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【 Thank you for choosing the Golden Peacock, 5-star resort and casino. You are currently registered as a WILDCARD in our system.

We are pleased to announce that several films have begun production in the resort! All guests are encouraged to participate as actors and crew during this time. Two highly anticipated blockbusters are part of the filming block and will have an opening night premiere at the newly renovated Hatchbox Theater.

We would also like to extend a gentle warning to all actors. New tabloids and journalists have snuck into the Peacock alongside production, so please be cautious of aggressive reporters. We would hate to see our beloved guests embroiled in public scandal.

Please look forward to your debut on the silver screen and all of the new artistic content soon available for your viewing pleasure! 】

HONEYWAGONS

A STAR'S WELCOME

WELCOME TO THE LOT

► All of these new stars are being welcomed to the Peacock in style. The Nest, the resort's premier massive shopping complex, is now lined with dozens upon dozens of trailers, each with a glittering gold star on the door. While unassuming on the outside, the inside of these honeywagons are pockets of luxury in tiny square footage. The catch? Why, characters are stuffed up to 4 in a trailer, of course. We're sure you'll figure something out.

► Characters still wake up naked save for a robe, as is standard for the Golden Peacock. This round’s robes are a mixed bag of gaudy glitz and old money velvet, reflecting the dual faces of Hollywood. Whether you're sporting some classic luxury with a pipe or draped in cheetah faux fur, these robes are skimpy, potentially giving a raunchy photoshoot to those pesky paparazzi!

► Existing characters are welcome to take up residence in any empty slots in these honeywagons. Just because you're not the newest ingenue on the block doesn't mean you're forgotten. Besides, we need you experienced actors close to set for quick costume changes and touch-ups. No need to ask to be moved! It’s all taken care of already.

HIRED HENS

► Several security guards have been newly hired to protect the actors from paparazzi and potential threats. These burly cocos and hens all have three things in common: tight black suits, rippling muscles, and owl heads. These heads aren't just for show; this elite group of guards can swivel their heads 360 degrees to provide the utmost level of surveillance.

► Unfortunately for actors, these owls are both nocturnal and way too into their jobs. They particularly like doing rounds during night hours and staring into the windows of the honeywagons to watch the actors sleep. Some owls will creep into the trailers to watch over their charges by sitting at their bedsides. An owl may be there, staring, where you least expect it. However, their diligence may not necessarily be a bad thing!

► Alongside owl security, actors may find themselves bombarded by paparazzi. These photo-hungry tabloid journalists are all after shots that will fetch a high price, willing to do anything for a scoop. The majority of these new paparazzi, in contrast to owl security, have hummingbird heads. They're just as quick too, zooming in and out of both backstage and the sets in search of a scandal.

► Be careful, because hummingbirds aren't the only paparazzi. That's right — guests, new or existing, may find themselves scouted to play ball with the tabloids. They may not be as obvious as those aggressive hummingbird reporters; some may even be working undercover in search of a scandal to sell to the highest bidder. All actors are at risk of embarrassing or defamatory photos being published in resort magazines or posted to the bulletin boards.

ACTOR RESUME

WELLA WARBLER

Height: 4 inches
Weight: 5 oz
Age: 3 years (24 in bird years!)
Eye color: black
Hair color: yellow

TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES

• animal sidekick
• emotional guide
• damsel in distress

KINKS & FETISHES

• berry licking
• mating dances
• hardcore bdsm

SPECIAL SKILLS

• singing
• flying fast
• speed sudoku

ROLE REGISTER

► What better way to get to know your colleagues than to check out their resume? All guests will have access to the actor registry, which provides an overview of actors and basic information about them.

► The registry, with the help of the Golden Peacock's AI, can also flag complementary resumes. An actor that may have good chemistry, match the requirements for a particular scene, or has unique experience relevant to an upcoming job may reappear at the top of the search several times.

► Actors can communicate through the registry. There is a general messaging board where everyone can see what is posted and personal inboxes for private correspondence with an actor. Actors are encouraged to collaberate because many of the scenes in the available movie projects involve intimacy.

COPYABLE CODE

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COSTUME DEPARTMENT

GET INTO CHARACTER

PICK OUT YOUR DUDS

► The trendy clothing boutiques of The Nest have been transformed. The walls between these small stores have vanished to create a vast costume warehouse divided by department, seemingly overnight. Actors may freely browse the racks to select suitable costumes for the roles they've been cast. The directors aren't picky about how their actors dress as long as it suits the part, allowing guests creative freedom as part of the process.

► Actors that choose costumes that are extremely unsuitable for their roles will be forced to change into something chosen by costuming staff. These mandated costumes will be on theme but will always be slutty, sexy, and enhance an actor's unique "assets". An actor blessed with a bountiful bosom may find themselves wearing a tight little lace bra while an actor with a thick ass may end up in assless chaps. It's all about giving the people what they want, you know?

► All articles in the warehouse run the risk of being possessed. There are no clear-cut signs as to which pieces are cursed and which are not before putting something on. Possessed costumes come in two flavors: Type A and Type B.

Type A possessions are straightforward. The actor wearing a Type A costume cannot remove it alone — they will find that no matter how many times they grab a button or tug on that zipper tab, nothing will unfasten. Someone else must remove the costume for them. Good thing there are a bunch of changing rooms just big enough to fit two people inside around, huh?

Type B possessions are unique. The actor wearing the costume will begin to feel influenced by it. They may feel inspired or compelled to act out the role it embodies. This possession will not be satisfied until some level of resonance between actor and role is achieved. While the possession isn't satisfied the costume cannot be removed. But hey, you're an actor headed to set, so surely this is only gravy for your performance!

DOLLED UP

► Done getting into costume? Head over to hair and makeup! After all, clothes are only half the battle. Whether you need to get glammed up or slapped into some monster makeup, the makeup artists are here to help. Mostly. Actually, they're super understaffed, and there aren't enough makeup artists to meet demand. Though they hate to ask, could you guys potentially help each other get ready?

► Actors confident in their makeup and hair styling skills (or just confident) will be allowed to use any tools to help get their fellow actors ready. However, any actors kind enough to jump in and assist will be warned that many of these products are made at home in the Golden Peacock. If not used with discretion, they can potentially make the actor being worked on ... extremely horny! Like a game of Russian roulette, one in five of all beauty products are created with aphrodisiacs. Ironically, this isn't even for the sake of getting guests into the Game 52 spirit — their supplies are just like that.

► Fill-in artists shouldn't fret too much. The majority of those products only have aphrodisiacs in minuscule amounts. When applied carefully they typically cause minor arousal or sensitivity. Artists that spray and paint with reckless abandon, however, may find a new problem on their hands!

GRAB A GIG

FIND YOUR BIG BREAK

GETTING TO SET

► The Golden Peacock is buzzing with excitement for two big blockbusters that are currently in production: LORD OF THE WINGS and STAR WARBLERS. Both of these films come from movie franchises that are adored resort-wide for their iconic blend of story, romance, porn, and action.

► Directors will be filming dozens of scenes with different actors in lead and supporting roles. Actors are given creative freedom on how to approach their roles, with barebones scripts that offer a general idea of where the scene should go and some spicy lines here and there. One actor’s take on a role may be different than another’s.

For example, three different actors portraying the Dragon Lord in Lord of the Wings may take their portrayals three different ways. A lonely Dragon Lord, a villainous Dragon Lord, and a misunderstood Dragon Lord are all fair game. Supporting characters such as the elves and faeries the warriors meet during their travels are completely free game within the bounds of “elf” and “fairy” in classic movie tropes.

► Two new floors have appeared in the ever-changing Peacock, each dedicated to one of the films, due to their massive and comprehensive sets. Guests will discover two new buttons on every elevator’s operating panel. Actors and fans are invited to enjoy these sets even when the camera isn’t rolling — this blend of high-tech VR and real world elements comes at a very high budget, so guests are encouraged get their fill while they’re available!

INDIE HITS

► In addition to the two massive blockbusters, several spin-off series and porn shorts currently casting and underway. The directors of these major motion pictures have kindly permitted the filming of smaller projects using these unique movie sets when they aren’t already in use. Smalltime directors and film enthusiasts are eagerly pitching their porn scripts in hopes that they’ll get made!

► Several smaller sets can be found around the Peacock for these homegrown productions. While some scripts utilize locations that can already be found in the Peacock, other long-standing guests have pooled their money together to establish a handful of sets not already available in the resort. These sets are open for use at any time.

► Unlike the large production crews of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, these smaller porn projects do not have a big budget for staff. Some projects utilize AI and drones to film, so actors that are shy about getting down and dirty around a physical cameraman need not worry! Both the producers and the Golden Peacock staff want their stars to be as comfortable as possible to fully enjoy the experience.

SPIN THE WHEEL

► It wouldn’t be the Golden Peacock if there weren’t some kind of game-like twist! While actors are encouraged to go out for any roles or films they find interesting, those looking to win large and extra-large chip payments can spin the fetish wheel to up the ante. Actors that spin the fetish wheel must incorporate what the ticker lands on into their next role.

► Can’t manage to work it into your scene? Those that fail their fetish task will find a huge chip deduction from their bank account and a punishment waiting for them. Any actors that fail the game must dress up in sexy costumes and go around the Golden Peacock handing out fliers for the premiere of Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers, with strict instructions to dance sexily for anyone that accepts a flier. Hey, the directors have spent tons of money on these movies, they’ll take free advertising however they can get it.

► SPIN THE WHEEL HERE!

LORD OF THE WINGS

AN EPIC (AND SEXY) JOURNEY

【 Once upon a time, in a magical land far, far away...

The Lord of the Wings, a massive dragon with no equal, demanded a bride tribute from all of the kingdoms across the continent. Every month each province was required to send their most beautiful men and women to become the dragon's next bride(s). Ever greedy, the dragon was not satisfied with having one bride. Not with twelve brides, nor two hundred brides. The dragon always demanded more. The number of hot people around to bang dwindled. Things were looking grim.

Soon, a group of brave warriors gathered to travel the lands and slay this dragon. They enjoyed adventures of fucking their way through sirens, fucking their way though the faeries, and fucking their way through the mage school and beastmen tribes. They reached the dragon's crystal lair where the dragon, who took beautiful humanoid form, approached them.

The dragon promised that if any warrior could satisfy them sexually, they would return all of the brides to their homes. Each warrior took a turn trying to satisfy the dragon — but only with their efforts combined in one massive orgy was the dragon finally satisfied.

All of the brides were released and the warriors moved into the crystal lair to live a loving polyamorous relationship with the dragon. All was well. The end. 】

A FANTASTICAL SET

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'LORD OF THE WINGS SET' will are greeted with a cool, damp breeze as soon as the doors open. Unlike any other area of the resort, this set evokes a very real sensation of stepping out onto the earth to embrace snowcapped mountains, lush forests, and wide-open sky. The size of this set is massive with different climates depending upon where filming is happening. Towns, villages, and tribes can also be found.

► The set is teeming with background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. Lord of the Wings features a wide range of character types ranging from humans and elves to monsters and beasts.

► Key locations in The Lord of the Wings are: human villages; siren's cove; fairy's forest; Beastmen wilds; Elven mountains; and the dragon's crystal lair. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a fantastical range of areas to explore and enjoy.

MAGICAL DANGERS

When it comes to movie magic, the Golden Peacock is more magic than movie! While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► LIEBERRIES: Found in the Elven mountains. Delicious but cursed: you can only lie for 20 minutes after consumption. Beware misunderstandings!

► SNUGGLEBLOSSOMS: Found in the Fairy forest. These charming blossoms produce an immense amount of pollen. Breathing in snuggleblossom pollen is lethal. The only cure is to fuck within two hours of inhaling.

► THERAPANGO: Found in the Siren's cove. Anyone eating it will spill their emotional baggage to the nearest object (tree, statue, enemy soldier). It's cathartic, if not dignified.

► RAINBOW CRYSTALS: Found in the dragon's crystal lair. Contact with a rainbow crystal will increase endurance but delay/deny orgasms. No wonder the dragon was so hard up!

STAR WARBLERS

A THRILLING (AND SEXY) SPACE OPERA

【 Once upon a time, in a galaxy, far away...

The Palm Warblers and the Pine Warblers, two different legions of the massive Warbler fleet, began to battle. Whenever their ships would meet in space they would fight with the winner taking prisoners of war. After one such battle, a captured Captain of the Palm Warbler legion held in prison met a Lieutenant of the Pine Warbler tribe. After some rivalry, the two fell deeply in love.

They had a ton of kinky prison sex. However, the two were not satisfied with fucking between prison bars. They wanted to properly marry. But how could they with their two legions at war?

They each gathered friends and more sex was had between all. More matches between the Palms and the Pines happened, leading to even more kinky space sex. Bolstered by friendship and newfound fetishes, they gripped their laser guns and seized the science lab where some important keystone gemstone was being examined and researched by space scientists. This stone was very important for the future breeding of the Warbler race.

By holding the lab hostage, the ship's Commander put down their weapons and handed over the keys. The Palm Captain and the Pine Lieutenant held hands as they steered the ship off to find a new planet where they could live in peace together. The war between the two tribes ended because of good sex. All was well. The end. 】

A TASTE OF OUTER SPACE

► Guests taking the elevator to the new floor labeled 'STAR WARBLERS' will greeted with the ethereal hue of stars and planets outside of crystal-clear windows. While the set of Star Warblers is smaller than Lord of the Wings, it's far more detailed, completely imitating a starship traveling through the vastness of space. All of the elements of the spaceship are dripping in high-tech science fiction.

► The set includes background actors that have been instructed to stay in character at all times. Actors may encounter both friend and foe while exploring the set, regardless of whether or not the cameras are rolling. The background actors of Star Warblers are primarily Warbler Troops wearing helmets, highly ranked Warblers in sharp military uniforms, and white-coat clad scientists.

► Key locations in Star Warblers are: the prison hold, the ship's bridge, the command deck, and the ship's research laboratory. But these are not the only locations in the set! Actors will find a range of futuristic areas to explore on the ship.

ALIEN THREATS

Why keep the science fiction fictional when the Peacock can provide the real thing? While sets are generally safe and violence is simulated, there are elements of the film that can affect actors for real. If guests aren't careful, they may really find themselves in a sticky situation and need a clever Hollywood way to get out of it. Or maybe they'll need to live out a classic trope for real.

► 'TORTURE' BOTS: Found in the prison hold. Robots programmed to 'torture' prisoners into revealing information. These bots are equipped with dildos, vibrators, pussy pocket hands, lube jets, feather ticklers, etc. These bots can be controlled by the wardens for more intimate 'torture' sessions.

► SPACE RATS: Found in various locations. Small, neon rats that run around the hallways and in cargo areas of the ship. If bitten by a space rat, their bite will continue to swell until the bitten person has sex.

► GREEN GOOP: Found in the research labs. In syringes and in massive bubbling pods. When not watched, the goop will move on its own and try to absorb anyone around into it.

► GEMSTONE EGG: Found in the research lab. The gemstone egg that the scientists are evaluating, important for the future of the Warbler race. Any physical contact with the gemstone egg will inspire the sudden urge to mate and breed.

SHORT FILMS

THE GOLDEN PEACOCK SUPPORTS THE ARTS

【 Ladies and Gentlemen!

Peacock Productions is pleased to announce the following short erotic films. Actors interested in participating in filming are welcome to arrive on set to shoot at any time. Various accommodations are available depending upon actor comfort.

FILMS
• ALIENS PROBED ME!
• ARRANGED MARRIAGE WEDDING NIGHT
• BIG TIDDY NUN NEEDS PUNISHING
• BIRD IN THE BUSH
• EXORCIST KIDNAPPED BY DEMON LOVER
• FELINE ATTRACTION
• GUARD TOPS MASTER IN BED
• HORNY NERD CREAMPIE
• HOT FOR TEACHER
• INCUBUS SEDUCES SLUTTY PRIEST

FILMS
• JEALOUS SPOUSE DISCIPLINES LOVER
• LONELY TENTACLES WANT LOVE
• MAGES GONE WILD
• PIZZA DELIVERY BOY IS HOT
• PLANTS HUNGER FOR SEX
• SAMURAI PLEDGES AND SERVES
• THEY WERE BOTH BOTTOMS
• TOP ON TOP ACTION
• VAMPIRE’S AROUSING BITE
• VIRGIN’S FIRST TIME
• WHOLESOME COUPLE MAKING LOVE
• WOLFMAN TAKES A MATE

… and many, many, many more! We look forward to working with you. 】

BOX OFFICE BOOM

► "And many, many, many more!" is no exaggeration. Smalltime directors and long-standing guests are producing dozens of pornos and these pornos are in need of actors. The above is not the extent of possibility. Players are encouraged to make up any kind of porno scene they want! Characters may take advantage of open sets to make videos or take photoshoots for their personal use, general public release not required.

► These pornos typically lack story and focus more on fetish and kink. The plots are loose, the lines are ad-libbed, and if there are any crew around it's one guy in a hoodie eating a donut. However, the cameras available for rent are just as high quality as the ones used on Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers. If that's not your style, all Watches have the capability to connect via bluetooth to film through standing cameras.

► Actors that participate in filming will receive a large payout per role. The more jobs you take, the more money you'll make! Alternatively, actors that don't fill any roles may find their bank accounts suddenly plunged deep into the red, no matter how rich they may have been before.

EXTRA SETS

Current Peacock locations and all of the Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers sets may be used for pornos. However, the world of kink is vast and variety is the spice of life. Several smaller open sets not usually available have appeared around the resort for actor use.

► CASTLE(S): Sets featuring the aesthetics of historical castles. Numerous versions are available, each influenced by a different culture (eg, English; French; Italian, Spanish; Russian; Chinese; Japanese; Korean; etc).

► CHURCH: A church stylized after Catholic/Christian aesthetics. Includes a confessional, pews, altar, and worship room.

► MANSION: A luxurious mansion designed to evoke high-class old money. Includes a servants' quarters for clandestine cross-class affairs.

► BEACH: An enclosed set with powdery sand and an artificial ocean. Includes grottos, a lifeguard station, and a large rubber shark.

► OFFICE: A plain work office lacking any particular unique qualities. Includes cubicles, copy machine, manager's office, and conference rooms. Smells like soul-sucking capitalism.

PREMIERE

YOUR BIG DEBUT

WALK THE RED CARPET

► We’re rolling out the red carpet! Lord of the Wings and Star Warblers open the same night. All actors that participated in any film, be it one of the blockbusters or a smaller project, are invited to dress to the nines and blow kisses to their adoring fans while strutting their stuff. Actors will have the chance to take fabulous glam photoshoots and share their thoughts about filming with reporters. Be careful, anything that happens on the red carpet can become tomorrow’s hot new gossip. Some of those pesky hummingbird journalists are so eager for a scandal that they’ll make something happen, sneakily!

► The Golden Peacock has upgraded its formerly dinky little theater into a grand multiplex for the occasion, so actors and audience can enjoy these films in delicious IMAX. The multiplex is lush in red velvet and fabulous “bed” seats — each seat is designed to couple two guests together. You won’t be lonely during the screening since cuddling up with someone else is mandatory to enjoy the movie(s).

► All premiere attendees will be gifted expensive swag bags upon entrance to the theater. Inside each bag guests will find a bottle of champagne, chocolate truffles, gourmet popcorn, trendy sodas, gummy candies … and one random sex toy. No harm in spicing up a special premiere, right?

The note included with the sex toy explains: 【 Get your seat partner off with this toy before the film ends for a special prize! 】 What’s the prize? Those that get their seat-partner off during the film will be given a Golden Globe. This exclusive gold statue comes in two styles: penis with balls or vagina with breasts. Congratulations!

OOC NOTES

INVITES | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS

▶ BLANKET CW: cameras; compulsion; costumes; dubcon; nudes; pornography; roleplaying; recording; sex tropes; stalking; video

▶ All characters on the TDM are WILDCARDS, which means they have not yet been assigned a card value. Suits will not manifest until characters are accepted into the game.

▶ All TDMs are game canon. This TDM acts as the game's May event. Since April's event was a bit serious, we're leaning in the opposite direction and going full camp for this meme.

▶ Current characters may top level on the TDM. Any current characters posting to the TDM should note they are current in their subject header.

▶ The top level directory is for new characters only. We want to make sure new characters are prioritized and receive attention!

▶ If you aren't satisfied with these prompts, please feel free to check out our LOCATIONS to explore more of the resort!

▶ Smut threads that take place on this TDM can be used for rewards. If both parties in the smut thread join the game, you may retroactively apply the character's initial card values to your 52 bank. If one character does not join the game the thread will not be applicable toward rewards (as that character would not have a card value). The character that does join would still receive a small payout for the encounter. Hopefully it was a fun thread regardless!

▶ We ask you to kindly add content warnings to your threads as appropriate.

▶ If you do not currently have permissions and kinks listed in your character’s journal we suggest leaving a note in your top level of any limits or boundaries for other players to reference.

NAVIGATION • LOG • NETWORK • OOC • MEME

Comments

[intertwinedfates]

[It is rather amazing that he's managed to hit the thousand-year mark without ever once having had an intimate relationship with anyone. Though if one were to pry, they'd find there were extenuating circumstances... Having a parent who'd go after anyone you get close to will do that. Not that Yato's about to offer up that tidbit of information. Nope. He'll just be the innocent, hapless virgin.

But not completely clueless, thankfully! He knows about the birds and the bees and has enough emotional maturity to respect others despite them generally be ages younger than himself.

Especially when they're as encouraging and brilliant as Hiyori here! How could he not take his words to heart? He's so inspiring both in his attitude and everything he says.]

You think so? Wow~ That's a great idea, honestly...! Even if I can't make it for real, this could be my big chance to live my dream for a while and make a name for myself as a star! And singing together sounds like so much fun! I think I could give up being a hero for the idol role! ...especially when that's the kind of costumes they have for heroes.

[He eyes the outfit skeptically, but with a hint of amusement. The cape is nice, he has to admit, but boy, those are some tight shorts! At least when he was trying to be an idol he wore looser jean short shorts!]

[tfy]

[He beams, tossing the hero costume back where it came from. Doesn't matter if it falls on the floor! The staff can pick it up!]

Great! Then let's do it! ♪

[And then he practically skips off to look for a new costume for Yato. Spreading the joy of idols! He loves it! And it's only partially because of his costume warping his brain!]

It's possible to dress like an idol and also look heroic! Idols are like heroes to some people, after all.

[Some more literally than others.]

We'll want to find you something dashing and princely. Something with gold tassels at the shoulders! Though not that kind of gold tassel-covered outfit.

[He looks towards this skimpy costume. He was thinking something more along these lines.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Wow, so carefree! That sort of surprises Yato, though he resists the urge to pick up the outfit, mostly out of concern that the damn thing might stick to him like glue. Clearly these aren't normal clothes they're dealing with here!]

Alright!

[Whether it's the costume or not, Yato appreciates the enthusiasm and fun radiating off Hiyori. It makes him a little less concerned about his predicament of being trapped here.]

That's so true! They can save people's spirits and hopes, if not people's lives.

[Though he fully believes in the power of music to inspire folks and give them hope. Yet he can't help snorting at that first outfit.]

Now that's something I wouldn't mind seeing my Hiyori in, heh... [Pervert.] But yeah--! Shoulder epaulets are so stylish and cool!

[tfy]

[Yato's response pleases him greatly. If he beamed any brighter, he'd turn into a supernova!]

You get it! ♪

[So well, Hiyori wonders if the comment about making it as an idol was less theoretical than he imagined. Could that have been Yato's original career plan? Is it possible he gave it a shot at some point in his (long, long) life? Though if an actual god can't make it as an idol, who exactly can in his world?

All questions worth asking another time, perhaps. They come across the gold tassel-y bikini, and this time his reaction to Yato's comment is less-than-approving. He blinks, seeming on the verge of a reproachful frown for a second... before instead he smiles yet again.]

So she's yours, hmm~? ♪

[He smirks a bit, a knowing gleam in his eyes. Yep, instead of reacting like a scold, he's opting to tease Yato about his wording instead! ... and honestly, if Yato and his Hiyori do have that kind of relationship, then it'd be silly to reproach him for imagining her in a fancy bikini. He wears sexy outfits for his partner sometimes. He's even built up a small lingerie collection! But, er, anyway...]

In that case, I hope you find your way back to each other soon. With your lifespan, hopefully the wait won't be too unbearable.

[That was actually meant seriously. Though the second part may not be accurate; long-lived god or no, it's never easy to be separated from the people you love. That's something he knows very intimately now, after being at the resort for so long.

Anyway, on with the costume shopping. Hiyori looks, but doesn't see anything with gold epaulets, nor any "princely" or "knightly" costumes. Instead they're surrounded by a bunch of sexy princess costumes. Typical. In both the real world and the resort, there are usually more sexy costumes made for women than men. While walking past them, he keeps chatting.]

That reminds me—did you get stuck with one of those "actor's resume" things? I only just remembered mine, because mine said I'd make a good princess. But it also said other unnecessary things. For example, it put the word "selfish" in front of it, so it said my perfect role is "selfish princess!" That's awfully rude, don't you think?

[intertwinedfates]

[Don't implode, Hiyori...!]

Hehe, hell yeah~☆

[As unbelievable as it might be, Yato's being perfectly honest about his previous artistic pursuits. He's tried a LOT of jobs and careers in his time, including those pertaining to music. There's reasons a god can't make it in the human world, reasons that wouldn't affect normal people, thankfully.

No surprise about getting reprimanded for his lewd commentary, though. He's a bit of a perv when it comes down to it, though usually only in the 'admiring from afar' way. Doesn't mean he didn't enjoy an upskirt shot when a fellow goddess in a miniskirt was trying to kill him...]

Ah? Oh--! Um... Ehehe... Well, kinda...

[They aren't quite to that point, but there's definitely a closeness between them that goes beyond friendship. (Spoiler alert: they both have the hots for each other but are too shy to admit it, at least seriously.) Though Yato can't help being glad his Hiyori doesn't need to be subjected to this place.]

Thanks... That's one reason I'm determined to win my way out of here, no matter what it takes. I've got people waiting for me back home...!

[A flash of determination crosses his expression, though there's also a bit of sadness there as well. Try as he might, fifty-two people is a LOT of shagging to get done. Probably not something he can accomplish inside a few months, unless he went all out.

It's a bummer that the pickings of costumes for men are so slim, but that's typical. Maybe they should complain to the management about the rampant sexism and demand fair treatment! They could start a union, even! This is another in a long line of silly Yato delusions.]

Yeah, I sure did! Mine was pretty basic since I filled it out myself, but yours sounds horribly rude! That sort of thing is just uncalled for.

[tfy]

["Kinda" as in she is his, or "kinda" as in they're not quite there yet? Has he had the nerve to ask her out? Hiyori could push him on that, but he opts not to. He's in "idol mode," and he wants to lift people's spirits and raise their confidence up. Not crush it!]

Kinda, hmm~? [His smile curves ever wider.] Congratulations! ♪

[Whether or not they're officially together yet, he'll congratulate the happy couple!]

That's youth for you. Though I guess in your case it's "old love" rather than "young love."

[Since he's allegedly a god who's been around forever.

... of course there's something cruel about being taken to this place when there's already someone you love. And being taken here alongside your loved one can also be cruel, since then you're expected to cheat on them. There is no winning in that situation. The ones who fare best here are probably those with no attachments.

But again: not looking to bring down the mood, and not looking to make anyone sad, so Hiyori doesn't say any of that stuff! Yato isn't stewing in his own misery as he thinks about the people waiting for him at home, and so there's no reason for Hiyori to. For now, he's happy to complain about the little indignities, rather than the human rights violations and other serious offenses he's suffered. Little things like his rude "Actor's Resume."]

Right? So rude and so uncalled for!

[He shakes his head, speaking with vehemence!]

And that wasn't even the only rude thing it said! It said all kinds of other rude stuff! Some of which I won't even repeat, because it was vulgar, too. Which I know isn't a surprise when it comes to this place, but it's still grounds for a lawsuit! So when the time comes, I'll be using your "delivery service" to deliver a lawsuit straight to their door.

[His dramatic frown turns into a smile, then.]

Okay? You can do that for me, right? ♪

[intertwinedfates]

[It's a complicated situation, to be sure. One where even Yato himself would have trouble describing the specifics of their relationship. Mortals tend to merely be followers of gods, but Hiyori herself is special in that she's a friend, if not something more.]

Ehehe... Thanks~

[He can't help beaming, happy despite them not being an official item.]

Hey now...! I have a young heart, so it totally still counts as young love! Besides, she's the first... That must count for something, too.

[Funny how he likes to portray himself as an ancient, wise god yet insists on being treated like a young'un. Silly hypocrite.

It's a really tough decision on what would be preferable - being here alone or with his Hiyori - but Yato would ultimately prefer to spare her the awkwardness and humiliation that's bound to arise from being forced into sexual situations with a bunch of strangers. He can handle it (and so could she, truthfully) but that doesn't make it ideal.

Better they both focus on the lighter matters at hand rather than the more serious implications of their captivity. Why drag the mood down, after all? Milder complaints are much more palatable right now!]

For real! You think they could be a little more polite and considerate given what they're putting us through!

Wow, though, that bad, huh? I definitely think you should file against them for slander! Though I dunno who or where you'd serve the papers to... Guess we need to figure that out and then we can get on their asses for defamation of character!

[Despite the (sorta) serious discussion, he grins, flashing a thumbs up with a wink.]

You betcha! That won't even cost you much at all!

[tfy]

Is that so? [His gaze takes on a bit more interest.]

She must be awfully wonderful.

[To catch the eye of someone who's been around that long without ever falling in love. Allegedly, anyway. He's assuming Yato is telling the truth about his godhood, which is a generous assumption given that he does seem pretty youthful. "Young at heart" is right!

As for the complaining, well: he nods his head vigorously, glad to have someone to kvetch to!]

Yes, exactly! But they wouldn't know the meaning of "polite" if it clubbed them over the head with that obscene-looking things over there!

[He nods towards a shiny gold helmet, no doubt part of some gladiator costume, which has what looks like a dildo sticking out of it. Don't ask why!]

That's how it is here, I'm afraid. And that's why I must sue! Which is exactly where you come in. I'll let you know when it's time for the lawsuit! ♪

[There will be no lawsuit. But a guy can dream.

Anyway, speaking of hopes and dreams: it's back to looking at costumes. Hiyori walks past the sexy princess costumes, looking for something fantasy-oriented that would fit a man better. And, ideally, something with gold epaulets! The good news is that something gold does catch his eye, with what looks a lot like shoulder tassels, and he darts off to look at it.]

Now what might that be?

[The bad news, however...

Is that the gold outfit in question looks like this.

He's not sure what you call it. He decides to look at the tag.]

... "sexy god costume"?

[Hey, that is what it's called.]

[intertwinedfates]

[Uh oh, that's practically giving him carte blanche to wax poetic about her.]

She is! She's kind and selfless, yet she's strong and doesn't take anybody's shit - even mine! She'll get me in a grip between her thighs and chuck me in the river, hehehe... Oh, and she's aiming to become a doctor! Ahh...

[He sighs heavily, gazing into the distance. Clearly the epitome of someone smitten. Which makes him having to be here all the more galling, really. He's found his one true love! Why does he have to be torn from her now?!

Oh well. Needs must and all that. Besides, he's got someone to commiserate with!]

Hah! Maybe they need a giant golden dick statue to fall on them in order to learn the meaning of decency and politeness.

[He eyes the crazy looking gladiator costume dubiously but with an amused smirk. His carefree nature means he can appreciate the silliness this place goes to with some of the innuendo.]

Sounds good to me! I'll be happy to represent you! Or at least deliver the papers.

[Since he doesn't know much about human law. Mostly what he's gleaned from a few episodes of tv courtroom dramas.

Following along behind, Yato peers through the racks in search of something suitable as well. There's certainly a lot of ladies' costumes, and the men's ones that are available don't quite appeal to him.]

Hmm mmm~? Found something good?

[Peering over his shoulder, Yato makes a pleased noise, clearly delighted by this discovery. He carefully takes it by the hanger, holding it up in front of himself.]

Hey--! Not bad! It even has god in the name! This could work...!

[Nobody said he had good taste. (Hiyori should see what he wore in the 80s...)]

[tfy]

[That is what he was doing! Listening to people talk about who (and what) they love is always pleasant. Yato's description of his Hiyori starts off predictably enough—right, right anyone would fall for a girl who's kind and selfless—before taking a sharp turn into the unexpected. He blinks and his brows raise fractionally when giggles at the prospect of being grabbed and thrown into a river. That's what he's into?

... well, far be it from Hiyori to judge! (This time.)]

Kind and strong, hmm~? ♪

[He smiles.]

Sounds like a great match! It's a problem when gods get too cocky, so you want someone who can keep those impulses in check~♪

[Hiyori would agree that it is a shame. Him being torn away from this girl, that is. But Yato isn't crying about it, so Hiyori won't linger on the matter of their separation, either. In a best-case scenario, the "delivery god" will return home to his world with plenty of experience under his belt, ready to satisfy her every desire! (Plenty of experience, and hopefully no communicable diseases.)]

Just the papers. My family can employ private lawyers. Though I guess I could use a few witnesses, and you seem like you'd be good at public speaking. So, I'll let you do that, I suppose.

[There's a probably a sexy lawyer costume in the room somewhere.

But for now, all they've found is some princess clothes and a sexy god costume. One Hiyori wouldn't have identified as such if not for the tag. He's not exactly impressed, and it shows in the dubious look on his face. He also doubts Yato will want to wear it if the current outfit is too revealing for him. But to his surprise, however, the god's verdict—

Is that it's "not bad." Not just that, but that it "could work." He likes it!]

Er.

[For the briefest of moments, he's conflicted. The outfit is tacky (in his opinion), and he's convinced Yato will look stupid in it! But at the same time, who is he to deny him joy? As an idol, he ought to give encouragement! And at least he's not about to strap on a dildo-bearing helmet. So, after a moment's pause, Hiyori breaks into another big, beaming smile.]

... you're right, it does say that! Which means us finding it is almost like fate! Or rather, it is fate, no "almost!" ♪

[He takes it off the rack and holds it up, the gold chains swinging as he does so.]

Want to try it on now?