dudevorce: (atm machines)
utsunomiya haru ([personal profile] dudevorce) wrote in [community profile] peacockstop 2025-05-18 04:17 am (UTC)

my sincerest condolences

[ Haru has absolutely no illusions about how not fit for the target audience of Big Tiddy Nun Needs he is, but he also does not have nearly enough shame not to audition for it anyway. What else could Big Tiddy Nun Needs need than a man with a negative chest?

He laughs as the demon hooks a finger under his scrap of a shirt, clearly serving absolutely nothing at all.
]

Mosquito bites? Check this out!

[ He snakes both hands under his armpits, doing his very best to push the muscles of his pecs together. ]

Read 'em and weep.

[ It's still kinda giving nothing. ]

You're gonna be so embarrassed when I'm cast as the lead in Mommy Milkers 9.

[ Not a movie, he's just made that one up. ]

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