[Uh oh, that's practically giving him carte blanche to wax poetic about her.]
She is! She's kind and selfless, yet she's strong and doesn't take anybody's shit - even mine! She'll get me in a grip between her thighs and chuck me in the river, hehehe... Oh, and she's aiming to become a doctor! Ahh...
[He sighs heavily, gazing into the distance. Clearly the epitome of someone smitten. Which makes him having to be here all the more galling, really. He's found his one true love! Why does he have to be torn from her now?!
Oh well. Needs must and all that. Besides, he's got someone to commiserate with!]
Hah! Maybe they need a giant golden dick statue to fall on them in order to learn the meaning of decency and politeness.
[He eyes the crazy looking gladiator costume dubiously but with an amused smirk. His carefree nature means he can appreciate the silliness this place goes to with some of the innuendo.]
Sounds good to me! I'll be happy to represent you! Or at least deliver the papers.
[Since he doesn't know much about human law. Mostly what he's gleaned from a few episodes of tv courtroom dramas.
Following along behind, Yato peers through the racks in search of something suitable as well. There's certainly a lot of ladies' costumes, and the men's ones that are available don't quite appeal to him.]
Hmm mmm~? Found something good?
[Peering over his shoulder, Yato makes a pleased noise, clearly delighted by this discovery. He carefully takes it by the hanger, holding it up in front of himself.]
Hey--! Not bad! It even has god in the name! This could work...!
[Nobody said he had good taste. (Hiyori should see what he wore in the 80s...)]
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She is! She's kind and selfless, yet she's strong and doesn't take anybody's shit - even mine! She'll get me in a grip between her thighs and chuck me in the river, hehehe... Oh, and she's aiming to become a doctor! Ahh...
[He sighs heavily, gazing into the distance. Clearly the epitome of someone smitten. Which makes him having to be here all the more galling, really. He's found his one true love! Why does he have to be torn from her now?!
Oh well. Needs must and all that. Besides, he's got someone to commiserate with!]
Hah! Maybe they need a giant golden dick statue to fall on them in order to learn the meaning of decency and politeness.
[He eyes the crazy looking gladiator costume dubiously but with an amused smirk. His carefree nature means he can appreciate the silliness this place goes to with some of the innuendo.]
Sounds good to me! I'll be happy to represent you! Or at least deliver the papers.
[Since he doesn't know much about human law. Mostly what he's gleaned from a few episodes of tv courtroom dramas.
Following along behind, Yato peers through the racks in search of something suitable as well. There's certainly a lot of ladies' costumes, and the men's ones that are available don't quite appeal to him.]
Hmm mmm~? Found something good?
[Peering over his shoulder, Yato makes a pleased noise, clearly delighted by this discovery. He carefully takes it by the hanger, holding it up in front of himself.]
Hey--! Not bad! It even has god in the name! This could work...!
[Nobody said he had good taste. (Hiyori should see what he wore in the 80s...)]