[ a roll of the eyes, and Reno sticks his leg out to bump his knee into Aerith's. ]

You wanna sign an endless line of suitors up for a world of pain, sure, send them my way. I'll set 'em straight. Tell you what, though...

[ yeah let's not remember the day that big stupid dingus fell through the roof. either of them. particularly with regards to how it went for Reno. at least in this continuity, he only got his ass handed to him by Cloud, uh... you know... a handful of times. not at the church. if he ever finds out there's a reality where Cloud tried to take his head off with a sword, he'll—laugh, because that's hilarious actually. ]

The three of you ever do stop being "busy," let me know in advance so I can get a front row seat and I'll consider letting all the has-beens through without a test.

[ what, did you think he wasn't gonna be nasty about it? ]