( don't ask her that!??! she opens her mouth to complain about just that, then furrows her brows, then settles and frowns about it instead. )

... Sort of.

( unfortunately, she doesn't really like lying so her hypocrisy will truly just be out there. )

I wasn't sleeping through it though which should count for something.

( but also like how could anyone sleep in such a public spot, first of all. does this guy not have a sense of danger or something? )

Besides, there's not much plot to retell to begin with.