[ Unfortunately, what begins playing is practically the last scene Twilight wanted to see. The title drops right over what would be his bare ass; his modesty is saved from immediate annihilation only by the length and thickness of his mane of hair.
Why is this scene about a dark lord losing his ring still the opening in this film about a horny dragon? Don't worry about it. Extended edition. All you need to know is that an elf is trying to get a ring off giant evil guy... and the ring isn't on his finger. The camera immediately swings around to make that obvious, so... augh. It's been a minute and there's already a close-up of his penis spread across the entire panoramic screen.
He's only got one hope. By a certain stroke of luck (good or bad, he had yet to decide) he'd transformed into his other form for the scene. Giant stature, wild and tainted by dark power. He's spent years wishing he didn't look so... mean, like that, but for the first time he clings to the hope that he's unrecognizable. ]
He sure is big, isn't he-
[ Twilight nervously tries to emphasize that this guy totally isn't him! He's not some looming ten foot giant! But remarking on the size during the panning shot of his dick probably wasn't the best timing. ]
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Why is this scene about a dark lord losing his ring still the opening in this film about a horny dragon? Don't worry about it. Extended edition. All you need to know is that an elf is trying to get a ring off giant evil guy... and the ring isn't on his finger. The camera immediately swings around to make that obvious, so... augh. It's been a minute and there's already a close-up of his penis spread across the entire panoramic screen.
He's only got one hope. By a certain stroke of luck (good or bad, he had yet to decide) he'd transformed into his other form for the scene. Giant stature, wild and tainted by dark power. He's spent years wishing he didn't look so... mean, like that, but for the first time he clings to the hope that he's unrecognizable. ]
He sure is big, isn't he-
[ Twilight nervously tries to emphasize that this guy totally isn't him! He's not some looming ten foot giant! But remarking on the size during the panning shot of his dick probably wasn't the best timing. ]