[For all that Yato gives off "total virgin" vibes, that doesn't line up with the whole thousand-year-old god thing. How do you reach that age without having done it? True, Yato's not exceptionally beautiful or handsome, but he's cute in his boyish enthusiasm! Surely he could've found someone to do it with at some point! But Hiyori's still processing the whole god thing, so he doesn't comment on any of that for the time being.

Yato's got the right attitude. He's been alive for a very long time (or so he claims), and yet he's not some holier-than-thou know-it-all. He also appreciates idols! Hiyori likes him!

And because Hiyori is so idol-brained himself right now, thanks to his costume, he seizes onto that "If only I could've made it" comment right away. His eyes sparkle as he assures him:]

It's not too late. Someone who's over a thousand years old would normally be well past retirement age, but you don't look a day over twenty! And this place has all sorts of costumes, so why not play the role of "idol"? We could even give a concert together! ♪ Unless you're still set on the role of hero, but I don't think these hero outfits are that cute. Do you?

[He pulls a costume off the rack and holds it up. It's not any less revealing than what Yato was wearing before. But at least it includes a cape!]