[ There's no faking this kind of softness; Haru has buried his face in a good number of faux fur coats in his life, but there's nothing that comes close to the real velvety fuzziness of a genuinely furry shoulder.

He does have to sit on the urge to pull one of Aak's ears though. Just to say he has. ]

I didn't say that. Nothin' makes you more famous than a tantrum on the red carpet, right?

[ Not that he gets it himself. He's always loved the spotlight. ]

You got into a weird career for a private person. I betcha all these people've seen your bare ass.

[ Bare-ish, anyway. ]