[He does love a guy who is confident and they are confidently just looking him over. Hey, it makes sense. They're in a changing room and isn't the point of changing room to look at how clothes look on a person? Ignore that it's someone looking at clothes for themselves and not others. That isn't important right now.

Wriothesley is definitely giving Sylvain a good once over himself.]

Hmm, honestly there isn't a lot I would disagree to. [A beat.] Well I wouldn't let you cut my dick off. That's off the table. Sorry, I like it too much to give it up.

[Technically this is a serious answer, but it's such a ridiculous reply that it definitely had to be said in jest.]