[She doesn't so much as waver as Jinx latches her legs onto her. The slender woman may as well weigh no more than a feather.]

Oh? If I sign your little butt...well, you'll need to show it to get your backstage pass. Are you okay with that?

[Shifting to hold Jinx with one hand, Elphelt reaches into her top with her other and--somehow from her fat tits--pulls out a pen. Magic, probably! Whether Jinx was joking or not, getting her ass signed is an actual possibility now.]

Maybe I should also include a "if found, return to owner" note if you want to keep doing the pet thing. You're about as cute as a puppy, so I wouldn't complain...

[Regardless, she will likely give Jinx snacks every time they see each other in the future.]