TDM 05

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made in our KING SUITES for all new arrivals. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We deeply apologize for any inconvenience.

As a token of our gratitude for your understanding, front reception has arranged for a GRAND FEAST to welcome our newest guests. The attendance of all guests is required. The house will enforce compliance.

Please note that rank-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking social code may be disciplined. We hope you enjoy your stay! 】

ARRIVAL

DIVINE AWAKENING

A cool breeze lofts across the room. Gentle, soothing. Cotton sheets and silken covers slip with the tired stretch of limbs. New arrivals dozing in the comfort of their king-sized beds wake to the balmy warmth of a hazy sun and the rhythmic lap of waves on the shore. Clouds mist around the floor, granting ethereal ambiance. Gauzy curtains flutter, revealing a majestic stretch of sky in all directions. This temple is nestled at the top of a mountain, one where the sea somehow meets its edge.

All King suites have been set to the Heavenly setting for the comfort of these new Wildcards. To call this place a room feels like a misnomer; all of the senses scream that this is a real temple at the top of a crisp oceanside mountain. The only clue that this place isn't what it seems is the door in the distance. It stands dark against light, a stark rectangle distinctly out of place.

New arrivals aren't waking up alone. Reception would never expect their guests to wake up in a cold bed. All new guests will be waking up next to another Wildcard or a current guest snatched up from the hallways. Guests waking up in these heavenly King suites will wake dressed in sheer white tunics and togas that leave very little to the imagination.

MARK OF THE GODS

None of the traditional suits have manifested on these Wildcards. Instead, all new arrivals will discover intricate patterns winding their arms and legs, each one different from the next. Thorns, vines, stars, or moons — the commonality of these marks is that they come in either glittering gold or shimmering silver.

► BENEVOLENT DIVINE: Those with marks of gold running along their skin have been identified as benevolent deities. The powers that be have sensed the kind spirit within. All benevolent Wildcards may experience the effects of any RED SUITS over the course of the next two weeks.

► MALEVOLENT DIVINE: Those with marks of silver running along their skin have been identified as malevolent deities. The powers that be have sensed the muck that lurks beneath the surface. All malevolent deities may experience the effects of any BLACK SUITS over the course of the next two weeks.

MADDENING HUNGER

Itchy throat, dry mouth. Headache. Hungry. It comes on slow, at first nothing of note. But, surely, it begins to deepen. Grapes don't feel filling. Water barely quenches thirst. All new arrivals will wake up in a state of hunger. They will find that despite the complimentary snacks left in their room by room service, nothing hits the spot.

No matter how much food they eat, these new arrivals, who have been dubbed as divines, won't find any satiation from food or wine. This gnawing hunger is exhausting; as it increases, their strength decreases. They cannot continue on like this for long.

All Wildcards, regardless of divine differentiation, will need to be worshipped for sustenance. Otherwise, they risk falling into a frenzied state.

There are many ways they can be worshipped. While having their bodies worshiped through sex is the most effective, they can find minor relief in acts of praise, affection, offerings, service, and so on. The longer a Wildcard goes without being worshiped, the more their god mark will leech their energy, and the faster they will lose their sanity. Loss of sanity can result in any kind of frenzy, from general mania to breaking from reality.

GILDED CAGE

AN ENDLESS FEAST

Doors to the grand banquet hall of Gilded Cage have been opened. A singular massive table stretches throughout the entirety of the restaurant, every available inch loaded with trays of food and goblets of wine. Waiters seamlessly dip in and out of the kitchens with platters over their shoulders, bringing delectable cuisine from all avenues of every earth around for guests to enjoy. Vibrant fruits, roasted meats, and decadent desserts funnel into the hall without end.

Rugs and cushions have been laid out for low rank guests. All high rank guests have thrones and benches covered in crushed velvet and delicate linens. Wildcards have a seat of honor amongst it all, each fresh new divine lead to the grand dais for their own semi-private tent with daybed and eager servants.

Low ranks are carefully watched by security and wait staff. Some low rank guests may even be dragged in by resort staff to assist serving high rank guests and Wildcards. All high rank guests and Wildcards are revered and catered to during the feast. Low rank guests are expected to feed them, rub their feet, and comply with any whimsical demands. Any low rank guest that defies a higher ranked guest is at risk of being shackled, forced to scrub chamber pots, and other humiliating punishments.

ROYALS

► Royal cards are King, Queen, and Jack ranks. All ranks beneath them must comply with their demands, no matter how whimsical or stupid. They are waited on hand and foot, with low ranks throwing themselves forward for the honor of pleasing them. Royals do not need to obey the commands of anyone aside from Wildcards. While it is good manners for a lower royal card to defer to a higher royal card they will not be punished if they decline.

► Royal cards are encouraged to eat, drink, and be merry. Be selfish! Be greedy! Take everything you want! There is no end to the pampering and indulgence offered to royals. Long-standing guests line up to flatter them and give them gifts. Resort staff are desperate to make them laugh or smile. A royal card frowning strikes terror every servant. Resort staff will insist that they seek their own pleasures and not worry about the feelings of those lowly cards. All numbered cards exist to satisfy the royals; being concerned about their peasant feelings is unnecessary.

► Royals can command any numbered rank. If they find a numbered rank they particularly like they may monopolize them for their exclusive use. The word no does not exist. Whatever a royal wants, a royal gets. They can also issue punishments to numbered ranks that do not please them. There are guards prepared to discipline servants at their command. They may also dominate unruly servants with their own hands if that pleases them.

SERVANTS

► Servant cards are ranks A - 10. Hierarchy exists within the servants as well. While a rank 10 servant must flatter and please the royals, they may issue orders to any servant rank beneath them. This continues down the line — a rank 6 servant must obey and adore any rank above them but may command and bully any rank below them.

► The Ace rank shows its fickle nature. All Ace cards are bottom-barrel servants sitting at Rank 1 that anyone can bully. They are automatically ordered to clean up trash, scrub sticky floors, and dance provocatively for any rank that demands a show.

► Servants must obey anyone that outranks them. There are guards standing along the walls waiting to discipline any servant that defies the hierarchy. However, the guards are mostly for show — suits enforce real compliance. Any servant that disobeys an individual who outranks them is at risk of their suit flaring. If their suit does flare, submitting and obeying or an orgasm can abate suit effects.

WILDCARDS

► Wildcards are akin to deities. There is no greater honor than to serve or possess a Wildcard. Royals want to own them and servants want to please them. All Wildcards are showered with endless adoration. Fights break out for the chance to feed them grapes or rub their calves. Wildcards may do whatever they want without consequences, even toward royal ranks.

► Wildcards are encouraged to indulge in the finest of everything. Servants must tend to them and obey their commands. While royals do not need to obey them, there is great prestige in claiming a Wildcard’s affection. Wildcards are encouraged to be selfish and enjoy themselves to the fullest.

► Any royal or servant that satisfies a Wildcard can collect a Wildcard token. This is an electronic token that appears in their bank account once a Wildcard has climaxed during sex. Physically pleasing two Wildcards bring about great blessings. Players may submit two Wildcard tokens under their rewards thread to collect a small item voucher.

PHOENIX CASINO

ALEA IACTA EST

Phoenix Casino has been reborn in antiquity. Stone pillars line the aisles and embroidered linens cast a gauzy filter over every corner of the gambling center. The number of statues has increased, with every corner decorated with marble figures in provocative poses. The feast continues into even here; scantily clad servants and waiters carry around platters of succulent fruits and pitchers of wine.

The game tables are abuzz. Special games have kicked off in honor of the new godlings that are waiting to check in. Even here, those of different ranks are distinct from one another. The lowest ranks wear small slips of clothing. Some are even collared to show they belong to a particular royal or Wildcard. Royals and Wildcards dress luxuriously in thick robes and golden jewelry.

Game managers clap and encourage guests of all ranks to join in on the fun. While there are numerous card games, slot machines, and raffles happening around the casino, staff are promoting three events in particular.

WILDCARD AUCTION

► All shiny new Wildcards have a unique number pinned to their robes. Early in the night these nubile virgin Wildcards will be paraded across the stage and asked to introduce themselves to the crowd. After, the bidding will commence. Don't miss this opportunity to claim a resort virgin and beloved divine!

► Bidding for a Wildcard can get intense! Numerous long-standing guests are already obsessed with these stunning new arrivals and are quick to bid high. Bidding wars can break out at any time. Some very eager long-standing guests are willing to get violent if it means they get to monopolize one of these Wildcards. Security is on stand-by for cases of Wildcard theft; some guests are so desperate for these Wildcards that they'll even try to kidnap them if they see the chance.

► The hierarchy is temporarily set aside for auction purchases. Any rank can dominate a Wildcard if they have the means to bid high enough and buy. In the case of Wildcard purchases, their god marks will force compliance to whoever buys them during the auction.

CASTING LOTS

► This special game of lots is designed for a high rank and a low rank to play together. In the case of guests of the same rank playing together, a coin flip will decide who plays the "low" rank for this game.

► The high rank guest will roll a six-sided die. The number rolled will reflect the game rule by which the low rank guest must try to satisfy the high rank guest. If the low rank guest manages to satisfy the high rank guest they will receive a large payout. If the high rank guest is not satisfied they may discipline the low-rank guest in any way they see fit.

ONE: Without using hands.

TWO: Using only mouth.

THREE: While blindfolded.

FOUR: Using only butt cheeks.

FIVE: Using only legs.

SIX: While remaining on knees.

► The high rank decides if and when they have been satisfied. Work hard, low rank!

HEADS OR TAILS

► What's a casino without a bit of risk? There's a special game of Heads or Tails happening at the game tables. All guests must bet their rank in order to play. Winners of the game will have the option to either swap ranks with the loser, or keep their rank as is and move on to another game. With a little bit of luck, even a Rank 2 can experience living the high life.

► All rank swaps are temporary. Winners that choose to swap ranks with the loser of their game will have 24 hours with their new rank before they revert back to normal. They may continue playing on with their "new" rank if they want to test their luck.

► Heads or Tails is played with a physical Golden Peacock coin. Players will take turns as the coin flipper, with their opponent guessing if the outcome will be heads or tails. The first guest to reach three correct guesses is the winner.

BEAK

ENTERTAIN YOUR BETTERS

A massive circular arena has been erected in the middle of Beak. Staggered seats rise up to the ceiling, where royals lounge in luxury viewing boxes. The gaping mouth of the arena is wide and desolate. An assortment of weapons, such as spears and shields, hang along stone walls. It waits for the taste of blood and stench of battle. The sound of the audience cheering and booing echoes throughout the Wellness Quarter.

Beneath the open arena is a smaller closed arena and the warrior’s bunk. Warriors will find cold showers, rustic wooden benches, and training weapons available for their use. Deep in the earth is a grimy prison where servants who refuse to battle are thrown to wait for their turn. There are also cages where the hungry “animals” wait to go out and entertain the masses.

A long track rings around the perimeter of the arena. Gone is the standard green fuzz and white lines, replaced with stone and dust to elicit the real feeling of running beneath the hot Grecian sun. Foot and chariot races take place throughout the day.

BATTLE ROYALE

► Numbered ranks have been conscripted into battle for the amusement of the Wildcards and royals. While high ranked servants may be able to wiggle their way out of a fight, low ranked servants will be thrown into the arena without mercy. Warriors that win their battles will be showered in accolades and payouts while losers will be mocked and pelted with rotten tomatoes. Warriors that try to forfeit their match will be stripped naked, strung up on a pole, and mocked for 24 hours.

► Battle rules are simple. Any means and methods of fighting are acceptable when in the arena. The arena’s overseer will decide if a battle will end when first blood is drawn or if it will continue until one side can no longer continue. There are rare instances of battle to the death, typically reserved for warriors who have deeply offended a Wildcard or royal.

► Royals and Wildcards are welcome to join in the royale if they wish. They will not be forced and they will be given any armor they want before stepping into the arena. Low rank warriors are given no armor — some may even be forced to fight nude.

SUBDUE THE BEAST

► Any numbered ranks that have displeased a Wildcard or royal will be thrown into the arena to fight barehanded against hungry tigers and lions. If there are no troublemakers on hand to throw into the arena for entertainment, low rank servants will be forcibly volunteered instead.

► Those alleged hungry tigers and lions? They are other servants dressed up in sexy animal costumes. While staff will take genuine volunteers for this role first, they will forcibly volunteer low rank servants into the role if needed. All costumes are revealing and offer little protection. There is an assortment of looks to choose from, not just tigers and lions, though whether or not a servant gets to pick their outfit depends on how charitable the arena master is feeling.

► Matches will end when one party can no longer continue or the audience is sufficiently amused. Royals and Wildcards are permitted to partake if they please, and there will be no consequences if they decide to withdraw.

RACE TRACK

► Royals and Wildcards are invited to participate in horse racing. Only, there are no horses to be found — all the “horses” are servants! Any chosen servant must carry their master over the finish line. While piggyback rides may make the most sense for a race like this, many of the high class prefer more elegant positions, so anything goes. Horses are required to wear a bridle at all times during the race.

Servants are also allowed to participate as jockeys as long as they observe the hierarchy. Servants may ride any servant of a lower rank. Aces are ordered to walk around with a poop shovel and bag, even if there won’t be any real horse poop lining the track (probably).

► Royals and Wildcards are also invited to participate in private horse racing. These races involve no track, taking place in the back of Beak in private rooms furnished with cushions and silks. Like with the public races, royals and Wildcards may select any servant that catches their eye. Unlike the public races, the goal here is to make their ‘horse’ orgasm as quickly as possible. Times will be saved on their Watches. The faster a master makes their horse come the more bragging rights they have.

Servants are once again allowed to participate as jockeys as long as they observe the hierarchy. The higher ranked servant must make the lower ranked servant orgasm as quickly as they can. While the ‘horse’ may offer mutual comfort they will receive no accolades for their skills.

TALON

SHOW OF STRENGTH

Talon is bustling with warriors training for the arena. Several strength building stations have been set up, including benches for royals to perch on while warriors bench press them. Additions have been made to Talon as well; multiple mud pits have been dug for warriors to participate in some mud wrestling between arena battles.

Servants that appear too fragile to handle mud wrestling have been conscripted into the oil bearer role. Their job is to slather the warriors in oil from head to toe, and otherwise prepare them for their matches in either the arena or in the pit. This includes styling their hair, tending to their wounds, and wiping the sweat off of their bodies if so desired.

The locker rooms that connect Beak and Talon have been fully stocked with first aid kits and luxury bathing supplies. Warriors that have won their matches get first pick, leaving the dirty towels and shampoo that smells like ass for the losers to sift through. Those sneaky ghost hands are having a field day, snapping rat tails at unsuspecting bathers and locking naked warriors together in the supply closet. Guests lacking vigilance may find their bottoms unexpectedly pinched.

MUSCLE CONTEST

► Who can appeal to the royals and Wildcards most? It’s a competition based on aesthetics! Strip down, oil up, and flex your muscles to earn a high score from the judges. Royals and Wildcards may issue a score between 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest.

Wildcards and royals are welcome to join in the competition. For some reason, their scores always end up being 10 no matter how skinny or noodly they may be! The flattery and praise for their stunning looks and bodies is endless. No need to work out, my lord, my lady. You’re stunning as is! Truly no body is more perfect!

► Servants are not only allowed, but encouraged, to bribe royals and Wildcards into giving them a high score. While chips and gifts can certainly be offered, isn’t the most compelling argument some hands on experience? Staff will hint to competing warriors that offering sexual favors to the judges may help improve their scores. What better way to prove their physique is the most superior than to put it to work?

► Royals and Wildcards may purchase warriors for their exclusive entertainment if they so desire. Staff are eager to impress these nobles and make a pretty penny in the process. While this isn’t an official auction, these sneaky staff aren’t above making sure the elite and their requested warrior are left alone in a locked room. You grease my palms, I’ll make sure that sexy warrior greases yours.

WRESTLING MATCHES

► Guests will find that a deep mud pit has been added to the front hub of Talon. Servants are stripped and oiled down before being thrown into the pit to wrestle for the entertainment of the nobles. While staff will take volunteers for wrestling matches, they will also grab whoever looks good, even if they’re just passing by! On-lookers place bets during the matches. The winner of the match will receive a small cut of the prize money.

► Wildcards and royals may enter as well. Servants are expected to throw their matches if they’re facing a noble… and if they don’t, they may be facing some unexpected consequences! All suits are sensitive to the hierarchy and will suddenly flare if a servant starts thrashing a noble.

► During a match-up of nobles, it is expected that the lower ranked noble will throw the match in favor of the higher ranked noble. While royal suits will not flare if this isn’t adhered to, discipline between royals isn’t unheard of!

► Some matches are held under “Special House Rules” — which means that the winner of the match gets to claim and fuck the loser. On-lookers will jeer and demand that the winner publicly fuck the loser where they can watch, but private rooms are available for the winner to claim their spoils of war without sharing.

WAYWARD ARROWS

► An archery range with targets has been established for warriors to show off their shooting skills. Like the arena, there are benches and boxes for the audience to admire this graceful art — or to throw tomatoes from when a warrior misses the mark! Both servants and nobles are welcome to participate as archers.

► Servants have been conscripted to act as moving targets across the range. They are told to heckle the archers while avoiding their arrows, and only advised that the arrows won’t pierce their bodies if they get hit. It’s all fun and games. We can’t have all of our servants dying en masse!

During this portion of the games, archers will be given an assortment of charmed arrows with chalk tips that elicit different effects:

RED ARROW: Chalk powder from red arrows will trigger an intense need for physical release by grinding, humping, or frotting.

BLUE ARROW: Chalk powder from blue arrows is pure aphrodisiac. Inhaling this powder will cause close spike to near-orgasm, one that the target will find that cannot be completed by their own hand.

GREEN ARROW: Chalk powder from green arrows will stir neediness. The hit target will suffer cravings to be sticky and hug, climb, and generally latch on to another person.

PURPLE ARROW: Chalk powder from purple arrows will cause a bad case of loose lips. This may manifest in a compulsion to loudly speak in pretentious purple prose, dirty talk, or say otherwise hilarious things for the amusement of the audience.

► Effects from the arrows will wear off within the hour. Multiple hits from differently colored arrows can create fun new effects so feel free to get creative!

INDULGENCE

DESIRES FROM THE VOID

The spirit of the festivities rouses something primal. With emotions heightened, the core of the Golden Peacock responds in kind. It drinks in the sweat of the warriors in the arena. Inhales the laughter of the royals using servants as furniture. Basks in the brilliant glow of fresh Wildcards. The portraits in the elevators are rowdier than usual and the chandeliers lining the hallways gleam with new vibrance. Energy is palpable.

Things begin to move around the resort. The forgotten and the old exhale a dusty breath. Like the hunger that the Wildcards woke up with upon arrival, as its heart begins to beat quicker, there is a tension in the air of those things hungering to feed. To join in, and indulge. To get what they want.

And they’re coming out.

GALATEA

► Statues around the resort begin to stir. First it’s with a hazy blink, moving to the slow creak of their stiff mouths. Eventually they break off of their pedestals and out of their poses before clumsily making their way down the hallways, stone feet an emphasized thump with every step. They tremble, their cold stone bodies aching for warmth and human embrace.

► Statues around the resort have begun trying to kidnap guests for themselves. Once they’ve spotted a guest they want, they will stop at nothing to try and drag them back to their pedestal to spend forever locked in love’s embrace with them. They do not need food, drink, or rest.

► There are two ways to put a statue to rest. One is to engage the statue in battle and break off its head. Once the head is broken off, it will cease to have a spirit and crumble to dust. The second is to involve the statue in a physical act of intimacy — have a threesome with it! Or twosome, if someone is willing to watch. In the case of the second, statues will return to their pedestals satisfied upon completion.

► Statues that end up destroyed may drop a small lore hint. They will wheeze as their stone begins to disintegrate, their stone eyes dripping liquid gold tears. “I just wanted to feel alive again… I wanted to feel like you again… to be whole,” will slip past their marble lips before they crumble away.

NARCISSUS

► Gaze into the water. Admire your pretty face, the curve of your lips, the squint of your eyes... wait, are you winking at yourself?! Over the next few weeks, water-based reflections will begin acting of their own free will. They have the ability to move within the scope of the water and speak, their voices muddled but understandable.

► These reflections are extremely flirtatious and charming. They smile and bat their lashes, pretending to be innocent while drawing the original owner in closer. How about a smooch? How about more than a smooch? Their whispered promises are sweet. Salacious. Loving. Anything to get closer to you. Leaning in too close to the water is dangerous — these reflections will reach out and try to drag unsuspecting guests in. Whether this is out of malice or affection is unclear, but how can they possibly make love to you unless you join them in the water?

► Once caught, it is challenging to escape from their phantom limbs in the water alone. Several long-standing guests need to be saved from The Nest’s decorative fountain because they keep coming close to drowning after trying to kiss their reflections. Unfortunately, not every location with water is as prepared to save unsuspecting would-be lovers. No body of water is safe — not even a cup of it!

► Reflections will become increasingly indignant if they're ignored. Their sweet words will take a sharp turn into insults similar to, "I'm the better looking one between us anyway!" They may also let slip some personal secrets like, "This is why Johnny will never love you back! You're so cold, ignoring even yourself!"

Any mention of the fact that they'll end up drowning the character in question will earn a scoff and another small lore hint along the lines of, "Why are you being such a baby? Only the resort can really kill you anyhow. It's not like you'll die forever if I fuck you in here for a while!"

PANDORA’S BOX

► A spider's web threads through the resort. Invisible, but audible to those that are willing to listen. One of the Punishment Rooms on the maintenance levels is unlocked. Without the padlock on the door to keep them silent, silvery whispers drift up from the basement. A brush of thought, a tickle of an idea that won't quite go away — come down… come down and see… what is inside… don't you want to know?

► Those that heed the call and explore the maintenance levels will find the unlocked Punishment Room. The closer one comes to this door, the stronger these voices grow. They will continue calling, eagerly encouraging whoever stops in front of the door to step inside.

► The inside of this Punishment Room is plain. White walls, a single card table, and two plastic chairs. A single lightbulb offers a dusty glow. There is nothing particularly interesting upon first glance. Slowly, the door behind will creak closed until it is closed, locking itself in the process. That small lightbulb will begin to dim until everything inside the room is plunged into darkness.

► This Punishment Room senses the worst memories and fears of one of the captives inside and forces them to experience them in real time. The manifestation of memories or fears inside this room are realistic, to the point that it's impossible to discern whether or not this takes place in reality or the mind. The Punishment Room will randomly select which prisoner to dig from if there is more than one, but all guests inside will experience the room's effects.

► The door cannot be unlocked from the inside. Someone must either open it from the outside or captives must wait until the punishment is over and the door unlocks itself. How long that takes is random, ranging from a few minutes to a few hours. That’s what you get for listening to disembodied voices!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: Alcohol; aphrodisiacs; battle; blood; bondage; compulsion; costumes; discipline; dominance; drowning; dubcon; fears; fighting; food; hierarchy; humiliation; indulgence; kidnapping; noncon; paranormal; power imbalance; roleplay; servitude; stalking; submission; supernatural; terror; violence; weapons

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's August event. Changes to the above locations will ICly be present from August 15th - September 1st.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention! If you would be interested in a game invitation, you can note that in your comment header.

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ Wildcard tokens from the GILDED CAGE prompt may be redeemed even if the newbie(s) in question do not join the game, but only for the small item reward; the token does not carry over to Game 52.

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget to relax and enjoy the end of your summer! ♥

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[asixthsense]

[Why is he being so confusing in his phrasing, Natsume has enough trouble as it is not getting caught.]

Anything!

[Wait. Try what? Letting that thing touch him? That never ends well in his experience.]

[senku]

[The University, where he could make use of the labs, is too far away. Even then, most of the things he could concoct to try to stop a statue would take time. He takes a peek over his shoulder. The statue is untiring in its pursuit. They don't have time.

The statue also glares at him. Yeah, he's ten billion percent getting in the way.

He needs ideas he could grab quickly from a store as they pass by. Anything that's plentiful and easy to find.

It doesn't take long to think of an obvious option. He can't help but chuckle a little.]

We could lube you up first. To make it easier to slip away if things go wrong.

[asixthsense]

[Natsume's initial expression upon hearing lube you up first is something like a scandalized scowl. He still ends up frowning.]

Wouldn't that actually make it harder to run?

[Though given the size of the package that statue is sporting, maybe he shouldn't complain so much about using lube.]

[senku]

[A reasonable reaction from anyone being told to lube up in a not-quite-sexual-(yet) context.]

I could tie a rope around you to help pull you away instead, but I'm not strong at all. We'd need a ceiling beam I could throw it around to turn it into a pulley.

[Whatever the final plan ends up being, Senku tugs on his hand to turn them in the direction of the shops in The Nest.]

[asixthsense]

[Now Natsume's imagination has him first picturing Senku dragging him around like a sled, before he realizes the idea would be to heft him up out of the statue's reach. That... doesn't sound completely terrible, but how long would he have to be up there?]

Don't you know any exorcists or something?

[senku]

Not that they've mentioned. I know someone who comes from a world where demons are real, but it sounded like he fights them instead of dispelling them with a sutra or doing the whole "the power of Christ compels you" thing.

[Genya wouldn't be a bad person to call for help if the threat was a little less immediate.]

I don't think the statue is possessed, anyway. It's just the resort messing with us.

[asixthsense]

What? I thought it was just the food sometimes!

[Wait why were they in a shopping area. What if the statue messes something up and they're held responsible?]

[senku]

I take it you're new then? You do have to watch out for the food. You also have to watch out for things like suddenly growing cat ears and a tail.

[Senku sees his goal up ahead. Love Dove. It's a big store, so he's hoping they can lose the statue among the shelves for long enough to pick up the supplies he has in mind.

This will not help any concerns about collateral damage.]

[asixthsense]

I'm used to all of that stuff, but not this!

[He's experienced having wings, even. What he wouldn't give to have them now, so he could fly away. To get out of reach without having someone string him up like a chandelier or party toy.

The statue actually slows down when it loses sight of them around a corner. Heavy footsteps can be heard further up the path in the shopping center, slow and steady, as if the statue is peering into every window. It gives Natsume a chance to catch his breath, though he still has a hold on Senku.]

What.. are we doing here?

[senku]

[Senku takes them inside Love Dove like someone who is completely comfortable entering a sex store. Even like someone who knows exactly where the things he wants to pick up are stocked.

He could explain how he spent a lot of time here when he first arrived in some combination of fascination and the desire to research this new setting, but they don't have time for that and he doesn't really care if he looks like a pervert.]

We're getting rope.

[Guess what kind of rope.]

I'm also not completely discounting the lube idea if I can find a way to keep it off your feet.

[asixthsense]

Why would it be on my feet?

[As confusing as this guy was, Natsume had to admit that it was a relief to have someone so sure of themselves. It was just a little concerning how he knew exactly where the rope was though. Natsume didn't have to guess what sort of rope they'd find here, not when he was already taking in the other things on display.

It seemed there were still some things that could make him blush.]

[senku]

You have the greatest chance of being grabbed around the torso by the statue. That means I'd need to apply lube from shoulders to waist.

[Senku takes a left at the racks of vinyl clothing, never pausing in his explanation.]

But if it keeps flowing or drips, it'll get on your feet and the floor. Just like you said, it'll make it harder for you to run away.

[There's the rope. He grabs a couple packages to do a quick comparison.]

Something around your waist to act as a shield would make all the difference.

[asixthsense]

I would really prefer if you didn't dunk me in lube. I don't want it to pop me trying to get a better hold.

[What did someone do when they couldn't get a good grip on something? They squeezed harder. He does not want to turn into a squished tube of toothpaste of a human.

As for the waist shield, he really has no good ideas. A pool floatie would just get popped.

Maybe letting it touch him wasn't so bad an idea if they haven't made it angrier yet...]

Puts away "shield" picture - https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71t9P-kQeJL._AC_SX569_.jpg

[senku]

I wasn't going to dunk you in it. I was going to pour it over your shoulders like chocolate sauce on a sundae.

[But he doesn't have extra time to convince him, and the pulley plan is coming along nicely. Senku tucks two packages of the longest and sturdiest-looking style of bondage rope under his arm.]

We'll go all-in on the rope escape. Now, something heavy for throwing it over the beam...

pff more like shield him from finding any dignity

[asixthsense]

Where are you even going to find this beam? And how long do you think I'd have to be up there?

[Senku's been here longer, surely he can figure out the answers! Like what if he has to use the restroom, or gets hungry? He can't stay up there forever.]

What if- GYAAAHH!

[Natsume had turned to look toward the front of the business, but the last thing he'd expected to see was the statue appearing mere inches away from him, eyes closed and looking as if it had just taken a deep breath of his hair's scent. How had it snuck up on him!?]

[senku]

[Senku has settled on the heaviest butt plug possible - the flared end will hold the rope better than a dildo - for their weight and is too busy visualizing the layout of the store in his mind to notice anyone or anything, whichever category the statue falls into, approaching them.]

Do you want a backup plan or n-?

[He's cut short by the scream and whirls around to see the statue. Maybe this decision has just been made for them.]

Are we running or are you ready to give Mr. Loverboy here a chance?

[Did the statue's expression just look almost hopeful?]

[asixthsense]

[Maybe Senku is about to be upgraded from Third Wheel to Wingman! That was definitely a hopeful expression on that stone face.. which isn't all that bad to look at, when it isn't shrouded in anger and determination.]

Do I really have a choice anymore?

[There was a wary employee of the store peering into the aisle. So far nothing has been destroyed, but now they have an idea on who to blame if that changed. Natsume held still, even held his breath as a marbled hand reached for his face.]

Whatever happens, don't leave me alone with it!

[senku]

[Senku nods. He's stayed with him this far. He won't abandon him now.

He does take a moment to put the rope back on the shelf. It won't do them any good if he can't get it tied around him before he's in the clutches of the statue. If something goes horribly wrong, it's back to backup plan F. Call for help.]

Do you want to do this right here?

[Whatever "this" might end up being, and Senku certainly has his ideas, they're signing themselves up for potentially high levels of public indecency and property damage if they stay in the aisle.

Now that it's being more agreeable, he speaks directly to the statue.]

You've followed us this far. Walking to a new location won't be a big deal, right?

[asixthsense]

[... Why was calling for more help so far down the list.]

I do not want to be doing anything here!

[Will the statue even take Natsume's wishes into consideration? It hadn't so far, which was why he was still incredibly wary of it.

The statue however, seems to be amenable to the suggestion. Reaching out, it grabs Natsume around the waist and throws him over its shoulder like a damsel in need of rescue, one hand firmly on his back to keep him from going anywhere. They.. they were probably going to need lube, weren't they? Not that the statue is stopping for anything in the store. It seems to be heading back the way they'd come, its steps much lighter now that it wasn't running full-speed after them.]

[senku]

[Senku's theories on what might happen are looking even more certain because he statue just slung him over his shoulder in a very taking your conquest back to the lair position.

They...they were probably going to need lube, weren't they?]

I'll meet you at the front. Be careful with him, big guy!

[The statue seems to be doing better now that they're going along with what he wants, so Senku figures keeping up the friendly tone won't hurt. Still, he's not going to waste any time in case it has other ideas. He runs to the lube section, grabs the first few bottles he sees, and hurries to a register, flashing his Watch at the payment screen at the first opportunity and snatching his bag off the counter before the transaction is even fully completed.

Now to head for the exit and hope the statue didn't make a break for it.]

[asixthsense]

[The statue has not run off, surprisingly. It appears to be waiting outside the shop with the expression and air of a man that's been forced to wait holding a purse while his date tries on clothes. Natsume has given up trying to wriggle free, as there is an oversized hand firmly holding his ass in place over the statue's shoulder.]

You didn't get anything embarrassing, did you?

[Somehow he doesn't put it past this guy, even though they've just met tonight. If Natsume sounds a little cranky, it's because he's nervous about what he suspects is going to happen. He isn't so innocent as to be completely clueless, but, well. He's never been in a situation quite like this before.]

[senku]

[To his relief, they haven't disappeared when he emerges from the store. Things are looking a little more gropey, though.]

Heh heh, no more embarrassing than the way he's holding you.

[He pulls out one of the bottles of lube and holds it where he can see.

The statue looks, too, then gives Senku a hearty pat on the shoulder to show its approval. He almost goes down, stumbling and just barely holding on to the bottle.]

I should have told you to be careful with me, too, and not just...

[He realizes their meeting was so frantic, he never actually got his name.]

What is your name? I'm Senku.

[asixthsense]

Natsume.

[Surely this is the most embarrassing way to be introducing himself to someone. Once the statue starts moving again, a very resigned-looking Natsume props himself up so he can rest his chin in his hand. There's a flush across his face, but he's doing his best to ignore it. Now that he knows for sure what sort of thing the statue wants him for, it almost feels anti-climatic.

And a little embarrassing for all the ruckus he'd caused, too. People that had seen him in a mad dash for his life are now watching him do some sort of walk of shame now that he's been caught. That's what it feels like, anyway.]

What do we call this guy?

[Think about something else. Like... why does he actually feel a little better while he's being carried like this than he had before even bumping into the statue? Was it the divinity thing again? Really?]

[senku]

[No shame on this side. Which is probably an easier emotional state to achieve, regardless of general disposition, when not dangling from the stone man who fell in love with you at first sight.]

We can't exactly ask him, can we? Rocky? Mabu, short for Maburu?

[He tries to over-emphasize the katakana for marble as he speaks to get past whatever it is that lets their words cross all language barriers. Although he's making assumptions about the origin of a guy named Natsume, anyway.

As much as he can, Senku tries to lead their strange group away from the shopping area, but the larger question is where to go from there. The baths are a possibility - open and durable enough that the statue shouldn't cause any damage. But not even a millimeter's chance of being alone. They may be better off finding a secluded spot down one of the hallways winding through a less popular area of the building.]

[asixthsense]

Sounds good to me.

[That was right up there with him naming a youkai chick "Tama" after hatching it. Natsume does spot something just as they're about to leave the shopping district though. Something that might help him just as much as the lube in this case. It was a food stall covered in hearts and advertised food that was definitely not safe to eat. The familiar scent of spicy grilled meat filled the air.

Quickly, Natsume pointed right at it. The statue wasn't stopping this time, determinedly heading back to its pedestal.]

Senku! Get me one of those rabbit skewers!