TDM 04

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[bleakdecember]

[He laughs, lightly, though with a hint of something darker. It's going to take a minute for his drink to kick in, but he nurses it for the meantime.]

There are a lot of ways to play the game. [It's not... JUST sex, after all.] But I've yet to have an unsatisfied partner, if that's what you're asking. Were you curious?

[virtuesignal]

What other ways? [Concord cuts through the rest of what Akechi is saying to ask that, abrupt and firm, despite his voice not raising. He always speaks quietly, but there is a military strictness to his tone in that question.

It might read as desperation, seeking an out from this whole thing. Concord doesn't think he'll be good at this game. The need to play it, to get home, cannot be delayed... but he's picky. Stubborn. Ali is going to absolutely smoke him one card collection if he cannot get it together.]

[bleakdecember]

[Ah, well. Luckily for Concord, Akechi loves explaining things to people and showing off. So he's not too upset about being ignored.]

Sex is obviously the main point of the game, but... Who you have sex with matters. The game of forming connections. And, of course, there's the gambling -- if you're just looking for resources, you could theoretically just win enough chips to support yourself.

[He shrugs, teasingly.]

I suppose it depends on much you're willing to give up and settle.

[virtuesignal]

I don't care about wealth or status... I just need to get home. Preferably with Ali and not after.

[If Ali can get home before him, the dragon might just take the opportunity. Especially while they are still cross with one another. Then what would happened to home? Ali's policies for the country allowed to run unchecked-? Concord might perish on the spot when he returns... a merciful death compared to needing to clean up after a dragon's rampage- even if that rampage only comes in the form of tax reform and union busting-

Concord downs the rest of his drink. Two gulps total,]

Settling isn't my strong suit.

[bleakdecember]

[Ali? Hm. Must be... a loved one, or a family member, who also ended up here. Interesting. That tends to happen, doesn't it.]

Well, then you'll need to start bedding people. Cards are the only way out, or so they say.

[virtuesignal]

[For being such a stoic, rugged guy, Concord sure does look embarrassed rather easily. Flustered, in a way, by such directness. When people talk around such things, they usually fly over Concord's head, the unicorn rather dense with picking up innuendo.

This is just so plain he gets it all too well. Fuck people to get home. Concord's dismay is unhidden, face and ears flush red while he crumpled his eyebrows and grits his teeth,]

So there isn't another way. Figures... [his heart aches, he's already mournful for home, now this? As a condition for his return? Concord is in for a difficult time and he knows it.]

[bleakdecember]

[...Interesting. Easily flustered. That's good to know.]

Well. That's what they tell us. [He hums, figuring his implication is clear.]

But if you're shy about it, do be careful of the food. It's often spiked with aphrodisiacs.

[virtuesignal]

[What about the drinks? Concord thinks, before it leaves his mind, which is too concerned with too many other ideas. Face and ears stuck with a dusting of red, Concord buried his face into a hand, rubbing roughly at his nose and eyes with his thumb and index. Grumbling with a lack of focus,]

I'm not- shy- [he's shy, but also aggressive. A strange combination to deal with in such a situation,] This isn't in my nature. Sex-... for a unicorn-

[just slipping that in there, a unicorn, not knowing that has any kind of a modern slang connotation to it. Which makes him saying the next part, quite seriously, likely unintentionally funny to hear,]

It's sacred. [this really could use a better explanation from Concord, but he's drunk and flustered and feeling more and more disoriented. Who is he even talking to about this? He doesn't talk about this. Not even with... the one person who might understand him,]

[bleakdecember]

[A unicorn? His thoughts grind to a halt, trying to decide what slang that could mean. Or, wait, is he being literal? Or is it a metaphor but one specific to his world?

Even so, he raises his eyebrows. He hums in contemplation.]

Oh, you said you arrived with someone you knew, correct? An... "Ali", if I heard right? Maybe you can practice your sacred tradition there. [He winks. Though, without thinking, he draws a little closer. He suddenly doesn't like the idea of anyone else filling up Concord's cards.]

Then again, it depends. Why is it so sacred to you?

[virtuesignal]

I'm cross with him. [Concord says sternly when Ali's name is brought up, almost automatic in his strictness and swiftness for such a response. Something he says all the time, sounds like. He rubs his face again, still embarrassed and feeling lonesome, disoriented, the whole point of drinking so much- yet, it feels strange this time,

Something about this place, he supposes,]

Hmmmn.... a unicorn's sacred purpose is to only grant power to the correct people. [He's skipped like three thoughts that make this statement make sense,]

[bleakdecember]

Oh, is that so? I find sometimes that elevates the experience. [He smiles, more than a little mischevious. Even so, he leans even closer to Concord, almost close enough to touch.

And then his smile fades.]

...What does that have to do with sex?

[virtuesignal]

Then. You understand. [Concord doesn't slur, his voice is very strict and concise, but he does have a drunken shortness to his delivery. He's connected the dots, he's connected them.]

Sex is about that. It's about exchanging power. I cannot take it lightly.

[bleakdecember]

[Ah. An exchange of power. He... likes the framing of that. He hums, thoughtful, still with a satisfied smirk.]

There are many forms of exchanging power. After all, is our conversation not a form of it, too? We exchange power in words back and forth. Do you limit your conversation partners so strictly, as well? Is conversation itself sacred?

That would make our discussion so much more interesting.

[virtuesignal]

So many questions... you don't get it. [Concord groans, moving to take another drink and finding his already empty. He rubs his face, not able to really think of an answer or argue so many points. He thinks Akechi is wrong, but he's not about to get in a reddit tier intellectual debate,]

You sound like him.

[bleakdecember]

Do I, now?

[He'll take that as a compliment.]

He must be right, then. Come on -- you don't look so good. Why don't I help you to somewhere quieter?

[virtuesignal]

He's wrong... about everything I'm right on. And I'm wrong about what he's right on... no other way about us.

[Does that sound confusing? It maybe should, Concord is drunk. He's also pretty open to Akechi's suggestion, but then again... it sounds like Ali is talking to him now, the drink well in effect,]

Where would that be?

[bleakdecember]

[For a single, suspended instant, Akechi gets it. That give and take, the push and pull of someone who gets you like nobody else. Just like him and Akira--

He smothers that thought.]

I was going to take you back to my place, since I doubt you have a room yet. [A bit forward, but. You know.]

1/2

[virtuesignal]

There's... I'm in. The beach houses. They're a bit cold for my liking.

[He doesn't know how to shut the AC off- but Akechi has a lovely, warm amenity in his room,

Concord isn't thinking much about if this is Ali or a stranger, he's thinking about how nice not sleeping alone might be. Sex isn't on his mind in the slightest, just having someone around, someone to wake up to, someone-]

2/2 cw for abrupt violence because it's Concord

[virtuesignal]

[Someone reaches out to touch his braid as they pass behind him.

Akechi gets treated to a firm three step action. Concord stands. Concord grabs the person by their hair. Concord slams their head directly into the bar top so hard that they bounce off of it and hit the floor.]

[bleakdecember]

My place is plenty warm, if that's the issue--

[He watches the event unfold. He noticed the faint touch, of course, but did not expect -- well. This. It's extreme, it's violent, and it's fascinating. All that for such a small intrusion of his privacy.

He's a little shell shocked.]

...Hah. Come on, let's get you out of here.

[virtuesignal]

Don't touch my mane, asshole. [Concord mutters at the person he just absolutely laid out. Unlikely he was heard by them, but Akechi can overhear it so at least he knows better for himself. The bartender is fish bubbling in outrage for them to get the fuck out!! Go back to shore! And Concord just nods, moving to leave.

That western twang in his voice falls heavier to say,]

Happy to oblige.

[Akechi should definitely intercept him to lead the way, or the unicorn is just going to get drunkenly disoriented and lose the idea he's going back to anybody's room at all... He'd probably just go sleep in the warm sand, in that case. He's not feeling picky.]

[bleakdecember]

[He gives the bartender a reassuring smile, hoping his Ace status will smooth over the issue. Not that he's really worried, but...

Concord is touchy about his hair, okay. Akechi carefully, hesitantly reaches to put a hand on his arm to help guide him a bit.]

Come, this way.

[...He seems too drunk of it for anything fun tonight, which Akechi is a little annoyed at, but there's always the morning. Or later. Letting someone sleep off a hangover on his couch (or big bed) isn't the worst thing if it benefits him later.]

It's just a quick trip in the elevator.

[virtuesignal]

[Akechi covering for him here is likely the only reason Concord just gets to walk away. Ace privilege and all that! He'll be following the young man in looming silence, not bothering to apologize for that kind of display. Not normally and especially not when drunk, but then he suspects the young man is pretty familiar with violence given he isn't acting frightened off by it.

He can't really pinpoint to himself why he's going back to someone else's room. Just because he doesn't really have his own? Because this person sounds to him like Ali does? Because he's just very suggestable?

They'll make it up to Akechi's room in no time.]

[bleakdecember]

[To be fair, a night in prison probably... wouldn't be that bad. But it's the principle of the matter.

He's glad that Concord doesn't startle in the elevator, since Akechi can't get a read on what tech he's used to.

Even so, he opens the door to his room easily, and gently ushers Concord in. Hopefully the unicorn won't throw up on his rug, or something, but...]

Do you remember my name?

[Akechi's trying to judge how... muddled Concord is. He feels buzzed himself, on the edge of drunk, but.]

[virtuesignal]

Don't make fun of me... [Concord grumbles before sighing, as if relenting and unable to pull up a usual amount of anger.

He moves towards Akechi and hooks his fingers beneath his chin to nudge up towards him. Concord wobbles slightly to lean down, a strange amount down, not quite the height he's used too, but it slips by his mind,]

... Aligrezoph... [He hesitates just enough so that if "Ali" doesn't want to kiss, he can duck away or swat Concord's hands off. Ali... is still cross with him. Maybe this is unwelcome...]