malpwactice: (💊 "you have the right to operate-)
Aak ([personal profile] malpwactice) wrote in [community profile] peacockstop 2023-12-23 12:29 am (UTC)

Oh, a real modern gal, huh? Equality!

[A this-for-that standard was actually a lot nicer than him assuming he would just need to treat her like a classy woman 24/7. It's nicer on his wallet.]

Let's see... I'd make sure to walk you home, even if it was a long ways and kind of annoying. Or if we crashed at your place, I'd be out the moment you said so.

[If he can't think of ways to sell his good traits, he can at very least be convenient. Plenty of guys were way too pushy anyways, once they got their foot in the door. What else was it that girls liked? He thinks about the girls he knows and... mastery of kung-fu? No, no, he doesn't even remotely have that.]

Oh! I could probably take something like this, [he traces his finger around the rim again] and make a bath soap version. That way clean up's a breeze and you'll smell nice the rest of the day.

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