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TDM 04



【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
Due to a high volume of check-ins, temporary accommodations have been made on our brand new beachfront for new guests. We will endeavor to have all guests moved into their reserved rooms as soon as possible. We apologize for any inconvenience. Affected guests may convene with the nearest lifeguard or reception for a complimentary swimsuit, at their earliest convenience.
Please remember that beach-appropriate attire is mandatory. Guests found breaking dress code may be escorted off the beach until they return in proper swimwear. We hope you enjoy your stay, and have a beachy keen experience. 】


BEACHFRONT PROPERTY
A BRAND NEW DEVELOPMENT



As the resort moves into what it claims is summer, the days grow longer. The sun is projected well into the evening, the heat of its warmth dialed up to a level some guests complain is unreasonable. Then there’s the most excessive transformation of all – half the Cloud Dwelling Gardens have been transformed into a sparkling beach of white sands and blue waves, seemingly overnight. Statues nearby have been dressed up with wide hats and stylish sarongs. Upbeat music fills the air without any discernible source.
A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!
A section of the beach has been reserved for a collection of bungalows. These cute pastel homes open straight onto the sand, and are comparable in size and amenity to a rank 7 or 8 suite. All screens within these bungalows are fixed to a channel that airs reruns of Boobwatch around the clock, a classic TV series about blue-footed boobys running in slow-motion across the beach. Staff and long-standing guests all agree — there’s no better summer programming than this!
FUN IN THE SUN
DON'T FORGET TO OIL UP



What’s a beach without fun and games? Dreadfully boring! That’s why all of the beach classics have been expertly set up by staff, including strip volleyball nets, giant boob-shaped beach balls, and plenty of floaties for use in the shallower areas of the temporary ocean. A row of parasols with paired lounge chairs underneath them are placed in some prime viewing areas for festivities. Any time you get thirsty, there’s always a cooler full of canned drinks conveniently nearby, courtesy of Cock-a-Doodle-Doo’s. Sometimes you can hear the staff whispering to each other, “What if it’s too perfect? We won’t be able to deal with the ratings dip once the beach ends!”
Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.
Seashells have been arbitrarily scattered along the shoreline, coming in both natural shapes and ones a little more... erotic. The sexiest ones of all are conch shells that let you hear the moans of another guest when held up to your ear; supposedly, if you hook up with the person on the other end of the shell, you’ll be extra lucky in the casino for the rest of the summer. All in all, it’s a carefully tailored creation that can be called nothing short of paradise.
NOTES
▶ All new arrivals have been issued four food and four clothing vouchers. These vouchers are as good as money around the resort. The staff will strongly insist on characters picking out "summery" attire with it, though.
▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.
▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!
▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.
▶ Existing characters may be booted into the bungalows or locked out of their room against their will. We leave it up to player discretion if this happens and the degree to which they're removed from their normal suite.
▶ For the Daydream Parasols, wildcards may be afflicted by whichever suit their player prefers for the duration of the dream. This will have no bearing on their suit selection when applying, and suit effects should not manifest once back in the waking world. It's just a dream, after all!
▶ The dreamscape has no explicit time limit, so feel free to make them as long or as short as desired. Dreams should also be sexy first and foremost. While you can include your mom dying in the background if you'd like, you have to be horny about it too.


TWINKLING CURRENTS
THE PARTY NEVER STOPS



As the sun sets in a cascade of colors over the water, lamps are lit and floating lights surface from the depths. Stars twinkle in the sky, and Steve is finally released from his smoky shackles. Though the daytime amenities have gone to sleep, the night promises its own set of beachy wonders sure to please even the most distinguished of vacationers.
Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.
Flyers posted in the lobby and in the hallways promise of a bar ran by the most enchanting mermaids you could ever want to fuck, as well as a fireworks show in every color, including ones you’ve never heard of. With the seagulls gone to bed, peace settles across the sands, tinted blue, yellow, and pink from the myriad of lights. For those seeking a more subdued, romantic air — this is the beach for you.
SANDY SCAVENGING
A GAME OF BEACHES



It wouldn't be the Golden Peacock without a game for guests to play! All guests that wander into the beach area may find themselves receiving one of two Watch messages. Some very special guests may even receive both challenges — or continuously receive a new challenge when the last 24 hours is up. The resort just wants you to have the most fun possible!
NOTES
▶ All effects from the swim-up bar last around 2-3 hours, but may be extended by having another drink.


INTO THE DEPTHS
IT'S HIGH TIDE WE GET OUT OF HERE



Though the beach experience is perfect on the surface, things are less elegant behind the scenes. Wave-making machines pulse and rattle down below, shaking the ceiling of the basement suites. Water leaks from pipes, streaking across walls and pooling on the uneven floors. The maintenance levels are abuzz with staff setting out buckets and pans, shooing lost guests away with a heightened level of urgency. Someone got a little too enthusiastic with mopping, they claim. Nothing to worry about at all!
Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.
Even the ocean itself isn’t without its issues. Despite appearing as a boundless expanse from the shore, the walls of the Golden Peacock are a very real factor. To avoid any undue damage to the screens that comprise the sky, the sea stops abruptly before it reaches them, cascading into a waterfall all the way down to the depths of the resort. Gentle currents become swirling vortexes and choppy waves, sure to pull down any guests that aren’t careful about where they swim. A few gull-guards patrol the line of buoys that mark the end of the safe swimming area, but the primary line of defense the resort relies on is the utter disinterest most of its guests have.
NOTES
▶ Any amount of standing water is a valid target for a character’s resurfacing, even something as minor as a glass of water. For situations where a character would not actively fit into the source of their arrival, they will be violently flung out of it, knocking over or spilling it in the process if that’s possible.
▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.
▶ As always, players are free to control the level to which their individual characters are affected, and being flooded out of their space is not mandatory.

OOC NOTES
▶ BLANKET CW: alcohol; altered states; aphrodisiacs; breeding urge; delusions; forced clotheswearing; hallucinations; harassment and bullying; jealousy; thalassophobia; transformation; unreality
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. The house is still observing and deciding. As rank and suits are assigned upon acceptance your character's suit will not manifest until they are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's June event. The beach will ICly be present from June 15th - June 30th.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort! There are recent additions to the locations page as well, for those who have yet to see them!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
▶ Don't forget your sunscreen! We'd hate for any chicken wings to come out burnt.
furina de fontaine | genshin impact
ii. swim up to the bar.
iii. scavenger hunt (sfw).
iv. fireworks.
v. wildcard.
I.
And if the lifeguards are going to get handsy, Wriothesley was definitely going to return the favor. It's why he grabs one of them, raising them into the air with one hand.] You better go back to doing your jobs if you know what's good for you.
[He tosses the lifeguard down into the sand, watching how the group of the muscleheads immediately scramble away with their egos bruised. He hasn't turned back to Furina yet, making sure the group that had attacked her aren't in sight anymore.
Wriothesley is dressed down in a simple pair of black swim shorts and his arms are wrapped in black wraps. His Vision is attached on a rope and tied around the waistband of his shorts. The usually shorthaired warden currently had a long messy mane that was tied into a loose ponytail.]
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the return of sunshine into her eyes is the first sign that her overly adoring fans have vacated the premises, with the second sign being an oddly famililar voice that rolls across the beach. she sniffs, rolling up onto her knees. she's obviously spent too much time in the sun, because there's no possible way that voice could belong to who she thinks it does. haha, no way.
except she opens her eyes. stares. takes in that familiar salt-and-pepper hair (except wait, it's long? long enough to tie back???), the cryo vision that hangs off his shorts, that solid build needed to run a place like the fortress of meropide. nope, that's definitely— ]
Wriothesley?
[ it's a squawk comparable to the ones let out by the gulls on the beach and she's quick to scramble to her feet, free hand furiously wiping at the drying tears on her cheeks. ugh, of all the people to have caught her in such a comprimising position. how humiliating. ]
Ugh..... [ well, whatever. she fights for her composure, trying to inject a healthy dose of confidence and conceit into her voice. ] So they managed to bring even you here. Who else am I going to see next? Navia? Neuvillette?
[ what's in her other hand? a plastic container with a slice of cake inside, now somewhat crushed. some things never change. ]
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Furina?
[And the man looks like he's seen a ghost. To some extent, he has. This is not the first time he's seen Furina before, but her unfamiliarity to the resort has him hesitate on how he wants to handle this.
He shoves those feelings away quickly though and he moves to help her back to her feet. A steady hand on her arm as he rights her up and starts to dust sand off her. His gaze was...soft? There was something in the way he looked at her that made it just obvious that the smile he gives her is not quite genuine. Or at least, there is a tinge of sadness that lingers.] Hah... Who knows, actually. [He does. He knows.]
Actually...I've been here for half a year now. It sounds like you've just arrived though?
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[ her recent composure flies out the window as her voice descends back into a graceless squawk, that last word pitching up so high it's almost inaudible. ]
But that's—
[ impossible is what she wants to say, but after everything that's happened, the flood of fontaine followed by focalors' final judgement, is the disappearance of a single man truly so impossible? it's not as though she keeps tabs on him, more than happy to let neuvillette and the rest of the palais handle any correspondence with the fortress of meropide. she'd had better things to worry about than a bunch of convicts and afterwards.....well, she'd had a lot of self-reflection to do.
still has a lot of self-reflection to do.
she chews her lip, uncertain of how to proceed. her dealings with wriothesley have been few and far between, limited largely to the occasional gift of tea sent her way. (all very good tea, to be fair.) but neuvillette had always vouched for the man, claimed him to be trustworthy, and she had always trusted neuvillette. in that case...she sighs, closing her eyes briefly. ]
That's right. I find myself one of the newest arrivals to this [ what was it again, she wracks her brains for the name ] Golden Peacock, though I assure you that had I been allowed to book my own vacation, I never would have chosen some place as [ ... ] off-color as this. But! Since I'm already here and expected to stay, and since you've been here for quite some time now it seems, I'm sure you wouldn't mind taking some time out of your busy schedule to show me around the place?
[ a tour of.....a sex resort. great. why doesn't she just let the sand swallow her whole instead. ]
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[ The Vision clasped to the bottom of Mona's swimsuit illuminates as she summons a surge of Hydro. It glimmers beneath the sunlight, droplets scattering around her feet upon its manifestation. And with a decisive wave of her hand, she sends thin slivers towards the offending gulls. They squawk in disbelief and quickly release poor Furina's tousled hair, flapping their arms and dispersing in displeasure.
In truth, she had made certain not to sharpen the water's edge. None of the gulls are seriously wounded, though they will sore. That is no one's fault but their own. ]
Are you alright? Take my hand.
[ Closing the distance between them, Mona crouches slightly and outstretches her arm. Her next words may come as surprising. ]
It is perhaps unfortunate you ended up here, Furina de Fontaine.
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You...you know me? [ wait, that isn't right. no, no, back up, try again. she clears her throat, waves one hand grandly. ] I-I mean, of course you know who I am. Who hasn't heard of the great Furina de Fontaine, the Hydro Archon, beloved both on the stage and off?
[ well. ex-hydro archon now, technically, but no sense in belaboring that point. in any case, don't mind if she takes hold of that offered hand and pulls herself back to her feet, dusting off her shirt and shorts. ]
Unfortunately, I've granted so many audiences and met with so many adoring fans over the years that I find I can't quite place your face. If you wouldn't mind refreshing my memory, Miss....?
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[ Now that Furina has regained her balance, Mona releases that small hand of hers and instead reaches forward to gently flick away the sand in the other woman's hair.
Honestly, she never thought she'd get this close to the former Hydro Archon. Furina is just as flamboyant and charmingly boyish as newspapers claim. Her eyes are most curious, too, mismatched with unusual symbols for pupils. Perhaps that is why the gulls were drawn to her? Or it may've just been her inherent vulnerability; Furina is without the power of her Vision. ]
I am Mona Megistus, meaning the 'Great Astrologist Mona'. I write for the astrological column in The Steambird.
[ Her voice carries proudly, a stark difference from Furina's masking. ]
It is a pleasure.
every day i think about how mona popped in for 5 minutes during the fontaine aq
For The Steambird! That's right, I believe Charlotte's mentioned you a few times.
[ though charlotte mentions a lot of people, her connections both within and outside of fontaine far greater than the average individual could hope to attain. but, hang on, the astrological column...? ]
I've read your column. Remarkably well-written and informative, while still managing to be entertaining and engaging. No wonder Charlotte's only ever had good things to say about you, Miss Megistus.
[ for a moment, she forgets where she is and the all the troubles she'd just gone through. her expression glitters, happy to have something familiar to latch onto. ]
i cherished those five minutes like you wouldn't believe (bring her back)
II.
Obviously, something is wrong.]
Who? [While his body is being used as a meat-shield, he turns his head, casting a look around the area. No one appears in hot pursuit.] I don't see anyone. Are you stupid? Is this some trick?
[Okay, maybe he's feeling more prickly than necessary right now...]
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whatever miracle had saved sasuke from getting drink spilled on him before retracts its protection now, the visible lurch of her entire body backwards at that verbal slap to the face - stupid??? her?????????? - enough to tip her hand again. there goes more mango star, this time splashing onto one of sasuke's shoes. hopefully they're machine-washable. ]
I beg your pardon? [ YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!! ] Do you have any idea who you're speaking to right now? No, of course you don't, because if you did you wouldn't dare say something like that.
[ though even if he didn't know her, he shouldn't be saying something like that anyway????? doesn't he drink his respect women juice. :/ ]
But thankfully for you, I, Furina de Fontaine, have weighed your crimes and graciously found it in my heart to forgive you for saying such a crude and, might I add, factually untrue statement. Provided, of course, you reflect upon your actions and offer up a heartfelt apology for your slander, as well as vow to never do such a thing again.
[ she seems to have forgotten that there's supposed to be someone looking for her.... this would also be a lot more impressive if she wasn't, like. tiny and dressed in an oversized hoodie. ]
the way this escalated in 0.5 seconds
His first immediate thought is — this woman is loud. Perhaps less so in pitch than sheer volume of words, yapping away with an offense he doesn't see as justly earned.]
It doesn't matter who you are. This place didn't take that into consideration when it brought you here, either.
[Furina de Fontaine. A title, certainly, of esteem. A part of him also recognizes a familiarity with the language of de, but he hasn't progressed far enough in his studies of French to determine the connection right away. (He's still being taught to drink his women juice. 😔)]
... My 'crimes'? Control your ego for a moment and consider where you are. You approached me first. Were you not demanding my help? [Girl, you are so tiny. He could launch you across the beach.] And you just spilled your drink on my foot.
IV!
Until, that is, the sound of someone inhaling soda fills the air a little distance to his right, actually rivaling the fireworks overhead with its equally explosive gagging, and he looks over with a smooth turn of his head, still mid-sip himself.
Some people would run over and, like, administer the Heimlich or something, but hey. Sometimes people choking about dicks emblazoned across the sky is Just None Of His Business™.]
Impressively well-rendered, that one.
[That's probably the closest Furina is going to get to a "you're not dead over there, are you".]
Not to your taste, I gather?
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but, it's fine, it's fine. she hasn't lived 500+ years not to have figured out how to save herself from choking to death, one of the most basic skills known to mankind. just give her another second or ten and then....ah, there we go! right as rain. ignore the redness to her face and the ragged quality to her voice.
it's fine. ]
That's... [ she sneaks a peek at the sky. oh great, now it's a set of very bare, very full breasts. fantastic! (or is it fan-tits-tic—) ] Not without warning like that, no.
[ like, she's seen dicks before? some of the more steamy novels she's picked up have featured rather detailed illustrations on what happens when a man loves a woman. but usually the parts are like an appetizer and not the main course, so to speak, and certainly they've never been blown into such giant proportions before.
she sighs. ]
Though it seems like I'll need to find some way to [ ugh ] adjust my tastes if I'm truly meant to be staying here for an extended period of time.
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That said, while he's still trying to figure out what criteria exactly the resort is using in making its rank and suit determinations, he's at least willing to bet that "sitting around watching someone die right in front of him" probably doesn't do a lot to endear one to the resort, being as they are a lot more concerned with "little deaths" than the major ones. So for all that he's not helping, he's also not ignoring, either — and he relaxes subtly when she seems to get herself sorted on her own, content with the recognition that he's not actually going to have to go over there and intervene.
(Just wait for the butt fireworks, those will be fant-ass-tic.) ]
That does seem to be the state of things. With this much of an emphasis, I suspect they'll frown on anyone who doesn't get in line and play along.
[Because wouldn't it suck for poor Furina if she had to behave according to external expectations for an extended period of time, playing along for fear of nonspecific consequences! Wouldn't that be something, all right.]
But think of it this way. Projecting nonsense like that is an attempt to fluster you. Are you going to let them?
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Right now, he's just a tiny bit annoyed over being used as someone's shield, but she seems to be terrified of someone?
He looks up and scanns the area. Except, there's no one chasing after the young woman or heading towards this direction? Everyone seems to be minding their own business, drinking, and/or having fun.]
I am not seeing anyone... Are you imagining someone? Who is this 'she'?
[It would help if he has some description of sort!]
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[The small red bikini she wears doesn't really match the cold stare that comes down her nose at Furina. The young woman doesn't seem all that willing to part with her sunglasses, and yet she hasn't actually had the chance to deny the nervous performer either.
Instead her hand forms a flat plane with which she reaches out and, using a swift chopping motion, she brings the side of her palm down hard on Furina's head.]
Thief.
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[ it's more surprise than pain that prompts the small shriek, her eyes squeezing shut as she curls in on herself reflexively. looks like someone's still traumatized after her run-in with the gullguards earlier.... (also, excuse her?? her eyes are beautiful and unique, thank you very much! though now's probably not a good time to say as much, huh....) ]
I'm sorry! [ at least there's that. ] It's just, well, you know about the punishment for not finishing the scavenger hunt, right? I already had to put up with those awful lifeguards earlier, I really don't want to have to see them again.
[ also she really really really wants that dessert voucher.....her cake. she's going through withdrawal. ]
Please, I promise I'll help you with whatever you need.
[ ignoring the fact that she still needs two more pairs of sunglasses after this. it's fine. she'll cross that bridge when she gets there. ]
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Very well. If you allow me a portion of your winnings I will not only let you have what you want, but I'll also help you get it.
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[ Kleken himself though will slowly glance behind himself at the smaller woman taking shelter there then forward once more, making a show of slowly scanning the local scenery. ]
Oh no. It seems she did.
[ He has no idea who she's talking about, but that's not going to stop him from outright lying to her. ]
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is what she thinks, right up until mr. tall dark and handsome hits her with the pincer attack of both that easily dropped bomb and those wriggly tentacles now looking her dead in the eye.
furina shrieks, the last of her poor mango star chucked off to the side as she stumbles back and falls right onto her butt, a look of utter distress marring her face. ]
Please, you have to distract her while I get away from here, I'll promise I'll find a way to pay you back when this is over—
[ sometimes when you're desperate you say a whole lotta bullshit you aren't prepared to follow up on. ]
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[ The tentacles move quickly to catch the discarded drink before it hits the ground and managing to catch most of the contents along with it. Enough alcohol has already been wasted today, they can't stand by to see more of it gone! And though they could have moved fast enough to catch her as well, they weren't terribly inclined to after having been yelled at like that. ]
[ Kleken, however, has just gotten hold of something much more valuable to him than a cocktail. ]
[ An unspecified favor. ]
Oh, wonderful. Do sign this before going then.
[ When did he have a contract drafted up?? Either way, there's one being presented to Furina now, alongside a nice pen to use. Surely all trustworthy. ]
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Are you alright? Actually, keep coughing, that usually helps.
[She's choking on her drink rather than food, so she'll probably be fine? Still, Scott keeps nearby, one hand reaching to her shoulder as a show of support as she tries to recover. If needed, he'll do more.]
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though not for too much longer, the worst of the fizz dispersed from her windpipe after a couple of seconds, leaving the last few coughs lingering and drawn apart. the gentleman nearby seems to be kindly concerned, but some of the redness to her cheeks is definitely from embarrassment at making a spectacle of herself in public. ]
Yes, yes [ a cough ] just fine.
[ she waves one hand weakly in the air. see? completely and utterly fine! ]
Thank you for your concern, I was just [ caught unawares by a giant dick in the air?? ] expecting to see something else, that's all. The fireworks displays where I'm from are usually a bit more.....tasteful.
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Earlier he was upset about having BBQ sauce on his mouth--]
Would you like me to grab you a water? But... I understand your surprise. I'm just used to these sort of things by now. [He offers, a small smile to him as he shakes his head in some slight exasperation.]
I've been here for 6 months, so fireworks exploding in the shape of a penis is par for the course.
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