[ Accurate read. He's such a dork. Soooo proud of his pillars. ]

What they have me doing is starring as 'horny bridge troll' or 'lonely minotaur' every chance they get. I started running errands so I could get out of it.

[ He sounds slightly offended when she doubts the veracity of his creations, though the slightly whiny tone only serves to undercut his appearance further. ]

Of course it's real! There's no point in making a dungeon that no one can explore.