[ Is he really being questioned on whether or not he felt a slap on his ass loud enough to ring thruogh the air between them? Either this man is adept at playing innocent or there's really something else in the air.

....Both are possible, truthfully.

His lips thin as he considers the two options, the fingers around his glass tightening. (He really should set the rest down somewhere, there's a time and place for overimbibing but now sure isn't it.) ]

Surely you heard it? [ It was so loud, please. ] Though if it wasn't you, that would imply the presence of someone else here with us.

[ Hmm...Don't mind him as he stops to think, brows furrowing. An invisibility spell of some sort? But he's always had excellent hearing, and even if he hadn't seen proof surely he would have heard it in the echo of a soft footstep or a breath of laughter as the wrongdoer snuck past. Perhaps he ought to check with his handsome associate.

His eyes lift again, round and curious. ]

Did you notice anything strange as you were walking by?

[ Sorry if you were going anywhere Tyki, you've been roped into solving this mystery with him now. ]