TDM 04

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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[asixthsense]

To be honest... I didn't think it would feel that good, either.

[Please do not vore Natsumes. They are gentle, delicate and probably taste amazing, but it's the one thing they actively avoid!]

[belheir]

[What about a little vore.... as a treat?]

Well... I'd be happy to do it again? You taste pretty good. More so than most people.

[Not that anyone else he's had a taste of was bad, but it was pretty impressive taste like nothing else he'd ever had. Like a direct shot of Magnetite, weirdly enough.]

[asixthsense]

[Does he need to carry a rolled-up newspaper? Natsume's looking at Kazuya thoughtfully. 'More than most people' was a pretty big giveaway when you've had the sort of experiences he's had.

Natsume's had time to come to terms with both the fact that the rules from home don't apply any more, and his own body's genetic changes. Still, his voice gets a little softer, as if they might be overheard.]

You sound a lot like a youkai I know, Kazuya.

[Note that he didn't say no.]

[belheir]

Oh.

[ He pauses. Then rubs the back of his neck a little sheepishly. ]

Sorry. I guess I probably should have mentioned what I am before all this, huh.

[ Well. It's not like he's made big secret of it. But also, perhaps he still should have lead with it to someone new here. ]

I'm the King and Overlord of all demonkind back home. If that's not something you want to deal with, that's alright. We don't ever have to do anything again, even if the House wills it.

[asixthsense]

[An actual King and Overlord... of demons? That sounded a lot more serious than the spirits Natsume had been living with. Natsume has a pretty stunned look on his face, but after a moment he finds himself shaking his head.]

No... It's alright. I mean, it's a lot to take in, but I'm not going to shun you for it. You said you try not to do bad things, and I'd like to believe that.

[At least until Kazuya gave him a good reason not to. If Natsume had to figure out how Kazuya compared to what he was used to, his best guess would be some sort of Kami, like some of the ones he'd previously met. Obviously a much more powerful one, if he had so many followers.]

It does explain why you think I taste good. You're probably sensing my spiritual ability.

[See Kazuya, you weren't the only one not mentioning things!]

[belheir]

I guess that'd explain it.

[So long as "spiritual energy" translated to magnetite... Or maybe there's just something to it that he doesn't know? Who could say. It's not like he's been at this hundreds or thousands of years, after all.]

I'm not really used to anyone in particular tasting better than anyone else, honestly. There are some emotions that are more preferable, but outright taste is a new one.

[asixthsense]

I've always been chased after by youkai, even as a little kid. They talked about how good I smelled, and how they wanted to eat me. Some of them did say stuff like my loneliness making it better, but they might have just been trying to get me to give up.

[Natsume closed his eyes, thinking back past the nostalgic parts of his old world, remembering the times he'd been in very real danger.]

There might be some I'm forgetting, but I'm pretty sure you're the third that's gotten a taste of me... and the only one that's tasted my blood.

[An eye peeks open. Yeah, he noticed Kazuya slobbering all over him when his shoulder was still stinging. He doesn't look particularly annoyed though.]

[belheir]

The stronger the emotion, the better it does taste. Were you really that lonely?

[That's kind of sad... Natsume seems like such a kind soul. Or at least, that's the impression he gives. Does he taste better even now because of that loneliness? It'd be something to dwell on later, because right now he's being called out, and he sinks a little deeper into the water shamefully.]

I am really sorry about that. That's why I asked you in the first place how hard you were fine with being bitten.

[Not that it'd stopped him from biting hard enough to break skin in the first place... Yeesh. He really needs to control his impulses better. Though it's probably also a side effect of not really having had a decent meal of magnetite in a bit.]

I'll make it up to you? I can make you lunch, if you want.

[asixthsense]

... Yeah, I was. Humans don't really like it when you can see things they can't, and think you're just trying to get attention.

[Natsume gives his head a little shake, trying to snap himself out of falling into pity party. He'd learned, eventually, and even managed to make some friends for a while. Of both the human and youkai variety. It had been nice while it lasted.]

Anyway. I think you're doing a pretty good job of making up for it already, but I won't say no to lunch and a good nap. Besides, I did say it felt good. If it hadn't, I probably would have punched you into the wall or something.

[belheir]

[Well, he can see that. He's not the sort of person who would have been rude about it, but that doesn't necessarily meant he would have engaged with him if they'd shared a class, would it? He would like to think otherwise, but he also knows he has a penchant for sticking his foot in his mouth. Maybe he would have said something incredibly rude without meaning to.

Like he's about to do now.]

People really couldn't see them? In my world everyone could when the demons invaded.

[How weird...]

[asixthsense]

[This face.]

Invaded, huh? Tell me more.

[Different worlds, different rules and situations... It's hard to remember these things when someone just throws out commentary like that. Natsume definitely looks like he's judging Kazuya right now.]

[belheir]

Yeah, they invaded and caused a whole lockdown to prevent them from escaping elsewhere in Tokyo... Unfortunately that also meant they were concentrated in Tokyo to begin with, and started killing and eating people.

[ The part he's forgetting here, is that he was human when this was happening.

His head hits the ledge of the bath softly, looking up at the ceiling.]

I guess that's mostly the short of it.

[asixthsense]

[Kind of an important part, buddy!]

So... Why did you decide the demons should invade?

[The Tokyo part does catch his attention, but it wouldn't be the first time he's met someone from a different Tokyo than his own. Besides the fact that there would have been such an uproar from the exorcist community that even he probably would have heard of it.

Natsume's easing closer in the water, not at all bothering to hide the annoyed look on his face. What Kazuya's describing doesn't seem like he was trying all that hard not to be evil.]

[belheir]

I didn't. Someone weakened the barriers separating the demon realm from the human realm, and then started summoning them. Then demons got a hold of the devices they used to do so when the people who summoned them couldn't win, and used them to summon more allies.

[Why does he look so annoyed with him... He didn't do anything.

His cousin did. The Shomonkai cult did! He was just an innocent bystander...]

[asixthsense]

[It sounds like.. humans trying to start a war they couldn't control, when he puts it that way. Kind of like how Natori was saying some spells were forbidden because of the trouble that could come of them. But still.]

You said you were the demon Overlord. Couldn't you just make all the demons stop and go home, instead of bringing more in?

[Natsume has so many unimpressed expressions.]

[belheir]

That's the plan for when I finally get home, since they've definitely caused enough damage. But I did need them for my war to kill God and all His angels in the first place.

[Someone.... is not connecting the dots....]

[asixthsense]

[The last thread of Natsume's patience snaps when he hears that. Without even thinking about it, he's grabbing Kazuya by the head and dunking him into the hot bath water.]

How is killing God and the angels trying not to be evil!

[Kazuya's lucky Natsume isn't the type to try to hold him underwater.]

[belheir]

[Dunked! Blub blub goes Kazuya until he can resurface.

Also, because he dunked him first... He has no clue what he'd said.]

Hey! What was that for!?

[asixthsense]

People that are trying not to be evil don't go around killing other people!

[Demons. People. Gods. Same difference!

... Now does Kazuya understand why Natsume was looking so annoyed with him.]

[belheir]

I haven't killed any humans! Besides, God started the whole thing anyway!

[His situation is such a nightmare... please take him at his word?]

[asixthsense]

But your demons did! Are you saying this God summoned them to start eating people, and you couldn't tell them not to?

[Pointing fingers after getting busted is not enough here.]

[belheir]

Wait, you're misunderstanding the situation! [It's not like thaaaaaaat.]

They weren't my demons at the time! They didn't have a king or ruler or anything! And God and his angels imposed the lockdown on humans after some people summoned demons in the first place! And if we didn't find out how to get rid of them, He'd either kill us all or strip us of our free will!

[SHEESH.]

And while we were all stuck in the lockdown trying to find a way to end it, there was something else going on called the War for the Throne of Bel, and only demons crowned with the name "Bel" could be apart of it, and because I was the Bel of the human world, I didn't have a choice but to participate. It was either that or get eaten myself. And I figured that if I did become King and Overlord, then I could not only send the demons back, but kill the God who'd played with our lives to begin with, and stop him from ever doing it again!

[asixthsense]

[Natsume pauses with one hand up and ready to dunk Kazuya again, listening without interrupting, because that at least is something he's good at. The judgmental expression on his face starts to fade as Kazuya explains, and the puzzle pieces finally start looking like they'll fit together.]

Oh. Why didn't you explain it like that to begin with?

[It is, again, a lot to take in. He can kind of imagine how Kazuya had gotten into a complicated situation, as someone that only sort of gets the whole Bel thing. His hand is still up...]

[belheir]

Because most people here already know that I used to be human, so I kind of forget sometimes.

[asixthsense]

[Okay yeah, he can understand that. Especially since Kazuya looks to be roughly his own age.]

Next time don't forget something so important!

[Kazuya's getting casually dunked again just to make sure he remembers! Natsume's too polite to call him a dumbass for forgetting.]