[Welp. Owls, then. Chicken, owls, parakeets, he doesn't care which they happen to be, just that they're huge and talking and this is like something out of one of his weirder dreams when he drinks too damn much.
Once the... bird moves on, he relaxes a bit with a heavy sigh, still clinging to the woman as though she's some kind of lifeline or sanity buoy in all this craziness. At least until she says something that gets him looking up and into, well, everything, seeing as how nothing is hidden.]
Oh boy...
[Whether that's a comment on the view or simply an exclamation is tough to tell, but sensing danger, he scrambles up onto his feet and glances well away from her, his face bright with color.]
Yeah, no kidding. S-So who're you, huh? [He hazards a quick glance back at her, determinedly keeping his eyes above the neckline for all his blushing.]
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Once the... bird moves on, he relaxes a bit with a heavy sigh, still clinging to the woman as though she's some kind of lifeline or sanity buoy in all this craziness. At least until she says something that gets him looking up and into, well, everything, seeing as how nothing is hidden.]
Oh boy...
[Whether that's a comment on the view or simply an exclamation is tough to tell, but sensing danger, he scrambles up onto his feet and glances well away from her, his face bright with color.]
Yeah, no kidding. S-So who're you, huh? [He hazards a quick glance back at her, determinedly keeping his eyes above the neckline for all his blushing.]