together.
Fortunately, simple things like hugging and holding hands produced Manna as well, so we could start with very easy things and progress from there. [a beat then,] And it also worked with platonic relationships, too.
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i am so sorry for the wait..... it's been a long week 😔
no apologies necessary!!! take ur time always
tysm 😭
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