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TDM 009
【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.
We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.
We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.
Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】
HONEYWAGONS
A STAR'S WELCOME
ACTOR RESUME
WELLA WARBLER
Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress
KINKS & FETISHES
• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm
SPECIAL SKILLS
• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku
COSTUME DEPARTMENT
GET INTO CHARACTER
GRAB A GIG
FIND YOUR BIG BREAK
LORD OF THE WINGS
AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY
【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.
Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.
The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.
All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】
STAR WARBLERS
A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA
【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.
They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?
They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.
By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】
SHORT FILMS
THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS
【 Ladies and Gentlemen!
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.
FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST
FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE
… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】
PREMIERE
YOUR BIG DEBUT
OOC NOTES
▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.
▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.
▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.
▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!
▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!
▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!
▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.
▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.
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well he could surely guess what the real answer here was. )
I made a mistake about complaining about not wanting to get a tan and I got shoved into being a gym instructor. I actually thought it might be a better choice so that's why I went with it but.....
well if you do end up watching my film, you'll see what I mean about them not getting my good angles....
( to reira, her face and beautiful hair were high value points. to the resort and the sleezy directors they had running around, her breasts bouncing all over the place as she worked out was the money shot worth filming and focusing on.
in fact they missed just how great her butt had looked in that outfit; but again she's not sharing that with him. )
Doesn't matter anyway, it's all just too silly to care about....I'm certainly not getting entertained too hard or let alone aroused by any of this.
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[He says in response to the thing about getting a tan.
That grimace she's wearing, though... It does make him morbidly curious. Somehow he doubts it was just the jumping-around-and-getting-sweaty part that she objected to. Given some of the things he saw on other sets and personally experienced on the Lord of the Wings one, he knows full well how her movie could have turned out; what kind of "performance" they may have expected from her.
Still, she says the whole thing was "too silly to care about," so whatever indignities she suffered don't seem to have scarred her, anyway.]
I know exactly what you mean.
[And he leaves it at that. He won't pry! Instead, he casts his hand around in the swag bag for something to eat, while proposing a new and exciting idea.]
That's why I think we'd be better off making our own movie. Not the direct-to-video kind, but something like a concert film. That'd be fun, wouldn't it?
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( something like that took effort and she was above all things, someone who relied on others so much, she allowed others back home to make those commands and requests for her. being here in this strange resort was forcing her to become more independent and to learn how to ask for things for herself— and undo the years of coddling she had back there. it wasn't like she wasn't listening, in fact she was working very hard to do more things for herself and learn how to ask without expecting people to read her mind.
so while it seemed like silly banter between the two, she was making mental notes to start doing those things and taking all the advice given to her. after all this was a girl who ran around in sexy costumes for the first month she was here because she didn't realize she could or had to go shopping for normal clothes. )
I guess I should start doing it, especially since I've been behaving and complying with this place~♡
( but as she said that, there was a twinge of nervousness that crossed her expression as she remembered the warnings hiyori gave her. she wasn't nerve-wrecked or afraid to have sex with others; sure she preferred to do it with people she knew and had come to care for, but as someone who went out of her way to hire a sex worker back home, she had no hang-ups about the act itself. what terrified her was facing punishment and being forced to suffer, after all she had been coddled and sheltered all of her life and outside of her own personal hardships during childhood, things had gone smoothly.
being forced to be stripped naked and punished before people who had come to like her, possibly twisting their view on her? now that was a terrifying thought. )
Oh?
( for now though she's quite grateful for the distraction. )
With this going on I missed the window to put the concert on didn't I? But I've recruited new people for our efforts. Are you saying we should record our concert and broadcast it? I've gotten better at asking the staff for stuff, if I lie and say our music is an aphrodisiac, I'm sure they'll set up a whole production just to film us!
sorry for the delay... again...
[He looks at her curiously, an easy smile on his lips and a lack of judgment in his voice. There are all sorts of reasons someone might be uncomfortable bossing the staff around. They might be too shy or too gentle, for one. Though as a popular music star, you'd think she'd be used to ordering assistants and managers and the like. Perhaps it's due to the rank system; she earned her success back home, but here they're treated like trash or royalty based on their arbitrary "card" assignment. And that feels wrong, doesn't it?
But she might as well take advantage. Queen or no, she's still a prisoner here, and she has the right to make life more bearable for herself. That's his opinion anyway, and it seems she comes around to the same viewpoint eventually, saying she'll start doing it. So far, she says, she's been compliant. A well-behaved girl. Which means the opposite of what it would for a celebrity back home; it means playing the 52 game, right?
That's none of his business. He certainly won't discourage her. But he does say, casually:]
I'm not saying you should act too wild, but it never hurts to give them some trouble. Pretty-faced stars like us can get away with a lot~♪
[And they deserve all that and more. The House does, that is. They're lucky their unwilling guests don't cause more trouble...
Ah, but he catches that twinge in her expression, and he recalls their other conversation. That's why she's worried about stepping a toe out of line, isn't it? It's nothing to feel guilty about—he's just the messenger. He warned her because she asked and he didn't want to hide things. But he feels his heart sink, anyway. For someone whose job is to spread cheer, he frequently finds himself doing the opposite.
Which is why he hopes his concert talk will distract her. And if that fails, then perhaps something from the bag!
... though not the suspiciously-shaped thing his hand just grazed. For now he'll pass on over that thing.]
You haven't missed any window. We've got nothing but time here. And with summer coming up, we could always do a summer concert, like the mini one I gave on the beach last year. Broadcast or no broadcast, that might be just the thing we need to lift everyone's spirits~♪
[And then he withdraws the box of chocolates from the goodie bag, sliding off the lid and then holding it out to her.]
Want one? I was worried they'd be spiked, but I've seen other people eating them and no one seems to be acting like dogs in heat yet.
[Yet. With the toys in the goodie bag and the challenge, give it time!]
you're so good, I'm technically on hiatus anyways ♡
( it was more like she just expected things to happen without having to actually ask for it. still she's not going to correct him beyond just that subtle little comment as he went on to explain things for her. )
But you might be right, a while back I accidentally knocked over a table of perfumes and no bill was sent to me, not even a reprimand!
( despite that idle little faulter in her gaze, it never did suit reira to linger in those kinds of dark thoughts, fears, and emotions for very long. instead of sulking in that stress his revelations brought about, she had indirectly focused on helping those around her or simply reflecting on the time she had spent here and how she could avoid consuming tainted food. it wasn't that she actually had any qualms about taking aphrodisiacs, but there was a difference between willingly consuming them and unwittingly being aroused and sleeping with the first person she saw because of them.
still as he shifted the conversation onto the concert, she took full advantage to discuss that. anything to take her mind off their predicament, to help her forget they were in a resort hell bent on making them all play the game by any means. )
Well—
( that's what she thought before remembering any of them could turn into statues at any given time. she won't bring it up though, instead she simply smiled at him and nodded as if she agreed. )
I really hope so, I've been working really hard to get all the instruments we might need for this little endeavor. I've actually began to write a few things but we can perform anything you write too, you know? This is just as much my project as it is yours with all the help you've given me.
( really she'd be lost without him— but in the meantime she reached for the chocolate without thinking about it being spiked and ate it rather quickly. )
Thank you, if I do end up acting like one, promise you'll forgive me?
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[A low-rank surely would've been reprimanded and made to pay up. But there's no reason for her to feel badly about that when it's not her fault.
He leans closer, still ignoring the goings-on onscreen (it's cut away from the laser duel to some other poor actor running away screaming from one of the fuck machine "torture bots"), eyes sparking with interest as she talks about the concert.]
Sounds like you've been hard at work recruiting musicians!
[If she's already having trouble finding instruments for all of them.]
That, or everyone wanted to work with you because of your natural charm...♪ Is one of the musicians Till-kun, by any chance?
[He tried to send Till in Reira's direction at one point. The boy was understandably awkward about approaching a stranger for help obtaining a guitar, though. As for the product of writing a song...]
I don't know much about composing, unfortunately. But if you'd like help writing lyrics, then I could contribute there. I don't do that too often either, but when I do, I have fun!
[He blinks at her response to the chocolate thing and then smiles laughs, plucking one out of the box for himself.]
Yep, I promise! Or rather, I'm the one who offered, so I'll take full responsibility!
[Just what does that entail...? Who knows.]
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( and eventually they did, far later on down the line of course. for now though she simply found herself moving closer to hiyori, trying her best to keep all thoughts and emotions light for now, nodding at his offer for more help and genuinely feeling useful for once. it was strange how it took being brought to a resort with such a heavy focus on sex for her to finally make friends outside of her band, to make connections and find purpose for herself.
even if hiyori had brought the dark parts of this place into her mind, it was best to just ignore it for now and focus on the good. even if such blind willingness brought about negative consequences to reira— such as consuming the chocolate without any kind of hesitation, knowing full well that it could have been laced with aphrodisiacs, slow acting or not. )
I wanted you to write at least one of the songs actually, I mean you've been helping me so much with this....with everything, it's the least I can do for you.
( aside from complaining to the staff on his behalf but for now that's what she was focusing on before she turned towards the screen and got closer to him, even wrapping an arm around his. )
Sucks about the film though, at least you have a cute butt?
( a compliment of sorts, not that she was really paying attention; at least not right now. however as the decadent sweet she consumed worked its way through her system, she found herself slowly starting to pay more and more attention to the screen, a light blush fluttering against her face as time went on. )
So....you said you had a partner here right?
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[Songwriting is effort. He's truthfully not that experienced. And part of him is worried how his song will turn out. Unlike at home, he's experienced real romance here and mutual requited love, which could fuel his songwriting. But he's also felt lots of despair. More than he ever would have back home. Facing the possibility that there's no way out—that he'll turn to stone, and that Rinne and Leo may never come back from being statues themselves—has been hard on him. It's really because of his partner and his friends that he hasn't given into despair completely.
And, well. Speaking of his partner.
First she tells him he has a cute butt! Which isn't one of the usual compliments he receives, but he does say...]
Right, every part of me is cute! ♪
[... and decide to roll with it. There's no point getting offended.
Or embarrassed, since the focus on his butt is over (for now). Instead the camera is showcasing another actor's humiliation, as one of the palm warblers gets cornered by one of those torture bots. Strapped to a chair inside the ship's torture chamber, his eyes widen with horny horror as the bot sprays him with a Clothes-Dissolving Mist, which does exactly what it says it does. Now vulnerable, he can only tremble as the bot approaches, a dildo strapped to one robotic hand and a pussy pocket brandished in the other.
This is about the part where Hiyori should get up and leave. It's not like he wants to watch this unpleasant scene play out, which would normally fill him with disgust. But he's starting to feel... different.
Is it getting hot in this movie theater?
He looks away from the screen and at Reira when she asks that question about his partner. A normal, perfectly innocent question, but there's something a little off about her tone. She sounds sort of... well... woozy. Looks it, too. Maybe she was daydrinking in her suite before she came here? He remembers how she went straight for the whiskey last time!
Or maybe she's just embarrassed by what's happening onscreen. That would be understandable.]
That I do! My beloved partner from home. He's still a bit clumsy, but he's a hard-working good boy.
[His voice is its usual cheerful chirp, but it sounds a tad higher and ever-so-slightly strained compared to usual. He still feels a bit hot, what's happening onscreen is just obscene, and the vibe right now feels very... well...]
Sorry about the turn that took.
[He says, talking about the film. Surely that's the only source of weirdness here.]
If you need me to hide your eyes from what's onscreen, just say the word and I'll do it. You can also look at my face instead!
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A gift for me? You don't have to do anything for someone like me but if I had to pick a theme....perhaps new friendship to welcome our guests properly.
( and in a display rarely seen by hiyori who wasn't constantly by reira's side to see it, she shyly began to rub her arm, a soft blush creeping on her face. it was becoming far more and more clear that the effects of the chocolate were slowly starting to seep deep within her but it also seemed to induce a sort of mental block.
his idle warning about it from before felt so far away from her now, a hazy little vision about how what she was feeling could be the result of such food. yet she kept her focus on the screen, only growing more antsy as time went on, her thighs pressing against each other as a small amount of wetness seemed to grow between them. was this...what was happening to her? she couldn't possibly be aroused by what was on screen, could she?
yet as he spoke and offered such an escape from such views, she immediately turned her face towards him and stared at him gently before speaking out— )
Oh that's good and um....your face...
( 'was he always this cute?', she thought. she wasn't the kind of woman to have qualms about sleeping with someone taken, and much less someone so youthful looking as hiyori but wasn't he her precious friend? why was she suddenly so attracted to him?
it was hard to say but in between a small trickle of nervous sweat that seemed to trail down the side of her face, and her ever growing arousal, reira finally spoke up, the words escaping her mindlessly. )
You have a really cute face, I could stare at it forever instead of the film....your lips....they look really soft too.
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Don't say that. You deserve a song as much as anyone. In fact, some might say you deserve one more than most people, since you dedicate so much of your time to singing other people songs. That's what we call "give and take"~♪
[But now onto her idea. He smiles and says,]
Anyway, "the power of friendship," huh? Works for me! It sounds like a nice change of pace, since that's not the sort of dynamic that typically gets valued around here. Which just makes me want to cherish my friends more, since I've got a rebellious spirit! ♪
[Yep, let's hear it for normal friendship within the sex resort!
... for normal ...... friendship.
Hiyori does have a partner here. They were fully monogamous and mostly still are, but have been making some more efforts to collect other cards. Usually through indirect methods or by inviting a third person to join. Since he's always had his partner, Hiyori never got used to the sort of friendships other people have here: the kind where you help each other with your suits. Where that, too, is an expression of "friendship."
He's not stupid. It's obvious what she wants, even before she opens her mouth and makes herself abundantly clear. Girls have always looked at him like that. Maybe not that openly desirous, but...
It'd be easier if he wasn't feeling it himself. If heat didn't suffuse his cheeks and pool low in his groin when she makes her desires known. He hasn't been with a girl in a long time, but she is pretty. Appreciative of his beauty, which he likes (because he's a narcissist). A dazzling celebrity woman, and a perfect fit for him by any means.
Still. This sort of environment? A movie theater, while some vulgar nonsense plays out onscreen? And anyway, she's been drugged, hasn't he? She's not in her right mind. Which is his fault, really, since he told her the chocolates should probably be safe. His head feels hot and hazy, since he too is feeling the effects, and it's hard for him to figure out what to do.
Meanwhile, the Torture Bot spouts some ridiculous lines. "Taste my dildo of death!" This is followed by screaming. Pained or pleasured?? Who knows. Of course he hates everything he's hearing. But it also gives him an idea: a crass and sort of rude one, but an idea nevertheless. Desperate times call for desperate measures!]
Right, right? I get that all the time! And you must too, since you're sooo cute~♪
[If his voice sounds a little loopy, well, so be it. The noises onscreen continue, so she might not hear it as he reaches back into the goodie bag and rummages until he finds the item he was looking for: a vibrating dildo, pink like her hair. He passes it over like it's just another treat.]
Here. You seem like you need this more than I do, so...