Hahaha, right? [To all of that, really. He probably shouldn't be shittalking the production he's been cast in, but on the other hand they probably shouldn't have kidnapped a bunch of people into an ayakashi dimension to make them film lazy pornos, so.] But don't worry, I'll do my best to make the character come ali-- ow.
[Straight to the forehead, huh. That at least prods him into opening his eyes again. And into letting a little of the sarcasm leak out as he raises an eyebrow and says, in a very 'yes, mom' tone of voice:] So I've heard.
[He normally uses a flippant excuse: oh, I'm just a simple country boy and the lights of the big city kept me up, and everyone would know he was bullshitting, but they'd assume he was out partying and leave it at that. But again: their circumstances are a little unusual here, so.]
Well, it's not every day I wake up in a magic kidnapping hotel, now is it? I don't do well sleeping in an unfamiliar location. [that's also a big ol' lie because he can and will fall asleep anywhere, including in this makeup chair if given a chance, but whatever.] It's kind of you to offer, but we might as well get this over with.
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[Straight to the forehead, huh. That at least prods him into opening his eyes again. And into letting a little of the sarcasm leak out as he raises an eyebrow and says, in a very 'yes, mom' tone of voice:] So I've heard.
[He normally uses a flippant excuse: oh, I'm just a simple country boy and the lights of the big city kept me up, and everyone would know he was bullshitting, but they'd assume he was out partying and leave it at that. But again: their circumstances are a little unusual here, so.]
Well, it's not every day I wake up in a magic kidnapping hotel, now is it? I don't do well sleeping in an unfamiliar location. [that's also a big ol' lie because he can and will fall asleep anywhere, including in this makeup chair if given a chance, but whatever.] It's kind of you to offer, but we might as well get this over with.