Is that so? [His gaze takes on a bit more interest.]
She must be awfully wonderful.
[To catch the eye of someone who's been around that long without ever falling in love. Allegedly, anyway. He's assuming Yato is telling the truth about his godhood, which is a generous assumption given that he does seem pretty youthful. "Young at heart" is right!
As for the complaining, well: he nods his head vigorously, glad to have someone to kvetch to!]
Yes, exactly! But they wouldn't know the meaning of "polite" if it clubbed them over the head with that obscene-looking things over there!
[He nods towards a shiny gold helmet, no doubt part of some gladiator costume, which has what looks like a dildo sticking out of it. Don't ask why!]
That's how it is here, I'm afraid. And that's why I must sue! Which is exactly where you come in. I'll let you know when it's time for the lawsuit! ♪
[There will be no lawsuit. But a guy can dream.
Anyway, speaking of hopes and dreams: it's back to looking at costumes. Hiyori walks past the sexy princess costumes, looking for something fantasy-oriented that would fit a man better. And, ideally, something with gold epaulets! The good news is that something gold does catch his eye, with what looks a lot like shoulder tassels, and he darts off to look at it.]
Now what might that be?
[The bad news, however...
Is that the gold outfit in question looks like this.
He's not sure what you call it. He decides to look at the tag.]
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She must be awfully wonderful.
[To catch the eye of someone who's been around that long without ever falling in love. Allegedly, anyway. He's assuming Yato is telling the truth about his godhood, which is a generous assumption given that he does seem pretty youthful. "Young at heart" is right!
As for the complaining, well: he nods his head vigorously, glad to have someone to kvetch to!]
Yes, exactly! But they wouldn't know the meaning of "polite" if it clubbed them over the head with that obscene-looking things over there!
[He nods towards a shiny gold helmet, no doubt part of some gladiator costume, which has what looks like a dildo sticking out of it. Don't ask why!]
That's how it is here, I'm afraid. And that's why I must sue! Which is exactly where you come in. I'll let you know when it's time for the lawsuit! ♪
[There will be no lawsuit. But a guy can dream.
Anyway, speaking of hopes and dreams: it's back to looking at costumes. Hiyori walks past the sexy princess costumes, looking for something fantasy-oriented that would fit a man better. And, ideally, something with gold epaulets! The good news is that something gold does catch his eye, with what looks a lot like shoulder tassels, and he darts off to look at it.]
Now what might that be?
[The bad news, however...
Is that the gold outfit in question looks like this.
He's not sure what you call it. He decides to look at the tag.]
... "sexy god costume"?
[Hey, that is what it's called.]