Such is the auspicious start that brings him back to the Golden Peacock, or perhaps just back to consciousness? The fact that he doesn't know is exactly why that's his opening line. Waking up in the trailer is, itself, a readjustment (a body! no Arthur!) and then there's the fact that it's utterly unfamiliar to him in every way (though that is, in its own way, familiar enough).
He'll get up and look around to see if there's anyone else in there with him (hello?) and then he's looking down to see what he's wearing, which as it turns out is a great golden velvet robe that is settled loosely around him, leaving him by-and-large (emphasis on the last) naked and splayed out on the bed.
Whoever he talks to next is going to hopefully let him know it hasn't been that long (a month? What is he: Arthur now?) and he's starting to get a feel for things (physical existence, air, smells, bodily functions) when he gets introduced to one of the owl-headed beings that are acting as security.
To say that he runs back into the trailer and locks the door on them is an understatement. Owls are, at the moment, not a welcome creature to him. Though once he's coaxed out, other patrons might find him more than willing to do just about anything for the hummingbirds if they'll keep him away from the owls...
Actor Resume
John Golden
Height: 6'9'' Weight: 250 lbs Age: ∞ Eye color: gold Hair color: black and gold
TYPECAST & SUITABLE ROLES
• period drama romantic lead • seduction demon • villainous lord
KINKS & FETISHES
• tentacles • dirty talk • manhandling
SPECIAL SKILLS
• shapeshifting • sensory control • singing
[ John is, frankly, just fine with everything written in his bio here. Though he'll probably need to be told what a 'period drama romantic lead' is. ] Costume Department
When a new and nudity-inducing situation emerges regarding his costume, one might be surprised how quickly John is more than happy to ask anyone for assistance without much concern. He will be surprised, however, by how into it he gets with some of the costumes. Playing the tempting demon? Or the villainous lord? His voice is perfectly suited for those, and he, uh, might have a little experience at being both the voice in one's head urging them towards terrible deeds and an evil leader bending his power towards corruption and destruction.
...no reason, obviously. Just. You know. Acting. Not like he doesn't know how acting goes.
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As for the sets, well... it'll be a hard time getting John to not be on set pretty much at all times. He doesn't sleep, after all, so you're likely to find him on any set you care to name either watching or happily participating. While there are, obviously, all manner of strange tricks and resort-flavored assistance that might affect him here or there (the therapango will have him talking a lot and the gemstone egg might surprise folks by how readily he jumps at the idea), the very act of acting, of playing out scenes with people, seems to do a real number on him for getting him hot and bothered. Or maybe it's seeing others acting: who can say?
Either way, it's easy enough to pull him into being a 'demon lover' and an 'incubus' to seduce a slutty priest (though he might have called the priest 'Oscar' when that wasn't his name in the screenplay but does anyone care? Who knows?) Perhaps someone gets inspired and decides to do a very specific kind of hentai that caters to his optional anatomy?
And if anyone is in the right headspace for it, he might try and see if there's a set and some cameras for a story of his own to play out. Well, as long as he can find at least one mask...
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[ If you think of it, I'm up for it! Ping me at yarnzipan. Also happy to continue anything from my brief (accidentally ended) stint from the other month. ]
John Doe | Malevolent
Actor Resume
Height: 6'9''
Weight: 250 lbs
Age: ∞
Eye color: gold
Hair color: black and gold
• period drama romantic lead
• seduction demon
• villainous lord
• tentacles
• dirty talk
• manhandling
• shapeshifting
• sensory control
• singing
[ John is, frankly, just fine with everything written in his bio here. Though he'll probably need to be told what a 'period drama romantic lead' is. ]
Costume Department
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