[Hey, sometimes you need something fun and unsexy while stuck in a resort that wants you to always be sexy. These kind of moments might be on the rarer side and he'll take something like this to cut the potential tension out for a bit.]

Well, if they have their own bathrooms, I imagine that the soap would have little room to enjoy free movement. Perhaps the soap here have merely had too much taste of freedom. [The soap has eventually stopped bouncing around again and has ended up sliding across the floor until it hits Wriothesley's foot.

Now there are two bars of soap near his feet. He can barely use the first one, why is the second one cozying up to him???]