TDM 04

[goldmods]

【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.

Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】

BEACHFRONT PROPERTY

A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT

As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.

A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!

IT’S FREE REAL ESTATE

▷ Thanks to a classic move called “overbooking,” new arrivals are being checked in to all this wondrous new property that’s just opened up. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a room, of course. Don’t worry, that’s what the bunk beds are for!

▷ Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a light and breezy linen, patterned with tropical flowers and colorful designs. Some of these robes are more sheer than others. Watch out that the gentle breeze on the beach doesn’t reveal more than you wanted.

▷ Existing characters are welcome to temporarily take up residence in any empty slots in these homes. The staff understand that sometimes you want to pretend to be a brand new guest again, all bright-eyed and ready for adventure. They can even lock you out of your real room for an extra bit of authenticity. No need to ask! It’s all taken care of already.

THOSE WHO POUND SAND

▷ Several lifeguards have been newly hired to protect the beach and its visitors. These burly fellows and lasses all have three things in common: skimpy swimwear, rippling muscles, and seagull heads. They spend most of their time hanging out in groups, flexing and gossiping loudly. If characters approach them for their complimentary swimwear, they will provide whatever they’re currently wearing for them to use... by force, if necessary.

▷ Characters who seem particularly vulnerable or are holding something particularly tasty may find themselves surrounded by these lifeguards out of nowhere. The seagulls are relentless, pushing and shoving and pulling hair until they get what they want. Hope you didn’t like your sand castle very much. Those on the lower end of the rank scale will suffer the worst harassment, and they may even go out of their way to harass wildcards, 2s, and 3s just for the heck of it.

▷ Being new hires and fairly low on the resort staff hierarchy, these troublemakers can be easily chased off by someone of a high enough rank, or an assertive enough presence to pass as one. T-they’re not scared! They just remembered they have a mandatory group cawing session to get to! Buzz off!

FUN IN THE SUN

DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP

What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”

Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.

THE BEACH BUNNY BARBECUE BONANZA

▷ This booth constantly has smoke billowing out the top and is manned during the entire day by one man – Steve, formerly from reception. It seems this is his punishment duty for be-bathrooming all of the arrivals, last time. Those willing to lend Steve a sympathetic ear will be entreated to bring him water, since the sweltering heat of the booth dries him out like nobody’s business. No matter how characters try to help him, though, a tragedy always occurs and the water always ends up spilled across the sand. That curse really is something, huh?

▷ The signature item at this cookout are the Flamin’ Hop Skewers. Made due to the current overpopulation in the Conservatory, these spicy-sweet — emphasis on the spicy — glazed skewers temporarily grant those who consume them the soul of a rabbit, including their insatiable desire to mate. Any rabbits that resort-goers have formed an attachment with have not been culled, so don’t worry about your precious buns!

▷ The booth also boasts several other exotic meats and vegetables that are considerably safer to eat, for guests who find themselves unable to overcome their attachment. Some of these skewers also feature fruits, including the hybrid ones from the previous gardening collab with the Dizzy Pigeon. Characters are free to revisit any of the Orchard prompts under the Smoky Nectar section of our PREVIOUS TDM.

A SHOW OF STRENGTH

▷ When the projected sun is at its highest, staff members will start bringing out tarps and watermelons, fresh from the gardens. What’s that, you ask? Oh, of course these were donated willingly! What a strange question!

▷ The goal is to smash the watermelon the staff give you until the succulent red fruit inside is splattered all across the tarp, perfect for falling comically into or... eating, if you’re into that. The rules are that you must use your buttocks to do so, and you only get two tries. Successfully cracking open the watermelon on the first try will earn characters a large payout, and if it’s on the second try, a medium payout.

▷ Failing to bust a watermelon at all won’t have any penalties associated with it, and you can always try again tomorrow! In order to keep their watermelon supplies steady for the duration of the beach festivities, the staff do ask that guests attempt this no more than once per day.

DAYDREAM PARASOLS

▷ Every umbrella set up on the sands has two lounge chairs set up underneath it, with a shared table between them. The chairs are padded and oh-so-comfy — sitting in them for too long while another person is present will result in both characters falling into a deep sleep.

▷ While asleep, characters will discover they’re sharing a dream with their umbrella-mate. The dream is always set on the same beach as the waking world, but there are floating clouds and sparkles in a range of pastel colors. Other beachgoers are faceless, if not entirely absent. It’s just the two of you.

▷ Anything the characters think of can drift in and out of the dreamscape, including but not limited to items from home, scary monsters to dramatically rescue your partner from, and strange abilities to fly or float through the air. However, characters will also be at full suit activation in the dream. Once both characters orgasm or they naturally wake up from their naps, they’ll find things are entirely back to normal, as much as they ever are in the resort.

NOTES

▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.

▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.

▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!

▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.

TWINKLING CURRENTS

THE PARTY NEVER STOPS

As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.

Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.

SWIM UP TO THE BAR

▷ While the advertisements promised mermaids, they were careful not to include any photos or illustrations. Wading out into the sea to the floating bar quickly illustrates why: these merfolk are fish on top, not the bottom! If asked about this configuration or accused of being unsexy, they’ll lift their elegant legs out of the water and exclaim, “How else would you be able to fuck us if not for these!” Though a few guests seem unsatisfied by this clarification, there are no complaints about the drinks themselves.

▷ HOLDING ON TO SUMMER. This cocktail brings seaberry-gin, limoncello, white crème de cacao, and freshly squeezed lemon juice over pebbled ice, wrapping you in decadent flavors accenting the season. Drinking this cocktail can cause you to be overcome with the desire to lean back and sink into the ocean itself, but fret not! It also grants you the wonderful ability to breathe underwater, no gills required! And it’s topped with a yummy little ball of white chocolate.

▷ MANGO STAR. A delightfully bright drink in a highball glass, the combination of elderflower rose syrup and seaberry-gin floats a summery pink over the orange mixture of mango juice, lime juice and honey syrup on the bottom. On top are two cute little stars cut out of mango, accented with mint leaves. Guests who drink this cocktail report some confusion in the identity of other guests, as just one drink is enough to shift perception of others. Other characters may appear to be different guests of the resort, or familiar faces from home.

▷ SEABERRY FLORADORA. This is a vibrant cocktail made of seaberry-gin, ginger beer, lime juice and raspberry syrup, highlighted by floral ice cubes and edible flowers. Despite its bright pink color indicating a level of cheerfulness for the summer, this flavorful cocktail causes guests to be quickly overwhelmed with a sense of loneliness. The longer this sensation goes on, the more guests will try to seek out company to aid in the ache, even if it means appearing quite desperate in the process. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ BLACKBERRY ROSEMARY GIMLET. Blackberries, rosemary sprigs, simple syrup, and a combination of seaberry-gin and lime juice make this aromatic cocktail. It’s double strained over ice and garnished with a blackberry on a pick, giving it a regal appearance. Drinking this cocktail causes obsessive and possessive behavior, however — sometimes to extreme levels. Should your partner choose this cocktail to drink, you may not want to mention anything that could make them jealous. Each successive drink will increase the severity of the effect.

▷ JUST SOME SEAWATER? Questioning the mermaids and mermen on how they came to be the way that they are will result in them offering you an item off the sea-cret menu. Taking a glass from the bar, they dip it into the ocean and offer it right over to you. Drinking the seawater does, in fact, turn you into a very sexy reverse merman or mermaid. This occurs whether or not you drink it from the glass or take in a gulp while swimming, so watch out!

ACROSS THE NIGHT SKY

▷ Where else could you get a perfect view of the stars? Despite the sea of lights below, the artificial nature of the skies in the resort means that all guests get an unrivaled view of the galaxy. Which galaxy? Why, any of them — characters will see a shifting range of constellations from night to night, including ones they don’t recognize, ones shaped a bit like something you might find in Love Dove, and ones that are identical to those from their home. Happy gazing!

▷ A fireworks show is held every night, from 10PM until 1AM. The noises are just loud enough to block out a whispered confession timed correctly, but aren’t quite enough to inhibit conversation. Most of the fireworks are from a design series known as Matteo’s Masterpieces, and range from the standard burst to abstract shapes to... well, you know. Unlike the sloppy doodles found in the margins of books while Swan Lake was decaying, all of the boobs and dicks blasted across the sky are very well rendered. For fireworks.

SANDY SCAVENGING

A GAME OF BEACHES

It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!

SCAVENGER HUNT: EASY MODE (SFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our EASY MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Great Tit! Dessert Vouchers and a large payout.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down and then publicly spanked by a SEAGULL LIFEGUARD.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one unfinished drink.

2. Collect two kisses.

3. Collect three pairs of sunglasses.

4. Collect four sets of sandals.

5. Collect five feathers from a lifeguard.

SCAVENGER HUNT: HARD MODE (NSFW)

Hello, dear guest. You have been randomly selected to play our HARD MODE: SCAVENGER HUNT! You have 24 hours to complete this hunt. Once completed, please submit your collected items to the nearest SEAGULL LIFEGUARD to claim your reward of Naked Yolk Kink Vouchers and an extra-large payout. Winners will also be given a limited edition WINNER pin. Any guests wearing a WINNER pin will be treated as kings and queens of the beach, and be permitted to command any other guests as they see fit.

Guests who do not complete the hunt in 24 hours will be hunted down, stripped, and then strapped into the fuck pillory by our SEAGULL LIFEGUARDS. Losers will be free game for other guests to use for their pleasure.

Please note that items scavenged may not be personal items. They must be collected from other sources. Good luck!

1. Collect one cup of cum.

2. Collect two bite marks.

3. Collect three pubic hairs.

4. Collect four nudes (nude images).

5. Collect five bathing suit bottoms.

NOTES

▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.

INTO THE DEPTHS

IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE

Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!

Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.

TUMBLING DOWN

▷ Characters who stray past the line of buoys out in the far sea will find themselves caught in a riptide that sucks them straight over the edge of the water. This applies both to characters swimming, or characters in some sort of vessel, such as a small rowboat borrowed from the staff.

▷ Feel free to make up any sort of vehicle rentals in general, as long as they’re reasonable in size — they should be able to accommodate 1-2 characters at most. A waverider would be okay, but a yacht would not.

▷ While falling down the waterfall, characters will temporarily black out before hitting anything solid. They will resurface anywhere there is standing water, whether that be a flooded hallway, in the Crane’s Respite, or even in someone’s open toilet bowl. There are no limitations on where in the resort the resurfacing can happen; even the bathrooms at Roost aren’t safe from this teleportation.

A RISING FLOOD

▷ Drainage is a difficult aspect to manage. Though the majority of the seawater is recycled to maintain the ocean above, enough of it is siphoned off for deeper filtration that the resort’s plumbing systems simply can’t handle the volume. Leaks are happening on all floors below ground, increasing in depth the further down into the basement characters go.

▷ Characters living in the rank 2, 3, and 4 suites may notice that in addition to having leaks in the hallway, their own rooms are also flooding. This can range anywhere from a constant, unpleasantly damp floor, to having an entire cascade of water blow them and any other unsuspecting guests down several hallways the moment their door is opened. Life vests are recommended.

▷ The flooding will intensify as the event goes on, culminating in some of the maintenance levels being entirely underwater towards the end of the event. Once the event is over, the flooding will recede within about a day, leaving only a few water stains here and there as evidence of their presence.

NOTES

▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.

▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

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OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Who knew that getting something he- they shouldn't have would feel this good.

The sand scraping down his cheek doesn't cause him to wince from pain, able to tolerate greater pain than that, but it does bring back memories of how pain can be a pleasurable thing. And no other person can be better at this than Monika. Granted, Monika's the only person in his entire life to ever add pain into their most intimate and pleasurable moment. Regardless, a low hum leaves him in the kiss as she leaves red scrapes on his cheek, as physical proof of her intense passion. In contrast to Monika, he is far more gentle with his own possessive hands. One hand clenches the back of her shirt while his fingers trace shape over her back.

Even after everything, his body is still in tuned to Monika. His body rubs against her while he brings her closer and closer in a tight embrace as if he wants to meld with her into one. When he feels her hand going down to his neck, he leans his head back while trying not to break the kiss so she can better grip her fingers around him.

He does gasp when he realizes her hand is around his neck. Something between his legs twitches. Then another gasp when she draws back. He looks out of it when the kiss finally ended, gasping and panting, unfocused eyes trying their best to focus on the beautiful angel. Or devil. Staring down at him. Excitement and anticipation finds its way into Soundwave.]

You are... Right. No one else but you can make me feel this way. But, you can't--

[Possibly want him to stay? After everything that's said... His body has easily given up on rejecting Monika, but there's still the voice of reason, there. It's weak, but it's there. Although how convincing that is has possibly weakened no thanks to his next action. One hand moves away from her back and warmly grips around her wrist. There's another weak attempt as he tugs on her wrist to remove her hand around his neck. Or rather, he's encouraging her to do worst.]

Please...

[He missed this part of her just as much as he has with her sweet side.]

[holeinwall]

Hmm? I can't what~?

[ Stop tempting her! Stop drawing out the crazy! Or don't. If he wants her worst, she's obligated to provide. It's what friends(?) do!

Her grin twists into something worthy of the Cheshire Cat, her other hand joining the one already around his neck to squeeze down harder. The touch of his hand on her wrist is barely noticed. She wants more of him agreeing with her. More subservience. Everything only he can give her. ]

Go on. [ Deep and intense, she kisses his lips to steal away the air he doesn't need, but is fun to take all the same. ] Beg me for more.

[ She's ignoring her voice of reason. How shocking! Is it even possible for her to hear it? If she can hear it, it's a rare thing. Like a chain reaction, once she's started down her darker pathways, there's nothing that can be done until she's burned herself out, leaving some form of destruction in her wake.

...If only she knew there were nightly firework shows. The voice of reason can get pretty loud when explosions start happening! But until then, she grinds against the twitching she felt from him. Even if she imagined that, she's going to ease the tension making her loins ache.

How far can they get before 10 PM hits? Time to find out! ]

Cw for violence, blood, extreme kinks jic

[peacewithouttyranny]

[His own voice of reason is slowly being choked out from leaving his throat. Literally. It's definitely a pro that being in his holoavatar doesn't require to do such a pesky thing as needing air or breathing. But more importantly, having his airway cutoff gives a huge sense of exhilaration he couldn't anywhere else.

A part of him should stop her from heading down this dark path again... That part is getting quieter. The want to be subservient to Monika, his friend, is getting stronger instead. He loves it when Monika steals the breath he doesn't need.

His eyes roll back, drool trails down his chin as he... Well, "struggle". If simply holding Monika's wrist tight without any real attempt to pull her hand away can even be considered a struggle. What is a real struggle is getting Hsi words out of his throat. Instead it's all choking noises for a moment. His reddened face wouldn't get any blue, but the discomfort is real and can plainly be seen on his face.

His grip on her dress tightens the harder she squeezes his neck. Choked noises leave his lips as he struggles to Her grinding on him has the effect of his shaft erecting fast and poking his bikini bottom

Eventually though, he manges to spit some words out.]

Puh...please. More. I'm... Forever yours.

[Two hours before 10 PM. Plenty of time for her to do whatever she wishes to someone who willingly gives himself to her. All without any or much consequences to her horrible action.]

[holeinwall]

Ahaha. Of course you're mine. Why even say it?

[ She punctuates that with her hardest bite yet. She doesn't draw blood, yet she's making it obvious that she could if she wanted to. He knows she can. He knows what she's capable of, and how far she's willing to go with him. That gets her off more than it ever has, because he keeps letting her do this. He's letting her do it now.

Her eyes narrow, taking on the evil gleam that appears before she's about to be utterly awful to someone she cares so deeply about. ]

Still...everything I've done for you, and you turned your back on me. [ She fakes a sniffle, though she's sharing her true feelings. Well, sharing them in a way that twists the truth to her liking. ] You hurt me when I was only trying to help you out. I thought telling you the truth about my true love was better than lying...

[ At last, she releases his neck and sits up, scraping her nails downward until her hands are pressing on his shoulders. He gets some time to needlessly catch his breath, regain his bearings, so on and so forth. Mostly. Her hips still roll over his cock, teasing out more hardness. With that to distract him, she can indulge in her next impulse. Lacking a knife or some other object to cause some real harm, this will have to do.

Without warning, she reels back and punches his jaw.

It may not be the hardest punch ever for someone who's experienced unimaginable pain, but she gave it her all. The anger, sadness, loneliness, betrayal...she hopes he feels every bit of it. It's what he left behind before he truly disappeared again. Fueled by her own pain, it's what she thinks he deserves for not doing the impossible. He should've always been there for her.

She's not totally heartless, though. Once she thinks the pain's sufficiently sunk in, she touches the mark she's left behind, rubbing sand against it ever so lovingly. Isn't it so sweet, doing that for him? She's ignoring the ache in her knuckles, just for him! ]

Tell me what else I should do to you to make up for hurting me. Whatever you want. [ Her head tilts, innocent. ] As my best friend, you deserve it.

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Part of it is because he likes to say that he's Monika's. While wouldn't allow him to bow his head to someone when forced to, he technically isn't being forced to bow when he willingly subjects himself to all this pain delivered by Monika for his.... friendship with Monika.

The bite gets a pained hiss from him, body shuddering whole while his grasp around her wrist tightens. That exhilarating pain that can only be made possible in this form, yet he knows she's capable of going further than that. After all, he knows she can spill his blood. Finally, when his throat is spared, he wheezes and gasps for air. Even when breathing is unneeded, it helps him to regain his bearing and clear his hazy mind.

In amidst his wheezing, he thinks about the words she said to him.]

You said... You w-wanted... me to leave. You didn't stop me. So--

[Could he had done a better way of saying his farewells to her, before he was whisked away from her side? Knowing that his time was limited and leaving Monika alone. Perhaps. He had made a promise to her, and he broke it. But he can't say he entirely appreciates how she twisted that situation, leaving out the fact she wanted him to leave.

Regardless, he still doesn't show struggle as Monika straddles him. His eyes are closed to feel her hips rolling over his erection and her hands pressing down on him, taking this moment of short respite to rest. Though that leaves him completely open and unguarded to what she does next.

His eyes shoot wide open, blinking rapidly. It's not the first time she punched him, so he shouldn't be as surprised. But that's the first she punched his jaw. Figured that this form is so fragile that he felt it. But... Why does he feel that he deserved that punch? Ah, he knows why.

He felt them the moment her fist connected to his jaw. He felt her emotions- anger, sadness, loneliness, and betrayal -laced in that singular punch. It may not be the hardest punch he's ever took in his life, but that's the first emotionally-fueled punch he's ever received. That must be how she felt when he left her for a few months again. Still, it's not the most painful thing he's ever experienced.

Soundwave falls to silence, purring a little when she lovingly smooth the pain she left on him with fingers and sand. With an inhale, he steels himself and turns his face to Monika, half-lidded eyes staring up at her, expression stoic. Then, his hands moves up to hold and rubs her cheek.

Again, his touch is far and senselessly gentler than the harsh treatment she's dishing out to him]

I caused you pain. I broke my promise to you. [He admits. Even when he has no control of his disappearance, he caused her pain because of his departure and that's fact. He brings his arms back down on the sand.] So, hurt me back. Punch me, bite me.... use whatever object you can find to hurt me. Make me physically feel all the pain I caused you over the months until you are satisfied. However much pain you feel I deserved... I won't fight back against you.

[Not that he ever has.

He can take her punches, bites, or even kicks. Maybe there might rocks she could use. Whatever it is, he'll endure it until she's satisfied. He'll do anything for Monika, even being a punching bag for her to let out all her anger and sadness on him. All this just so she wouldn't want him to leave her like last time.]

[holeinwall]

[ She just laughs at all that. So sweet. So agreeable. Everything she loves about him, tucked away and buried deep in her heart where no one can find it. At his touches, she hums out sounds of appreciation at his touches, but she doesn't say anything just yet. Aside from indulging in the attention, she wants him to think she's actually listening to his requests.

It's been too long since she's been able to yank the rug from under someone's feet by doing the unexpected. ]

Typical you. So willing to give me exactly what I want.

[ Monika hums again, brushing a few grains of sand off of her cheeks, then almost playfully tickles him under his chin. From there, she trails down again, scooting her body lower until she's straddling his thighs. This leaves his erection free to be touched as it strains against his bikini bottom. Helpfully, she pulls the fabric aside, circling the head of his cock with featherlight touches. ]

Nothing would be better than making sure everyone can hear how much you've hurt me.

[ To be extra mean, she dips down and takes his cock into her mouth. Not very deep, but she sucks as hard as she can while drawing herself back up, leaving a line of spit that doesn't break until she's nearly halfway to standing. A quick treat! Or maybe more being horrible. Who knows.

Sand shifts around him, and she tilts her head once more when she's standing over his chest, staring from above. He's regarded like the lowliest being in the resort. Adding to that feeling? Her dragging one foot forward and pressing hard on his throat with her sandal. At least the view is nice for him? ]

But no. I don't think I will. [ She pouts with an obnoxious whimper. ] If you want it, then it's no fun!

[ She says this, but she follows it up with roughly pushing his jaw back. That little maneuver doesn't count, though, because she wanted to do it. Ultimately, the best part is...she's hurting him by doing nothing at all. The Player couldn't complain about her ingenuity! ]

Maybe lie there and think about what you did? This is a good place to do it, or that's what I've learned from books and movies, anyway.

[ With a wink, she blows him a kiss, then jauntily walks away. She has no intentions of abandoning him. It's more of another game to see how long it'd take for him to come running after her like some lost puppy. Nothing could be more satisfying than that. ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[The tickle under his chin is nice. It causes him to purr and close his eyes in pure bliss. Such a simple gesture, and it pleases him. A soft whine leaves him when Monika pulls his bikini bottom, freeing his cock from the strain but in doing so, causing his cheeks to heat up. Not that he dislikes it, of course. Even when they're out in public, he... Doesn't seem to mind too much? Granted, there is not a single soul around this area to catch them in the act.

Regardless, his cock twitches from her lightest brush of her finger, and a moan tears out of him when Monika suddenly takes him in her mouth and sucks him hard. His entire body tenses and his hips juts forward, cock leaking pre. Alas, that was an extremely short-lived blowjob that leaves him wanting.

He has something to say but Monika prevents that when she steps down on his throat.]

A-ah...

[It hurts. It hurts so good. It has Soundwave wiggling under her, but yet again doesn't show much resistance. That look Monika is giving him, though? If it had been anyone else who gives him such a look, they would've gotten a rage-filled Soundwave, but Monika...? In his eyes, he's staring up a beautiful angel. No matter how demented her face is, she's beautiful. The silver lining is... It's certainly a nice view.


However, Monika has yet again surprise him.]

Wh... what...?

[She won't do it? He's given her free reign to do whatever she pleases, but she won't do it. Soundwave isn't.... Unhappy about the choice per say, but he certainly doesn't expect it. But oh... No, she's doing something way worse to him. Worse than anything physical harm she's done to him.

She's walking away.]

Monika...

[Perhaps surprisingly he doesn't give chase immediately. Don't get him wrong, his entire being is shaking to quickly chase Monika, but he does lie down there and stares up to the night sky, thinking about... Everything, really. Not just what he did to her.

It's given her plenty of time to put some considerable distance away from him.

But, eventually he pushes himself to sit upright, looking down at himself. He grimaces a little at his erect cock straining his bikini bottom. The damp patch from his pre leaking out. To have gotten this hard from the treatment she gave him... Thankfully for him, he has a coat to keep him covered at least, and so he zips it up. Nobody could see his shame. Good thing it's the night, also. If he had to do this in the sun, he might just mentally die from the heat. Shaking his head, he better hurry up. Monika's going to disappear soon.

He quickly gets up on his feet and, as she might expected, jogs to catch up to Monika like a lost attached puppy. He doesn't say anything when he's back to her side, but he avoids to catch her gaze. Though the back of his hand lightly brushes against Monika.]

[holeinwall]

[ The journey away from him is a pleasant one. She can't stop sighing in satisfaction every time she thinks of his face. The noises. His struggling. The pathetic way he said her name as she abandoned him. If there's anything he's great at, it's propping her up and planting her in the heavens like the goddess she is. Just as the Player can forgive her for what she just pulled, they can understand why she has to keep Soundwave around. He's good for her mental health! She needs that in a place like this!

And speaking of her emotional support mech, he sure is taking a while to come running up with his tail between his legs. Maybe she broke his brain too much. Or...she went too far. No, she couldn't have. She's done worse. He's going to come. He won't leave her again. She won't run back. Please come back. Don't leave her--

There he is! She shoves away her moment of panicked agitation, going back to being satisfied. He'll get no comment about his state of dress or keeping his head turned away, and once she feels his hand, she smiles to herself. Then, ever so quietly: ]

Good boy.

[ To further reward him, she reaches up to rub the top of his head. Any good pet deserves that after being properly obedient. She'll keep it up until he stops her for whatever reason. She figures once they get around beachgoers again, he'll get shy. ]

Let's go to my room for now. We can come back later. It's going to take a while to get all this sand out of my hair. Unlike someone, I can't make myself disappear and reappear to get rid of it.

[ She snorts in amusement, then looks his way. ]

I think there's someone there you'd like to see, anyway.

[ Hint hint: that someone might be his ultimate competition when it comes to getting petted. ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Soundwave would've felt he's patronized with the head pats, especially after what said to him prior..... But it's Monika. Were it anyone else, he would've ripped their arm off and shove it up their butt. He'll let her have it because he likes it. His eyes close and he leans his head onto her palm to want more of it, purring. Clearly, he enjoys being called a good boy and receives some loving head rubs. Hm, it's not very often he's the reception of a head pats. It's typically Monika, or his past friends, receives head pats from him.

Being on the reception side..... It's nice.

So, he won't stop her petting. Except he totally will at the first sign of a beachgoer coming near their vicinity. Once again, there's not a single person in Monika's sight, but he senses he's getting near someone.

He doesn't move away from Monika, wanting to stay close to her, but he does tilts his head away from her hand. Unfortunately, the head petting will have to be paused.]

Poor you.

[Oh, here comes his snarky side. Soon enough, some beachgoers finally comes into view. Soundwave clutches his coat down, so nobody can see his boner. Alas, he still has his shame. It'll calm down eventually. At least his holoavatar didn't have a hidden button that'll make his cock remain erect.

His head turns to face Monika, eyebrows raise inquisitively.]

Someone? .... Who?

[Unless Monika answered, he'll figure it out sooner than later. It's the one companion who kept his company before his disappearance! Just that... His mind is just Monika-filled at the moment.]

[holeinwall]

[ Of course, his snarky side is what fuels her bickering best, so he shouldn't be surprised when it's what he gets in return. ]

Don't "poor you" at me! You made me get in the sand!

[ If he hadn't moved away on his own, that definitely would've been the end of his good boy pets. Maybe. Watching Grumpy McGrumpyface showing so much obvious pleasure from her actions is its own reward. Ahh, that sweet, sweet taste of superiority from knowing she gets that all to herself...

Still! He's being a jerk. Therefore, she wraps her arm around his waist and tugs him close as they walk. He's getting a different kind of affection in front of the people that suddenly appeared! How awful! Which it may be, if she's shifted his coat enough to really put him on display.

(Seriously, though. It's creepy when he hears people before she sees them. Stop that.) ]

I won't tell you. You'll just have to wait, since you're being such a meanie!

[ Surprise! It's his worst enemy! They've been having a torrid love affair in his absence!

Or it's just Stampy, as he'll find once they've eventually made it to her room. That'll be obvious from the moment they enter, because she's cleared out a space just for the little rascal in the living room. It's suspiciously close to the still-broken chair he destroyed with his robobutt, but that's totally a coincidence.

Smiling, she gestures for Soundwave to go have a look. Tadaaaa~ ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[(Skill issue. Get better hearing, Monika.)

She's being so affectionate while keeping him so close to her. Not only does it not make the flush on his cheeks going away, the butterflies in his stomach is fluttering throughout the entire walk to her room. Of course, he know he mustn't, but it's nice to think he gets this sort of affection from her daily and forevermore.

By the time they're out of the beach, his dick has calmed down. Nobody caught his boner fortunately. With his hands now free, he... gingerly wraps an arm around her waist also. Mm, he likes how their hips are connected like this...

When they finally arrived in her room, Soundwave is surprise by the sight of the new small house in the living room. Even more surprise when he sees a familiar fuzzball living inside the small house.]

Stampy... [Oh, how he missed this little critter, too.] You've been taking care of Stampy? You even built a house for it.

[Which is.... close to the broken chair for some reason. He won't question why it's close to the chair he broke, but in time, he'll probably point out why the chair is not fixed. Not right now, his focus is on Stampy itself.

His expression drops somehow, as he turns to Monika.]

... Did Stampy find you? While I was gone? [Regret and guilt soon flits through his expression, as the realization hits that he didn't just leave one person he considered important in the resort. Before she answers, he boldly presses a quick kiss to her cheek.] Thank you, Monika.

[holeinwall]

[ It was bad, being so affectionate with him, especially after that was the whole reason their last meeting ended so badly, no matter the involvement of weird fruits. If she bothered to be self-aware, or at least willing to acknowledge her worst behaviors, she'd realize what a hypocrite she's being. That might then lead to reconsidering her actions and she'd be better and hahahaha just kidding! She does what she wants!

The warm fuzzies only get fuzzier when she sees his reactions to her efforts to be genuinely good. She waves a hand and giggles, glancing away with red cheeks, oddly bashful. This jerk! Returning her embrace on their walk was bad enough, and now he's being extra sweet! Terrible, just terrible. ]

I can't take credit for building anything. I had the staff help me with that.

[ She grows more bashful after the kiss, sending some sand to the floor after she fidgets with her ponytail. If she weren't so enamored, she'd hate herself for pulling a move Yuri would've done. ]

They helped me find Stampy, too. Being a higher rank has its perks sometimes! Ahaha...

[ Who knew, being thoughtful can feel super good! Or maybe it's just him. Her flushed face turns his way with a soft smile. ]

You don't have to thank me, okay? I just... [ Wanted more reminders of him? ] I thought it was the right thing to do.

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Soundwave, meanwhile, is in a conflict. On one hand, their last meeting is still weighing in his mind and he's careful about being too affectionate to her. But on the other hand, he wants to go back to how things were, even if there is no chance at all with winning her love. If they could just return to that and remain friends, that'd be great.

Even now, his affections are still experimental. He would've gone for more kisses or a deeper kiss, but he abstains himself. Even ignoring his conflict, he knows doing anymore kisses will just distract Monika from cleaning the sand off her.

A small smile curls on his lips when Monika said she was doing the right thing. And she did.]

Even so, you searched and took care of Stampy when I- [...] -I left you both.

[He knows he isn't at fault for the disappearance, but it does make him realize that perhaps he should've been better.

Regardless, Stampy is safe. Before he leaves Monika to clean off sand in her hair, he gives her another quick peck to her cheek, and then finally let go of her to properly greet Stampy.]

You deserves my appreciation for that. And... I am proud of you, Monika. [With that, he turns to give Stampy some needed pets after his long absent. Looks like Stampy still remembers him.... that's cute.]

How's living with Stampy, if I may ask? [Tell him everything. He's curious.]

[holeinwall]

[ She waves her hand again, more dismissively this time. Don't make this such a big deal! Next thing you know, he'll think she was extra dumb for pushing him away when she's actually had feelings--very deep feelings--the entire time. That, and maybe she's a little cuckoo for obsessively searching for the rabbit equivalent of a needle in a haystack.

Also? Having someone say they're proud of her? He's frying her brain. How is she supposed to respond!!! ]

It's fine! Water under the bridge. [ Mostly because if they keep talking about the subject of him leaving, they'll probably end up touching on her shitty behavior. ] Like, don't be proud or anything...

[ Moving on! She steps over to his side, watching him interact with what's probably the craziest rabbit in the resort, but he doesn't need to know that. Fun fact: she upgraded to this elaborate pen after the more modest one she first got proved inadequate. It's no fun trying to find a tiny creature in a suite that has plenty of hidey holes. Things will get really interesting once the furball is fully grown, too... ]

It's, ahh. It's been an adjustment! I've never had a pet before, so I had to do a ton of reading and asking the staff in the conservatory for help. Which, speaking of~ They helped me figure out that Stampy is Miss Stampy. [ Thanks, staff! And three coin flips. ] She's really...rambunctious! She keeps me on my toes when she's not sleeping the day away!

[ Her nice way of saying "she's fucking crazy". ]

I'm used to it now, though. It's been fun to watch her grow, for sure! Plus, getting her toys and stuff has gotten me out more. And...I like having someone around. Ahaha, even if she can't talk.

[ His cheek gets a poke. ] Basically like you! But that's fine. You're both good listeners, she's just way nicer about it~

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Consider the subject dropped, as he already has made his point. She did a good thing, and he's proud of her for it. He gives Stampy a gentle cheeks rub and pinch, before watching her play with her toys. He had poked fun at Monika once about her being a bad pet owner, but seeing the pen and all the toys she bought for her... Well, good to know that he's wrong in his assumptions. Good to know what her gender is, too.]

Especially rambunctious when she gets to eat. I recall Stampy hopping around inside me and likes to hide when I brought her to my temporary suite.... Catching her was a tiring task.

[So really, the fact that Monika, along with the staffs he guessed, made an effort to search for this little fuzzball in this big resort is something worth commending on. Of course, he won't anymore. He knows her response to that is to be humble (surprising, really) and dismiss the praise.

The gentle smile on his face drops after what she said last, turning to face Monika with his typical lineface.]

What are you implying? I am nice to you, too.

[And she gets a poke to her cheek as revenge. Then, your typical tsundere 'hmph' before he looks back down to observe Stampy.]

She is quite the chaotic creature when she isn't sleeping.... Like you, Monika.

[How nice that their 'daughter' share some of their traits.]

[holeinwall]

[ Give it time. Monika may be playing the perfect pet owner right now, but there have been many, many moments where she's had screaming matches with Stampy. Full on tantrums, too. Objects may have been broken and thrown, as well as some thinly-veiled threats to get one of her friends to make rabbit stew. And now that Soundwave's back, if that rabbit gets even one more ounce of attention from him than she does, she's going to be a terror. Subtly! He can't know she's the type to get jealous of an innocent bunny.

Her eyes narrow at the cheek rubs. Yeah, so innocent. An innocent little asshole that chewed up one of her favorite books--!

Wait. ]

You let her get in you? What the heck! That's not fair!

[ Now it's fucking on. That rabbit stole an (impossible) opportunity that solely belonged to her! Stampy must pay for their crimes! And so must he for implying she's chaotic. He gets one scoff after another, followed by a small shove. ]

And you're nice in the meanest ways possible! [ Grumbling, she rubs at her cheek. ] And! And! I'm not chaotic! If I ever am, it's probably because of you!

[ Anyway, time for her to be chaotic, as expected. ]

Get up here! I want to get inside of you right now!

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Ah, Monika's back to her nonsense again... If there's anything to be said here, she's doing a great job of turning his attention to her and away from Stampy. Though it's mostly because of her silly antics rather than her being cute like Stampy naturally is.

He can't say that he expects her to be jealous of their bunny being inside him, of all things. For once, he looks surprise. He doesn't even know how that's unfair, and it's not she ever asked to be inside him before. Sure, she wrote that poem about riding him and taking up the sky while he's a car.... That's different. It's not a blanket permission for her to get inside him.

He goes back to giving her his lineface, and that shove barely even phase him. There's really only one question in his mind.]

........ Why? All I did was let her stay inside me in my alt mode while I try to figure out what I wanted to do with her.

[And be his emotional support pet to cry on after he left Monika. She doesn't need to know that.]

I doubt it'll be interesting when there is no road for me to drive on.

[holeinwall]

[ That gives her pause. Perhaps him being in his alt mode while the crime occurred made this affront to her acceptable. They couldn't cuddle nearly as well that way, and there's not much of a chance that the little rascal could be close to his chest. Plus, it's kind of funny to imagine how he may have reacted if he got rabbit poop in him. ]

Hmm. I see.

[ That was a good plan, she has to admit. She would've loved to have an easy way to restrain Stampy whenever she cried on her. He doesn't need to know that, though. ]

...Which is why I want to go in here! [ She pokes between his boobs to helpfully demonstrate where she means. ] Let me into your secret compartment!

[ Stampy is rewarded with a quick smirk after she makes that dumb demand. Beat that! ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Oh, the little critter is jealous of Monika alright. To have taken Soundwave's attention from her and steal the spot closest to his spark. She clucks in envious anger and-- Nah, in reality she just tilts her head innocently, not understanding what's going on, before just hopping around and playing with her toys in the pen, doing whatever bunny typically does.

Meanwhile, Soundwave is once again surprise when she revealed she wanted to be inside... His chest? He blinks rapidly at Monika, the gears in his head turning as if to make sure he heard her right. Once the surprise washes away, he somehow manages a harder lineface than before.]

You can't fit in there.

[He may be big, but his chest compartment space isn't that big anymore given his new size in the resort! Although he has a feeling that Monika isn't going to give up on this foolish antic, so he'll immediately give in just so they can get over this.]

Whatever, fine. Go see me. I'm at the usual place. [Parking garage, duh.] You'll see for yourself if you can fit inside.

[holeinwall]

[ She can't do something? That just means she can! She lets out a haughty laugh, already convinced she'll prove him wrong. ]

I'm totally going to fit inside! Then I'll be the closest I've ever been to you!

[ Okay, a) why would she want that, when she's so insistent on the whole "I'm in love with someone else, do not interact" thing, and b) is she stupid? She's seen the compartment and gotten an idea of how big it is. Does she plan to pretzel herself inside of him?

Yes! Of course she does! Anything to win an imaginary battle over a rabbit that's living her best life. Smirking openly now, she flips her ponytail...and showers the floor with sand. Oh, right. That. ]

Well. Er. I'll be down there soon! You can feed Stampy while I take care of all the sand you got on me. Her veggies are in the fridge. [ Her eyes narrow at Stampy, then she huffs. ] Just don't have too much fun without me! I'm keeping an eye on you!

[ How...? Best not to question it.

Soundwave is the next recipient of her suspicious looks that make zero sense, then she flips her ponytail again and storms off to get cleaned up. Soon enough, he'll have a guest at his fabled spot in the garage...and one in his chest! Ha! ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

Nice going, Monika.

[Yeah, no. He's never not going to take the opportunity to be snarky at her, especially when she did something as dumb as getting sand everywhere on the floor. Well, at least it's her own suite and not his temporary one. So, he can't be mad.

Aside from that... What she said earlier.

Why, indeed. After she made her boundaries clear to him, now she's breaking them herself. Hell, she broke it before when she suddenly kissed him when they were on the beach. Monika leaves his confused. Does she want him? Or does she not want him? While he would like the former to be true, he also doesn't want to ruin their friendship like they did previously. But then again, aside from the quick peck to her cheek, Monika has been the one to initiate things.

Also, she has to be stupid. That's undeniable. Even if she has never seen the inside of his chest compartment, she should know his chest size isn't big enough for someone of Monika's size. Unless she has the ability to twist herself into a pretzel.

Soundwave simply watches her leave. What's with that suspicious she gave to him and Stampy. He looks back down at the energetic Stampy and shrugs his shoulders.]

She's a silly girl. Isn't she, Stampy?

[He feels like he's said something similar to Stampy before.... Yeah. As much as he likes to be close to her, he's really not sure how feasible that'll be in the long run, given how Monika acted before like he was at fault for being receptive to her. Sooner or later, they'll need to talk about this. For now though, he'll just focus on playing with Stampy.

Whenever Monika is done taking care of the sand in her hair, she'll find his avatar inside the pen with Stampy on his laps, feeding her veggies. Before Monika gets to make a noise, he's already turning his face towards her.]

Done cleaning? Do you want me to accompany you? Or, are you fine with going down to the parking garage on your own?

[holeinwall]

[ Snark at her with no consequences? Hell no! She throws a middle finger over her shoulder just before disappearing from view. And if he expected her to do some self-reflection about her hypocrisy in the shower? Double hell no! She's so not going to think about anything weird she's done and is doing and will do!

Karma works quickly, of course, because once she reemerges later, she very obviously jerks in surprise when he addresses her long before she can begin to address him. She hisses in annoyance, flipping her typical "it'd take too long to do my hair otherwise" braid. ]

Stop doing that! Jeez!

[ He hasn't been this bad about being creepy with his abilities in the past! Don't start it up now just to annoy her! ]

I can go by myself! [ Even if they're both getting those suspicious stares again. In the pen, Soundwave? Really? Right in front of Stampy's salad? ] Stampy does better when someone's around while she's eating, anyway.

[ Such a snooty little menace. Monika grumbles, then continues breezing past the two of them. She's a woman on a mission! Her jealousy has to be put aside for the time being, because it's more important to prove a point. So, after one final hmph!, she heads out, leaving his avatar to give all the affection she deserves to an ungrateful rabbit.

A short time later, because she spent half the journey actually running to him, she's unnecessarily knocking on his real body in the parking garage. She knows she doesn't need to do it, but it always makes her feel better whenever she does. ]

Open up! And don't focus too much attention on Stampy while I'm here!

[ She's so confusing. ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Wow, he's surprised that Monika actually going by herself. He would've thought that she wants him to follow her since Stampy is apparently stealing his attention away. At least that's what he's guessing what's going on given her behavior right now. Primus, she's so confusing. Before Monika leaves her suite, though--]

Stampy says bye.

[And if Monika looks back, she'll be treated with the sight of Soundwave carrying Stampy in his hands and waving her tiny limb goodbye. With Monika gone, he continues to give Stampy some deserved attention and veggies. It's not like Monika knows he can give her so many headpats and cheek rubs. While he is already missing Monika's presence, he can at least enjoy this short respite and quiet.

Or not. She got here faster than he anticipated. Though her knocking on him gets his usual grumble.]

You got her rather quick.

[Monika, please.... He can literally hear your footsteps coming towards him. There was absolutely zero reason for her to be knocking on his body. Regardless, his engine rumbles as a signal for her to take a step back so he could transform. The transformation process is almost instantaneous as usual, and she'll get her giant alien mech standing tall in front of her, hands on his hips.]

You confused me, Monika.

[Yeah, he's just going to straight up say it now, honestly.

Whatever, he knows what she's here for. With a sigh out of his vents, the locked on his chest compartments opens. What wonders and secret will his secret chest compartment contained? Slowly, as if to build up anticipation, he pushes the door down and reveals... nothing. Absolutely nothing inside but an empty space that no human sized being can reasonable squeezed inside.]

So? Do you think you can fit inside me now?

[At most Monika can reasonably sit on the on the door, or awkwardly lay down and rest her head on his chest.]

[holeinwall]

[ She waves off his commentary on her speediness. And he wonders why she gets so annoyed. Not only does he say things like that, he was rubbing all that attention Stampy's getting in her face. How dare he! And to make her dumb paw wave on top of it! That's her lap! He should be making her wave goodbye! Not that she has any clue who she'd be waving to, but it's the principle of it all!

Her arms are crossed as she steps back to give him room. And no, she's not pouting a little. ]

Don't do things that confuse you, then!

[ She'll focus on the important things, however, and put aside her righteous anger. As he begins to open up the big prize she's seeking, one of her feet taps impatiently. She doesn't want anticipation! She wants to be inside him!

...And it's way smaller than she thought. The glimpses she got in the past weren't enough to judge how big his compartment was. For a brief moment, she looks as if she's reconsidering her stupidity, but it passes. She's no quitter. He won't win!

So there she goes, working to climb up Mount Soundwave. Asking him to lift her up would make her look weak or something. ]

Of course I can fit in there! Watch me!

[ This is a hole made just for her! ]

[peacewithouttyranny]

[Oh, wait.... Oh. She's actually climbing him. Alright, okay. How silly of him to believe that Monika would finally see reason upon seeing the small compartment. To think that she's smarter girl than that! But she wants him to watch, then he shall do that.

He won't stop her. In fact, he's curious to see just what exactly she's going to do to fit herself in him.

Although... Instead of asking him to lift her up or have him kneel down, she chose to do something potentially stupid instead. Not that he entirely doubts her climbing abilities, but... No, better keep Monika safe from injuring herself. His hand hovers over her back, just in case she might slip. See, he isn't touching her or anything, so he's technically not helping with the climb.]

Can't wait to be inside me, are you?

[Wow, he actually made a joke. A dirty joke, but still a joke...]