Alright then Let us go and explore and see what our more conservative options are.

[Better to get a lay of the land first. Then one can figure out how best to blend in with others. They passed several stores selling all kinds of things, from touristy to high-end fashion. He stood in front for a second and hummed. One of the shops even had a huge inflatable peacock floatie, glittery tails, and all. It was a shame that his legitimate brother wasn't here. He could imagine someone giving him that as a joke. Though the man did flaunt his arrogance and wealth much as his moniker did.]

This may be a bit out of our range. I think finding undergarments and fabric may be the cheapest option if we want something more suitable.