[Well, Yato can be painfully oblivious to the truth at times, like his belief in theme park mascots being real... Him not picking up on all the sexual innuendo would not be anything new, although he chalked it up to movie set style everything was in down by the trailers. Naughty movies would make sense?]

Exactly! I bring happiness to people and help solve their problems! [It's a little disappointing he's getting like zero awe and respect, but given Bakugo's snarly attitude, that doesn't come as much of a surprise. Still leaves him pouting and trying to puff up his own importance, though.

Hurrying to catch up, Yato gawks at the explanation, suddenly seeming to put all the pieces together. That explains the lack of clothes, the pervy elevator, the scantily clad ladies, and any other number of things. Still a shocker, however!]

Seriously?? [His voice might have jumped a few octaves there...] Wait, just how old are you, anyway? You can't be more than seventeen, right?

[Worried about him? It's more likely than you might think.]