[ well guess she ruined the chance at civil conversation by being a bastard, but what else is new. ]
Who's screaming and yapping, exactly? I might be a bitch, but I'll only accept that from cute girls, grazie mille. [ and he's neither. she could speculate that he's some common criminal up to no good from the sheer look of him, not to judge a book by its cover, so surely nobody will care if he goes missing right?
or if he's crushed underwheel to mashed plant pulp, right??? she does flinch a little when that vine hits with force enough to crush a part of the hood in, but... you know what, that's fine with her. she might be weaponsless in this, wherever this is, but she is in the driver's seat of a massive hummer right now. and vehicles are some of her favorite weapons. ]
Ehi, stronzo. You're the one who broke the window of my new ride so rudely and now you've damaged her even more! [ a pat to the car, as if in sympathy. ] I'm going to give you until three to kiss her wheels in forgiveness before she gives you a sweet little love tap in return. One, two--
[ but even before three her foot goes on the gas. just one little crash into the plant man! just a little crash, just to teach him a lesson. well it depends if he panics or runs or slips or something and gets something vital crushed under the wheels. ]
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Who's screaming and yapping, exactly? I might be a bitch, but I'll only accept that from cute girls, grazie mille. [ and he's neither. she could speculate that he's some common criminal up to no good from the sheer look of him, not to judge a book by its cover, so surely nobody will care if he goes missing right?
or if he's crushed underwheel to mashed plant pulp, right??? she does flinch a little when that vine hits with force enough to crush a part of the hood in, but... you know what, that's fine with her. she might be weaponsless in this, wherever this is, but she is in the driver's seat of a massive hummer right now. and vehicles are some of her favorite weapons. ]
Ehi, stronzo. You're the one who broke the window of my new ride so rudely and now you've damaged her even more! [ a pat to the car, as if in sympathy. ] I'm going to give you until three to kiss her wheels in forgiveness before she gives you a sweet little love tap in return. One, two--
[ but even before three her foot goes on the gas. just one little crash into the plant man! just a little crash, just to teach him a lesson. well it depends if he panics or runs or slips or something and gets something vital crushed under the wheels. ]