Oh, hell no. "Don't have any"?! Now that's a fuckin' insult. My tits are my best feature. Hang on a second.
[ he'd had every intention of keeping his hand on her knee just to be a pain in the ass (and also because she never said he had to move it), but there's no way he's taking the flat-chested comment laying down. it's true he is not endowed with the pillowy pecs of a guy built much bigger like his partner, who can and probably has torn particularly tight shirts by flexing too hard, but he takes great pride in his perky little puppies. i mean, he must, considering every single thing he wears is designed to flash his so-called cleavage. this t-shirt doesn't, though, and that's a problem.
but not for long, because Reno pulls the collar of the shirt up to his mouth, bites down, and then starts tearing. just to get it started, this shitty cotton neckline is thick, okay—but once he gets it to tear, he pulls it apart with both hands until, rrrrriiippp...
boom. cleavage. ]
There. Best learn some appreciation, you little shit.
[ YOU CAN'T CALL A DEAD GIRL A LITTLE SH—he just did catch him outside how bout that ]
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[ he'd had every intention of keeping his hand on her knee just to be a pain in the ass (and also because she never said he had to move it), but there's no way he's taking the flat-chested comment laying down. it's true he is not endowed with the pillowy pecs of a guy built much bigger like his partner, who can and probably has torn particularly tight shirts by flexing too hard, but he takes great pride in his perky little puppies. i mean, he must, considering every single thing he wears is designed to flash his so-called cleavage. this t-shirt doesn't, though, and that's a problem.
but not for long, because Reno pulls the collar of the shirt up to his mouth, bites down, and then starts tearing. just to get it started, this shitty cotton neckline is thick, okay—but once he gets it to tear, he pulls it apart with both hands until, rrrrriiippp...
boom. cleavage. ]
There. Best learn some appreciation, you little shit.
[ YOU CAN'T CALL A DEAD GIRL A LITTLE SH—he just did catch him outside how bout that ]